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Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Is he spamming? Posted: 11/18/2009 6:56:25 PM
Got the same email.... Wasn't about to give mine up. Oh....wait a minute....

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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legal query Posted: 11/18/2009 6:53:22 PM
Finally..... A good cat fight. And a 3 way too!

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Hoarders...feedback please Posted: 10/25/2009 10:06:35 AM
The only thing I'm able to collect these days is filth..... And not the internet or magazine varity... Time to get out the vacuum cleaner.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Hoarders...feedback please Posted: 10/23/2009 3:52:42 PM
Hmmm..... should get myself panelled.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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10 cm Posted: 10/12/2009 2:02:44 PM
Unless you're missing an arm...... Hard to shovel the rest of the winter with one arm.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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10 cm Posted: 10/11/2009 11:50:55 PM
Time to tune up the sled... Yippee!!!!!

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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when is it racism ? Posted: 9/1/2009 4:27:35 PM
<<< makes note of wearing bikinis in Muslim countries.... Dubai is off my bucket list. Thanks ppl. Checking the brochures for the French Riviera... I'm told the women there can only afford 1/2 a bikini

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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The Funny Things You See On The Way To Work .....! Posted: 9/1/2009 4:12:38 PM
"Shut up and drive"..........Rihanna Ok, so you'd get lost..... Find a guy who can still see. That or it might be 1/2 the fun.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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how it feels when you finally get rid of old baggage Posted: 8/19/2009 11:25:58 PM
Ask the Bombers on the last day of regular season.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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The Funny Things You See On The Way To Work .....! Posted: 8/19/2009 11:24:08 PM
I see a red headed chick driving a small Chevy north on Henderson Hwy every morning... Asking people at the bus stops for directions downtown.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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What are you listening to while you post? Posted: 8/17/2009 11:04:17 AM
I can't stand the rain.......Tina Turner

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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snake problem in vita? Posted: 7/11/2009 10:52:23 AM
actually right now with the weather here.... Its more like a 4 inch water snake. Very harmless.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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snake problem in vita? Posted: 7/10/2009 5:22:22 PM
My nieghbours only worry about a 6 inch Whopper getting loose.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Favorite Quotes...... Posted: 6/24/2009 11:53:26 AM
Women, when you're dating them they're nibblin' your ear..... When you marry them?????....... Well they're still in your ear. Smokey Da Bear.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Hockey Playoffs 2009 - Predictions, Comments Wanted Here Posted: 6/15/2009 10:03:31 PM
How bout them Bombers.... ^^^^ drives a Dodge Ram^^^ Needs the look for a new set of wheels obviously.... Please don't hold it against me.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Happy Pill Posted: 5/16/2009 1:04:52 PM
What's my happy pill? .... beer ...

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Tattoo's and Peircing's on guys and gals Posted: 5/8/2009 5:43:32 PM
I'm having a difficult time retaining things in the holes that God gave me... Like I need more........shesh!!!!!

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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why not set the legal alchol limit at 0 % ? Posted: 4/30/2009 3:28:23 PM
I'm thinking that from past posts..... the sword has not yet been removed.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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why not set the legal alchol limit at 0 % ? Posted: 4/30/2009 1:51:59 PM
Got to get these two to a get together..... Been a while since us old timers seen a sword fight.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Manitoba flood to be 2nd worst in 100 years Posted: 4/16/2009 4:12:34 PM
Anyone else notice that since they closed the brewerys that the river is so much higher in spring? Im corelating my data and bringing it to Doer. Divert all the food water through a Coor's Light Brewery.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Manitoba flood to be 2nd worst in 100 years Posted: 4/16/2009 4:06:38 PM
Maybe we should just get rid of all the bridges.... They're causing most of the ice jams. Hey.....how about reverse the flow of the Red..... And flood New Orleans again. Naw....Obama would never allow it.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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2009 Manitoba flood forecast Posted: 4/15/2009 5:44:20 PM
to break the ice up, ON, the RED RIVER, so that the ice, and water can move quicker up the RED RIVER , Why would we want the ice to move back "UP" the Red? Mississippi and Red connected? One flows north the other south.... Defies the law of gravity... Thanks for the geography lesson tho... disclaimer.... I have absolutely no nautical skills.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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2009 Manitoba flood forecast Posted: 3/15/2009 5:10:39 PM
Hmmmmmm... I might have to buy a boat. I will need 2 blondes....2 brunettes.... And a redhead......ladies only Sorry Juan.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Where's your hot spot??? Posted: 2/20/2009 6:58:31 PM
Shesh....you can get that locally....well not the broad shoulders..... mental note price out creamy milk chocolate, very large fondue.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Where's your hot spot??? Posted: 2/20/2009 6:35:27 PM
he would be smooth, creamy, chocolately brown with broad shoulders........ Ahhh....you still believe in the Easter Bunny huh?

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Where's your hot spot??? Posted: 2/20/2009 6:05:34 PM
And rumour has it that there will be the perfect man in Jamaica...... Did you take enough batteries?

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Fill In The Blank ........ Posted: 2/20/2009 5:57:20 PM
^^^^paddling lessons in a leaky canoe when I was 13. The best way to reduce pollution is_________

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Fill In The Blank ........ Posted: 2/20/2009 5:41:54 PM
^^^ had to beat the guy off with two hands. At their last pajama party together, while discussing their hot spots, Sally0 and Witty decided to_________

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Fill In The Blank ........ Posted: 2/14/2009 6:57:43 PM
^^^^ my 3rd nipple. Women with a 3rd nipple make me_________

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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GOD, i must be getting old... Posted: 2/12/2009 4:00:56 PM
The Forest Rangers?????? "X-N-Y-5-5-6...A for Apple... Come in Charley" "Chip....he must be in the eggbeater...Go get Joe Two Rivers. He'll find him....." Do not ask me how I can remember that!!!!!

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Ice ..... Ice ...... Baby ........ Posted: 2/11/2009 7:23:08 AM
I just wear an old pair of golf shoes...

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Fill In The Blank ........ Posted: 2/10/2009 6:49:48 PM
^^^^ I decided to wear a pair of Depends. Looking forward to summer because_______

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Fill In The Blank ........ Posted: 2/8/2009 4:11:05 PM
waking up, having a hangover, no memory, and pictures of the Chip and Dale dancers with my sheets as a back drop. The best fun I had was at___________

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Fill In The Blank ........ Posted: 2/8/2009 12:31:32 PM
I am usually quite good with sticky tape ____________ keeping my abnormally erect nipples from showing through my tight spandex t-shirts. Winters keep me busy______

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Fill In The Blank ........ Posted: 2/8/2009 12:24:13 PM
The only thing worse than a bad hair day is ____________________ ...is spending $200 at the salon before a hot date and getting lost leaving the parking lot. The best thing about being unemployed is__________

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Valentine's Day dinner for cheapies Posted: 2/8/2009 12:06:45 PM
I certainly wouldn't diss a woman for buying me dinner at 529, then pulling out a coupon..... But I'm thinking my email box will still be empty.... ... and my stomach.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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GOD, i must be getting old... Posted: 2/6/2009 8:32:28 PM
The only time my mind is not in the gutter is when it rains. I like my beer too much.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

Msg: 129 (view)

GOD, i must be getting old... Posted: 2/6/2009 6:05:07 PM
Lik-M-Aid....I still have them... Every other week, when she comes by to clean the house.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Tips for Buying a New Car ...... Posted: 2/3/2009 4:29:53 PM
aaahhhh?....couln't find the car lot?

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Anyone Ever Taken a Churchill Trip to see the Polar Bears ... ? Posted: 1/28/2009 7:07:08 PM
Its all good....he has a GPS collar on.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Anyone Ever Taken a Churchill Trip to see the Polar Bears ... ? Posted: 1/28/2009 6:35:45 PM
PP...you could always book a trip for two... And take an old bear south with you. i happen to know one thats not busy.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Ever do something wrong, know that you are wrong... and keep doing it anyway? Posted: 1/27/2009 8:14:45 PM
K... you lost me.... I know.. I know... Not hard to do. Heteralsexual here.(sp)

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Ever do something wrong, know that you are wrong... and keep doing it anyway? Posted: 1/27/2009 8:07:53 PM
Not getting up in bed would be so wrong.... with this chick.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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The sweetest thing? Posted: 1/27/2009 6:25:42 PM
Random acts of BJ's,,,,,,,

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Ever do something wrong, know that you are wrong... and keep doing it anyway? Posted: 1/27/2009 6:22:36 PM
Nope....not yet at least....hahaha Its got more to do with the Ringmasters. OT......trying to inject humor in the forums..... K...in my own mind.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Ever do something wrong, know that you are wrong... and keep doing it anyway? Posted: 1/27/2009 3:34:07 PM
Dano.... injecting humor in the forums is frowned upon... At least to certain Torontarians.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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What you love about being manitobian? Posted: 1/25/2009 9:07:07 PM
That when I retire, hopefully I can say... Yup.....lived there in winter. done that.... Lost the cajones to prove it!!!!...... Well....not the losing the balls paat....

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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Things you shouldn't do Posted: 1/25/2009 2:57:05 PM
Gawd forbid a person should have a little fun in here. Maybe a laugh or two. The ring masters running this show would rather you go at each other disagreeing with their opinions. OT.... don't go against the POF mundane rules.

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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would you...for a million dollars? Posted: 1/24/2009 9:20:13 AM
<<< looks in his pocket...PP,how about a twoonie?

Uppity Mike

Joined: 3/16/2007

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44 Things a Girl would Die For Posted: 1/23/2009 4:31:35 PM
45 minutes of intense non stop thrusting topped by my grunting pooping faced orgasm?...........cuz she would know how much i enjoyed it and that would make her happy............ You're dreaming right?????....45 Minutes???? Oh yeah... you're asleep

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