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Old Dutch Corey

Joined: 3/29/2007

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Single moms. Can they have any fun? Posted: 5/4/2007 12:22:59 PM
I am absolutely shocked to see- as to how many single Mums there are... What the hell went wrong with them all... or what went wrong with the fathers of their children?... Never in my life would I have left my wife and my kids, for any other lady in the world...

Old Dutch Corey

Joined: 3/29/2007

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is there such a thing as too much masterbation? Posted: 4/20/2007 11:52:53 AM
At my age 74... my daily masturbational exercises is my greatest hobby... hehehe... Keeps me on the ball really...

Old Dutch Corey

Joined: 3/29/2007

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Why does the clitoris not line the vagina? Posted: 4/20/2007 11:44:24 AM
QUOTE posted By: ron9 on 4/19/2007 731 PM "Well - as Henry Ford got to the pearly gates and told God ......... Not only was the clit in the wrong place for “ease of operation” - there were other ........ umm design flaws on God’s invention (the female). The headlights were too high and the intake was too close to the exhaust. HaHaHaHaHaHa!... That was a very funny one, ron9... As an ex-designer I see many design flaws in God's so-called CREATION... and the manly doodle with that wrinkley sack below it won't win the Grand Design Award either... HeHeHeHeHe...

Old Dutch Corey

Joined: 3/29/2007

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If Someone Seems Like A Million Miles Away...? Posted: 4/20/2007 11:19:22 AM
I know an Italian darling aged 39, who always has long-distance love affairs, with two exual encounters a year... Crazy her only falls on foreigners... Besides that, she played double **y-**y with some island-bozo she claimed to be engaged too, while she had sexual encounters with me... And she found that very "NORMAL"... HeHeHe... If anybody drove old me properly crazy... she did... while she was sweet and sexy enough when staying at my place... Am I glad that that crazy affair is over, while doodle-hunting her continious to live her unhealthy 4-screws a year-life, right now... HeHeHe... HaHaHaHaHa!... Speak of the devil... I can see my faraway little Jezebel online somewhere, right now... HeHeHe... Oooooh, yeeeh...

Old Dutch Corey

Joined: 3/29/2007

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If Someone Seems Like A Million Miles Away...? Posted: 4/20/2007 6:55:43 AM
I know an Italian darling aged 39, who always has long-distance love affairs, with two exual encounters a year... Crazy her only falls on foreigners... Besides that, she played double **y-**y with some island-bozo she claimed to be engaged too, while she had sexual encounters with me... And she found that very "NORMAL"... HeHeHe... If anybody drove old me properly crazy... she did... while she was sweet and sexy enough when staying at my place... Am I glad that that crazy affair is over, while doodle-hunting her continious to live her unhealthy 4-screws a year-life, right now... HeHeHe...

Old Dutch Corey

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Why does the clitoris not line the vagina? Posted: 4/18/2007 5:02:32 PM
In no way am I willing to accept that a God designed it all as stupidly as he did... Things just don't line up properly and the majority of men, never touch the clitoris... Some can't even find it, while it is the greatest little toy ever... Just look at the cow... She shits on her own vagina, -on her tits and -on her back legs as well... and the manly penis- and -that silly wrinkley knacker-bag below it-, does NOT deserve the Grand Design Award either... HeHeHe...

Old Dutch Corey

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Sexual Needs Men v Women Posted: 4/17/2007 12:44:04 PM
Yeh... Start practising my patented SWEET VAGINAL KISS OF HEAVENLY AWAKENING to the cheek of your lover-boy, babe... and he will start looking like Marty Feldman- going totally bongus with all those lovely fruities dangling above his face, as he tries to play octo**** with his arms and hands, wanting to taste it all as well... All that, providing he thinks like me, hehehe... Oooooh, baby... Can you feel the twinkle-twinkles by the thought of that one?... HeHeHe... I can... Old Dutch Corey...

Old Dutch Corey

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Why does the clitoris not line the vagina? Posted: 4/17/2007 10:39:35 AM
The God who supposedly designed it all, was a prick with a prick... so he had trouble finding it too...

Old Dutch Corey

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is there such a thing as too much masterbation? Posted: 4/4/2007 12:43:01 PM
Hehehehehe!... At my age nearly 74, my daily masturbational excercises have become very important to me, hehehe... It's the only thing that keeps me reasonably in trim... and it feels lovely as well... But I'm rather hooked to the female Angel Singing that goes with that as well, hehehe... Great hobby really...

Old Dutch Corey

Joined: 3/29/2007

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Amsterdam Posted: 4/4/2007 12:30:20 PM
Smoked eel, you would get at the fish shops, darling... in HAARLEM or in AMSTERDAM... Many fish shop people come from the town of VOLENDAM, where they used to wear the most famous Dutch (national-) costumes... EEL = AAL or -PALING, with the AA or A pronounced like in AAAH... SMOKED EEL = GEROOKTE PALING... and those VOLENDAM fishing people are MASTERS in the smoking of eel and other fish... http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Haarlem http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Amsterdam http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Volendam Old Dutch Corey...

Old Dutch Corey

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Amsterdam Posted: 4/3/2007 3:37:09 PM
HaHaHa!... Hell... I should have looked at the dates... THe lady went to Amsterdam in the year 2006... HaHaHaHaHa!... That's what you get when you reach my age of nearly 74... Sorry about all this... Old Dutch Corey...

Old Dutch Corey

Joined: 3/29/2007

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Amsterdam Posted: 4/3/2007 2:53:29 PM
Here you are, darling... Please type in when you want to leave Eindhoven Airport... the date and roughly the time... then type in "Amsterdam" and "Central Station"... (AMSTERDAM CENTRAAL = CENTRAL STATION)...It will give you the various trains from "Eindhoven Airport" to "Amsterdam Central Station"... It will also show you how much it will cost you in euros... It will show you the station's platforms 2b, 8 a, 4 b or whatever... Intercity trains move the fastest... and stoptrains naturally goes slower... Eindhove-Amsterdam roughly takes you 1 hour and 45 minutes... http://ns.nl/servlet/Satellite?cid=1075985690180&pagename=www.ns.nl%2FPage%2FSuperHomepageEnglish&lang=en&c=Page I can even give you my email- MSN- or Yahoo Messenger addresses and/or my phone-number if you wish... Answering questions over the phone goes a little faster than writing things down... You may ring me day or night, 24 hours a day, as I sleep at crazy times... Have fun in Amsterdam, baby... remember the VVV-offices... They are everywhere and they give you all the tourist information you want.... I hope the links still work... I advised another two ladies from Rome in 2006... One of them celebrated New Year's Eve 2005 with me, in the heart of Amsterdam... http://www.amsterdam.com/index.php?TreeID=2 Amsterdam BICYCLE RENTAL:... (Damrak is close to Amsterdam Central Station)... http://www.iamsterdam.com/visiting_exploring/getting_there_around/bikes/renting_a_bike Amsterdam BY WATER:... http://www.iamsterdam.com/visiting_exploring/getting_there_around/by_water BY BOAT... via LOVERS... http://www.lovers.nl/main.asp?l=1 ALTERNATIVE TRAVEL THROUGH AMSTERDAM... http://www.iamsterdam.com/visiting_exploring/getting_there_around/transport FOOD & DRINK... http://www.iamsterdam.com/visiting_exploring/food_drink Old Dutch Corey...

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