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Joined: 4/1/2007

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A JOKE.........How many XXX does it take to change a lightbulb? Posted: 4/7/2007 1:29:31 PM
How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change it and one to say 'That should be me up there, i could have done it sooo much better'

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2 Short Erotic Stories Posted: 4/7/2007 1:25:31 PM
Agree not a story. A story has three acts Start Middle and End yours has none its just sex that part of it, it goes nowwhere. Sorry but it's true. Try again and this time please take on board what i said you may have something but it needs a re-write.

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Masturbation at work... Posted: 4/7/2007 1:05:44 PM
IT'S NORMALL isnt it, yes yes yes sorry i must stop that the boss is coming and shes not the only one!

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Electric sex Posted: 4/7/2007 1:03:36 PM
A TENS machine is used normally for getting your muscels to work when you have injured them to stimulate them not triey it for sex before but i do know i have a TENS machine might try it someday!

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Msg: 79 (view)

Do you still flip the bill??? Posted: 4/7/2007 12:58:27 PM
NO you decided to go through with it so you can pay the bill if you had said no before entering the place then you wouldnt be in this mess serves you right.

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Is it ok to have a friend with benefits.....??????????? Posted: 4/7/2007 12:56:01 PM
yes I think we should all have a f**k buddy its all the rage in the USA so i have heard so it must be true. why not we all have needs as long as both agree its just for relief. Later it may change lets wait till later then.

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Birthday Sex = is it wrong? Posted: 4/7/2007 12:51:02 PM
No as long as it works both ways you give it to her as she wants it on her birthday even if your not keen on how she wants it fairs fair.

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Men Shaved??? Posted: 4/7/2007 12:48:34 PM
Yes trimmed on top and bare as you dare i like it bare you need to see the goods otherwise whats the point.

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The Man That Knows A Woman's Body Posted: 4/7/2007 12:34:01 PM
Don't forget it works both ways. A woman that knows a mans body can make him c*m without touching his tool lets call it, we have so many zones that many women don't discover that it's a sin. YES it's true that loads of men don't know a womens body and is just out for a quick one when they feel like it but so are some women.

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Masturbation Tools Posted: 4/7/2007 12:28:43 PM
Normally use my right hand but if i get my left hand to do it, it takes so long that i have to try and not use my right hand now thats frustrating.. I've heard that a washing machine can do it for a lady...is it true?

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