Now.....MY requests: Dance with me. He complied by going out with me...sitting at a table bored, but requesting that other men should ask his wife to dance.

I’ve been on that all-bean diet again and wearing my special weight-loss pants – the mylar ones with the elastic at the waist and cuffs. I feel lighter already.

quote] everyone just forumgangbangs the poor guy....:)



Aye Boyo!....It's a fine and proper man who can take a full on forumgangbangin in the mornin...Isnt it Squire?


Seriously...you dont think this guy is typing with one hand "Just in case"? :)

I use 'cuddle', 'snuggle' and 'have anal sex' interchangeably...

It seemed like a pretty good idea...until I read dragonbits post, he has a couple good points
But really, most women with any class delete/block the perverts after their comments usually, so they're essentially gone anyway from their search inventory, just let the creeps keep doing their thing, and soon the old cliche will come true and the nice guys WILL finish last!

cream their pantries

Agreed. I never bring up sex first or make any reference to it. I let the woman say something funny, make a reference, etc. she is the one who gives the green light on the topic. After that I may try and touch her but the ice has been broken. As males, however, we still need to respect how she receives our advances. My experience is that most women coyly resist you the first time in a playful manner but then are more the instigator the next date. They are letting you know that they are not 'loose' and we need to, again, respect their boundaries.

I now make it part of my criteria to ask any woman over 50 if she is still sexually active.

make sure that you play with yourself first and foremost!!

that implant is a much better investment than annuities......