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Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex..... Posted: 4/11/2009 12:25:53 PM
The best ever piece of advice a man has ever given a woman: ".....you women set yourselves up for failure because you always think that THIS is the guy that is not a dumbass and maybe its true for the first date, but by the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, your always disappointed. That being said, look for the smartest, richest, best looking dumbass and you are set. LOL -Name withheld

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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DAILY QUOTES Posted: 4/10/2009 11:23:06 AM
"That's not why I'm saying Chow Funs. Funs, I'm saying Chow Funs because we're an us. There's a history here, and histories don't happen overnight. In Mesopotamia or Ancient Troy there are cities built on top of other cities, but I don't want another city, I like this city. I know what kind of mood your in when you wake up by which eyebrow is higher, and you know I'm a little quiet in the morning and compensate accordingly, that's a dance you perfect over time. And it's hard, it's much harder than I thought it would be, but there's more good than bad and you don't just give up! And it's not for the sake of the children, but God they're great kids aren't they? And we made them, I mean think about that! It's like there were no people there, and then there were people and they grew, and an an an I won't be able to say to some stranger Josh has your hands or remember how Erin threw up at the Lincoln Memorial And I'll try to relax, let's face it, anybody is going to have traits that get on your nerves, I mean, why shouldn't it be your annoying traits, and I know I'm no day at the beach, but I do have a good sense of direction so I can at least find the beach, which isn't a weakness of yours, it's a strength of mine. And God your a good friend and good friends are hard to find. Charlotte said that in Charlottes Web and I love how you read that to Erin and you take on the voice of Wilber the Pig with such dedication even when your bone tired. That speaks volumes about character! And ultimately, isn't that what it comes down too? What a person is made of? That girl in the pin helmet is still here 'bee boo bee boo' I didn't even know she existed until you and I'm afraid if you leave I may never see her again, even though I said at times you beat her out of me, isn't that the paradox? Haven't we hit the essential paradox? Give and take, push and pull, the yen the yang. The best of times, the worst of times!I think***ns said it best, 'He could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean', but, doesn't really apply here does it? What I'm trying to say is, I'm saying Chow Funs because, I love you." -Michelle Pfeiffer to Bruce Willis in The Story of Us*

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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The one thing you miss most when you are single Posted: 4/5/2009 6:54:21 AM
The sound of man's laughter, sandwiched between my own.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex..... Posted: 3/29/2009 8:58:31 PM
Throw out your old tube socks., then donate everything in your closet older than a year. Take one whole paycheck and go to the Gap Express. Man up and ask for help. And yes, buy new boxers while you are there. You'll feel better and you won't need a cape and magical powers. You can do it!

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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DAILY QUOTES Posted: 3/29/2009 7:38:25 PM
Never make someone a priority... when they only make you an option.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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DAILY QUOTES Posted: 3/29/2009 10:02:13 AM
Life is not the amount of breaths you take. It's the moments that take your breath away.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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People who suck Posted: 2/26/2009 8:54:12 PM
People who consume fetid food and then say, "This smells bad. Is it bad? Oh, this is nasty. Try this! " Men who loiter through the feminine products isle looking for a date. ( Why aren't they avoiding the Isle of Imminent Peril? ) Men who think we don't notice them hanging out in the bra isle thinking we don't notice. Yes, we notice. Should we point at your 90 year old sagging man breasts and give advice? Sure. Maybe we should quietly set one in your cart along with a box of condoms while you're pretending to look for Hanes Her Way.

miss g

Joined: 5/1/2007

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If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex..... Posted: 2/25/2009 5:17:15 PM
Be sexy! we're not dating your big truck or your new Harley, so try to impress us with yourself, or go back to dating your cousin/sister/mom. Shave the the rug off your back. We're don't want to date a farm animal. Don't pluck your eyebrows, it makes men look gay. Super gay. Flaming hot gay bob. Use tooth whiteners, they work. (They don't make you look gay.) Get stinking drunk, then pick your nose while we eat dinner. (kidding! ) Be sexy!

miss g

Joined: 5/1/2007

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your most embarrasing moment!! Posted: 2/25/2009 4:46:23 PM
suddenly my most embarrassing moment isn't so bad.

miss g

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Sayings that should be on buttons! Posted: 2/25/2009 4:41:57 PM
Heaven doesn't want me. Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Miss G

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Instant Magic - anyone else find it? Posted: 2/23/2009 8:37:48 PM
yeah, easy come, easy go. Real magic is something worth waiting for.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Why do guys give cell phone numbers instead of home numbers ...is that a clue they are taken? Posted: 2/23/2009 8:28:31 PM
doubt it means anything other than they might want you to call.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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What Do You Think...Should Love be Unconditional? Posted: 2/21/2009 2:22:17 PM
The person you need to love unconditionally is yourself. So spoil yourself first, and do it well. If anyone else loves you, spoil the hell out of them, too.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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DAILY QUOTES Posted: 2/4/2009 3:52:31 PM
"All men are created equal." Should we be glad or frustrated? Ay caramba! (paraphrased from Italian, Philip Mazzei by his good friend Thomas Jefferson into the Declaration of Independence, although it is much more romantic in Italian! )

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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DAILY QUOTES Posted: 1/30/2009 4:49:53 AM
Happiness is a 60 inch tv on Superbowl Sunday. Love is having someone to share that with. (Its my own quote this time. )

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Is owning a home a positive or negative? Posted: 1/28/2009 4:05:13 PM
There's no place like home! If he had a nicer house or couldn't bring himself to move, he should make a preemptive strike and ask me to move in if things headed that way. Otherwise I have room for an extra person at my home, and I'd do whatever to make the man feel super comfy. Leave the gun, take the cannolli.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Best Pizza Place in Your Hometown Posted: 1/26/2009 4:22:00 PM
Fuzzy's Pizza - order the Barbara Bush Star Pizza - all good, all the time Pizza Hut at Target - c'mon, you know you love it.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Lies about cell phone Posted: 1/26/2009 4:19:20 PM
He could have just showed you his phone and let you see who called if it was that big of a deal. My old job kept calling and calling (phone on vibrate), it bugged my date and I told him who it was and let him hold my phone and even offered to let him answer. It was a computerized message, but still bothered him. You gotta understand we've all been lied to, but we're not all liars. If it was another man, I would have said so. There's no sense in hurting some sweet guy's feelings. Honesty is the way to go.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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what is the strangest thing you have encountered on POF? Posted: 1/26/2009 4:14:09 PM
much better looking than his pic and he smelled luscious, too. Nibbleable.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Cartoons Posted: 1/16/2009 5:07:01 PM
Speed Racer every day after school and then I'd play Etch-a-Sketch or Light Bright eating milk and homemade cookies with my best buddy.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Is owning a home a positive or negative? Posted: 1/12/2009 7:31:43 PM
neutral. men rarely even ask! Maybe that's a good thing. He might want to come over, order up a Fuzzy's pizza, and next thing you know you have 2 kids and comfortable shoes that don't look at pretty! lol.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Palm lines, People, and Love Posted: 1/12/2009 6:59:31 PM
My palm was read once. The lady said FIVE children. FIVE!

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Things you dislike but can't live without? Posted: 1/12/2009 6:58:26 PM
There's a cardinal who has to sing really loud and tap on my window until he hears me talk back to him first thing in the morning. After he's gotten his fix, he comes back and taps and taps while we share meaningless conversation. Sometimes he does a little side flip number. His goofiness wakes me up and makes me smile, but damn it he can be annoying after he's done this six or more times in one day. I'm really conflicted.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Recurring dreams. What do they mean? I hate them!! Posted: 1/12/2009 6:45:56 PM
Freud says you are all the characters in your dreams.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Why do women date mutiple guys at once? Posted: 1/11/2009 9:22:00 PM
bikeman, re: litmus test 1. You're overanalyzing. 2. Numerical format does not discern you from the majority as being superior. It just means you can count to 5. 3. I can count higher than 5. (It's next to the sign that says you gotta be this tall to go on this ride) Diamonds are a blank check de el corazon.[/ i] They're only a symbol. A ring of gummy bears means the same thing if he means it. Its all about the guy.

Miss G

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Why do women date mutiple guys at once? Posted: 1/8/2009 4:47:19 PM
There are some good guys out there, but you have to date around to find one worth investing your time into. Time is not replaceable. It's not like you're going to get married on the first date. Most men just want one thing, regardless if his profile says Long Term. Both parties should be honest of their dating status. Standard Litmus test ? A guy is not serious unless he is showing me diamond-ish.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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I have a friend who says people on dating sites have something to hide... Posted: 12/31/2008 1:15:47 AM
Sharing is caring, but to disclose all to all is to expose your Achilles. To ask someone to share, you have to first love that person. For them to share is a huge leap of faith that you will keep loving them no matter what.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Is it just me, or are testimonials a turn off ? Posted: 12/31/2008 12:32:09 AM
Insightful, but a turn off. It does validate they're not a serial killer, but little else. Meeting his real friends or family would be a better testimonial.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Why do women date mutiple guys at once? Posted: 12/30/2008 4:29:12 PM
Free meal ticket is about the dumbest reason a woman would date multiple guys. How rude! What are we, hobos? If it bothers you, then ask her to be your girlfriend ( like the nice young man your mamma raised you to be) otherwise you're just treading water.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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stupid things that scare you Posted: 12/25/2008 12:35:54 PM
The Burger King guy [on the commercials]

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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What are your pet peeves...... Posted: 12/23/2008 2:08:12 PM
Hearing about the ex-wife on the first date Nose picking belching My date discussing how great he feels after he's done #1 or #2. TMI Talking about money and politics over meals tickling guys who wear a ratty baseball cap, and ratty clothes for dates. Its not sexy. reality television and my real pet peeve (lol) why can't my cat empty out his own treasures from the catbox? If he really loved me, he'd do it. lol.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Jealous of Couples? Posted: 12/23/2008 1:54:00 PM
It makes me very happy to see a couple in love. Why would their happiness be a bad thing?

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Curiosity Kills the Cat... Posted: 12/23/2008 1:48:33 PM
I like to not burn my bridges unless the guy has done something really terrible. Some of my ex bfs are my close friends, but nothing else. Once they have cheated, I really don't want to be involved--- ever. Those guys need a heaping case of karma. Those are usually the ones who come back and actually propose marriage. But that's another forum. I say find someone you'd sell your soul for and hope they find it in their heart to love you, too. I want to be like those 90 year old couples who still hold hands and look at each other with that dopey look that says, this guy is the greatest guy ever. How did I get this lucky?

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Why do women date mutiple guys at once? Posted: 12/23/2008 1:36:41 PM
why is this even a forum? men do it all the time.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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what is the strangest thing you have encountered on POF? Posted: 12/23/2008 1:14:52 PM
guys whose introductory letter is an offer a foot massage, full body massage, or a hot bubble bath as a first date. That is supposed to help me relax. Uh, no thanks? block, block, block!

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Has the economy affected your dating? Posted: 12/23/2008 7:59:58 AM
NYJets, when you're a good woman from a good family, you don't think about your date being so cheap that he's asked you out and now expects you to pay your own way. Those same guys can't hold a door open, nor pull open a chair. Of all the dates I've been on, only one guy held the door open and pulled the chair out for me, and you know, things like that are free. Those small actions speak volumes about who a man is, not who he says he is. It isn't so much so much how much you've spent but how you treat your lady.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Has the economy affected your dating? Posted: 12/22/2008 12:19:24 PM
blk archangle7 --- LMAO about a guy who can't handle a $20.00 dollar date should take his broke ass home! and what's up with guys who date but then complain to their date about the high cost of dating? Like I wanna hear about how much you spent on a bunch of other women! You might as well say, I want to go straight to the friend zone because I can't afford a respectable date with a great woman. On the flip side, a great man who is momentarily broke could still be ingenious rather than cheap. The art museum is affordable and classy as hell. A cheap guy would still be the dollar menu-aire at McDonald's and griping away. Some guys never get it.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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stupid things that scare you Posted: 12/3/2008 5:10:42 PM
MisterStone, Life is good when you bring a banana. Catch Family Guy sometime. Chris Griffin knows all about the thing in the closet.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Are there any men looking for true love for a lifetime? Posted: 12/1/2008 9:58:19 PM
drumsafrican, it is the human condition to have personality (making similar choices base on preferences) and in this set of expectations, to choose a mating partner based on known sets of criterion (education, employment, marital status.) When the other person has successfully practiced deception, or elimination of relative facts (i.e. they are still married, they are gay, they cannot have an erection, etc.) it is not the fault of the primary party. Ergo, you have the right advice for the WRONG party. This is also known as "blaming the victim." I'm a psych and sociology major, but recognize that not everyone needs to jump onto the Get Therapy Bandwagon. I think we are here looking for the right person, not looking to be told to get therapy. We all wonder when will lightning strike and we'll meet that special person who we can't live without, but don't be so damned fast to put POFers on the Isle of Misfits.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Are there any men looking for true love for a lifetime? Posted: 11/24/2008 6:50:41 PM
People already have the love of their lives, whether its a good poker game or football or whatever. Find someone who likes the same stuff, and involves you in his/her plans. Holidays are when that love of your life should be at your side, even if you're not that serious for the moment. Best way to see what kind of nuts are in the family tree. Find yourself eating turkey with Aunt Bertha Lou instead of your sexy date for the holidays? NO EXCUSES: the guy's a real loser. If all else fails, I still say puppies and kittens are good companions, oh, and they clean dishes with pride.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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stupid things that scare you Posted: 11/20/2008 8:08:35 PM
"Planet of the Apes" Sleestacks (from the old series "Land of the Lost") Gnomes Rhinoceros suffocating Jellyfish, sharks, leeches tornadoes fire

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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What are your pet peeves...... Posted: 11/17/2008 4:58:11 PM
handyjason, eww. Why does Home Depot or Lowes do that?

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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What are your pet peeves...... Posted: 11/16/2008 4:58:11 PM
-people who gripe about snoring, even though they, too, snore. -taking the last Coke, toilet paper, Klondike Bar, or whatever and not telling! (oh wait, I do that sometimes!) -the mystery hair in my restaurant food -the snooze button. It's both my destiny and my curse! -arthritis - why can't someone cure that stuff already? aren't old people suffering enough? throw them a bone! -men who don't make coffee

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Are there any men looking for true love for a lifetime? Posted: 11/16/2008 4:52:39 PM
Hell no! Men just don't give a damn about women! It always comes out on the 1st or 2nd date, if you look at the signs. No wonder why women are grumpy so often, we're jaded... same story over and over. Men are content to be solitary and use their funds for topless dancers and rather than be mature enough to hold up a relationship that lasts longer than their cologne. Even when you think you have a decent relationship, you'll find out he's back online surfing for other women, or some other nonsense. I still have hope that someone wonderful is out there, but how long does a girl have to wait? sometimes I think getting a dog is a better idea. They like to play, don't gripe about cuddling, and every single night they greet you with a big smile and a sloppy dog kiss. Their love is unconditional. Find me a man with unconditional love and maybe I'd give the poor boy a chance.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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To love, honor, and... OBEY?!? Posted: 11/16/2008 4:46:15 PM
A man who is not a natural leader should look for an equal partner. A woman who likes the take charge type probably enjoys obeying to some extent. As for cherish, can you really cherish someone who belches in public, tells the waitress she's beautiful, or talks to you while he sits on the throne? Cherish is more difficult. A woman is going to react to the man and either cherish and/or obey if she believes in him. Once the trust is broken,only a fool follows the same path twice.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

Msg: 357 (view)

To love, honor, and... OBEY?!? Posted: 8/12/2008 3:38:37 PM
If he's not worth obeying, he's not worth having.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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DAILY QUOTES Posted: 8/12/2008 3:24:05 PM
Life is too short not to enjoy it a more than other people.

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Would you ever get your partners name tattooed on you? Posted: 8/6/2008 3:21:49 PM
my name should be on him, if he cared!

realaxin

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Movies: The Good, The Bad, and the Worth Watching! Posted: 8/6/2008 3:18:44 PM
The Shipping News

realaxin

Joined: 5/1/2007

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Are there any men looking for true love for a lifetime? Posted: 7/12/2008 8:38:46 PM
Lexus or Pinto doesn't matter, you have to get through a lot of turkeys before you find an eagle. Even then, you can't rush. Never know what's in the river card.

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