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Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 32 (view)   Has Anyone Ever Been Interrupted By A Pet During Sex? Posted: 10/3/2007 2:40:35 AM My goldfish swam into my room once and got into the middle of things, he had this whole flipper thing going on and taught me a couple thing but I ended up flushing him dowm the toilet since he started seeing her on the side.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 97 (view)   How you like your Steak done? Posted: 5/12/2007 10:26:53 AM If it dosen't go MOO when I stick my fork in I'm not interested.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 15 (view)   The Best Damn Rum Cake, Ever!!! Posted: 5/9/2007 12:38:26 AM That reciepe sounds great I'll have to try it. Any others?  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 11 (view)   The Best Damn Rum Cake, Ever!!! Posted: 5/1/2007 6:33:41 PM I'm not going to lie to you I've never heard of them before but if you explain what they are I'd probally know.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 9 (view)   The Best Damn Rum Cake, Ever!!! Posted: 4/27/2007 9:03:54 PM I only put this thread up as a joke but I guess some people actually do like Rum Cake. Me I'm not to much of a baker, I mean I can do it but I don't really have the patience for it. I'd much rather play with fire and sautee pans.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 2 (view)   all in one sandwich Posted: 4/22/2007 5:46:35 PM I LOVE Spaghetti sandwiches.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 1 (view)   The Best Damn Rum Cake, Ever!!! Posted: 4/22/2007 5:38:20 PM The "Key to Success" with this dish is to follow the directions exactly. Preparation Instructions Gather ingredients to start preparation. 1 or 2 Quarts of Rum 1 Cup Butter 1 Teaspoon Sugar 1 Cup Dried Fruit Baking Powder 1 Teaspoon Soda Lemon Juice Brown Sugar Nuts Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now, go ahead and select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc... Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass. Drink it as fast as you can. Repeat above step. With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of the finest quantity. Try another cup. Open a second quart if necessary. Add 2 arge leggs large eggs, 2 cups fried druit ah whatever, and beat 'til high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next, sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it rally doesn't matter.) Sample the rum again. Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Wix mell. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Now pour the whole mess into the boven and ake. Check the rum again. Go to bad (if you are still conscious). Happy Baking. Chef~Boy R.D.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 42 (view)   Girl Scout Cookies Posted: 4/15/2007 1:05:26 PM it was just a joke relax.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 40 (view)   Girl Scout Cookies Posted: 4/15/2007 10:39:17 AM Forget the cookies just bring me the Girl Scouts.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 9 (view)   New and dirty erotic sex, how do you start? Posted: 4/11/2007 9:32:38 AM Usually I start with an erect penis.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 6 (view)   Oh nnnnooooooo.....my Rum Cake.... Posted: 4/11/2007 9:30:44 AM I hate rum.....  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 4 (view)   Oh nnnnooooooo.....my Rum Cake.... Posted: 3/28/2007 9:38:20 AM Dangit! This is a good reciepe people.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 50 (view)   Seriously - is all this really going on? Posted: 3/28/2007 9:07:29 AM I don't even know what to say to this question except .  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 145 (view)   men in uniforms Posted: 3/28/2007 9:00:56 AM I wear a white jacket.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 82 (view)   Having sex during her cycle...how do you get him to do it? Posted: 3/27/2007 9:27:07 AM I'm a real trooper. Anyday anytime. Pitter Patter lets get atter.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 12 (view)   Ever have a crush on a cartoon? Posted: 3/27/2007 9:23:36 AM Jessica Rabbit That's all I need to say.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 7 (view)   Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. (Date Him???) Posted: 3/27/2007 9:19:06 AM "Damn sexy Flanders!" *Flanders shakes bum in ski suit*  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 26 (view)   Eating well on the cheap. Posted: 3/23/2007 9:47:48 AM Mr. Noodles always work best for me.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 51 (view)   Favorite knife? Posted: 3/23/2007 9:36:25 AM How about sharp ones.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 3 (view)   Oh nnnnooooooo.....my Rum Cake.... Posted: 3/21/2007 3:33:22 PM Hey thanks I have a great sence of humor and love a good joke.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 89 (view)   Where would you rather have sex in a public place or in the bedroom Posted: 3/21/2007 10:57:03 AM The best place I think that I ever did it was over the railing at Niagara Falls at 3 in the morning. Nothing but the roar of the Falls and two clapping bodies. What a rush.  Chef~Boy R.D. Joined: 2/8/2007 Msg: 1 (view)   Oh nnnnooooooo.....my Rum Cake.... Posted: 3/7/2007 3:40:35 PM The Best Rum Cake, Ever!! Preparation Instructions Gather ingredients to start preparation. 1 or 2 Quarts of Rum 1 Cup Butter 1 Teaspoon Sugar 1 Cup Dried Fruit Baking Powder 1 Teaspoon Soda Lemon Juice Brown Sugar Nuts Before you start, sample the rum to check for quality. Good, isn't it? Now, go ahead and select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc... Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sure the rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of rum into a glass. Drink it as fast as you can. Repeat above step. With an electric mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure that the rum is of the finest quantity. Try another cup. Open a second quart if necessary. Add 2 arge leggs large eggs, 2 cups fried druit ah whatever, and beat 'til high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the rum again, checking for tonscisticity. Next, sift 3 cups of pepper or salt (it rally doesn't matter.) Sample the rum again. Sift 1/2 pint lemon juice. Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add 1 babblespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Wix mell. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 gredees. Now pour the whole mess into the boven and ake. Check the rum again. Go to bad (if you are still conscious). Good Luck in your baking.   Show ALL Forums