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titusbreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 150 (view)

Jesus is stealing my girlfriends! Posted: 11/6/2009 5:26:42 AM
I wish Jesus was my old man, too, but He ducks out when I show up. I'm pretty sure He thinks I'm stalking Him. Good luck! Love, Titus

titusbreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Trophy Wives Posted: 11/6/2009 2:44:03 AM
If a broad is smart, she gets better with time. The 1st wife could let herself go and become an old bag, or she can take care of herself and be ultra fine. It's a lot of work, but well worth it. Besides, wisdom is hard won, but worth more than gold. That's where the young broad drops the ball and has the disadvantage. She has to find out for herself what a jack@ss her new old man is, whereas, the older broad already knows what she isn't missing...and is probably making way more cash than he claims to be worth. Fvck heartache! That's all bullsh1t! Cash is king, especially if it isn't being spent on E.D. pills and high blood pressure or anti-psychotic meds. Haha! Good luck! Love, Titus

titusbreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 31 (view)

Showing selfless love at all times in a relationship Posted: 11/6/2009 2:30:45 AM
Oh, to be young again...NO THANKS! It's nice that you're altruistic and all, but don't be a sucker! These broads today want to be spoiled brats like when they were growing up, and alas, they never grow up. Is everybody a debutante? God, I hope not. We're doomed. My son says he's not old enough yet (he's 18), but when he's 25 or so, he's going for the cougar. I died laughing, but young broads are spoiled AND crazy. Good luck! Love, Titus

titusbreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Disgusted yet Not Flattered Posted: 11/6/2009 2:21:05 AM
Men just plain love t1ts. You should continue to use them to your advantage. You'll really have an appreciation for them when you're my age. Unfortunately, you'll have to contend with the occasional unpleasant lech. Someone once told me that we all need love! Haha! You should consider these sources. Haha! Good luck! Embrace your t1ts! Love, Titus

titusbreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 66 (view)

Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop Posted: 11/6/2009 2:09:09 AM
I wouldn't need it that bad, if I were you. I hate cheap and mercurial sh1theads. What an @sshole! He seems to relish his boy behavior and how offensive he can be to get any reaction. He's dead inside and needs to do that to remind him that he's still alive and in limbo. I'd question how his spouse died, quite frankly. What a miserable pr1ck! Move along and say aloud, "Next!" Good luck! Love, Titus

titusbreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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She's a rock wall... Posted: 11/6/2009 1:56:11 AM
She sounds like a wishy-washy whackjob who enjoys all of the unsolicited attention from gentleman callers. Although this isn't true for all, you should bear in mind that a lot of redheads don't age well, and they have a sick fantasy that they're Venus. Just remember it's strictly make-believe: there's nothing but blankness behind the mask. Good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 447 (view)

Sarcasm red flag or not? Posted: 11/4/2009 10:56:59 PM
Sarcasm is a gas! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Our 15 year long relationship ends and he meets someone on here and starts a family in 9 MONTHS! Posted: 11/4/2009 10:54:54 PM
She entrapped him, and be glad he's her problem and not yours. Good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 64 (view)

Second chances? Posted: 11/4/2009 9:30:54 PM
I'm generally not pressed to ask for, or give 2nd chances. If it sucked the 1st time, the 2nd chance sweepstakes will suck WORSE! That's knowledge gained from being pressed in the past. Good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 124 (view)

What kind of guy do you want to marry? Posted: 11/4/2009 8:53:46 PM
I don't want to marry any of those clowns. They just p1ss me off and end up on my sh1t list. I'm happily single! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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caught my fiance having cyber sex and text sex with other women Posted: 11/4/2009 8:46:25 PM
Ewww! Yuck! Poison brew and bad taste on his part. I wouldn't trust his skank a$s. Don't you two do it, yet, or are you waiting to get hitched? I respect that if you are waiting, or not. There isn't room for more than one in my bed. That's just the way it is...Good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Not sure what I should do next ... Posted: 11/4/2009 8:43:10 PM
Exes or potential love interests of so-called friends are strictly off-limits and taboo. It's just as easy to fall for a strange ranger who is not part of your circle of friends. Good luck and leave your gal pal's fantasy man ALONE! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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My wife wants no passion. Help!! Posted: 10/30/2009 6:59:13 AM
The no lovin' thing is just wrong, man. That's cruel. It's not gonna kill her to whip it on you now and then. So your d1ck is temperamental. I don't think you're above getting her off with devices. She sounds like a sh1thead to me. I have a friend who is male and whose old lady doesn't put out. To the best of my knowledge, he's been faithful, but hasn't gotten so much as a blowj0b for 10 years+. Get this, though: she gets her funky off and leaves him in the lurch again and again. That's just wrong. Unless you're leaving out some pertinent facts about your early time together (i.e. were you cattin' around town?), I feel very badly about your prison sentence. I hope things get better soon. Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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RELATIONSHIPS and GRIEF... Posted: 10/30/2009 6:40:05 AM
P.S. I kind of envy dead people. They finally got out of Alcatraz. Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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RELATIONSHIPS and GRIEF... Posted: 10/30/2009 6:35:40 AM
I love solitude, whether grieving, sickly, or otherwise, just fine. Eeew...who wants to be around somebody when they're not up to snuff? I sure as hell don't! I'm no picnic on a good day, let alone some kind of junk like that! Misery does NOT love company. Good luck, and I hope you feel peace soon. Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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divorce verses affair...isnt it about time we accepted affairs.. Posted: 10/30/2009 6:26:39 AM
No, it isn't time we just accept affairs. If I didn't have a conscience, I'd have all of you shot at dawn. Every dawn. What they need to do is make it damned impossible to get married. Maybe you fools would take it seriously if that were the case. Yes, impossible to marry without a pre-nup. I think it's time we accept that. Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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What sign goes good with an aries? Posted: 10/30/2009 6:21:00 AM
Sadly, you should be only with your own kind. You can't help yourself, but you Arians are all way too deep in Peter Pan Syndrome. Plus, you talk way too much. Headcases. You might be alright for a non-committal roll in the hay, though. Good luck, and grow up...soon!! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Do abusers end up alone? Posted: 10/24/2009 12:32:12 PM
Abusers need someone to abuse, so I would say they are rarely alone for long. I would think that people who are tired of being abused are the ones who prefer to be alone, ultimately. Good luck, whichever category you're in! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Let me try it again -- Posted: 10/24/2009 12:26:41 PM
I would never leave my panties in anybody's bag. He'd have to steal them on his own accord. With that said, I'd have to say he was a weirdo to steal my panties because I don't leave panties on (or my snatch unwashed) long enough to accrue any funk. She just sounds hard-up...like a desperate pu$$y type of move. Buy her a vibrating dildo if you feel that touched by it, and all...Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Lesbian? Posted: 10/24/2009 12:14:34 PM
She's probably a tranny. Enjoy! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Guys Please help me understand why?????? Posted: 10/23/2009 8:55:52 PM
My 18-year old son recently announced to me (to my delight, of course) that some of the biggest turn-offs to him are women who cannot spell or use proper English, whether in spoken or written word. Hope it helps! Good luck! Love, Titus

titusbreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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How Do You Feel About The Other Person In A Affair? Posted: 10/22/2009 9:14:41 AM
If they're married, don't touch it! Poison ivy! Disease! Taboo! Bad Karma! Even worse bad karma for the lying sacks who try to pull the wool over peoples' eyes! NASTY! Love, Titus

titusbreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Still devasted over being seriously misled by my 1st GF in almost 3.5 years.... Posted: 10/22/2009 9:09:51 AM
Well, that sucks terribly. I'm sorry you went through the emotional/financial investment with a swine who didn't deserve your heart of gold. That happens a lot, though. The intentions may have been good, but maybe she's the type who was holding an experiment to see if she really wanted to be involved again, or not. All of that intimacy (or lack of it...we're all looking for different things, I'm afraid) may have just alerted her to just go solo for the rest of the time. It would save a ton of heartache if people (her, in this case) would be forthcoming and would mutually self-disclose. Also, they need to clean up the old messes before starting to create a new one. So sorry you're going through this... Good luck, and good love! Love, Titus (Really, time does heal all...and don't stop being authentic!)

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 142 (view)

How did you lose your first love? Posted: 10/7/2009 7:22:21 PM
I dropped him like a piece of sh1t, and never looked back. (And the one after that, and the one after that, and...) BITTER! Love, Titus

titusbreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Why women want guys to come to THEM Posted: 7/24/2009 2:54:05 PM
It is a power/control thing for both sexes, actually. The one who is crazier about the other will usually do the chasing, while the object of desire enjoys having a fan club. Symbiosis is one school of thought...co-dependency, another...asinine ego trips, yet another. You take it or you leave it. Good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Have 50's era men become obsolete? Posted: 7/13/2009 7:39:41 PM
I think you'd change your mind STAT if you met/married my ex (said 50's man). I don't know girl...keep yourself out of chains, hear? Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Problems with trust in a relationship Posted: 7/13/2009 6:58:58 PM
Nope, you can't trust him; but, you knew that all the while, didn't you? Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Are women who don't need men likely to ever find one and be happy? Posted: 7/9/2009 1:41:59 AM
Sure! If both are on the same page across the board and not all needy and junk, they should both be very happy. That's just theory, though. Practice is an entire other issue. Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Why, why, why Posted: 7/9/2009 1:37:46 AM
At least you knew this joke-card's status before getting all involved! Be glad you're not the one who was told 'I've been divorced for three years', but was only just beginning the process in real life. Ugh! LIARS! Cheesed1cks catching themselves thinking they're PLAYERS! I hate **stards like that. They need to drop, STAT! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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My fiance continually leaves me High and Dry Posted: 7/9/2009 1:29:35 AM
Sounds like this one's 'lousy in bed'. Some junk I read said that a guy feels like getting all cozy after he gets off. I think the ultimate insult would be to get him off (with your clothes on) and then hit the bricks immediately afterwards, as if his sexual need were an inconvenience to you and the rest of the day. I'd have cut the loser loose five years ago. Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Why does contact fade? Posted: 7/6/2009 6:17:11 AM
I know I do it because familiarity breeds contempt. Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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How important is money? Posted: 7/6/2009 6:09:28 AM
I'm shocked that you need to ask that question at your age and level of life experience. Money makes the world spin; not enough causes severe nervous problems. It's tough saying which sex takes it harder. I've heard it's worse for men. Then again, I've known some real cheap and lazy b@stards who have their hands out instead of haulin' ass to make some loot. It's a man's world, afterall, and unless there's something awfully wrong with that person, to think someone else should pay their way indefinitely (chronic pimp syndrome) is insane. I don't have much use for 'love' these days. Money guarantees a much better time...be it stag or with a temporary companion. Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Does anyone have anything good to say about their EX? Posted: 7/6/2009 5:57:38 AM
Of course I have something good to say about scores of exes: I am so happy they are someone else's problem, and no longer mine! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Getting stuff back from an ex Posted: 7/6/2009 5:51:18 AM
I think you just desire another confrontation. I'm a pacifist, myself, and if you have to ask for it back, the chances are good that you won't get it back...or anything else. The old 'so-and-so has some of my sh1t ploy' is just an excuse to see if they're still part of The Lonely Hearts Club, and let's do it once more for old times' sake...you'll find a new babe far more exciting than beating on a dead horse. Good luck, and good lovin'! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Heart Ache Posted: 7/2/2009 6:43:19 PM
I think it's way better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all. Every relationship is a learning experience. You know off the cuff if the other is digging you, too, or not. Just remember that each 'good riddance' prepares you for a better experience. Don't invest too much unless you're getting the same, in turn. That's what I've learned. I also learned that you cannot change another person. You're either on the same page all the way, or you're not meant to be together. Keep it clean! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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is it ok to continue a relationship when i know i don't love? Posted: 7/2/2009 6:33:50 PM
I think you should be more forthcoming with the 'I know I don't love you, so, I think you should move on,' shpiel. I had to hear it for several moments before the actions blatantly coincided with the words before it suddenly sunk in...I'm down with loving the sex and all, but if you know damned well that you don't care if that person lives or dies between trysts, you owe it to her to inform her of the truth. Wouldn't you appreciate it before too much were invested? Love, Titus Breast

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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ADVICE TO ALL: Posted: 7/2/2009 6:15:02 PM
If you're not celebrated in your relationship (read: loved, RESPECTED, and being treated well -like you treat your partner), then by all means, drop him/her like a turd! I agree that mutual honest and forthcoming communication makes for a way better ride than some bogus nonsense that leaves you in the kill mode. Good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Waking your partner for sex! Posted: 6/24/2009 9:43:27 PM
I forgot about having to get up and p1ss first, too. I'm such a drag! (AGAIN? Are you serious?!?) He was a pest, I tell you! There's such a thing as being fvcked to death! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 122 (view)

Waking your partner for sex! Posted: 6/24/2009 9:37:34 PM
The last one was a downright pest with that overactive sex drive. Don't misunderstand me, I enjoyed him immensely on all counts, but I'm good for one good romp a day TOPS. All that besides, I started getting irritated more than anything with the 'poke, poke' on my backside while I'm trying to sleep. (Or, I should say, DEAD asleep. It takes an act of God to wake me up for the day...the untimely 'poke, poke' makes me wake up on the wrong side of the bed). Now, if he fvcked me while I still slept, that's great...but noooo! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 63 (view)

Deodorant, perfume and cologne: Do we really need 'em? Posted: 6/24/2009 9:07:02 PM
I'd feel like a nasty funk bomb if I didn't shower and wear underarm and perfume daily. I don't mind a mild lover's stink on me after a tryst, but if his armpits are lighting up the room, I find that revolting. I think guys like natural odors way more than women. I could be wrong! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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I am getting used to being SINGLE, which scares hell out of me. Posted: 6/23/2009 7:41:38 PM
Look, I don't know why folks see me as a flaming lesbo or a flaming bi, but I'm not either, for God's sake. Get over it. If you want to be me, get over it. We're all flaming whatever's. Good riddance! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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I am getting used to being SINGLE, which scares hell out of me. Posted: 6/23/2009 7:21:15 PM
Look, settle if you must, butt...life is full of good surprises, too, for God's sake. Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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Would you continue seeing someone if you found out they're really sick? Posted: 6/22/2009 11:58:47 PM
Sure, why not? The shoe could be on the other foot some day and if you were still hot down under, wouldn't you feel like an @sshole if you were rejected because you might check out soon? Jesus Christ, we're all gonna die eventually (thank God). If your love is dead, you might as well be, too. Life (and love) is for the living. Enjoy your friend. People come and go all day long. Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 86 (view)

Have you gotten to the point where you just don't care? Posted: 6/22/2009 11:52:07 PM
I'd bolt the other direction, too, if someone I was interested in was "dating" several others at the same time. I liked sex, but not with a thoughtless brother who banged anybody who came their way. Maybe that you are so footloose and fancy-free lands you the friend status more often than the lover status. Just a thought...Good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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I am getting used to being SINGLE, which scares hell out of me. Posted: 6/22/2009 11:45:15 PM
I love being single. The older I get, I become less judgmental about the reasons why folks are folks. (The rules change if I have the misfortune of living with someone, however.) I just plain am a hater. I know myself well enough by now and have zero tolerance for bullsh1t of all kinds. I don't need/desire a partner any longer. I have some fine buzzing toys for that occasional itch I suffer. I have a fine stack of cash. If I feel charitable, I give my advice and am known for generosity...just leave my time, sanity, and health unfettered, please!! Count your blessings, bro...being a so-called partner and a parent are the most thankless positions people die for (and go broke over) on this plane. Feelings and moods change on a dime. You'd be a cute roll in the hay, however...Good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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won't commit Posted: 3/26/2009 8:04:21 PM
Make sure the epitaph on his tombstone reads: "He had his cake, and he ate it, too." Good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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So please tell me...what is it with (some) men that think younger women are better??? Posted: 3/21/2009 1:42:49 PM
Haha! I'm sorry you describe your slow and graceful flow of age with the metaphor of a 10,000 year old crackling redwood! I died laughing...but you're a good writer, nevertheless! I believe that both ragged and haggard sexes are merely JADED with the other at this point of near-death, is all...plus, the true die-hards love to provoke p1ss-offs and jealousies to feel alive...BECAUSE they're almost dead! (Only kidding! Re: the half-dead one-liners...haha!) You're only as ancient as you feel! Lighten up, bro (or sis...I didn't read your profile, YET...sorry! Hope you're still among the living...) and work with what you've got, for God's sake! If you gave up already (on yourself, that is), that's too bad. Get an attitude adjustment and deliver your best everyday. Fvck 'em if they don't dig you. (When they walk the other direction, start laughing audibly. They'll feel self-conscious and uncomfortable. They'll wonder if there was something odd about their appearance, or something...) I thought everybody knew that we're supposed to get better with time. Oh well, good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

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when someone dies the family is all about the money Posted: 3/21/2009 1:20:55 PM
At the risk of being cold and insensitive, do the deceased really need the booty wherever they landed (upstairs or downstairs), anyway? I've got a novel idea: why doesn't everybody just pass out their loot and junk to who they want to have it right NOW, before they take a sh1t on their 'loved ones'? Do they need it worse than their 'loved ones', now? Just curious...besides, don't put off until tomorrow what you could do today! I'd never begrudge another of their grief and feelings of loss, but honestly, I don't think the deceased give a flying damn what happens after the fact. I think that the ones who p1ss and moan are just jealous that they're still here! Good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 197 (view)

3 Months, no sex? Posted: 3/17/2009 10:05:30 PM
You two need to learn how to communicate, already, and have a heart-to-heart with no bullsh1t or nonsense. If she's afraid of getting pregnant, or of getting/transmitting a disease, having a weird deviant sex scenario, or ANYTHING, you both deserve to know so that you can both either sh1t, or get off the pot. That would drive me nuts...not knowing, chronic speculation, etc. Both deserve the truth to make a decision and/or have closure to carry on. It's just cruel, otherwise. Good luck! Love, Titus

TitusBreast

Joined: 3/18/2007

Msg: 86 (view)

Are grand love affairs a myth? Posted: 3/16/2009 9:19:43 PM
No way! I suggest that you be the exemplar and give 1000+% to your next love interest. It's better to give than to receive...but if both of you do that, I'd say it's a grand love affair worth remembering. Good luck! Love, Titus

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