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 Author Thread: Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
 smellin the roses
Joined: 3/18/2007
Msg: 103 (view)
 
Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 6/4/2009 8:00:47 PM
There ought to be a law!!! LOL thats funny..I know there are laws about beastiality but what if the animal is the one doin the sex act un provoked? lol
 smellin the roses
Joined: 3/18/2007
Msg: 43 (view)
 
Women & Tattoos
Posted: 7/19/2007 2:27:46 PM
HAHAHA I love your response!! I myself have 2 tats and they are very meaningful , they are for me just like when you buy a special expensive expressive piece of art..you pick it out to fit your desires and it is placed usually in your home for people to see but its in your home for you to enjoy..we don't inflict others with it..if people want to see it or question it or enjoy it they have access..just like a tattoo....same goes for harleys etc. I don't posts pics just of my tat, car, or pets lol..altho those things are part of my life...
 smellin the roses
Joined: 3/18/2007
Msg: 78 (view)
 
How to treat a penis - what everyone needs to know!
Posted: 6/11/2007 10:38:52 PM
OK I am still laughing so hard that it hurts!! First of all if a woman says that to any man, it reflects back onto the size of her vagina!Altho I must say I have seen some very very small appendages in my time, but one must be creative :) I liked the whole "how to treat a penis" thing, but please may I add from a woman's perspective...MEN quit screwing us as if you are the energizer bunny drillin a hole...there is NO pleasure in that!!! FAST is not always better!! mix it up a bit!! OK now back to laughing!!
 
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