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winstonkid

Joined: 4/3/2007

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Middle aged adults what can you change about tomorrow's relationships! Posted: 10/5/2007 3:37:23 PM
What was already happened. What is may have just begun. What if is just skeptical. What could be is just imagination. What should be is merely a dream. What to do is purely integrity. These are sincere thoughts/feelings that most of us share or think about as middle aged adults. Categorized, the issues are educational in respect with the why's, who's, won't's, should's, cant's etc....of everyday life. The question here is very simple and feedback is most greatly appreciated. What do you expect? What do you contribute? What do you want to accomplish? Can tomorrow bring us closer to achieving our goal/s in respect with yesterday' s mistake/s? Being serious for the moment! Cya! Guess I'll go

winstonkid

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Business cards for dating Posted: 8/11/2007 10:22:47 AM
How about this for a business card OP! Can't get you off my mind! Because...I can't get you off my face............! Cya

winstonkid

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Dating when the woman makes the first move. Posted: 8/11/2007 8:37:03 AM
Hey Now! Who makes the first move is meaningless and heres why............... When your hungry and you go a resturant do your really give a da*n of the sex of the person who takes your order . Cya

winstonkid

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Bitter Attitudes.... Posted: 8/11/2007 7:58:07 AM
Wow! This issue isn't like a calf staring at a new gate................... If your angry about something or someone think about something that makes you happy. If you've never done anything that made you happy then call me and I'm sure I can change your attitude. Cya!

Winstonkid

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Is kissing more or less important to you in a relationship as you get older? Posted: 6/29/2007 5:24:21 PM
Last night I ordered the salad bar @ Ruby Tuesdays! (Never thought of just eating croutons)!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does this help! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Would you give up your side of the bed? Posted: 6/2/2007 2:58:21 PM
I find it sorta sad you have been sleeping alone for 54 years... Thank you for bringing this to my attention and has been rectified.... C'ya!

Winstonkid

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Do you women regard sex with a man as a form of commitment? Posted: 6/2/2007 2:42:45 PM
I'm not sure but you can ask my BLOW UP DOLLS........... C'Ya

Winstonkid

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Would you give up your side of the bed? Posted: 6/2/2007 2:25:25 PM
Can we all take a break for a minute and ask ourselves something? If you have slept on the same side of the bed since birth.....would you be willing to give up that spot for a new relationship? Big Boy seems to fall to the left so naturally I prefer the left side. Of course there is yet another reason..... I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO STEP ON THINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! C'ya!

Winstonkid

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In Praise of older women... Posted: 5/28/2007 5:02:01 AM
AAAAWWW Mae.......to know you is to love you and your cute wit. Integrity....this characteristic has no age Neither does..........CLASS..........

Winstonkid

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I need to ask a question. Posted: 5/27/2007 11:46:56 PM
Personally! I find that sweatpants are a little too uncomfortable in the TN heat and very Tacky. I prefer the "THONG THANG" All Righty Then! OMG! Look what time it is..lol...Wonder if I need to hurry up and change my profile before someone gets the wrong impression of what I'm wearing on my first date. Cya!

Winstonkid

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Thinking with my big head and not the little one.....I need some advice PLZ Posted: 5/26/2007 9:02:13 PM
Well Looky Here! All this talk of hair color....Big Head Little Head....etc! Here's what I think I would make my first priority. Which paddles the boat the fastest (Your big head or your little one)? Cya!

Winstonkid

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How would you define a MAN in todays world????? Posted: 5/26/2007 8:28:00 PM
Definition of a Man...in todays world! Can you tie your shoes while masturbating with six pack strapped to one arm and walking the dog with the other..............How Stupid! Cya! GEEEEeeeezzzzzzzzzz

Winstonkid

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Can you be too picky? Posted: 5/26/2007 7:40:53 PM
Define Picky! Can you tell me the difference between the taste of a chicken thigh from two different chickens! Cya! Does this Help!

Winstonkid

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older gentleman - longer hair Posted: 5/19/2007 8:50:36 PM
Personally I don't think long hair on a middle aged man is bad at all! Its a matter of preference. What kills me.........is when I see a middle aged guy who has braided is ear hair to try and pass them off as sideburns! OH WELL! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Love Making for Seniors Posted: 5/19/2007 2:46:19 AM
OMG! The power of GOLD! Way to go Muskoka.......We also have mountains in Tennessee and I think I'll go move a few! Cya!

Winstonkid

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What do you think is an acceptable reason to stand someone up? Posted: 5/19/2007 1:58:02 AM
OK! I'm going to be really really really serious for a moment!!!!!!!!!!!! Marcia! Great Thread! And in answer to your question...HELL BETTER HAVE FROZEN OVER 1st! Luv Ya'll Cya!

Winstonkid

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Orgasms make you live longer? Posted: 5/19/2007 1:51:54 AM
When I read this, I said to myself........"Well, two out of three isn't bad!!!" Honey Pie! Just hang in there your lucks about to change................. Cya!

Winstonkid

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Are you using more or less soap these days when you shower? Posted: 5/19/2007 1:47:04 AM
Marcia, You crack me up lol! I only shower with a male @ present. His name is Zeke and has four legs and big waggling tail and only speaks ARF ARF! I'm trying to teach him English but he does'nt seem to want to learn! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Orgasms make you live longer? Posted: 5/18/2007 2:04:48 AM
OP! Did Dr. OZ have any remedies for detaching a 6 pack from your forearm! Or when things start to fall off.................. Cya! PS: Looks like I lied about my age! I'm not 54.........I just turned 6!

Winstonkid

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Female masterbation Posted: 5/18/2007 12:45:50 AM
[QUOTE]Attach that 6 pack to whatever muscle you think might need developing......lol.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]And isn't that a picture? I'd pay good money to see a guy who could lift a six pack without using his arm!!![/QUOTE] LADIES PLEASE! If you think masturbation is a talent with a 6 pack attached to your arm.........You ought to see me walk my dog with his lease attached to (OLD ONE EYE)!TE HE HE..................OMG slow down boy! Sorry for the delayed response! Have fun! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Are you using more or less soap these days when you shower? Posted: 5/17/2007 3:24:55 PM
It's my soap, my washcloth and I will wash what I want too I haven't used the new gels, perfumed soaps or the moisterizers or even that stuff that contains (moisterized pumice)! [QUOTE]HOWEVER, I DRAW THE LINE AT USING THE SAME WASHCLOTH ON MY A** THAT I USE ON MY FACE[/QUOTE]! Cya! PS: My last quote brings up another whole thread! Anyone brave enough to post it! Luv Ya!

Winstonkid

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Are you using more or less soap these days when you shower? Posted: 5/16/2007 9:05:55 PM
Well in that case we've all decided the party's @ your house! Just kiddin!

Winstonkid

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Ladies...is rejection harder at our age? Posted: 5/16/2007 8:44:31 PM
Ah, the wisdom of Winston. Exactly. If you're rejected, just move on down that long, long buffet Marcia! This is why we cherish you so much! Cause we know your 1st date isn't going to be @ SHONEY'S! Keep Being the great person you are! Cya!XOXOXOXOX

Winstonkid

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Are you using more or less soap these days when you shower? Posted: 5/16/2007 8:07:48 PM
OK, I feel really lacking here. OK!(THAT"S JUST NOT RIGHT)! Marcia! bring a six pack and your welcome to join as well! OMG...I didn't say that! TE HE HE! I know something that you know. NAH NAH NAH NAH NAHneeeeeNAH neHA HA! I get to sit in my shower! Real snazzy bath seat, nice shower hose... hmmmmm Robin! This isn't right either! What can we do to cheer you up? How about we all come over and sign your snazzy bath seat! "lol" .......Gosh we just want you HAPPY GIRL! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Are you using more or less soap these days when you shower? Posted: 5/16/2007 5:56:40 PM
But, 4 oz. of gel isn't going to go very far! Thats ok sweetie I just went out and bought a 64oz bottle! OOOOooopppps......... the phone just rang! Wonder if the word got out! Luv Ya! Cya....

Winstonkid

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Ladies...is rejection harder at our age? Posted: 5/16/2007 5:32:22 PM
Rejection is like a propeller on a boat. If you don't like what you hear or seeeeeeeee! JUST SHIFT GEARS (Forward or backwards)! See that wasn't so hard! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Are you using more or less soap these days when you shower? Posted: 5/16/2007 5:23:01 PM
Bullie! I think they called it a dip cone! TE TE HE........

Winstonkid

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Are you using more or less soap these days when you shower? Posted: 5/16/2007 4:48:55 PM
Hey Mae! That would of been my next 2 choices.

Winstonkid

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In Praise of older women... Posted: 5/16/2007 4:45:20 PM
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage. Take this one step farther because I don't think there's many women that will invest in a pig! Why invest in Oscar Meyer...If all you want is ONE BIG WEENIE! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Are you using more or less soap these days when you shower? Posted: 5/16/2007 4:15:40 PM
I can't find any subject matter on this thread but its a viable question as we reach middle age. So, the question is which category do you fall under? Have your showers just gotten longer and more relaxing. Could it be that we have just slowed down more so it takes a little longer in the shower. Or could it be we have entirely (More Square Footage To Clean)! I mean really friends, whats next to start costing us more (TOILET PAPER & LUBRIDERM)! Luv Ya! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Have your body part names, changed with age? Posted: 5/15/2007 7:09:31 PM
DAW GONNIT! I knew something was wrong there! Thanks Marcia Think of this little guy with a helmet ON! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Write a letter to you younger self. Posted: 5/15/2007 7:02:27 PM
Hey Self! I love me.....Now! Lets go out and play! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Have your body part names, changed with age? Posted: 5/15/2007 6:36:52 PM
OK, Mae, I'll try. And hope he salutes back! Salute.......HELL! What are you going to do if he tips his hat to you! Cya! Ladies...... Well its just a thought!

Winstonkid

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Female masterbation Posted: 5/13/2007 1:55:45 AM
Now, whether the student is paying attention, is a crap shoot. But the fun can be in the trying. Is it ok if there is a 6 pack of Miller Lite attached to my forearm? Marcia wouldn't want to see us not getting the appropriate muscle development! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Have your body part names, changed with age? Posted: 5/13/2007 1:09:00 AM
Does going from STUDLEY HUNGWELL to YARDLEY LONGFELLOW count! Cya!

Winstonkid

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So Round So Firm & So Fully Packed! So whats the Problem! Posted: 5/7/2007 9:14:32 PM
Seems all of us babyboomers are a little too inhibited that we don't fit in our hidden wardrobe anymore. You know..the one neatly packed away somewhere that continues to remind us of the days of "Yester'year". Well, who really gives a SH*T about this anymore! Why should you take the love out of a relationship or even worse not proceed to discover new relationships just because our pants are a little tighter, or we leave our shirt tails hang out (when we used to tuck them in) or your wearing extra large support bra's. When you bought your last couch or matress weren't you looking for that extra comfort! "So Whats the Problem"........ with more comfort and a some extra softness? Intriguing minds what to know! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Do you find body piercing & tatoos hindering career advancement Posted: 5/6/2007 8:22:55 PM
I have noticed a trend by popularity that tatoo's and body piercing's continue to be a the in thing to do, or is it just stupidity. I personally am not prejudice to anyone who wants to do this to their body. However, I am concerned for those of you that might be limiting yourselves to upward mobility in the workforce as a reprecussion of this trend. Some of you may say Oh, hum bug to this, and thats your proagative. However, when you continue to be economically depressed is there a direct correlation between your appearance and opportunities for economic career advancement? Just some more food for thought and your replies are welcomed! Before I go out tomorrow and have a diamond inpregnated into my nose, a stud in my eyebrow, tongue and lip..........5 earings pierced in each each ear and a tatoo that reads EAT ME! on the back of my head, regardless of what I'm getting ready to do below the neckline! Cya!

Winstonkid

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What is a Real Man? Posted: 5/5/2007 7:54:36 PM
Someone that comes home @ the end of the day....tired, dirty,stressed and most likely p*ssed off but still takes the time to kiss you, ask how your day was, and find a way to make you smile! Need anymore advice! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Mature and oral sex Posted: 5/5/2007 7:41:46 PM
Well does 54 count as Mature! Oral sex is a very intimate part of love making. However, when you get a little older let me tell you about what is known as "AROUND THE WORLD" Cya!

Winstonkid

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Do women still like guys who sing to them? Posted: 5/5/2007 7:20:02 PM
I have been pickin guitars for 40 years and yet to find one women that didn't enjoy being sung to. Isn't Karoake great! There you can sing for them all! Hope that answers that. Cya!

Winstonkid

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Do Men REALLY Like to Cuddle? Posted: 5/5/2007 7:12:05 PM
Have you ever played the game YELLOW PAGES.....It can only be played when your both totally naked and your fingers do the walking all over each others body. Once you find the correct number you want to dial......you have to dial it with the tip of your tongue. Theres another game called RUN FEATHER RUN......I'll tell you how thats played later! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Mature Woman Posted: 5/5/2007 7:52:20 AM
I think it's not that mature women don't like sex, it's that they like romance. I've read that men need sex to feel loved, and women need to feel loved to want sex. Every now and then you read something like this in a forum and it just makes you want to cry! How perfectly stated........and sincerely honest! Well Done. Cya!

Winstonkid

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Do small towns hinder dating if you are a man in his 50's? Posted: 5/5/2007 7:20:50 AM
The recent thread [Ever Screw Your Neighbor] comes to mind on this subject. Small community environments usually contain alot of small town gossip. Their newspapers generally have their own small town gossip section as well. The other issue of coarse is everybody pretty much knows everybody/s business in a small town. I for one and speaking as a 54 year old wouldn't date in a small town in fear that my name would crop up in their Sunday morning Gazette! Headline would probably end up saying something like this! "MRS APPLEBY COOKS BLUEBERRY MUFFINS FOR MS SMITH AND HER NEW OVERNITE COMPANION, CAUGHT NAKED ON THE KITCHEN TABLE" Does this help! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Have you been tempted to lie about your age? Posted: 5/4/2007 10:03:26 PM
Frankly, when I was young I did tell one women who was 34 @ the time that I was 32 and I was really only 25. Our relationship was doing just fine until she surprised me one night @ an over thirties club & I couldn't get in.........Never again did I ever lie about my age ...........it was very humiliating I wonder what ever happened to ole' Bev anyway! Are you still out there Bev! Here kitty kitty! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Have you learned anything from watching porn? Posted: 5/4/2007 7:37:33 PM
Yes I have..... Can I get my money back! Cya!

Winstonkid

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female G-Spot... Posted: 5/4/2007 7:27:33 PM
Handy hint: you know when you have found it when she either goes spastic or goes Geeeeeeeeeee You know when you've hit it on men.............their legs start kicking like a bullfrog swimmin on his back......... Ribbet! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Anyone here regret having oral sex too early in a relationship? Posted: 5/4/2007 5:00:53 PM
sorry to inform you but never had any yet ! gotta meet a woman that has the now how that can handle my 11 incher. Hey Looky Here Partner! If you have an 11incher you don't need a Partner..........Partner! You can give yourself a BJ And if your braggin you better spit it out cause it ain't yours! Partner Cya!

Winstonkid

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Anal Orgasm????? Posted: 5/4/2007 4:36:26 PM
Looky Here! I'm curious to know if you people with these sensitive nerve endings in your A** can cause you to have an orgasm during sex! Does this mean you can have an orgasm just as easy by taking a SH*T! Me Dear Lord! Cya!

Winstonkid

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Chapped lips Posted: 5/4/2007 4:11:31 PM
Brother if all your worried about is chapped lips, you ain't really into IT........ Heres how I prefer to do IT....Stick your whole face in one of those bulk jars of Vasoline!!! Now get your entire head up there...................... Now if the problem still exsists........You should really have something to complain about Not only will you have chapped lips! You should have a chapped nose, eyelids, forehead, cheeks, ears and go bald to boot! D*mn all this whinning all the time! Cya!

Winstonkid

Joined: 4/3/2007

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oral sex no no,s Posted: 5/4/2007 3:55:31 PM
Looky Here! Gentley swab here with some unused cotton balls and save them for the next time you go fishing for catfish!!!!!!!!!! Cya!

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