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 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 18 (view)
 
party drinks
Posted: 3/31/2009 1:18:40 AM
I'm a Bacardi Gold girl, myself. Right out of the bottle or in a shot glass. Coke only ruins it.

As for beer? Only for the taste since I tend to get full before I get drunk. And they make me piss non-stop.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
not too much attention
Posted: 3/23/2009 11:47:55 PM

That said, the one thing that is certain in my life is that that a nice decent girl has to be in order lol.. really tired of drunk girls in night clubs with a serious lack of self respect.. I can#t stand it, each to their own, i'm not saying don't do it, im just saying that it doesnt appeal to me in the slightest and I don't particularly feel attracted to a girl who cannot talk or control her limbs and is dancing with every guy in sight.



I wanted to stop reading right after I read this. Get rid of it, babe. We don't want to know what you're not looking for or about your ability to handle girls with loose morals.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
how to get a girl interested
Posted: 3/23/2009 11:38:34 PM
Agreeing with MrCyrus.

Don't TRY to impress anyone. There's someone out there for everyone. And don't let rejection kill your buzz.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Profile help would really be appreciated
Posted: 3/15/2009 4:09:38 PM
To be blunt:

You sound like a guy who doesn't know what he wants, and almost doesn't care what he gets. That's your problem.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 13 (view)
 
How would you get over a guy after 14 years?
Posted: 3/15/2009 4:02:27 PM
Well I am trying to get her to go out with me but he's still around.


Have you ever thought she's just stringing you along? Maybe she's trying to keep ALL doors open? Or maybe she's using him as an excuse not to go out with you? Letting you down easy, yanno... "It's not you, it's him!"

A lot of things to think about in this situation. Girls can be sneaky.

Sticking to the original question: She's never going to get over him. Unfortunately, he's always going to be a huge part of her life (whether it be good or bad.) She should try cutting off contact with him for a set amount of time, and only after she is in a new, solid relationship with someone else should she consider chatting with him again, if at all.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
people and favorites
Posted: 3/15/2009 3:58:56 PM
Yeah, I'm not sure what the point of the favourites list even is.

I feel like if someone I don't know favourites me, they are too lazy to write to me first and are just trying to get my attention... So I delete them. Thus why I am only on two people's favourites list: My sister's and a good friend of mine's.

Don't read too much into them. It's a meaningless feature.

PS: True say, Raider.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Hard to get vs no get
Posted: 3/8/2009 7:01:02 PM
A girl will still flirt with you if she is playing hard to get... "No get" is usually followed swiftly by a restraining order if you don't get the message.

To avoid that, avoid all girls who play these games. :)
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 39 (view)
 
“Insert Foot in mouth” confessions
Posted: 3/5/2009 4:53:23 PM
Me, my mother, my sisters and a family friend went on a camping trip. As we were driving towards to the camp site, and my sister spotted a sign that was advertising Shrimp Coktails.

She asked, "Mom, what's a shrimp Coktail?"

Mom said, "It's kind of like a shrimp ring, only in a fancy glass."

To that my sister replied: I LOVE shrimp coktails. I'm a cok-o-holic.
_____

The same sister was in her sex ed class in grade four, and the teacher was talking about oral sex and how you can contract certain diseases from it..

My sister said: How can you get a disease from talking about sex?


Kids say the darndest things!
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
So what do you think of my profile
Posted: 3/5/2009 4:36:15 PM

There is nothing one cannot do or concur with the holly spirit on your side.


Are we going to deck the halls with the holly spirit?
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Profile Pictures
Posted: 3/4/2009 8:29:38 PM
Right now, I think your main picture is the only one that is profile worthy. The lighting in the others is way off.
You have a nice face, so don't worry too much about the angling. Just keep the light in check.
I agree with you - some up-close shots are downright unflattering, but every profile should have at least one (yours is very nice, by the way.)

You're definitely going to need some pictures taken from farther away, preferably in different places.. Places that show your character, personality, interests.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
I'm new to Florida AND new to POF. I tried to make mine interesting
Posted: 3/1/2009 9:15:08 PM
Yeah, you're definitely going to attract people for Hang Out... Especially guys. :)

A lot of girls are turned away from profiles with pictures of you with arm candy, from my experience, even if they are only looking for hang out. (Though I'm sure those chicks have great personalities. :) ) Then again, I don't know how things work down there.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Women, what should I do?
Posted: 3/1/2009 9:06:09 PM
Hey, guys are constantly begging their girlfriends for head.. Consider yourself lucky!
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
A little feed back please.
Posted: 3/1/2009 8:52:59 PM
In terms of your actual profile, try adding a little bit about the kind of person you are looking for, maybe add a little humor? Other than that, the written text is fine as is.

A bit a variety in your pictures would also be helpful. Some pictures of you out and about (try to veer away from ones with chicks hanging off your arm though..)

In the end, it's all about finding the right kind of women to message without being too picky and sending messages out to a few people at a time. NEVER click on that "sent messages" link. It'll only do you bad.

-M.O.E.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 4 (view)
 
I'm new, and not getting a lot of responses.
Posted: 2/16/2009 6:01:01 PM
"People will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you. If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is."
...dammit. Oh well, what the hell.


Get rid of this... It serves of no purpose to your profile. If you're going to quote something, maybe a line from a movie/book/poem you think describes you as a person,


I'm sarcastic, romantic, thoughtful, caring, obnoxious, kind, and kind of a dork.


Being a dork is cute when you're in high-school. WOMEN usually don't appreciate such a quality and would prefer if you said something like... "I have a sarcastic, and sometimes goofy, sense of humor."
Obnoxious is a BAD word. Outgoing, adventurous, life of the party - these are the words you should consider to replace 'obnoxious'.
Try to veer away from just listing off so many adjectives. Try and fit them into a few well constructed sentences, maximum of three per.


Depends on who you ask...so I figure I've got it about right. Really, everything's in the eye of the beholder, but I think I'm pretty smart and funny and, y'know, cute and stuff.


If you want to give an outsider's (ie, friend's, family's) view on who you are, ask a few of them to give you a couple words they would use to describe you and pick three or four that you like. "Those close to me describe me as..." (You can get rid of that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" line... It just doesn't work.)


If I like you, I will go out of my way to treat you as such; I don't really believe in games.


Boring. These lines have been done and then done again. Usually, when someone says they don't play games, our brain automatically tells us you DO, in fact, play games. This reflex triggers the NEXT impulse. Delete.


Every song deserves air instruments. Guitar, bass, turntables, drums, cello, etc...


This is VERY out of place.


I think that half the fun of meeting someone new is getting to know who they are, past all the superficiality. So, I guess that's my way of saying that honesty is important to me, and I'm basically an open book myself.


You have used a lot of very weak words in your profile.. "Basically, kind of, not really." With profiles, it either is or it isn't.


I will try just about anything once. Most things, twice.


Once again, out of place.


Oh, apparently, I also need to mention my hopes and aspirations for you to reply. This is what the Plenty of Fish computer tells me. So: I aspire to be happy, whatever that entails. I think a lot of people lose sight of that - they get caught up in drama and complication, and forget to just enjoy life for what it is. That's the trick.


"I aspire to be happy, whatever that entails. I think a lot of people lose sight of that - they get caught up in drama and complication, and forget to just enjoy life for what it is."

I like this.


Oh, and I'm an Anthropology student. So there's that.


Put this under profession above.


First Date
Coffee. Yeah, it's cliched as hell, but it's good conversation.


I wouldn't mention it to be cliche... Not necessary.


Seeing parts of the city you never paid attention to before.


Exploring the city.. Not bad.


Burning my mouth on food that's way too hot to eat but too tasty to leave alone. Is that a metaphor? I have no idea.


This is not doing anything for your profile. Nonsense is irritating in profiles. You'll have lots of time to talk nonsense on your coffee date.




All in all, your profile is a mess of jumbled thoughts. Insert some humor, use Word (or preferred program) to help you along with grammar and spelling if it's not your forte, and organize your thoughts into sensible paragraphs.


Mother knows best,

M.O.E.

After thought: Post some better pictures.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
I'm new, and not getting a lot of responses.
Posted: 2/16/2009 5:35:01 PM
He asked for a profile review - not your opinion on what he should be doing based on his age.

Hang on, Snow. I'm gonna go check you out.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Are all the women on this site looking for the same Guy???
Posted: 2/11/2009 11:39:33 AM
Are you serious?
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Plenty of Fish? I think NOT!?
Posted: 2/11/2009 11:37:18 AM
To be honest with you, you're about a 4.5/10 by my standards.

Get over yourself, and remember that there are far more men than women on here and so women get to be pickier.

If I were you, I would take what I could get or just try another method of dating.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
go ahead, take a peek, it's free
Posted: 2/10/2009 11:25:37 PM
Well the three lines you have on there are uninformative and boring.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Brilliant!
Posted: 2/10/2009 11:21:31 PM
It's the pictures. That's all. Hurry up and change them already.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Looking for Reviews
Posted: 2/8/2009 9:47:15 PM
Sorry, hun. All I can think of saying is: you come across as a sixteen year old boy. <3

-M.O.E.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Need Help
Posted: 2/8/2009 9:40:43 PM
About Me
Im Italian,i never married,no kids,you're probably thinking,am I the kind of person who opens the door for you,brings u flowers on special occasions? the kind thats loves cuddling and taking long walks,great sense of humor? if that sounds good to u,then u came 2 the right place,I value all of those things as well as being respectful,honesty and communication,i didnt post my profile to play games with anyone.I'm looking for a women who knows what she wants,knows how 2 have fun and doesnt play games,maybe start out as friends,nothing happens overnight,but,sometimes they do!so if u r tired of the BS and want something real,then look no further.


This is the most lifeless profile I have read in a long time. Read your profile... Would you message someone with a profile like this? Probably out of desperation but I don't think anyone is really trying to attract the desperate.

Since you seem to work in a point form kind of manner, I will make you a list of things to add to your profile:

How you see yourself
One or two adjectives your friends would use to describe you and why
Humor ( and not the Knock Knock kind..)
Interesting facts about you / your interests (without too much detail... you've gotta have something to talk about later.)
What you are looking for (without bringing up past relationships! seriously.. don't do it.)

Also, I feel like I should remind you that most people like to end sentences with PERIODS (you know.. that little dot located BESIDE the question mark.) Check your grammar and punctuation. If these are not your strong points, which I think is pretty evident, then try creating your profile in Microsoft Word (or a program of similar nature.) Remember: because the ratio of women to men on POF is like, 9:1, they can be much pickier. Something simple like a misplaced period or comma can trigger her "NEXT" impulse.

Add a few more pictures (you should have at LEAST three or four) and have a few that aren't posted on your profile handy so that you can send some fresh ones should you feel the need.



Mail Settings (To message nyy4life you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female
Age between 28 and 38
Live within 75 miles.
Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married


Try loosening up your mail settings a little bit. I would suggest allowing people who are looking for Hang Out, as 'hanging out' can sometimes lead to something more. Other Relationship is another I would remove from that list. That should increase your number of messages.

Mother knows best,

M.O.E.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Can somebody give me some pointers on why my profile is bad?
Posted: 1/20/2009 9:43:49 PM
Get rid of the long list of bands - this isn't MySpace.

Paragraph 1:
Tell us a bit about who you are as a person from your point of view, not your friends'. Use adjectives other than "nice", "friendly" and that crap.
Paragraph 2:
List a few interests, go into depth about one or two of them. But not too far into depth. We're not here to read a novel.
Paragraph 3:
Tell us what you're looking for. Don't go into too much detail but make sure to include the things that are very important to you. Don't be afraid to tell people you're only looking for a girl of a certain body type or hair colour... At least they'll know not to waste their time on you. DO, however, be tactful. Don't tell us "fat girls need not apply." Find a decent way of saying it, yes?


While doing all this, make sure you showcase your sense of humor (without trying too hard), and don't come across as bitter or lonely (ie, bringing up past relationships, or opening your baggage and exposing your little black heart.) Use proper grammar and punctuation, refrain from using words that are too big.

Pictures? Change it up a little bit. Show us a picture of you in a different shirt, at least. And get some clearer shots.

Mother knows best

-M.O.E.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 5 (view)
 
if u meet a girl and
Posted: 1/18/2009 4:47:53 PM
No. You couldn't trust her. You know that.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Profile review
Posted: 1/17/2009 3:32:23 PM
I'm a confident, creative, independent guy who wants to get as much out of this life as I can. I find change exciting and love watching movies, reading etc.. I feel like I learn a lot about difference that way, which inspires me.

I have a little man who I love sooo much- (also in training, so watch out ladies ;)

I don't think my aim is to find a relationship on here just yet, but you never know what's just around the corner unless you open your eyes.


Okay. It's fine to not be looking for any kind of relationship, but don't play the "But who knows?" card. Either you are looking for something, or you aren't.

Now, if you ARE indeed looking for ANY kind of relationship (long term, dating, sex) then you need to include what you are looking for in a woman. List off a few things that are really important to you ( and I mean really important ) and let the ladies decide if they think that match that description.

Talk a little more about some of your interests, get rid of your " look at my body " pics and you should be good to go.

-M.O.E.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Trend of Lame Initial Emails
Posted: 1/17/2009 3:26:29 PM
Here's an idea!

Put a freaking word minimum on all incoming mail.

Duh.

Now all of you stop complaining and post meaningful topics in the forums.
 Motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Another profile review
Posted: 1/16/2009 6:38:30 AM
I like the length. Your profile was easy to read and interesting. Keep the length and weed out the lazy people.

- M.O.E.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Another profile review
Posted: 1/14/2009 4:29:47 PM
I actually really like your profile. It is well written ( both creatively and grammatically ) and easy to read. It contained enough information to initiate contact, but not so much that interested women would have nothing to learn about you.

I think your main problem here are the pictures. I like the ones of you out and about, but you need to work on getting better "close-up" pictures.

P.S. : I, too, have gone through the obsessive Spoonman phase. I know how it feels.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
getting impatient
Posted: 1/14/2009 5:14:31 AM
Possibly the most important thing I have used and applied in my life is Laughter is the best medicine! No matter the struggle or situation I find myself or a friend in a laugh can turn a frown upside down and stop a bad mood in its tracks. When I can't help myself in that area I usually turn to Katt Williams, Will Ferrel, and Dave Chappelle. I have realized that 2009 is the beginning of the rest of my life, and I have prioritized accordingly and am making adaptations to myself for myself. If its the journey and not the destination, why not slow down and look around?

I'm looking for a lady that loves to smile and have a good time! Confidence and maturity help the eqation as well.


----------

Your profile seems more like a New Years speech than a dating tactic.

Tell us more about you, your interests, what you are looking for.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 13 (view)
 
How do you get people past the disability?
Posted: 10/20/2008 11:06:05 PM
First of all, I would like to say that I am offended that someone would suggest that a way to deal with your 'career issues' is to get a job that involves not being seen. That's disgusting.

Anyway, I am not going to pretend to know how you feel. Nor do I have any sound advice to give you. I'm not going to give you the "one day someone will come along who sees you for what's on the inside" speech. You've heard it before and you'll hear it again. I would just like you to know that I admire that you have yet to give up hope of getting seriously involved with someone. There are some people on here who whine and complain that their lives are over after being rejected once or twice for things they can fix or improve on. It's unfortunate that people can be so cruel, but you don't seem to have let it drag you down. Kudos.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
i seem to get ignored when i IM
Posted: 10/20/2008 10:56:28 PM

Try using a little sweet talk,like say"hey babygurl..."or"sup princess"


Oh yeah. That's what I want to hear. Gets me all hot and bothered when I read that.




Anyway, my suggestion is also that you message her first. Most of the time, I don't accept an IM invitation unless I have spoken to the person on a number of occasions. I find people who IM are usually a waste of my time. It seems more that they used it to get out of having to type a proper sentence/paragraph.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 9 (view)
 
Abit of help?
Posted: 10/20/2008 10:50:03 PM
Hmm.. I don't know about girls over there, but I have met almost every boyfriend of mine off of the internet.. Anyway, I think what you were asking for was a profile review. Not for someone to tell you to try a different way to meet people. Obviously you came on here for a reason.

Some tips that you might actually find helpful:

1)When writing your profile, be sure to include aspects that you would want to read in your 'perfect match's' profile.
2)Include a fair amount of information on yourself, but leave something to be questioned.
3)Try to showcase a variety of your interests rather than just focusing on one - it'll be easier for people to relate.
4)Think of what a girl your age might want to hear, and then write down the things that you can deliver.
5) Be sure to include what you are looking for in the opposite sex, but try not to go too much into detail. You'll eliminate a lot of good people by coming across as picky rather than a man of good standards.


M.O.E.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 6 (view)
 
A Guy looking for some advice
Posted: 10/20/2008 10:42:12 PM
Holy crap. This is a million times better. I'm impressed!
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Time is hard: Is it cool if i'm frugal on the date?
Posted: 10/19/2008 8:11:48 PM
I personally like going to fast food places on dates. Only if it's late at night, though. 3 A.M. McD's is awesome. Has a strange appeal, I think.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Helllllllllp! It is because I'm a punster?
Posted: 10/19/2008 5:29:17 PM
I think you're adorable and while I only scanned over your profile, what I read I enjoyed.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 4 (view)
 
A Guy looking for some advice
Posted: 10/19/2008 5:27:21 PM
I forgot to mention that I think your username is good, but your headline could use some more thought.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Abit of help?
Posted: 10/19/2008 5:01:00 PM

Hmm what to write,

Not this, that's what. Thinking out loud online is overrated.


well i'm probably the most easiest person to get on with, so I guess i'm quite likeable in that respect,

Most easiest? Oh man... Ignoring that and moving on, the second part of this.. er.. ''sentence'' is redundant.


people trust me because I rarely lie.

Your literary skills amaze me.


I'm hoping to joined the British armed forces soon, it's what i've wanted to do since primary school.

Maybe embellish this a little bit. Why do you want to join the forces? So on, so forth..


So onto the things I enjoy doing,

Oh, goody.


I love going to Leeds drinking with my mates, or just going to the local pub for a few.

Wow. You like to drink or go to the pub. A man of the world, I see.


Football is another thing, I hardly play it now, rather go watch Leeds, even if they are pretty dire sometimes, the days are usually a good laugh if we win.

Please. Do us a favour and organize your thoughts into a coherent sentence. PS: The comma is not a substitute for the period. It has a different use. (Oh God. Your redundant ways are rubbing off on me.)


The last thing i'll list here, just incase i'm boring you senseless

You know me so well.


is Travelling, I really want to see as much of Europe and North America as possible, so far i've only seen a tiny fraction.

Where in Europe / North America do you want to go? Where have you been? We don't need a novel, but some detail would be nice.


Now the sort of woman I am looking for. Ideally, I like brunettes, slim and good looking,

Really? I like 'em grey haired, fat and ugly.
On a more serious note, no slim, good-looking brunette worth your time is going to message you after reading this. (That is, if they got this far into your profile without stabbing themselves in the neck.) Most women like to hear that you are more interested in what's going on on the inside as oppose to getting inside, if you get my drift.


and is up for a laugh and isn't always super serious.

Redundant... again. Haha. That's funny..


Although the hair colour bit i'm seriously not to fussed about really. Oh and for some odd reason, I love the Southern United States accents.

Wow.. There really is a deeper side to you after all...
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Looking for some help!!!
Posted: 10/19/2008 4:48:01 PM
It's boring.

(is this analysis going to be long enough for POF?)
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
A Guy looking for some advice
Posted: 10/19/2008 4:46:03 PM
I don't think there's anything specifically wrong with your profile.. It's a little bit bland, and lacks humour, but I think it gives a good reading of who you are as a person (not to say that your bland and humourless). Just throw in some punch lines here and there and I think you'll get much more of a response from the right women.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
A few questions
Posted: 10/19/2008 4:38:10 PM

PS The photos are : first one is one I had 6 months ago, second one is ... no; am not working as a waiter with an oversized food towel ..it's me on holiday 7 months ago after doing some diving !


PPPS This site is free and sending messages is free .. It would be nice out of courtesy if people can reply with a one-liner of "no - am not interested" or "yes - am interested but busy right now" or "will reply later" - manners are free, instead of ignoring messages- at best, it'll show that you have manners and at worse it'll show that you're not an introverted person who is worried about how the other person might react

Px4S To clarify something some of you have commented about .. yes .. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs ... I live a healthy lifestyle (chocolates and some types of food being exceptions !) - I believe I'm outgoing and confident enough to enjoy life and interact with people without having to drink or do drugs first :)

***Update*** Just added two more photos - the two on the right most side - these were taken end of May 08 while hiking and on a student field course (the biking bit) and are the most recent photos (yes I get warm very quickly so end up wearing short sleeves half the time even if it's windy and rainy !! :):) !



________

1) You don't need to explain your pictures in this part of your profile. There are captions for that.
2) The seemingly upset rant about how people don't reply is a major turn off. Eliminate it all together. Women don't wanna know that you've been rejected enough times to make you post it on your profile.
3) If your profile says you don't do drugs, drink, etc., then you don't need to explain. If you think you need to stress that lifestyle is important to you, I would suggest trying to mix it in a bit better rather than just blurting it out as an after thought.

Your pictures are nice. No need to change them.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Any chance of some reviews please?
Posted: 10/19/2008 4:32:32 PM
I have only one problem, though it is a big one: You didn't make me laugh.

Humor is important to most women, and if you don't come across as funny or fun, period, in your profile women generally lose their interest and move on.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Teenage Daughters
Posted: 10/18/2008 8:12:57 PM
Talk to her about sex, make her feel uncomfortable and hope that every time she's about to get intimate, she thinks of you and runs away.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 26 (view)
 
For women who straighten their hair.......
Posted: 8/24/2008 12:35:57 PM
When I don't blowdry and straighten my hair, it can be seen for what it truly is: A corkscrew-y mess.

SO, be sure to use lots of conditioner, rinse well and with cold water and then blow dry downwards AND THEN straighten it with a flat iron. Just using a flat iron won't hold for a long time. You gotta do both.

It can be time consuming at first, but once you get the hang of it, it'll take you 25 minutes (tops) from wet to finished. Also, try using Finesse or Thermasilk. I find they work best.

 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 200 (view)
 
Funny, but real names...
Posted: 7/6/2008 5:11:09 PM
Wayne King

Phil McCrackin
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Chew with your mouth closed Damnit !!!
Posted: 6/30/2008 5:24:18 AM
Ugh. I hate, hate, HATE when people chew with their mouth open. I don't understand the point of it. Aren't they afraid the food is going to just fall out? Don't they know that we can hear them? I already know what you're eating, and if I don't, then I will ask you. I do not need you showing it to me.

I also hate when someone already has food in their mouth and puts more in. Unless you're in a rush, it's not necessary. It's revolting.

I work with kids and I make sure that they all eat slowly and with their mouths closed. Gotta teach 'em when their young.

By the way, I hope that you aren't just complaining about it and that you're actually calling them out on it. There is no use complaining to everyone else. Tell him/her to chew with their mouths closed. If they think you're being rude, just remind them that they were showing you party digested food only moments earlier.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Rude questions
Posted: 6/30/2008 4:22:44 AM
Just tell him you were raised in the Amazon and, while one breast is a tight, full D cup, the other is non existent.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 13 (view)
 
asian girl who has never dated or had a asian bf before
Posted: 6/29/2008 8:17:00 PM

But anyways...I haven't met a whole lot of asian guys in StL that aren't some kind of obscure relative


Hahaha!
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Anyone lend money to a girl/boy friend then break up before you are paid back?
Posted: 6/29/2008 8:13:29 PM
Google "Divorce Court".

You'll get to whine in front of a judge and get fifteen minutes of fame. (Just remember to lie about the married bit)
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 19 (view)
 
Teen's
Posted: 6/29/2008 8:08:41 PM
Generally:

Girls cry over everything. They are melodramatic, claim that someone broke their heart every ten seconds and, in most cases, are doing more meaningless leading on than the boys.

Watch "My Super Sweet Sixteen" and count the number of times the girls claim that their lives are over.
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
What food gets you in the mood?
Posted: 6/24/2008 7:51:38 PM
Halal, for some reason or another...
 motherofeight
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Teen's
Posted: 6/24/2008 7:48:06 PM
Let kids be kids. The girls probably don't actually care as much as you think they do. They just love drama.
 
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