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 Author Thread: Intimidating?!
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Intimidating?!
Posted: 3/7/2009 10:36:48 AM
I really appreciate you all taking your time in helping me improve my profile!

Thank you very much!
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Intimidating?!
Posted: 3/6/2009 8:59:10 PM
Is my profile intimidating?????

A girl commented on it, was it just her?!

Everything I typed is a fact, and what you see if what you get.

I welcome any criticism, but please be gentle;)

-Kush
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
The Scientific Experiment Most Likely to End the World!
Posted: 9/2/2008 3:23:53 PM

I am sure if this doesn't kill us the egg heads will find some other way.


Are you even remotely aware of how insecure and stupid this makes you sound?

I've heard of penis envy, but this is quite amusing.


That sir right there was an attempt at pessimistic humor, considering the fact that I am an egghead myself. Its very unfortunate to find out that it got lost on someone.

Also anything I say is NOT to be taken seriously. Just made this thread to hear about peoples thoughts on the subject.
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
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The Scientific Experiment Most Likely to End the World!
Posted: 9/2/2008 1:40:23 PM
Yep there was a worry during the testing of the hydrogen bomb that the chain reaction would be uncontrollable and we would ignite the atmosphere.

But we are still here! I am sure if this doesn't kill us the egg heads will find some other way.
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 1 (view)
 
The Scientific Experiment Most Likely to End the World!
Posted: 9/1/2008 4:32:52 PM
I am sure people on this forum have heard of the Large Hadron Collider that is going to come online on Sept. 10. Just had to share this article!

"Scientists are kind of pissed that they weren't around when the Big Bang happened. Here we had an event that holds all of the secrets to reality, and we missed it because we were lazy enough not to evolve for another 13 billion years.

The solution, science says, is to make it happen again. They assure us that they can stage a new Big Bang if they smash some protons together really, really ***king hard. In fact, they can make a million of them per second, which is 999,999 more than God managed.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Well, first imagine an apocalyptic nuclear holocaust. Multiply that by about one hundred and twenty thousand billion, and then multiply that by around the neighborhood of infinity. That equals around one eighth of the magnitude of the Big Bang. Nevertheless, scientists are pretty sure they can contain their Big Bang in an erlenmeyer flask, just so long as they remember to cork it.

So, Basically It's Like...

Imagine you have a huge tanker truck parked outside a children's hospital. You don't know what's inside it, but you're fairly confident that it's either a cure for cancer, or 20,000 gallons of explosive nitroglycerin. To find out which, you have to shoot at it with an AK-47.

How Long Have We Got?

Meet the Large Hadron Collider.

This is not only the largest particle accelerator ever built, it's the largest anything ever built. Originally set to come online in 2005, then delayed until September 10th 2008, the LHC will fire very small objects around its 17-mile circumference at close to the speed of light, before smashing the shit out of them and watching what comes out.

The problem, of course, is that even the eggheads don't really know what's going to happen, which is sort of why they're doing it in the first place. That's also why a lawsuit was filed to put a stop to it. Scientists on the LHC project insist there is no danger, and predict that the resulting observations could revolutionize science and send us into a golden age of knowledge, in the event that we actually survive."

Link :-
http://www.cracked.com/article_16583_5-scientific-experiments-most-likely-end-world.html

Do share your thoughts on this!
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 74 (view)
 
Funny pick up lines
Posted: 8/27/2008 5:10:14 PM
Futurama got it hands down:

"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."

Try resisting the man who says that to you and mean it ladies;)
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Philosophers and Great Minds Becoming Endangered Species???
Posted: 6/15/2008 10:15:43 AM
The reason i.e. the answer to the question in the topic can be answered by the following joke.

Question: What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.'s usual question in his or her first job?
Answer: "Would you like french fries with that, sir?"


Its a sad fact but now one gives a ra'ts ass about philosophers anymore.
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Jon Stewart quotes
Posted: 6/15/2008 10:09:59 AM
The writers at the Daily show are pure genius. Check out some of the quotes:)

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
Jon Stewart

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?
Jon Stewart

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Jon Stewart

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'
Jon Stewart

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
Jon Stewart

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
Jon Stewart

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
Jon Stewart

If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.
Jon Stewart

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.
Jon Stewart

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
Jon Stewart

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.
Jon Stewart

President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.
Jon Stewart

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.
Jon Stewart

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.
Jon Stewart

There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!
Jon Stewart

There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is.
Jon Stewart

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.
Jon Stewart

Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.
Jon Stewart

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
Jon Stewart

Feel free to add you own political Satires quotes!
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 106 (view)
 
We are all alone in space and time.
Posted: 5/29/2008 7:04:55 PM
A billion stars in a single galaxy. A billion galaxies. Probablity wise we cannot possibly be alone. Have patience someone will come;)
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Should vegetarians have a say in animal issues?
Posted: 5/29/2008 7:01:46 PM
Three words "Freedom of Speech"
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Profile Review request - Please be gentle
Posted: 12/18/2007 1:37:29 AM
Hello Ladies and Gents

I present to you my profile and am looking for criticism !

I tried to add some humor as most profiles i have seen are too stiff/ boring/ run-of-the-mill. Hope I didn't overdo it.

Thank you in advance for taking your time to review.

-K
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
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The Top 8 Morons of 2006
Posted: 4/16/2007 11:37:05 PM

3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun,
kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different
automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to
withdraw money from his own bank accounts.


I refuse to believe this as fact! NOTHING short of interbreeding of first cousins for a millennium could make someone this dumb!
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Mathematical Observations about Life's Aspects!
Posted: 4/16/2007 11:30:24 PM
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
_____________________________

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
_____________________________

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


Now that you have read these Pearls of Wisdom! Best of luck young grasshoppahs!

-Kush
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Funnier then the funniest joke in the world! Atleast I think so:P
Posted: 4/12/2007 8:01:19 AM
uh yes..bush shouts 'FIRE' as the third cataclysmic distraction just as the other 2 shout 'earthquake' and 'tornado'

I wrote that joke from the memory! srry for the confusion!:P
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Is there really someone out there for everyone?
Posted: 4/6/2007 8:36:34 PM
Dear Ms. Faithfullyurs2107

I choose to believe that in life you will meet some people that are wrong for you..but we should be too disappointed... you need these people....So that when we finally find the RIGHT person for us...We know the difference!

Keep your spirits high!

As the F**king awesome song goes:

"In every life we have some trouble,
when you worry you make it double
don't worry, be happy

cos when you worry, your face will frown,
and that will bring everybody down,
so don't worry, be happy"
-Bob Marley
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Funnier then the funniest joke in the world! Atleast I think so:P
Posted: 4/5/2007 4:44:16 PM
Not mine! Heard it a Long time ago!
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Funnier then the funniest joke in the world! Atleast I think so:P
Posted: 4/4/2007 9:43:23 AM
I have changed names since EVERYONE hates bush. Poor guy!..Originally a joke about women with a particularly fun & delightful hair colors..but I am sure someone would get offended:P Oh well here goes!!

George Bush, Bill Clinton and Al Gore are captured by a terrorist squad and are to be executed one by one.

First the Clinton's turn comes up.... He is smart and thinks of a plan…..
When the squad captain goes...READY........AIM........Clinton shouts.."EARTHQUAKE"...
everyone gets terrified and he escapes in the confusion....

Next comes the Al Gore... He is smart too....
So when the squad captain goes...READY........AIM........he shouts.."TORNADO".......
everyone gets terrified and he escapes in the confusion....

Now comes Bush’s turn........ He thinks he as smart as those twol….and if the other 2 can do it…so can he.....
so when the squad captain goes...READY........AIM........he shouts........ .......... ....... .......
...........
...........
...........
..........
...........
....... "FIRE"
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Indian Ratio Crisis
Posted: 4/2/2007 1:00:18 PM
Fact: Indian Population's Male to female ratio is 1.07

So what? Nothing much you say!Hmmm?!

The Country that bought forth the Kamasutra...a country where our grandfathers could JUST NOT KEEP IT in their pants...a country of 1.02 Billion.... that means that there are 35 MILLION more Males then Females.

Fact: Canada's Population = about 31 Million;-/

This means that ladies...... those 35 Million men will come looking for You.....

so do rejoice..since some of us ARE asthetically pleasing;-)

And why fight it...you can run and you can hide..but sooner or later EVERYONEs going to be Baige;)



Care to agree with me?...
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Inspiration for a lot of people asking why they can't find Mr Right/Miss Right!?!
Posted: 3/21/2007 8:56:06 PM
I don't know where this quote is from I might have read it somewhere...or maybe though up of it during the tedious HOURS of Philosophy classes.

"I believe in life you will meet some people that are wrong for you..don't be disappointed... you need these people....So that whe you finally find the RIGHT person for you...You know the difference!" -Unknown( Possibily me!)
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Why is it so hard to find Mr.Right?
Posted: 3/21/2007 8:48:37 PM
I believe in Life we will meet A LOT of wrong people for us.......In reality we need these people.....so that when we do find the find the right person....we know the Difference!;)
 kush83
Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Ratio CRISIS
Posted: 3/19/2007 8:41:00 PM
Fact: Indian Population's Male to female ratio is 1.07

So what? Nothing much hmm?

In a country of 1.02 Billion that means that there are about 35 MILLION more Males then Females.

Fact: Canada's Population = about 31 Million;-/

I blame it on my grandfather's generation who just coudn't keep it in their pants and the writings of the 5000 year old book named the KAMASUTRA!;-/

This means that ladies...... those 35 Million men will come looking for You..so do rejoice;-)You can run and you can hide..but soon EVERYONEs going to be Baige;)

 
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