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simplman

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ALRIGHT!! I guess i need some help Posted: 7/3/2009 11:02:49 PM
oooops! Damn i thought i was smiling.......lol

simplman

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ALRIGHT!! I guess i need some help Posted: 7/3/2009 10:12:53 AM
I honestly thought my profile was pretty good,but now I am starting to wonder. So let me have it! Any and all critisism or suggestions will be appreciated. Atleast this way it will look like people are visiting my profile...LOL

simplman

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Please explain Love Posted: 7/1/2009 10:55:46 PM
The best and most beautiful things in the world can not be seen or even touched.They must be felt with the heart....Helen Keller

simplman

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where are all the New Hampshire peoples?? Posted: 6/28/2009 10:31:12 PM
NH to AZ & now back in NH (and never leaving) AZ iz hell j/k

simplman

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sorry if this subject has been beat to death Posted: 6/28/2009 9:57:14 PM
wait a minute you'll let me go out fishing with the guys? alright whats the catch?

simplman

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sorry if this subject has been beat to death Posted: 6/28/2009 9:43:21 PM
so should i be putting in my interests that i enjoy manicures,facials,and buying shoes?

simplman

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sorry if this subject has been beat to death Posted: 6/28/2009 9:27:01 PM
Just curious i have noticed a lot of women on here list fishing,hiking, camping,even working on cars as interests.Now dont get me wrong i think these are great attributes for anyone (male or female) I'm just wondering how honest these statements are? for instance will you camp in a tent ,(no bathroom?) will you hook your own bait....etc.... I only ask because i have run into these kittle white lies once or twice before. I dont understand why people would feel the need to lie about such trivial things

simplman

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Will you pull my foot out of my mouth? Posted: 1/4/2009 6:36:47 PM
should have asked her to trade shirts sorry couldnt resist

simplman

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would you tell a man youre pregnant to keep him? Posted: 12/30/2008 11:31:35 PM
i just want to applaude your honesty, amazing...thank you

simplman

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would you tell a man youre pregnant to keep him? Posted: 12/30/2008 9:54:08 PM
this is actually happening to my bro right now...but he was smart enough to keep an eye on the trash in the bathroom around that time of month! I am just trying to understand what would make someone do something that twisted

simplman

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What do you honestly need to be happy Posted: 12/30/2008 9:49:12 PM
i suppose its better than being miserable making other people happy

simplman

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What do you honestly need to be happy Posted: 12/30/2008 9:22:34 PM
sweet,funny,outgoing,friendly and easy to talk to????? you sure your frinds were talking about you?

simplman

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would you tell a man youre pregnant to keep him? Posted: 12/30/2008 9:17:49 PM
K-89 Not sure i understand was that a joke at my expense or an observation about women?

simplman

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What do you honestly need to be happy Posted: 12/30/2008 9:10:55 PM
I understand that it is different for everyone but i want the girls to answer this honestly! What is it if you scrape away all the lights and cars and seemingly meaningless material things . What would you need to be completely honestly happy. I mean deeply honestly soul shining happy and content what would it take...either with a SO or without?

simplman

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would you tell a man youre pregnant to keep him? Posted: 12/30/2008 8:40:39 PM
Why would a woman/girl resort to lieng about a pregnancy to try to keep a man? has anyone ever done this or know someone who has? what happened when the guy found out? are these women really that desperate or maybe insane? I cant imagine what would make this ploy acceptable in anyone's mind!

simplman

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Jumping through hoops Posted: 6/10/2008 3:46:33 PM
maybe its just me but i think the sci-fi thing might be the problem

simplman

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Did I miss a memo? Posted: 12/20/2007 1:57:07 AM
Sorry i know its my post ,but rhis reminded me of a joke!!!!!!!(all in fun) Women dont burp & they dont fart...................thats why they ****,cuz if they didnt they would exxplode!!!!!!!!!!

simplman

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Did I miss a memo? Posted: 12/18/2007 12:34:43 AM
tried teling her i thought it was crude and unbecoming of anyone not just a female!!!!!! sadly it didnt work ..................... So i am still single.....oh well live and learn

simplman

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Did I miss a memo? Posted: 12/17/2007 11:02:34 PM
Damn dude did i wake up in the stone age or what...........I'm so confused

simplman

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Did I miss a memo? Posted: 12/17/2007 10:47:32 PM
Sorry not trying to sharpen the double edged sword,but i was raised a certain way and certain things are not meant to be shared (I.E.) how do i put this eloquentely? passing gas,burping,bathroom time!!! Now i know to a certain level this is excpected from the male species but did i miss something. I waas raised to keep all these things to myself,but i have recently gone out on afew dates with this girl who seems to find these things really amusing!!!!!!!! its like dating a frat boy at times and completeley disturbing,the rest of the time she seems normal but this is something i just dont know how to handle....... HAS THIS BECOME THE NORM?

simplman

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Cohabitation vs. Marriage Posted: 8/25/2007 10:39:54 AM
AMEN!!! AND REMEMBER....IF YOU CANT BE WITH THE 1 U LOVE love the 1 youre with!!!

simplman

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how do some people have sex with no attachment? Posted: 3/7/2007 9:37:16 PM
but youre having sex with a friend so their is already some emotional cnnection(sorry emotional doesnt quite fit what im trying to get across)

simplman

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how do some people have sex with no attachment? Posted: 3/7/2007 7:27:27 PM
Gee i'm glad im not the only one ...............thought i was going crazy turning down sex and all. Ijust need at least a connection of some sort before having sex. Not to say that i havent had an instant connection and had sex with someone but the last time that happened the relationship was like 4 yrs

simplman

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how do some people have sex with no attachment? Posted: 3/7/2007 5:12:44 PM
alright may be a dumb point .But i dont think i have evr had sex without some sort of attachment either before or after. Its seems now that i am in my 30's it seems more common my roomate who is 36 & male will put it anywhere Also i have been on 2 sorta dates recently in which the girs pretty much excpected it to get sexual. Maybe its just me but i cant have sex without something emotional. Normal not normal ?

simplman

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unmarried Posted: 3/7/2007 5:04:05 PM
msg 99 my post didnt say i never planned on getting married again. I just think that their is no reason for it.but you can never say never!!!!!!

simplman

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Sounds crazy ..but anybody ever tried putting ice cubes inside ur partners vagina Posted: 3/7/2007 4:54:12 PM
just a quick warning.................make sure you warn her first

SIMPLMAN

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unmarried Posted: 3/2/2007 8:56:39 PM
e-wok how did we get to marriage for financial stabilty that sounds like the worst argument for marriage yet(i mean you know offense) the question was one of true love and commitment

SIMPLMAN

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unmarried Posted: 3/1/2007 8:52:21 PM
BLUEZZZ THANKS FOR GIVING The honest answer from your soul...as far as me it is a difficult ? i at this point have no desire to ever marry again. Because when it ends (if it does) it really does affect so many other people besides the 2 main characters......(i know only supposed to be about 2) but what about children? Also ladies & guys alike you cant honestly tell me the desire to get married doesnt come in some part frm wanting to please your parents!!!!!!

SIMPLMAN

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unmarried Posted: 3/1/2007 7:26:39 PM
could you live the rest of your life with the right man or woman if you new they would never marry you.Have to remember all the pressure that supposedly doesnt matter(family, friends, parents, kids.......etc)

simplman

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Blind folds during sex. Posted: 2/24/2007 9:28:18 PM
only once? might take a couple tries to see how you really feel about it L.O.L

simplman

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Blind folds during sex. Posted: 2/24/2007 9:20:57 PM
you need to rent the movie 9 & 1/2 weeks , Mickey rourke and kim basinger the blind fold scene in that is fantastic.

simplman

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Bad Your Mama Jokes Posted: 2/23/2007 8:40:16 PM
yo mommas so fat the only way to f* her is to roll her i flower and look for the wet spot yo mommas so fat the only way to f* her is to jump on her thighs and ride the first wave in. yo mommas like a school bus on a rainy day. yellow raincoats goin in and out in and out

simplman

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Warning: Do Not Read Unless You Can Handle Some Pretty Twisted Jokes Posted: 2/23/2007 8:24:37 PM
so an 80 year old virgin woman goes to the doctor. doctor i dont know whats the matter with me but my pu$$y itches something awful. doctor gives her an exam and tells the woman she has crabs. well the woman is irate . Youre a quack i cant have crabs im avirgin im getting a second opinion!!!!!!!!! so she goes to a second doctor and tells him what her affliction is. doctor examines her and tells her that she is definetly right she does not have crabs BUT: Your cherry is rotten you have fruit flies............... what did the mother say to the pedophile at the beach??????? excuse me sir youre in my son.

simplman

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it hurts everywhere Posted: 2/22/2007 10:04:45 PM
blonde goes to the doctor and says doc i dont know whats the matter with me it hurts everywhere.Doctor says to the blonde well show me where it hurts.So the blonde pokes herself in the leg, OW pokes hrself in the arm ,OWW pokes herself in the stomach, OWWW Doctor looks at the blonde and laughs, Stupid girl your fingers broken!!!!!!!

simplman

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been on for a whle!! Posted: 2/21/2007 5:43:57 PM
actually been on & off for awhile but just moved to AZ......... If you want yo know more check out my profile....

simplman

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Wouldn't It Be Nice. Posted: 2/20/2007 8:36:37 PM
sorry just checking i assumed you were old enough to know better.

simplman

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Wouldn't It Be Nice. Posted: 2/20/2007 8:30:51 PM
sorry if im way off base but did you sleep with this someone?

simplman

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Best Signs.... Posted: 2/19/2007 8:21:49 PM
there is also a billboard in Flagstaff AZ for a housing development that reads : All neighbor no hood.

simplman

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Best Signs.... Posted: 2/19/2007 8:10:54 PM
no trespassing violators will be shot survivors will be shot again

simplman

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whats an acceptable introduction ? Posted: 2/18/2007 11:21:59 PM
my mother always told me to be honest and say what i believed

simplman

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whats an acceptable introduction ? Posted: 2/18/2007 11:01:53 PM
what about telling someone they are beautiful or have beautiful eyes. AS IN excuse me if this seems forward but you have the most beauitful eyes.....not as a pickup line but a sincere compliment....

simplman

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whats an acceptable introduction ? Posted: 2/18/2007 10:36:00 PM
thought of this earlier while fighting my way through wally world. If a man you have never met before sees you while shopping,jogging,getting coffee etc.. whats an acceptable hello, how about unacceptable ?

simplman

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second time around Posted: 2/18/2007 12:05:40 AM
well here i go again been a long time . HAD problems accessing my account for so long i just gave up . but i tried today and tah-dah..anyways i noticed that peopl have been e-mailing me and i have no idea how many i missed so i just wanted to apologize for the mix up...I REALLY WASNT being inconsiderate...

simplman

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how many would be trully upset,or offended if significant other woke you up in a sexual way(nothing Posted: 4/13/2005 3:57:40 PM
@ SUISSE predictable? ok tomorrow morning at 6 work for you?LOL

simplman

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how many would be trully upset,or offended if significant other woke you up in a sexual way(nothing Posted: 4/13/2005 3:42:19 PM
wow, i cant believe this post is still going! all you ladies looking for a wake up call please see Simplman...........lol

simplman

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where are all the New Hampshire peoples?? Posted: 4/12/2005 4:10:24 PM
I disagree,seems like a dating question to me..........and if someone can post looking for a specific sexual orientation....ie:gay or lesbian why shouldnt i be able to post a specific geographical orientation?

simplman

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where are all the New Hampshire peoples?? Posted: 4/12/2005 3:44:56 PM
hey ive been on here for awhile and ive met some really cool people. My problem is most of them are just to far away(although there are a few i might make the trip for )just wondering if there are any singles in the lakes region of N.H.. LADIES OR MEN ........MEN DONT GET THE WRONG IDEA.....WE WOULD BE HANGING OUT LOOKING FOR LADIES!!!!!!!!!

simplman

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having a sh**ty day need advice(or pity sex j/k..lol) Posted: 3/15/2005 3:28:07 PM
thank you tx

simplman

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having a sh**ty day need advice(or pity sex j/k..lol) Posted: 3/15/2005 6:51:23 AM
FIRST OFF IM NOT AN ADDICT OR A DRUNK ETC..... SECOND I DONT ACTUALLY HOLD HER HIGHER IN MY HEART THAN MY OTHER KIDS........ITS JUST THAT SHE IS THE ONLY GIRL AND I HAVE, BECAUSE OF HER AGE SPENT MORE TIME WITH HER SO THERE IS A SPECIAL BOND BETWEEN US. now, I dont want to make my ex out to be some kind of evil ****(no matter what my personal feelings may be)she is a great mom and has done amazing things with my kids..and i will always respect her for that.I DO get to see my kids just not as often as i would like she has them and there fore until the divorce is final she can play games .. anyways thank you all agin for your good wishes and ideas

simplman

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having a sh**ty day need advice(or pity sex j/k..lol) Posted: 3/14/2005 6:01:10 PM
thanks guys helps to know im not alone....well at least on here..!

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