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doglover706

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Do you change lightbulbs with your penis? Posted: 6/18/2007 3:48:49 PM
Yes, and without the ladder.

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Fantasies Posted: 6/17/2007 12:02:21 PM
99% of my fantasies involve a faceless man... it could be ANYONE, it's never about anyone specific. Sometimes if there's someone I've met and am interested in I can substitute them into my fantasy. it's the same for me, although the scenario changes on a regular basis

doglover706

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open minded...? (all opinions welcome) Posted: 6/17/2007 9:52:51 AM
you want to think i'm being sexual - your problem not mine. again - you don't know me... "must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex." who reading... honestly thinks that what i or anybody else has done in the past on this site - is any of their business. furthermore, why don't we eliminate the rest of the men by putting "must not have fantasized about a threesome, or an a or b list celebrity" ... no matter what... you're still - free to do what you want... but a filter option like the one i am talking about - i feel - should not appear on a profile that also says open minded. it's sort of an oxymoron. (still it does save me from contacting narrow minded people... so it has a use i suppose) The above quotes are what gives me the impression you think open minded means open legs. he seems to think if someone has an open mind then they are willing to open their legs regardles of the circumstances (sorry if I got he wrong impression)...my point is that one can be tolerant and accepting of others lifestyles without actually participating in that lifestyle. So...my question to you is...if I am not interested in meeting an intimate encounter online, and I say so on my profile does that make me closed minded? I am here to participate in the forums and maybe meet a few friends along the way, I am not here to find a sex partner....you have no idea how open minded I really am....you want me to back that up....fat chance.

doglover706

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open minded...? (all opinions welcome) Posted: 6/16/2007 8:16:15 PM
My comment in message 12 was directed at empuser999 's comment in message 9, he seems to think if someone has an open mind then they are willing to open their legs regardles of the circumstances (sorry if I got he wrong impression)...my point is that one can be tolerant and accepting of others lifestyles without actually participating in that lifestyle. The one thing I am not and will not be tolerant of is activities that are hurtful to others such as "cheating" on a SO, open relationships excluded.

doglover706

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open minded...? (all opinions welcome) Posted: 6/16/2007 9:33:34 AM
Why does open minded mean that we have to participate in such activities? I feel I am a fairly open minded person in that I don't judge people for what they do, I have no peoblem with "alternative lifestyles" but that doesn't mean that it's the right lifesyle for me. There are so many different definitions of alternate, one might fit into one of them but not another....does that make them closed minded? If so then I guess I'm not as open minded as I thought I was, and does that mean I should cut ties with the friends I have who choose a different lifestyle than I choose?

doglover706

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What is it with us women??? Posted: 6/14/2007 5:49:39 PM
Uncontrollable urge can be chalked up to excitement.....uncontrollable need would be lack of restraint.

doglover706

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What is it with us women??? Posted: 6/14/2007 4:04:26 PM
So glad you asked that question.....I find myself wanting to do the same thing, it takes a lot of restraint to just wait. It's not that I'm not content when I'm alone but when I see something I like...or meet someone I like....I want as much of it as I can get. I know this can be very smothering but I just can't help feeling that way. So that said...guys, how often is too often to be contacting someone who I have only been on a couple dates with?

doglover706

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are women attracted to physical appearances like men are to women ? Posted: 6/13/2007 11:11:53 PM
Yes physical attraction is what we respond to first but keep in mind that once we get to know the personality that starts to show in how we see the person. Someone who we might not have been initially attracted to physicaly might become very good looking to us once we get to know the person, as well as the opposite a good looking guy who turns out to be a jerk becomed less physicaly desirable to look at.

doglover706

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Would you choose a millionaire or a professor? Posted: 6/13/2007 2:23:40 PM
I'd pick the one who still knew how to make time for fun

doglover706

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I know where he's coming from...but......... Posted: 6/12/2007 3:35:04 PM
Thank you so much for that iamhappymom as soon as I read your message I knew that was exactly what I needed to hear...in the way I needed to hear it. Like I said in my original post... I know the answer should be obvious but I guess my judgement has been a bit clouded lately, I just can't get him out of my mind. I know I will be coming back to reread what you wrote....every time I feel myself getting too excited and confused. Can't thank you enough

doglover706

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I know where he's coming from...but......... Posted: 6/12/2007 12:23:05 PM
You sound like you need a BIG HUG. actually I'm not feeling bad about this at all....I'm excited....my worry is that I'm too excited and that will scare him away...if things never progress past where they are then so be it, life will go on....if they do then great....I live for right now...and right now I'm having a great timeand want more of that...I just don't want to do anything to screw it up, don't want to scare him but still want to let him know where I stand

doglover706

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I know where he's coming from...but......... Posted: 6/12/2007 11:10:20 AM
LOL I know that dating itself is a game but I'm not into playing games so to speak. Durannie I like what you have to say, wondering if you would be able to suggest things that I could do that would not make him feel like I am pressuring him but at the same time make him not want to let me go. I have never been in this place before...my last relationship started almost 14 years ago...and before that I was just a kid...I guess I'm not very experienced at all of this.

doglover706

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I know where he's coming from...but......... Posted: 6/12/2007 11:05:00 AM
I think deep down you are feeling WAY more than you are willing to let on to him... that's really the reason for this post in the first place....I know he isn't ready to match these feelings I'm having and I understand why he feels this way....I'm just having a hard time knowing how much I should let him know about just how into him I am.

doglover706

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I know where he's coming from...but......... Posted: 6/12/2007 10:38:01 AM
Thanks for the great replies Just to clarify a couple things....he does call me when he can and we chat on msn pretty much every day...there have been a few days when we have missed each other. Also, I haven't actually made a consious decision not to date anyone else in the mean time although I just find that I have no interest in doing so, if I met someone who I wanted to go on a date with I would do just that, we have actually discussed the dating other people thing and agreed that there would be no BS about it....at the time of the discussion though I didn't know that my feelings would develope at the rate they did. "men are 'naturally' inclined to have one main woman that they are devoted to, but that they like to sleep with other women as opportunity arises." I guess at this point I just want to be the one main one...until we both know for sure where this is going to go. I am trying to be logical and mature about it all but I feel like a school girl.

doglover706

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I know where he's coming from...but......... Posted: 6/12/2007 9:32:07 AM
A bit of background....I have been back in the dating scene for about a year now after a LTR, whe I first started dating I really wasn't sure what it was I was looking for, wanted to meet different people and see what worked for me and what didn't, I knew I wasn't ready to start any kind of relationship and still not looking for anything too serious as in I'm not looking for my next husband. That said I have been alone long enough I do want someone "special" in my life, there are some things I miss about having a SO, and have a pretty good idea what qualities will make me happy. I have recently met a guy whe is just 3 months out of a LTR and I feel some real chemistry there, I also believe he feels some chemistry there to. Problem is, he feels the same way I did almost a year ago, he knows he isn't ready for any kind of relationship, he is at the stage I was several months ago, trying to figure out exactly what went wrong and how to avoid that happening again, wanting to be sure he knows what it is he wants. We have only been out a few times together due to my shift work and his seasonal job it's hard for us to find time when neither of us is working, but when we are together there is no doubt in my mind that the chemistry is there. I also know that he is still dating others and I have no problem with that....he has no commitment to me...all I asked of him is that he not BS me about what he is looking for with me, his answer is simply that he wants to see me again and get to know me better. Now...I guess my question here is how do I handle this? I am not one to be dating several guys at the same time, although I don't see anything wrong if it works for others...it just doesn't work for me. I don't exactly want to wait for him, like I said our schedules right now make it hard for us to get together very often. I want to tell him how I feel, and I really want to see more of him than has been possible, but I'm afraid if I'm too forward with him he will be scared off, feel like he's being trapped, I know I would have felt that way a year ago. I am hoping this turns into something more than casual dating, but what do I do in the mean time, that is until the fall when his work schedule is not so busy (12-14 hour days 6 days a week) and until he is more at the same place I am now. I know the answer should be obvious but I guess my judgement has been a bit clouded lately, I just can't get him out of my mind.

doglover706

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Where to find a successful woman Posted: 5/25/2007 1:02:57 AM
that would depend on your definition of successful.

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what is cheating? Posted: 5/25/2007 1:00:15 AM
cheating is if there is an agreement and someone does something that is against that agreement.

doglover706

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What part of a man's body do you find the most attractive? Posted: 5/25/2007 12:56:31 AM
personality is key...if he doesn't have that then the rest isn't worth anything

doglover706

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what to do Posted: 5/20/2007 6:45:29 PM
So much easier to give advice than to take it...but here goes....IT'S ONLY BEEN 2 DAYS...that means yesterday and not yet today...who knows, he might contact you yet tonight...don't give up. Sorry not yelling at you...yelling at myself...damn it's been a long day...I hate waiting

doglover706

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what's a girl to do? Posted: 5/19/2007 6:48:08 PM
I'm not gonna write him off at this point but I guess he's gonna have to show some interest in seeing me....he did cancel on me for his one great passion...he dances...at the competitive level...and since we were just gonna hang out and he got an invite to go dancin...well he chose to dance. he messaged me on msn earlier and I asked him if he was trying not to have time with me and he replied with "My weeks are long and to be honest all i want to do on the weekend is nothing, well aside from dancing"...so I guess I need to learn how to dnace

doglover706

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what's a girl to do? Posted: 5/19/2007 3:30:21 PM
thanks all but as it turns out he's just not that into me it would seem...he just called me and canceled our plans to hang out later. Oh well life goes on....next LOL

doglover706

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what's a girl to do? Posted: 5/19/2007 9:39:40 AM
I wouldn't say he freaked out, rather just felt the need to say it, it just didn't make sense to me but I think bohemianbeast is probably right on the money or at least I hope so. we are sopposed to get togethet later today...I guess I'll see how it goes then, although I an excited about seeing him again I am doing my best to play it cool...no pressure, told him to give me a shout when he's free later but not gonna be sitting at home waiting for the call.

doglover706

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what's a girl to do? Posted: 5/19/2007 1:08:26 AM
thanks for that bohemianbeast I had considered that as a posibility. I am looking forward to getting to know him better but will not be heartbroken if things don't progress.....happy if they do though LOL

doglover706

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what's a girl to do? Posted: 5/19/2007 1:04:47 AM
I haven't been pushing it at all, I will tag him on msn if I see him online...I love to chat...but he has been phoning me every day, just short conversations but a phone call none the less.

doglover706

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what's a girl to do? Posted: 5/18/2007 11:47:00 PM
LOL not all he wants LOL we have only seen each other in groups because that's just the way it's worked out, first date...well that should be somewhere public...the other occasions were just the way it worked out

doglover706

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what's a girl to do? Posted: 5/18/2007 11:29:15 PM
Met a guy on another site about 3 weeks ago...we messaged back and forth a bit but kept missing each other on msn until 10 days ago, on tues, when we finaly got to chatting we discovered that I work with one of his good friends, and we would be at the same party on saturday. So he asks for my # and I figure I'm gonna meet him sat anyway what the heck. He calls me the next morning from work just to say hey...short conversation but kinda cool., he calls me again around suppertime and asks if I would like to go dancing with him, he took me to a swing dance class.....best first date idea btw. We had a great time and ended the night with an amazing kiss. The next day he calls me again from work to ask if I had a good time, I definitely did. Friday night I'm going out to the bar with some coworkers...our mutual friend couldn't make it but he showed up, knowing that I would be there...he hit it off great with my friends, another great night. Saturday the party, we meet up there and do some dancin and have another good night. So all is going great, we discuss the fact that neither of us is in a hurry to get into a serious relationship as we are both fairly new at being single, but there are some things that we both miss about having a SO. So this morning we are chatting on msn and talkin about the fact that we really haven't had much time to get to know each other, every time we've been together has been in a group situation, and that we should try to get together this weekend and get to know each other better...all is good...... ....until....he tells me not to get too hung up on him, and reminds me that he doesn't want anything serious. Why would he feel the need to say something like that? I thought I had made it clear to him that I was not in a hurry to be serious either. Fact is I hardly know the guy yet...but I do know that I am interested in getting to know him. If I'm reading too much into this is there a way I can avoid seeming too anxious, I work shifts so it's hard for us to get together and when the chance is there I am a bit excited about the posibility of getting together because I don't know when we might get another chance. What's a girl to do?

doglover706

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Do you dance with any guy who asks? Posted: 5/3/2007 6:18:26 AM
I always go to the clubs with a group of friends, and I'm always on the dance floor....so there really isn't much chance for anyone to aske me to dance cause I already am....but anyone who comes along and joins in our group on the floor is welcome as long as they aren't being a pig about it

doglover706

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older women younger men Posted: 5/2/2007 4:37:29 PM
I haven't done much dating yet...only been single again for about a year after a 12 year relationship......but I find that pretty much all of my friends are much younger than myself so I am inclined to date someone younger than me...I have been told that I'm 25 at heart but probably wouldn't go quite that young

doglover706

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Can you party hard like a 20yr old when you are over 30? Posted: 5/2/2007 4:22:54 PM
Hell ya....I'll be 39 this year and I can and have outlasted my daughter and her friends who are 20 ish....I had her when I was young and missed out on a lot of the fun that your 20's bring....now she's grown I'm having the time of my life ....only problem is I can't party as often as they can, it takes me a while to recover LOL

doglover706

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Slow moving site Posted: 4/19/2007 10:38:35 PM
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Slow moving site Posted: 4/19/2007 11:30:41 AM
just now...it took 5 minutes to get into my inbox and another 6 to get into the mail I had received.......I'm really not gonna keep trying :( but will stick around for the forums

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Slow moving site Posted: 4/18/2007 11:54:20 PM
took 6 minutes to open my inbox....but viewed me is still running fine and the forums

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Slow moving site Posted: 4/18/2007 12:26:23 AM
images on the viewed me page come up fine but nothing else

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Slow moving site Posted: 4/18/2007 12:23:38 AM
pages not showing up....can't get into my mail or even view my own profile...the only thing that seems to be working is the viewed me page and the forums

doglover706

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Slow moving site Posted: 4/17/2007 11:36:16 PM
I am finding that most of the site is very slow....takes several minutes to open any page except the forums. I also know someone that can't even start a profile here as it times out before he can register.

doglover706

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medical/health field Posted: 4/17/2007 11:22:55 PM
I work in mental health.....NOT a good place to be meeting people. I find the shift work makes it hard to meet people outside of work and it makes it almost impossible to get together with friends at work without planning a month in advance and someone taking vacation days.

doglover706

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What makes a good photo..? Posted: 4/6/2007 9:01:44 PM
I will definitely look at what someone is wearing in a pic...and to see what they would wear out definitely tells me something about the person...I am also looking at what is in the background of the pic, especially if it's a pic taken at home...their design style can tell you something about them as well...like if there are dirty socks hangin off the lamp...they are probably not real uptight about keeping a neat house

doglover706

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Guns, the range, target activities. Posted: 4/3/2007 11:25:37 AM
I think it would be a great time....nice to do something a bit different...instead of the usual coffee, drink, dinner, movie.

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OK girls...do you initiate contact? Posted: 3/30/2007 6:31:15 PM
It really depends on what kind of mood I'm in....I am very shy at first....don't stay that way long ....but when I'm in a bit of an outgoing mood I will initiate contact if I am interested. I also have it set so that people can see that I have checked out their page....hoping that they will check out mine and not be as shy as I am

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Why did you walk from your marriage? Posted: 2/11/2007 9:50:29 AM
I didn't exactly walk away...I fought to keep it alive....but in the end his drug addiction won out now my life is great

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would love to see what i am doing wrong Posted: 1/27/2007 10:31:45 PM
I agree about the grammar...that must be fixed. im a down to earth guy that knows what i want out of and in life What do you want out of life? can you joke around and not get mad but still come up with something to make me LOL You're putting too much pressure on here....never get mad at my jokes and make me laugh....is what I am hearing. [qoute]anything thats fun at the time You should mention some things that you find fun. What you have tells me that you know who you are and what you want but it doesn't tell me any of that.

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Is it me or my profile??? Posted: 1/23/2007 8:02:04 PM
thanks, I made some changes. any other comments are appreciated

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Is it me or my profile??? Posted: 1/23/2007 6:22:50 PM
points taken....as far as the child thing goes i don't want people to disregard me because I might have a young child and they think I'm lookin for a dad

doglover706

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Is it me or my profile??? Posted: 1/23/2007 6:01:22 PM
Could someone please tell me what they see when they look at my profile. It seems I am not attracting the type of people I want to. I am looking for people who have NOT outgrown the things that they used to think were fun, it seems everyone sees my age and thinks I want to settle down when just the opposite is true....been there done that....now I want to live life

doglover706

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seriously girls..more questions Posted: 1/23/2007 5:35:53 PM
Sorry pssst but I can't agree with that, call me old fashioned but this meeting people on-line is just weird. I would prefer to meet people in public. That said, I do agree that a 5 minute conversation is not enough to know if I would like to see someone again, I like Chapters for that reason...coffee right in the store. I would suggest that you first make eye contact...see how it's received, from there make casual contact, if a conversation starts then you could suggest getting a coffee....go from there.

doglover706

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Signs shes interested in you Posted: 1/23/2007 5:21:46 PM
When I go to the bar it's with people NOT to meet people. As far as signs go, I think if she' paying a lot of attention to you, smiling, eye contact and boby language. Those things can say a lot....learn to read it and you will have you will have your answer.

doglover706

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Email/talk, but don't? Posted: 1/23/2007 4:17:08 PM
If I find the conversation interesting, I will be looking forward to the next time we can chat...I love chatting....but to many times we just don't seem to have the same intrests or communication style and that just doesn't make for fun conversation.

doglover706

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Are people looking younger? Posted: 1/23/2007 2:21:32 PM
I think it's probably a bit of both. Your perceptions have changed as you have aged, but also people, women in particular, have learned about skin care and the importance of wearing sunscreen, they are also more likely to color their hair and do whatever it takes to look young.

doglover706

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What do women think of shy guys ? Posted: 1/18/2007 6:32:55 PM
There is shy, and there's SHY! I agree, although I don't see SHY as attractive at all....more along the lines of boring...I do think that a little shyness is ok if it's early on...kinda makes me think that he is worried that he won't make a good impression...I take that as flattery

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How is your INNER CHILD? Posted: 1/18/2007 5:55:13 PM
Your Inner Child Is Naughty [img]http://images.blogthings.com/howisyourinnerchildquiz/naughty.jpg[/img] Like a child, you tend to discount social rules. It's just too much fun to break the rules! You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you. And no matter what, you refuse to grow up! How Is Your Inner Child? [url]http://www.blogthings.com/howisyourinnerchildquiz/[/url]

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