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 Author Thread: profile with face in the picture
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 55 (view)
 
profile with face in the picture
Posted: 12/18/2008 1:47:06 PM
Big Bird wasn't even in the Muppets.
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 50 (view)
 
profile with face in the picture
Posted: 11/25/2008 8:45:04 AM
Yep you guessed it - It's happened again.

Twice.

To a photo with A CLEAR VIEW OF MY FACE that's been there for months. Containing no hat, sunglasses or "comedy" moustache.

And yet photos of kittens, mountains, cartoons or David Beckham seem common in other profiles.

Oh dear.
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 44 (view)
 
what not to put in a profile
Posted: 3/22/2008 6:33:45 AM
"I'm looking for a knight in shining armour" (biggest cliche of all)

"A night in with a bottle of wine and a DVD" (pointless waste of ink)

"What can I say about myself?" (nothing worthwhile)

"Looking for a soul mate" (I've even seen sole mate)

"Kareoke" (It's karAoke you moron)

"Txt spk" (last time I looked this ain't a phone )

And that's just the start.

D-
Must try harder.
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 48 (view)
 
Greatest Albums of the 70's & 80s
Posted: 1/11/2008 2:21:14 PM
How could I forget....

Aztec Camera - "High Land, Hard Rain"
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 47 (view)
 
Greatest Albums of the 70's & 80s
Posted: 1/11/2008 1:44:51 PM
The Smiths four "proper" albums.
Led Zep - "Physical Graffiti"
Yes - "The Yes Album"
Killing Joke - "Killing Joke"
Prefab Sprout - "Steve McQueen"
The Stranglers - "Rattus Norvegicus"
AC/DC - "Power Age"
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 57 (view)
 
Words, grammer, punctuation...
Posted: 11/27/2007 4:55:08 PM
The standards on the Internet are laughable, I'm afraid.

Just don't start me on Greengrocers' Apostrophes.
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 37 (view)
 
only choosing your contacts from miles away. why?
Posted: 11/9/2007 10:43:06 AM
She *said* she would drive 115 miles to visit me.

What happened next? Was the "difficult" question I posed.






She didn't visit.





:tumbleweed:
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 31 (view)
 
only choosing your contacts from miles away. why?
Posted: 11/8/2007 11:15:30 AM
I'm afraid all geordiecolin's points are, by and large, correct.


But to answer the OP's question -
It's got to the point where I don't even mail anyone outside my county (Northants) Not to mention the time wasters nearer to home.

I got mailed by a girl from Liverpool back in June (115 miles away) -"blah blah, why don't you come up to see me?" She said.

"Sorry, you're too far away, but you can visit me anytime you want."

"OK then, I will....."


You can guess the rest.
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
~ Northampton Family Afternoon ~ December 1st 2007 ~ Sunnyside, Northampton ~
Posted: 11/8/2007 10:08:46 AM
Aha! I know this pub. Guess I'm just a "possible" at the moment though.

Are pedants invited?

 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 59 (view)
 
How Do You Define Intelligence?
Posted: 10/5/2007 1:40:05 PM
The ability to use the the Queen's English is usually a good pointer.
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 36 (view)
 
What's your collection?
Posted: 9/10/2007 11:48:49 AM
Birds. I'm a twitcher.....
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 53 (view)
 
It's no secret - Wispa's are coming back! What would you like to come back?
Posted: 9/9/2007 4:23:26 PM
There's no apostrophe in Wispas.
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
profile with face in the picture
Posted: 8/30/2007 9:30:10 AM
I've just had a photo containing a CLEAR VIEW of my FACE "deleted automatically", or words to that effect. Followed by a mail from admin.

What gives?


[=Reading the Posts above / Ticketoride]

 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 31 (view)
 
Cinema's
Posted: 7/1/2007 1:00:23 PM
I've never been to a cinema with an apostrophe.


Coat..... door.....gone.
 central99
Joined: 3/19/2007
Msg: 195 (view)
 
wot famous , person have u been told u look like,
Posted: 5/24/2007 5:07:53 AM
Two people independantly said I looked like George Clooney a couple of years back. They were later spotted holding white sticks.

Also the actor Daniel Ryan. (easy to google if you don`t know him)
 
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