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Joined: 2/10/2005

Msg: 55 (view)

Fun One Liners Posted: 7/8/2005 12:43:43 PM
Hey, did somebody step on a duck? Did you get a free bowl of soup with that shirt? Looks good on you, though.... Long live Rodney

Joined: 2/10/2005

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Tell Me What Ya Think??? Posted: 6/21/2005 3:44:18 PM
You're too pretty to be ghetto....c'mon now...you're too old too...get real

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If you were to cross two historical figures who would it be? why? Posted: 6/20/2005 12:00:32 PM
how bout Frank Thomas and Donald Duck...that would make F-uck.... Dumb.

Joined: 2/10/2005

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Let ME analyze your profile for you Posted: 6/6/2005 10:46:41 AM
I have noticed that there are pages upon pages of people who are asking for a review. The person who started the thread has no way to keep up, so I am going to sum up everyone above me, starting where the last analyzation took place, somewhere in the early pages of the thread... You are the type of person who burns water and gets lost in the mall. You crave spankings. Most of the time, you fidget with something velcro, and you're lazy eye freaks out the boss. You are scared of yourself in bed. People don't trust you. Your house and cars get egged a lot. You can't digest solid food so you always have the shizz. You have a highly contagious facial disorder and people are affected all around you. When you look at them, you force their face into convulsions and a persistent state of shock ensues. You steal money from your grandma and buy Bad Company Reunion tickets with the money. Cats shreik at you. You drive a ten speed. When you go to the Carnival, you ride free cauz they think you work there. Only death itself could rid you of that wreched, stench-a$$ breath..........man....... Kids run from you and the elderly spray you with hoses. People are always saying "are you alright, you don't look so good" or "wow, you look like crap". You can't go to church cauz you scare the babies. Your priest hates you. You were always the last one picked, and you have an ugly smile. Thank you for participating in my overview. I hope you find the results refreshing and accurate, so, continued luck and well wishes to all..... PS I was Rocker5000

Joined: 2/10/2005

Msg: 20 (view)

why are men so hung up on looks Posted: 6/5/2005 3:24:05 PM
Let's remind ourselves why we're on this stupid site. Cuz we're horny and lonely....go shopping and quit complaining....Be honest about yourself and you'll eventually find the right person....sometimes right away, sometimes after 100 tries.....god, I'm tired of people's bi.tching...

Joined: 2/10/2005

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please rate my profile,thanks in advance Posted: 6/3/2005 10:09:21 PM
I Think it's really shady that you cant work it out with your wife to get sex....Screw lonely dude, your a disgrace....buni, you should condemn this guy, not support his cheating loser as.s..... Guys like you are the reason for the problems in this country....divorce rates, messed up kids.... Tell ya what dildo....lemme do your wife if your not gonna do her....how'd ya like that....I'll give her a nice baby for you to raise.....cool? Your a dirtbag. Jerk off if you cant get your wife to do it.....you're probably small where it counts and hopefully she's already doin some huge black guy that fills her to her liver.....good move moron.

Joined: 2/10/2005

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Game - should it be taught at school? Posted: 6/1/2005 7:37:04 PM
Game can't be learned... It's like the force...you either got game or ya don't....

Joined: 2/10/2005

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No Picture: A mans point of view Posted: 5/31/2005 2:05:57 PM
Check out Rocker5000's post about girls lying about their weight. This seems to happen to a lot of people, men and women!

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worthless Posted: 5/8/2005 3:12:31 PM
That poem was funny

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Msg: 28 (view)

So how many of you have met someone and had sex the same day? Posted: 5/6/2005 6:14:35 PM
I think it's weird if I don't have sex with every single person I meet....but that's just my opinion

Joined: 2/10/2005

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Being over 30 can be fun! Posted: 5/5/2005 7:30:25 PM
I just turned 30...life is good

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Msg: 59 (view)

Hello Ladies Posted: 5/4/2005 7:42:57 AM
Dat is sooo funny... I would like to take this opportunity to take an opportunity to talk to all da ladies. If I can talk about anyting at all, I would want to talk to nakedness and ladieness. I would want all you ladies to line up and take one from da GOVERNATOR....

Joined: 2/10/2005

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New subject Posted: 4/18/2005 12:17:18 PM
Haaaa haaaa, dat is so funny....I like when girlies get mad at eech udder... I am a single man in Cal ee fo nee ahh...I want to do it with the ladies....

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