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Joined: 2/11/2007

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Why in the name of god do americans eat pastries for breakfast? Posted: 2/25/2009 9:19:12 PM
Because we Canadians taught them to eat pancakes with maple syrup, fruit preserve, and butter, And the french taught them to eat fluffy pastrys. Its called loading the carbs.

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What is your favorite comfort food? Posted: 2/25/2009 9:13:48 PM
Fresh baked apple bran muffins smothered in real butter, served with pear brandy. That or spiced oatmeal cookies with ben and jerry's icecream

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multiple positions during 1sex session, hows it possible Posted: 2/3/2009 4:03:02 PM
Unless you ejaculate almost instantly on entering, you should be able to change positions a few times before climaxing. I personaly enjoy the whole delayed gratification thing where I attend to her needs for a while before even getting to the reciprocation stage. Also I tend to be relaxed during sex. So less pressure to climax "A few hours of recovery? Uhmmmm... have you thought of going to your doctor and getting a physical?" Actualy its a common thing for older guys. We take a bit longer to recharge. Its just age catching up with us. But we can use that recharge time to pamper you in ways you are sure to like, (Nibble).

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Purity Balls Posted: 9/28/2008 6:48:09 PM
Its not so much a virginity cult, as an incest cult. Its about fathers who want to marry their daughters, (or at least have sex with them) Taking control of their daughters sexuality as a substitute for actual sex. These people are scary.

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all guys wants from me is sex.. but not a relationship... why is that? Posted: 9/20/2008 7:35:22 AM
Hey brandy. You seem to have collected a following of idiots who cant stay faithfull. They all are in relationships... and they all want a shot at you as well. I suggest a ladys nite with just you and the three girlfreinds... And you tell them what their boys are doing. Also you might want to ease up on the restrictions on who may contact you via PoF

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Deleting profile b/c of inappropriate messages from men Posted: 9/17/2008 8:10:17 PM
Hello sunset. I'm sorry that you have been recieving this crappy treatment from so many men. The good news is that you found a decent man. Now all we need to do is figure out whether our respective likes and dislikes alow us to become friends. So get back to me and lets talk. (and NOT about sex) Just ignore the idiots and sleazes.

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are women willing to look past a mans flawed teeth. Posted: 9/12/2008 7:12:12 AM
Wow, It costs $3000. to get a single false tooth to fill a gap in my well tended set. I brush and floss thoroughly every day. And get a professional deep cleaning done every year (for only $200) But that one gap where I lost a tooth, is the biggest problem imaginable to someone????? Wow.

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What are the percentage of people on here just for sex or an actual relationship? Posted: 8/27/2008 10:30:26 AM
We all want sex. and if anyone offers it to my single, hetro, self.... I'll take her up on it. But yes I do hope to find a faithfull, long term, relationship with a woman who I can share my life with.

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18 year old girl marries a 40 year old man? Posted: 3/26/2008 9:22:42 AM
Untill recently this type of relationship was fairly normal. And in asia and rural europe it still is considered normal. Traditionaly it took years for a man to build up enough money to afford to marry, So men would remain unmarried untill well into their 30s and 40s. But while a man had to bring wealth and property to the marriage, a woman had only to bring fertility. The result was an abundance of 14 year old brides marrying 40 year old men. Of course there was no such thing as dating. (and no "single life"). Marriages were contracts between men. Women were just another barganing chip. A woman who was not married by age 16 was considered an "old maid", and was subjected to scorn and periodic accusations of witchcraft.

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How long for cunnilingus? Posted: 3/20/2008 7:20:46 AM
Keep going untill she wants to do something else, If you want to go for the gold... And you can rest your tongue and use just your lips or chin or nose to entertain her. Plus we all have hands to help things along... Resting my head on her thigh while I breath gently on her happy labia and clitoris... and massage with a random pair of fingers....

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When to worry about mental illness. Posted: 3/18/2008 11:06:21 PM
You are doing just fine. Your daughter is probably just fine. Downs is a genetic dissorder, It is very obvious. It shows in the facial shape and structure. Most Downs kids are wonderfull people,(if a bit difficult to understand sometimes). One of my co-workers has mild autism. He focuses on his job, and keeps working untill he's done. Otherwise he is perfectly ordinary. If it will ease your fear, by all means see a specialist. You will probably be told that your girl is perfectly fine.

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You need help, don't you? Posted: 3/17/2008 4:46:07 PM
Hullo Happynature, And Thankyou. We all have our scars, and some of mine have pretty much set and locked the expression of my face. I tend to let my guitar do my smiling for me. I appreciate your help though, And I'll try to get a more visibly obvious smile on my profile I'm not nearly as dark as I look. Those clouds dont bring thunder storms, only gentle rains. Again, Thankyou.

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You need help, don't you? Posted: 3/16/2008 3:16:23 PM
Wow, My profile must be even worse than I thought. Nobody even wnts to try to help me with it.

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30% of women have sex on first dates? Posted: 3/14/2008 11:38:39 PM
What does options have to do with anything? He could still have a different person for every night of the week, and he still might not call. I personally think putting out for a stranger is gross. But that's probably why I'm single. Its possible, Or maybe you just live too far way from me...

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How Can I Get A Guy To Talk To Me? Posted: 3/13/2008 8:37:47 PM
Your profile cannot possibly be worse than mine. You seem to write as one who lacks confidence. But you still seem very nice.

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Do guys like single moms? Posted: 3/10/2008 3:51:22 PM
We get scared. Its a weeding out process realy, the guy that bolts is the guy you didnt want anyway. So when the bolters are all bolted,,, You have the guys who (although scared) still stick around. The fact is that you are very attractive, and any guy who doesnt appreciate you, doesnt deserve you either... I have beaten down my fear and taken some wonderfull women on dates.. and sometimes we have wound up taking the kids along too.... Any guy who cant cope with kids, isnt worth your time.

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How should a single mom, with no help, date? Posted: 3/10/2008 3:40:06 PM
Hullo, I'm the guy. I'm gonna be blunt, and probably slightly crude. 1) If I'm gonna date you,I'm gonna end up meeting your child or children. Get it out of the way. if your little ones have problems with me, they will say so. Then you know to dump me... If I have problems with your little ones, same rule applys. and you can dump me early on before either one of us gets too attached. 2) Its my right and duty as your date, to pay for the babysitter. if I refuse to pay for a sitter... DUMP ME! 3)You dont know me. Use common sense. Dont leave me alone with your kids. Just because I'm a safe guy, doesnt mean you know that I'm safe. I have to PROOVE my self to you... If I have a problem with this... Dump me. 4)A revolving door is basicaly where a woman has a string of first dates that end with sex at her place. (generaly there is no second date) By not sleeping with me on the first date, you are keeping your door NON revolving. If I have a problem with being told "no"... Dump me. 5) My dating plans MUST be flexible. So I wanted to take you to that bistro that has the string trio playing... But suddenly your sitter cancels. we can either reschedule, or adjust to the new situation.... So if we adjust, either I grab take out and rent Snow White..... Or we take the kids with us.. and go to a more relaxed resturant, (kid freindly). If I cant cope with this... Dump me. 6) Your children are your first priority. If I have a problem with this fact... Dump me. With these rules in mind, date freely and fearlessly.

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Any men over 35 seriously looking to get married? Posted: 3/6/2008 8:55:45 AM
I used to realy want a marriage and family. (still do, but accepting reality) I would be happy with someone who wants to move in and share life .. (But again how many women want that???) And I know that I can be a difficult person to live with.... So where does that leave me? If I meet someone who I can click with... And if things work out.... Then absolutely, I'd go for marriage.

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You need help, don't you? Posted: 3/5/2008 10:30:56 PM
I could use some help. I know my profile is not very good, I'm not used to the whole profile thing. I'm still learning and I guess I have a lot TO learn. If you could... I would be very gratefull for any help you provide. Thankyou.

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