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chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 36 (view)

Personal Happiness. Posted: 10/1/2009 4:31:35 PM
Isuppose I'm just a simple guy...as long as me and the boys have a roof over our heads,food in our belly's and I'm on top of things financially then I'm pretty much a happy bunny,as they say there's always someone worse of than you so why worry ...be happy.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 22 (view)

Can you talk to your children/parents about sex? Posted: 10/1/2009 5:38:59 AM
Yeah sure I can...I teach my lads all the fundementals about safe sex like ,never give them your real name and never divulge your address,that premature ejaculation is a mith cause it's not premature for you it's exactly the right moment,and that oral sex starts from when you start begging her for it.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Increase your life span by 13 years Posted: 9/14/2009 2:49:02 PM
I would really love to know how they found out this fact,I bet the scientific trials on this were popular....It was most properly done by a woman scientist,one just jilted by an ex lover or something.I know as soon as anyone came close to my twins with a knife I die on the spot right there.Bugger that if it came down to it your nuts or a extra 13 years on your life it would be my nuts all the time no matter at what age they offered it to me.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 1196 (view)

Do you believe that there are some Good Men left ? Posted: 4/12/2009 5:28:59 PM
Depends what your looking for doesn't it..?but I don't think that the perfect man or woman exsist,we all have our little flaws and faults.But if your after a good man someone with intergrity,kind,considerate then there's loads of us about if you look properly...unfortunately women seem to be attracted to the **stards cause there more challanging...go figure

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 136 (view)

Do men get mad because some of us women prefer large penis's? Posted: 4/12/2009 5:11:14 PM
No it's not the fact that some women prefer larger penis's that make me mad,it's the fact that they still won't believe that this really is an inch,how many times do you need telling?

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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1 in 3 men prefer playing computer games than having sex says new survey Posted: 4/4/2009 3:20:16 AM
Well at least a playstation 3 comes with it's own manual so you know which buttons to press and when,you can turn them on when you want,and last for hours if you play with it properly.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 32 (view)

Severed human leg found in bushes by busy road side... Posted: 3/25/2009 3:11:13 PM
Well I must admit I've left the pub legless a few times but thats just taking the piss don't you think

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 416 (view)

are women leery of guys over 30 who have never been married? Posted: 1/27/2009 3:52:37 AM
I always thought I'd do it once and do it properly,I've been engaged before but just never walked down the isle,open to the idea but only with the right person,even if it takes me to being 90 before I get hitched at least it would be for the rest of my life.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 651 (view)

Do women mind single dads with kids Posted: 1/27/2009 3:47:24 AM
I'm a single father of two fantastic boys,the youngest who lives with me full time,the oldest who is supposed to live at his mum's but preferrs it much more at mine,less hassle apparently,and I'd love to think I could eventually find that someone special who maybe has kids of her own,but when it all boils down to it my kids come first,as they should I think,and I get all the love and effection I need of them,just be nice to be able to share it with someone sometimes....any offers.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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What does your profile photo say about you ? Posted: 1/27/2009 3:27:06 AM
Mine says the camera always seems to add 50lbs...no honestly it does...really,I'm not lying

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Guys, Is It An Urban Myth Or Are Women With Tats Easier Than Women With None? Posted: 1/18/2009 4:48:20 PM
I suppose it depends on what the womans got tattoo'ed on her doesn't it,I mean if she's got a large arrow pointing to her vagina I think you could bet that she's pretty easy(although I exspect alot of women feel that that woud be a good idea so the men know where to find everything),but if she's got a no entry sign there your pretty shit out of luck.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 324 (view)

Do men really know what Women Want??????? Posted: 1/18/2009 4:37:13 PM
I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE. Women want a manly but sensitive,preferably a mute with big ears I think,also must be a mind reader and have an endless supply of money....have I missed anything.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Do large women like large men? Posted: 1/18/2009 4:23:55 PM
You know what,this morbidly obese shit really pisses me off,just because your over a certain weight suddenly now your painted as this moorosse piece of lard that's going to fall down dead any second,a blight on sirsiaty,it's a load of bollocks.I'm FAT,woop-dee-doo get over it,not as if it's your problem is it,if your not attracted to my intelligence,sense of humour,charm and consideration then we ain't going to be compatible anyway.If I'm attracted to a womans nature,her intellect,her charisma,then it makes her physically attractive as well and hopefully that goes for women as well...although I'm yet to meet any of them.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 99 (view)

sex toys Posted: 8/7/2008 9:55:37 AM
message 97: or a very impressive party trick depending on which head you wear it on

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Chef advice wanted Posted: 7/19/2008 9:39:32 AM
It all depends what you want to get out of it really,if it's just for the likes of a catering job say for a fast foods place or school maybe then a hgiene certificate and basic knowledge might be o.k,but if your looking to go into a proper kitchen then the training you'll ddo at college will only train you up to being a commi chef standard anyway,it takes time and commitment to work your way up in a kitchen and I'll warn you it ain't for everyone,ut good luck with what you decide to do.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 679 (view)

Expain the phrase My children are my top priority? Posted: 7/9/2008 5:01:17 PM
Why can't there be room in our lives for both children and a relationship,my children are of an age where they understand that their dad would like to meet someone to settle down with and even encourage it,on the odd occasion that I have meet up with someone they've been nice and polite as I've taught them to be,and once we're on our own again then they give me their real opinions on them,actually I find their insight quiet revealing at times,but when it all boils down to it their only bothered about my happiness cause they know what makes me happy will only enhance their lives.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 1986 (view)

do men actually exist that date women with kids?? Posted: 7/8/2008 4:12:04 PM
Of course there's blokes out there who will date women with kids,I think that as you get older you exspect there to be to be honest.If anything there's more chance a bloke would date a women with kids than the other way round,although many of you might say they respect you being a single father trying to bring up your kid on his own,the reality is lot different.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Premature Men.... Posted: 7/8/2008 3:59:04 PM
It was only premature for you darling for him it was exactly the right time

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 22 (view)

Anyone else here choose to be a single parent? Posted: 7/4/2008 4:53:17 PM
I chose to be a single parent,admittedly not at first,when he was born I was in what I thought to be a loving relationship with his mother,but due to me working long unsocialable hours as a chef I didn't reliase she was having an affair behind my back,that behind us though we tried to hang on but I think we all know that when the trust has gone the relationship soon follows.As usually happens it was me who had to leave,she had full custody of both boys,her son from a previous relationship who although I'm not his biological father I have enjoyed a father relationship with for the past 10 years and my biological son.So for a while I did the part time parenthood and the rest of the time worked but it always felt like I was leading to half lives and I hated it,the one thing I never wanted to be was a part time father and having to see these other guys come into my ex's life and subsequently my sons as well,knowing that these guys got to spend more time with my children than I did grated at my every nerve,but luckly for me she was never a maturnal person and was finding it hard to lead her own life and bring a young child up as well,so when I lost my job oneday it opened up an opportunity in which by mutual agreement my biological son would come and live with me full time,that was three years ago now and things have never been better,although I haven't got the career I once had I 've got the most important thing in my life and thats my son,my oldest lad although he supposed to live at his mum's spends most of his time here because I 'm a more chilled person than his mother and it's not effected his and his brothers relationship in any way which was one worry I had at the time.To be totally honest if I only ever achieve bringing my sons up to be good loved secure individuals then I'd die a happy man cause there's nothing as precious in this whole world.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Attendance fines from schools. Posted: 6/27/2008 3:16:27 PM
Thanks for all your fews,I'm glad to see I'm not the only person concerned about this,the reason I've brought it up is cause I just had an appointment with the head of my son's primary school about wanting to take him out for two days,friday and monday so we could have a long weekend in a caravan,maybe the only holiday I'll be able to afford this year.I thought I'd do it all properly,put in the proper forms and I was asked to attend a meeting with the head in which he told me politely that although my son's attendance is good 97.3% he would not be able to allow my son the time off,when I asked why he told me that the system now will not let children have time of for holidays unless there's other reason involved.The thing was his attitude,he was very embarrassed and nervous about having to tell me this cause I'm quiet a big bloke and he informed me that if my son wasn't in school he would not admit a fine this time but it would be the last time he could do this,and that made me wonder what pressure this is actually having on the headmasters as well seeming there the ones to admit these fines,how long before someone takes offense to this and assualts one of them,either a parent or a student denied the only holiday that child might get that year,and where is all this money supposed to be going anyway nobodies mentioned that?If there's any teachers or especially headmasters/mistresses out there it would really be great to hear their fews.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Attendance fines from schools. Posted: 6/26/2008 9:44:49 AM
I'm just wondering how people think about the fines being put into place from schools if your child has less than 95% attendance rait at school over the year,which works out to be about 10 days off a year,and the fact that head masters are the ones who will be submitting these fines which begin at £50 and then if not dealt with go upto £100 and then can lead to a court summons.Is it fair to put the headmasters under that extra pressure to submit these fines,and is it just another form of class devide because normally it's us working class who have to take the out of season holiday breaks just so we can afford one. Don't get me wrong of course something has to be done about truancy from school but is this really the right way to go about it.?

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 42 (view)

Single Dad looking for love Posted: 6/26/2008 9:23:35 AM
Hiya Vinny, Women come and go mate,but your kids are for ever,don't worry about meeting the right person they'll come along if it's mean't to be,and if any woman can't except you because you've got a kid then thats there problem not yours,and their loss dude.Just enjoy bringing up your kid mate cause the time with them will soon fly and you'll never get it back,before you know it their grown up and don't want to spend time with you as much. Unfortunately mate,no matter what any woman says,there are double standards for us single fathers in lots of ways,women seem afraid that we wouldn't be able to show them the time they need,that the kid will always be put first,but thats what parenthoods about,doesn't mean we haven't got the capacity to love them as well though.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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what gets you so annoyed?!!! Posted: 6/24/2008 3:56:53 PM
Taxes ,piss me off,is there anything else they can find to tax,next it will be sex and air,once I used to think the conservatives were bad but labour have fcked this country up totally. Immigration,gets on my nerves,before you jump down my throat I have nothing against any foreigners who want to work to better their lives,it's just that this countries full,sorry. Text talk,whats that about,whats happened to the english language,is it only me who can't understand what the fck some people are saying.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Books that leave a lasting impression on you! Posted: 4/5/2008 2:29:48 PM
Has to be a book called "The Fingerprints of the Gods."by Graham Hancock,damn that book blew my mind.Its non-fictional and covers alot about ancient history,religion and such,and might not suit eveyone but if you can get your head around it..wow

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Someone for Everybody - Fact or Fiction Posted: 4/2/2008 9:47:11 AM
AAAhhh f*ck it lie to me....tell me how ugly I look.....

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Someone for Everybody - Fact or Fiction Posted: 4/2/2008 9:38:49 AM
There's a minger list now...shit...wouldn't like to think where I'd come on that.?But never the less I still believe they'res someone for everyone,but will it be the right one thats the real question.I'd rather wait that little longer for the right person to come along than regret it a few months or years later.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 81 (view)

Ever Heard of a guy not being able to... Posted: 8/26/2007 6:23:57 PM
If I was you darling have sex with this guy cause at least hopefully he ain't going to cum to quickly,cause normally ain't that what you women moan about.And if that fails then come and give me head cause I'll guarantee you more than a mouthful.lol

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 49 (view)

Have you ever paid for sex? Posted: 6/19/2007 4:42:04 AM
well there was the time I was in Amsterdam(where else),and in my denfense I was well and truly stoned at the time,its like going to Blackpool and not having a stick of rock or going to Alton Towers and not on the rides,all I'll say is that it was the funniest experiences I've ever had,and if shop windows had the displays on like they did,then no guy would moan about shopping again.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 49 (view)

What's your favourite ever kids tv prog? Posted: 5/31/2007 7:07:14 AM
Message 34 the name of the programme you were thinking of was "Mannimal" The A team obviously,also Knight Rider,Airwolf,Thundercats,SPIDERMAN,X-men,who am I trying to kid still love watching them thats the only reason I buy them on dvd,obviously the kids think there theirs but we all know differently don't we.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 92 (view)

Thanks Ophelia Posted: 5/18/2007 6:09:08 AM
thanks for the opinion on my profile,it encouraged me to sort it out and get abit more personal I think so seeming your my profile guru now I beg an audience to see if it hits the right spots.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 588 (view)

Dear Cooky Posted: 5/16/2007 6:16:42 AM
Hi Ms Cooky if you could give me your honest opinion of my profile I'd really appreciate it and maybe an idea for first contacts,cause I try and send light airy winks to women with no response,where am I going wrong please tell me.Thanks Chef

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Ophelia reviews you briefly Posted: 5/16/2007 5:57:43 AM
Hi Ophelia,I'd appreciate your input into my profile if you don't mind,its always nice to here a womans point of view,I'm a big boy so I can take critisisum and if it helps me get a date then all the better'Thanks Chef

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 416 (view)

review Posted: 5/16/2007 5:49:53 AM
hi reblicious 1,I would love you to review my profile for me and give me the lodown on how women percieve me cause things ain't going to well.Thanks for your help.Sincerely Chef

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Comic Relief 16/03/07 Posted: 3/12/2007 5:37:41 PM
I was thinking of painting myself red and having a sexathon but am short of willing female volunteers,so if any females are feeling charitable get in touch,it's 4 a good course.Failing that I might tie some white string 2 myself and whilst painted red and go as a used tampon.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 16 (view)

let killers out early Posted: 3/10/2007 4:08:22 PM
Don't U think we should B askingthe families of there victims whether or not they'd like 2 C the murderer of their love ones released early,if someone in a drunken state stabs u're mother,sister,brother,they didn't mean 2 but are the victim any less dead,will they be walking in a few years time,NO.THERE DEAD,GONE,FOREVER.A friend of mine was murdered by her ex partner,whilst protecting her 2 daughters which he also killed in the end,then he took his baby boy about 9mths old,drove 2 the humber bridge and jumped off,at least he had the decency 2 do that,luckily he left his son alive but if he'd lived what kind of compassion would he deserved None.Hate 2 disillusion you ladies who think its COOL 2 write 2 these inmates on death row,all they do is feed U bullshit so U'd feel sorry 4 them,maybe send a pic,write a bit naughty 2 them so they can have a tug whilst in there cell.Maybe U should feel pity 4 there victims write them.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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No pic = No reply......Does it work?? Posted: 3/9/2007 6:15:26 AM
I'm sorry that I haven't got a picture,just haven't got a digital camera,webcam or mobile 2 take a picture with,but I always try 2 B truthful when describing myself cause otherwise its false advertising and would only but someone of me if we did meet,I try 2 engage someone on a more intellectual level maybe if U like my mind it would destract U from my welltoned muscularly bronzed figure

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 75 (view)

£29.5 million to police the smoking ban Posted: 3/8/2007 9:18:05 AM
WELCOME 2 COMMUNISM,the land of reform,U will all B the same,not a ounce over weight,u will not enjoy anything that is bad 4 u,anything we consider 2 B bad 4 U we will ban.Today smoking,tomorrow alcohol maybe,thats bad 4 U,then what sex,no we'll just tax that,where then,where will it end,how many more reforms will we bend over and get shafted by b4 we reclaim what we're all entitled 2 apparantly freedom.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Should dogs B barred from public places Posted: 3/7/2007 11:30:48 AM
Yes mysterious me we should take a leaf out of the europeans u don't C it there,and there no need 2 get u're pants in a twist pants on fire I'm not getting at responsible dog lovers I'm getting at the few who aren't the ones who spoil it 4 the others,they know who they R,and if I could just shame one person into cleaning up after themselves then good.All I'm saying is I'm sick of seeing sh*t in parks and on beaches where my kids are going 2 play whats wrong with that,whats more important kids or dogs cause if those few don't change then I stand by the idea thats dogs should B barred and then U can blame the real culbrits and not just someone who cares about his kids.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Should dogs B barred from public places Posted: 3/7/2007 11:01:56 AM
Hi everyone,this is my problem "dog sht",I'M SICK OF IT ,U can't walk down the streets or play in a park without treading over or around it,u're supposed 2 pick it up after U yet with how much seems 2 B out there some owners aren't doing there job proberly,I bet U all pick it up in your own backyards so u're kids don't play in it.My arguement is not with the dogs its with the owners,I love dogs,was brought up with them,choose not 2 have one cause I rent.But seeming now that smoking will be barred from public places in the name of public health why shouldn't dogs be barred from public parks and beaches,anywhere that people especially kids would B condeemed using 4 leisure.Train u're dogs 2 sht in u're own backyards,then its u're problem,it can B done,and if U haven't got a backyard mayB certain areas could B but aside 4 walking dogs or mayB U shouldn't have 1. There U go that's my nag 4 the day make off it what U will. Chef out

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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Never Did Me Any Harm Tv Programme C4 Posted: 3/7/2007 10:05:26 AM
2 true guvvnor,we could go out all day without our parents worrying,now u can't take u're eyes of them 4 a minute not just 4 the fear of sex offenders,but cause of other kids especially teenagers bullying the neighbourhood,but then if the goverments had maintained the youth clubs like we had then maybe the kids would b more socialable.I don't want my kids having 2 play with the toys I did,I enjoy them 2 much,I just wish I'd collected some of them fully boxed(would b worth a fortune)who new.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 272 (view)

Ok Oral Sex - Could you be in a relationship without it? Posted: 3/6/2007 2:04:04 AM
Yes I could,god knows I done without 4 this long,its abit like having a starter before a main course,as long as the main course is full filling then u don't miss the starter and theres always a creamy pudding at the end.But ladies if u need 2 talk about this further I'm a cunning linguist and a master debater,so get in touch....

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

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ITV pull the plug on Premium Rate programmes! Posted: 3/6/2007 1:51:59 AM
The ones I resent the most R the ones on the kids programmes,they make it so easy 4 them and your left 2 explain that its all a big con,that they wouldn't stand a chance of winning,but 2 a young child it just looks like u're the mean one.If all the channels persist on continuing these premium rate programmes which they must b making a fortune on then why not get rid of the tv license.Its not as if they but any better programmes on with the money.

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 32 (view)

What should i do Posted: 3/5/2007 5:23:27 AM
I'm not condoning this guys behaviour,don't know him,but lets B honest are any of us truly who we betray on these sites or on the first few d8's,If I was 2 say that I was a big ,fat,loser with nothing better 2 do than write on forums in the afternoon,would u get in contact,NO(I'm not by the way girls abit more of a Patrick Swayze look alike ).How many guys try not 2 fart 4 the 1st few d8s,how many women try not 2 nag as much 4 the 1st d8.But it dosen't mean that we're not nice people its just that none of us are perfect,so I'm sorry but if u've got this romantisised idea of a knight in shining armour then I'm afraid he dosen't exist.But good guys do so just keep looking...

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 9 (view)

Bailiffs To Get New Powers To Break Into People's Homes.. Posted: 3/5/2007 4:48:57 AM
I've had this problem,and as far as I can tell a baliff must 1st obtain access 2 the property whilst your there,thats why they are intimidating 2 get there foot in the door,once there in they'll do an ordit of any sellable goods,and you'll sign it 2 get rid of them.Then a baliff can enter your property at any time even if he has 2 obtain a locksmith 2 gain access(which u will most properly b billed 4)and remove the items that u've signed 4 and thats now not in the future..so b careful

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 7 (view)

Insecurities???? men and there issues!!! Posted: 3/4/2007 4:56:56 PM
no,its cause we've all been driven MADDDD by women

chefdeparty

Joined: 2/28/2007

Msg: 142 (view)

Paying for sex ok? Posted: 3/4/2007 10:33:30 AM
Congrats Mysterious me u've picked up on a topic that insites opinion from both genders and is contraversable enough 2 b both insiting and funny,I personally have paid 4 sex b4,but in my defense it was in Amsterdam,so it was like going 2 Blackpool and not going on the rides,it would have been unpolite.Cheating is cheating no matter who it's with,if its been done 2 u what u're describing then he obviously has no respect 4 u and u should dump him if u haven't already

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