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sir raffarott

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Should the Pit Bull be banished from British Columbia? Posted: 8/15/2009 9:23:22 PM
Pit bulls are great dogs. Some owners should be shot.

sir raffarott

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Little things that mean alot Posted: 8/15/2009 9:14:33 PM
Little things that mean a lot.... Well, for those of us who are underendowed.....

sir raffarott

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Chopsticks Posted: 8/6/2009 8:50:10 PM
...damn, I almost took my eye out.

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Best Places in Vancouver Posted: 8/3/2009 9:47:07 AM
If she goes with you to Wreck Beach....you have a keeper.

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what is rong with just being youself Posted: 8/3/2009 9:44:45 AM
It's hard to be somebody else. Look what happened to Michael Jackson. He got so much plastic surgery done that he had to wear a mask half the time to hold his nose on. Also, it is rumoured that he abused prescription drugs. That's not being yourself. I think you have to like yourself. Then it's easy to be yourself.

sir raffarott

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interracial dating Posted: 8/3/2009 9:37:27 AM
Don't waste your time with ignoramuses, there are lots of them. I am all for interracial dating. The only two stipulations I have is that the woman must be willing to use chopsticks, as mentioned before...and...feed me.

sir raffarott

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one word what would it be Posted: 8/3/2009 9:32:23 AM
my word would be......................................................... ............................. antidisestablishmentarianism. I find that I use it at least 20 times a day.

sir raffarott

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Sweet Home Alabama Posted: 8/3/2009 9:30:18 AM
Sweet Home Alabama...Lynyrd Skynrd I just learned this song on the guitar. Is it ever easy to play. Everytime I play it I think of all my friends in Alabama. Is this song Alabama's anthem? It's so recognizable by everyone. Who are your favourite musical artists that came from Alabama?

Sir Raffarott

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Chopsticks Posted: 4/14/2009 12:51:33 AM
I am now a "black belt" in chopsticks. So don't mess with me.

sir raffarott

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Valentine's Day Gifts Posted: 2/14/2009 1:48:05 PM
Gifts complicate things, especially when they're unecessary. Don't start on that trend or you'll be trying to out do yourself every year, and you'll put yourself through stress for no reason. (A small token, like shells for a rifle, or a difficult to find wrench, is in good (taste)

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 2/1/2009 8:06:57 PM
What a whirlwind romance. Went to Vegas for the wedding. Elvis married us. Now she wants it annulled. Something about me being annoying..... It's ok, she can't use chopsticks anyways.

sir raffarott

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Chopsticks Posted: 2/1/2009 8:04:26 PM
Gung Hay Fat Choy to all my friends in Alambama! (Happy Chinese New Year). Chopsticks are a very handy invention for weight loss. Why do you think most Chinese people are slim? And as for spearing, sometimes if you are by yourself and you just can't reach that itch behind your back, a chopstick will do just fine.

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 1/16/2009 11:24:25 AM
Going to the chapple... And we're gonna get married.

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 1/5/2009 3:29:22 PM
I was starting to think that she didn't like me...but guess what I got in the mail? My favourite toupee. A great way to start the new year!

sir raffarott

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B.C. Real Estate Crashing Time to Sell ! Posted: 1/5/2009 3:20:07 PM
I have two comments, opinions really... 1) Prices are still headed down, big. 2) Your taxes will go up, big. Taxes really have nothing to do with the assessment in the longrun. Taxes will have everything to do with the revenues needed to keep the city functioning. Also tax assessments do not necessarily reflect current market value.

sir raffarott

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Lets Make a good New Years Eve Party Posted: 1/2/2009 2:41:54 PM
so? how was it? what'd y'all do New Years Eve? I played ping pong until my right arm fell off. Then I put the bat in my left.

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 12/30/2008 10:23:10 PM
I have a hole in my arse when I dropped my gun running from the bear. I know what you're thinking...."an arse hole for the arsehole"...hahahaha...very funny but I can't laugh with you right now. And I have a hole in my heart cuz she thought it was funny. She laughed. She laughed! I can still hear that witches cackle. "Ha Ha Ha!!!" ...Ha Ha Ha!!! .... it still rings in my ears. I hate her. But then, I guess we're even. I kind of howled when that ping pong ball smacked her between the eyes. She did look kind of cute as she looked cross-eyed as the ball bounced off her forhead. But she is kinda cute.

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 12/29/2008 12:15:10 PM
I'd like to sit down and talk about it, but I can't sit down. So, sorry, I can't talk about it right now. I don't know why I thought hunting was such a good idea... .....I'm a sworn vegetarian. I just can't talk about it right now. But she did save my life. If she hadn't of scared off the bear, I'd be Chinese "take out" for that grizzly. I just can't talk about it right now. Maybe later....

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 12/28/2008 7:39:51 PM
I just can't talk right now. I have a bullet in my arse, and a hole in my heart (not from a bullet). I'm not sure which one hurts more. Also, I ran so fast trying to get out of there, I lost my best toupee.

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 12/23/2008 2:31:27 PM
Well how about that? What a nice surprise. She called me up at lunch. She called up just to say, "hello" and told me she has "good" news and "bad" news, "which would you like to hear first?" she asked Me....."Well, tell me the bad news first." She...."The bad news is we aren't going to the rifle range, but the good news is....we're going hunting instead". I am on Cloud 9. This song keeps running through my head and it won't stop, "Irresistable You".... And "Singing In The Rain" , and that song from 'Deliverance", are all playing simultaneously. Yahoo!

sir raffarott

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Homeless Woman Burns to Death - Simply Tragic Posted: 12/22/2008 7:27:36 PM
Take them into your home? It's not only that they are layered with dysfunction, many have other issues too. I do not think you would want them in your home.

sir raffarott

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Changing Christmas Plans Posted: 12/21/2008 1:18:04 PM
You bet it changes my Christmas plans. I was going to partake in the 12 Day Christmas Golf Marathon. Now I think I'll just go to Church.

sir raffarott

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Dating a Widow Posted: 12/21/2008 12:15:51 PM
I personally think your remarks, like that are uncalled for,, disrespectful,, and certainly lacking maturity,, The woman was suggesting in my opinion, divorces end for some really bad reasons,, like adultery, alcoholism, abuse, and others,, I am not saying those are all the reason, some marriage just end for good reasons,, Well personally I think that you would do well get down off of your sanctimonious pony before you fall off. The fact that you cannot see some levity around the subject would indicate that you still have I.S.S.U.E.S. or that you are overplaying the sympathy song. I know exactly what the woman was suggesting. Because conversely, not all marriages that have ended where one of the spouses have died, were necessarily good ones. Hence my Levity. So cheer up, it's a free country!

Sir Raffarott

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Homeless Woman Burns to Death - Simply Tragic Posted: 12/20/2008 3:20:16 PM
Much as I abhor welfare, I am sickened by Corporate welfare. So I say, let's bail out the people before the corporations. Thank you. Bye bye now.

sir raffarott

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Homeless Woman Burns to Death - Simply Tragic Posted: 12/20/2008 12:47:30 PM
What are your thoughts on this? Yes, I have a thought. How does the Church fit into all of this? They are rich beyond necessity. Don't we see that they preach one thing, but behave in an entirely contradictory way? They are invisible in times of real need, just like many of the parishoners. Humanitarians indeed!

sir raffarott

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Dating a Widow Posted: 12/20/2008 12:43:03 PM
Traditional Woman: At least I don't have to wonder why this person is divorced or separated. ....yes, but then you may have to start wondering about HOW the spouse died??? "unknown causes" just doesn't cut it....

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 12/20/2008 12:27:36 PM
I am NOT making this up! As a matter of fact, she has generously volunteered to cover ALL of my dry cleaning costs for the Chinese Restaurant fiasco. Her exact words were, "don't worry, I'll take care of everything when I see you on Sunday..."

sir raffarott

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Dating a Widow Posted: 12/19/2008 4:27:50 PM
Phoebe: You're not single/not looking yet you date others? Is that not a red flag? Is that not baggage? It's a huge redflag if someone is looking to marry me.....But there's dating and there's "dating". I'm just a ping pong playa. I'm not looking for a relationship other than a friendly, platonic one. So back to the topic. I guess if someones "claim to fame" is described as a widow/widower, then I guess I can mention that I've been married 5 times. Bottom line: I think being a "widow.widower" or "divorcee" should be ancillary to being single.

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 12/19/2008 3:54:33 PM
Ok, so the consensus says I was wrong. So I called her up to apologize. Surprisingly, she was sweet and nice, kind of a little overly nice come to think of it. Anyhow, I'm so excited,. We're going out again and she says this time she's taking me. It's something I've never done before but she says she's a pro. She wants to take me to a rifle range. She says it'll be so fun. I'm so excited!

sir raffarott

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Dating a Widow Posted: 12/17/2008 7:47:58 PM
RunsWithWolves: Putting down widow is identifying that your still grieving... ..how you regard a dead wife apart from memories and possibly how her ashes lie dormant on your mantle might be something that questions if I want to get involved or not.... This is a very astute observation. If someone describes themselves as a "widow", they still have baggage. They may get over it in time, but definitely a "red flag" for someone looking for more. People are made up of many things, and many experiences. If one defines themselves by the fact that their spouse died, they aren't ready to go freely with someone else. There's nothing wrong with having good memories of a dead spouse, but when it affects the present, it's called "living in the past".... I don't think it's an optimal situation to build a new relationship on. My sympathies to all those who have lost a loving spouse, but life is for the living, and that includes your new partner.

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 12/17/2008 7:06:58 PM
Well... That was a mistake. What can go wrong at a Chinese restaurant? We were having a great time until the food came. She asked the waiter for a fork. I told her that Chinese food doesn't taste the same with a fork. I suggested she try eating with chopsticks. She said she would starve. I told her it wasn't really all that difficult and that I would show her. So everything was fine until she picked up a won-ton to eat. As she brought the steaming hot dumpling to her mouth, it slipped from her sticks, bounced off the table top, and ended up on her lap. She was not as amused as I was. As she jumped up to get the hot dumpling off of her lap, her chair knocked over a dim-sum cart. There was beef tripe, har gow, and chicken feet, everywhere. She was steamed as she stormed out of there. Was it my fault for insisting that she use chopsticks? Does she need anger management classes? Should I call her again, or just leave it for a while?

sir raffarott

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What do YOU want to do for Christmas? Posted: 12/14/2008 6:25:50 PM
That's ok, I drink alone....with nobody else..... Yeah, you know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself

sir raffarott

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It's Only Money Posted: 12/8/2008 11:30:49 PM
^X, you don't have to go so far afield to help people. We have plenty of those problems here in Canada. We have plenty of deperately poor, destitute, and diseased people here in Canada, or didn't you know that? It is said that, "a journey of a thousand miles begins with one step". If you want to begin your quest to be a humanitarian, you can start tomorrow.

sir raffarott

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2009 Polar Bear swim Posted: 12/8/2008 11:16:05 PM
Pink and perky...that's a good one. I've done it twice. Lots of fun. I highly recommend wearing beach shoes.

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 12/8/2008 11:10:43 PM
I will took your advice Krysteene, she wants to go for Chinese food. So that's what we've got lined up. (Maybe play a little ma jong after) But come to think of it, ping pong was her idea...not mine. Oh well, what kind of trouble can we get into going for Chinese food? Bugse, she can't hit a ping pong ball with the paddle worth a darn, but she sure has a great arm for throwing. If I didn't duck I would've got it right on the noggin'.

sir raffarott

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Cougars and Milfs whats the difference? Posted: 12/7/2008 2:28:44 PM
who cares what the difference is? as long as they "Go", they're both good.

sir raffarott

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younger man older woman??? Posted: 12/6/2008 3:46:53 PM
is it sooo bad for a 32 year old chick to be dating a 21 year old man now adays.... sure it's ok. just don't expect wedding bells or have kids and you'll be in good shape.

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 12/6/2008 3:39:30 PM
Thanks for the advice. I finally spoke to her and she apologized for being such a bad sport. The final straw for her was when she missed the ball, and the ball ended up hitting her in the forehead. I didnt' realize it at the time, but I guess I've giggled a little too loud. But it made such a funny pinging sound as it smacked her between the eyes. The thought of it still brings uncontrollable laughter and tears to my eyes. Anyhow, all is forgiven and we seem to be back on track. What should we do for round two?

sir raffarott

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When to ask her out again? Posted: 12/4/2008 10:46:29 AM
Hi folks, I was out on a first date and she seemed quite intersted in playing ping pong. She said she used to play quite a lot in highschool. So....since I am a pro I said, "Lez go!" Well after two or three rallies, it was quite apparent that highschool for her must've been a long, long, time ago. But hey, we're out for a good time so I figured no big deal, we'll just rally for a while. But my date was getting frustrated at misplaying almost each and every shot. On one of my soft returns to her, as she attempted to hit it back, she completely missed the ball and the ball ended up bouncing off her forehead. Well that was it. She threw her ping pong paddle at me and told me that I was a chauvinist, and she stormed out of there without me. How long should I wait before I ask her out again ?

sir raffarott

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Great catches in Vancouver and does your dates job make them desirable? Posted: 12/4/2008 10:33:38 AM
Yep, she wasn't into you. It's not the dough, but if it was then consder yourself lucky. Keep fishing.

sir raffarott

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Just not Christmas without... Posted: 12/1/2008 3:49:27 PM
It's really not Christmas without....snow.

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God in a word Posted: 11/30/2008 3:20:17 PM
"Kindness"......

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I need some advice! Posted: 11/30/2008 3:19:46 PM
Well don't waste any more time. Just lay it all on the line. Let it all hang out. Nobody is getting any younger.

sir raffarott

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Anybody been canned yet? Posted: 11/29/2008 4:49:38 PM
I know a few people who have lost their jobs. It isn't looking too good. I feel sorry for people who lose their jobs because there wont be that many new jobs around.

sir raffarott

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Charity begins at home, or does it? Posted: 11/25/2008 6:39:37 PM
the lady is stupid. she probably had to have known that her husband's business was on the rocks, unless she is a doughhead. Charity definitely begins at home.

sir raffarott

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The Ugly Law Posted: 11/23/2008 5:02:25 PM
Of course there's an Ugly Law. I'm doing Life....

sir raffarott

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Summer Holidays Posted: 11/18/2008 9:33:59 PM
I forgot to mention I went to a "fish fry" in Mobile. It was the best. Tons of beer, great blues music, friendly people.

sir raffarott

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How long should I wait? Posted: 11/18/2008 9:27:20 PM
So? Did get any yet? huh? huh? Did j'ya?????

sir raffarott

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Racism within a Race Posted: 11/18/2008 9:16:23 PM
I have - no need to mention the race - but I have heard the term FOB or Fresh of the Boat. Apparently, the longer you have been off of the boat the better. .... you might be referring to the Chinese. If you are, I would say you have a point. However, if you have two groups of Canadians, both of Chinese ancestry, one group which has been here for generations and one group that are first generation, believe it or not there will be conflict. Not of the fisticuff variety. But conflict nonetheless. I will tell you why. The first group consider themselves Canadian, which they are. They probably speak English only. They have probably taken only the gems of their Chinese cultural ancestry, disgarded the bad part, and mixed it with the best of their Canadian heritage. The second group of Canadians, the "new" ones, do not see themselves as Canadians. They see themselves as "Chinese Canadians". And they think it very odd to adopt Canadian ways as they also mistakenly believe that the sun rises and sets on the old country. They don't understand why the long time immigrants no longer speak Chinese. Therefore you are going to have a problem. That's why the new immigrants have coined the term "banana"... yellow on the outside but white on the inside. Now, to other Canadians it appears that "Chinese" are being racist against "Chinese". But really that's not it , it's "Candians" being racist against "Canadians".

sir raffarott

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Sam-I-am Posted: 11/15/2008 8:29:32 PM
hahaha. well why didn't you say so? aside from using them to eat with, chopsticks can be real useful, especially when picking up things you DON'T want to touch with your fingers. here are some uses: 1) getting toast unstuck from the toaster 2) picking out hot things from an assortment of things in a pot of hot water. 3) grabbing things that have fallen into the heat register and here's a real good one.... 4) cleaning up after the dog (throw them out afterwards tho') .....

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