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dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Inverted nipples Posted: 7/12/2006 11:42:39 AM
The Martians have landed! The Martians have landed!!!

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Beer Can Chicken Posted: 2/12/2006 3:41:36 PM
I saw this on public broadcasting and I am waiting to try this on my grill. Take a washed beer can, zip the top, pour out or drink half the contents. Place chicken in upright position, sitting on the can, season for taste. Place on grill using indirect heat and cook until done. Option: orange soda can with duck.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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OLDER WOMEN....MORE EASY TO TALK TO Posted: 8/14/2005 4:59:17 PM
Sounds like you've been hanging around the school playground. Book'em Dano!

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Why Is It Women Don't Seem To Know How To ROMANCE A Man? Posted: 8/14/2005 4:56:58 PM
Many women coming out of a bad, long relationship have difficulty being their prior personality. Being ridiculed, stomped and suppressed. So show some sympathy. Teach by example. Stop complaining and always wear plaid. Not!

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Why is so hard for women to commit these days? Posted: 8/14/2005 4:52:14 PM
Just the opposite for me. Women want to get married after the first two weeks in a relationship, which is way too fast for anybody over the age of 12. You may be giving out the wrong vibes or need to change your brand of deoderant.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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When Do You Reveal You Have A Disability? Posted: 8/8/2005 8:47:17 AM
If you type with a pencil in your mouth, it's time to spit it out. The truth always trumps your own insecurity.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Does she like me too much? Posted: 8/8/2005 8:44:18 AM
Needy complex requires some tough love. Put your ringer on silent. Let her assume anything. Be a man.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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A question of height ... Posted: 8/8/2005 8:42:15 AM
Short people are sneaky, dangerous, and incompetent. Tall people are so wonderful and perfect. It all makes perfect sense.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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its time to be honest folks... Posted: 8/8/2005 8:39:10 AM
Call me prissy, but if it smells bad, I won't eat it.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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is giving flowers to girls in north america common? Posted: 8/5/2005 3:05:48 PM
I grow mostly dahlias and Asiatic lilies within several gardens, and I always share the wealth. Always buy the dwarf varieties. I also recommend buying a potted plant in a plastic container from a chain store, then purchase a ceramic pot to snuggly fit outside of the plastic one, telescoping style. That way if you neglect watering it, or want to change to a new plant, you can just lift out the plastic container. I often move pots from just inside the front door to the outside of it, and back if the heat is too much outside. I enjoy plants very much, and the colors and textures are endless. By the way, this is a spectacular year for growing tomatoes. "Early Girl" variety is bursting out, meaty, practically seedless, and sweet (eastern USA region).

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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A nightmare.. a baby is on the way? not expected Posted: 8/2/2005 5:27:19 PM
Slipped one pass the goalie, did ya?

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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If you could undo a past mistake and make it right what would that be Posted: 8/2/2005 5:26:24 PM
There are no mistakes, just happy accidents. Extrapolating too far on a timeline becomes increasing nonsensical. So don't feel self-pity, in that regard.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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A Stranger in a Strange Land Posted: 8/2/2005 5:23:32 PM
Sounds like you went into the ladies room instead of the one for gents. Dial "911" if you need to be rescued.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Why do girls go for a**holes? Posted: 8/2/2005 5:19:49 PM
Girls love men butt naked. Maybe they go for what they have in common with men. Yes, that's it. Eureka dude!

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Am i destined to just be everyone's friend Posted: 8/2/2005 5:17:14 PM
Robin never married Bruce Wayne. I suppose he wasn't such a wonder afterall. Consider yourself a consultant to the opposite sex, assuming that is your choice. Get naked and advise.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Woman and Pornography Posted: 8/1/2005 7:27:16 AM
Nothing more revealing than a woman fondling the fruits and veggies at her local food market.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Women think that a guy without confidence just wants sex! Posted: 8/1/2005 7:25:00 AM
Confidence? Is your boner in denial? Better watch Oprah.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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want to hear from the ones who do the cheating Posted: 8/1/2005 7:16:39 AM
It's hard tp sympathize with boring complainers on this website. Be sure you wear your Nikes, in case the car won't start.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Pictures, gifts, videos, letters from past lovers - keep or throw away now that you've married Posted: 8/1/2005 7:14:27 AM
Build a "Fortress of Solitude" and store all your mementos there. Don't give out a spare key, nor its location.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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What pushes your buttons in a relationship Posted: 7/31/2005 6:05:11 PM
An empty bottle of extra virgin olive oil.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Flatulence: Bond or Break a Relationship??? Posted: 7/31/2005 5:55:55 PM
If a spouse lights a match... sounds like a case for Columbo.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Why are all my married friends controlled by their wives??? Posted: 7/31/2005 5:52:58 PM
Coming Dear!!!

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Why are all my married friends controlled by their wives??? Posted: 7/31/2005 5:52:32 PM
Submissive men make me sick!!!!!

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Do men still want A lady on their arm and a whore in the bedroom? Posted: 7/31/2005 5:51:22 PM
Is this topic really about handcuffs? And wanting a screamer to impress the neighbors? Even when you live in a 3-car garage, 5-bedroom house, with ample insulation. I wonder. (Not!)

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Is Everyone Ment to be Happy or Is There Those That are Not Posted: 7/23/2005 9:45:43 PM
If this woman ever stopped complaining, she would be one helluva mime.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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how were you or how would you like to be proposed to? Posted: 7/23/2005 9:41:15 PM
I would like a woman to propose behind a prison wall, so when I say "No!", I have a better chance of survival. Bullet-proof glass is a plus.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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what makes a women cheat more. Posted: 7/23/2005 9:36:07 PM
Women cheat more if they have firm, moist cookies.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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pre-arranged marriages! Posted: 7/23/2005 9:31:24 PM
Aren't all marriages pre-arranged by God?

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Help in Deciphering Online Personals ... humourous Posted: 7/17/2005 9:38:33 PM
As long as they don't crap in their pants while on a date, I don't care.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Chest hair or no hair? Posted: 7/17/2005 9:35:45 PM
Ubangshi is the only country that places a woman with a hairy chest above all.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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wives who lie Posted: 7/12/2005 8:22:30 AM
Don't take this thread lying down.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Why do men run a mile from a girl with a brain and a yen for using it? Posted: 7/12/2005 8:17:03 AM
Telling us how smarter you are than the any categorized group only proves your insecurity and a need to stay on daddy's knee.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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the other one just stop talking to u....and drives u crazzy Posted: 6/29/2005 10:14:15 PM
Buy a Crazy 8 Ball and find your answer by shaking it. Have a General Tso's chicken lunch special and leave those mysteroius boyish ghouls in the fun house. Fly United!

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Do you think my man has another woman ???? Posted: 6/29/2005 10:08:59 PM
At least he doesn't wear tights. Cape optional.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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I will OBEY you??? Posted: 6/29/2005 10:05:55 PM
Stick a gem in your navel and call him, "Master". Maybe you can revive yet another 60s TV sitcom for our reality-show addicts.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Ok, I dont want to scare her off Posted: 6/29/2005 10:00:39 PM
Sounds like you have become a pain in her butt from using the wrong hole.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Why won't you guys ask us girls out for a simple date? Posted: 6/27/2005 11:47:50 PM
This thread reminds me of Gidget vs Frankenstein. Some boys are just too stiff in the personality department.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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What happened to the sex drive of men over the age of 25???? Posted: 6/27/2005 11:20:12 PM
Fondling the TV remote or PC mouse has replaced foreplay.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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happily married? does it really exist! Posted: 6/27/2005 11:08:47 PM
Just be happy, without any sharp objects in the house.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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serious message: Posted: 6/27/2005 11:03:21 PM
Well, Bless his little heart. Almost as endearing as when I met a lady with a Limited Edition Barry White doll on her night table next to her bed.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Anyone else sick of old-fashioned dating ideals? Posted: 6/24/2005 11:59:48 AM
Try speed dating at your local clinic. Shots are free on Friday!

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Define player? Posted: 6/24/2005 11:57:41 AM
Velcro handcuffs and a box of crayons.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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OK I'm tired of few responses Posted: 6/24/2005 11:55:21 AM
a.k.a. Moby Richard... Moby Schlong... or Moby Tool.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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OK I'm tired of few responses Posted: 6/24/2005 11:53:40 AM
If Ahab harpooned Moby****(which is based on a real whale) in the first chapter, you think anyone would remember who wrote it? Keep at it my friend, buttttt... please don't harpoon the first women you meet out of desperation.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Anyone Tried the RUSSIAN thing? Posted: 6/24/2005 11:47:59 AM
Credit card scam starts with a sexy Russian woman. What's in your wallet?

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Partner keeping mementos of ex /exes ! Posted: 6/24/2005 11:39:59 AM
Their 8x10 or 11x14 of their ex next to the bed always spoils the mood.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Define player? Posted: 6/24/2005 9:40:09 AM
A player is someone who uses velcro instead of zippers.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Rejected by religion Posted: 6/24/2005 9:35:00 AM
A woman claimed she could heal people by "laying on of hands". Because I found some humor in that over the telephone in our initial conversation, she said we could never be friends. I thought she could start her OWN religion. Some people put themselves above others out of insecurity. As regarding ministers, preachers, and the like... I personally know three that had extra-marital affairs. We all know the famous TV ones who fell off their pedestals. Total hypocrisy.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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After Losing Your Soulmate, Can Another Be Found? Posted: 6/24/2005 9:28:22 AM
The term, "soulmate" really defines the closed-mindedness of the seeker.

dwacorn

Joined: 1/23/2005

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Got my heart broken Posted: 6/24/2005 9:25:46 AM
Play a few Chris Isaak tunes and rejoice that you are not alone.

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