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Joined: 2/22/2005

Msg: 103 (view)

Fun One Liners Posted: 7/15/2005 11:19:25 AM
Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress. Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea. Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you. The secret to success to knowing who to blame for your failures. The downside of being better then everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.

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Quote of the Day Posted: 7/15/2005 9:51:48 AM
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits - Albert Einstein The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one - Malcolm Forbes The most precious of all possessions is a wise and loyal friend - Proverb No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up - Lily Tomlin Of all stars, you are the one leading my life through the unknown darkness - R. Tagore He who blames one to his face is a hero, but he who backbites is a coward. - Unknown The whole value of life is demonstrated when good friends are made - Romain Rolland A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the Lies you can invent - William Blake I am not afraid of tomorrow for I have seen yesterday and love today - W. A. White

Joined: 2/22/2005

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Gentlemen...could I have your assistance? Posted: 7/15/2005 9:49:21 AM
I am a very simple guy. I want a woman who is willing to do anything for me that I am willing to do for her. Obviously, everybody wants the honesty, loyality, friendship, blah blah blah. You see, I will do something for my girlfriend (if I had one) just to see the smile on her face. Even it is something I didn't want to do. It is a big turn off for me if I ask something to be done that is very simple, and she won't do it. I better stop now, because I could rant about this for hours. blaskist, good luck finding a guy that is similar to the girl I am looking for!

Joined: 2/22/2005

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Joke of the week Posted: 7/15/2005 8:53:14 AM
Two Irishmen were in a boat fishing, and one of them pulled up a lamp with his hook. The other told him to rub it, which he did. Out popped a genie. The genie told the man who rubbed it that he was to get one wish. Out of greed, the Irishmen replied, "I thought I get three wishes." The genie says, "No, that's not how this joke goes! Now, shut up and tell me your wish." The Irishman thought about it and says, "I wish this whole river were made of beer!" Poof, the whole river is now beer. The other Irishman says, "Aww, s*t!" "What's the matter?", the other says. "Now I have to pis in the boat!"

Joined: 2/22/2005

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A Pearl of wisdom.... Posted: 7/15/2005 8:46:21 AM
specialjen: That joke is hilarious!

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Fun One Liners Posted: 7/15/2005 8:38:36 AM
A company that will go to all ends of the earth for its people, will find that it can hire them for about 10% of the cost! Dreams are like rainbows....only idiots chase them. Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams. It takes 43 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile...but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face!

Joined: 2/22/2005

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anyone else been to drunk to finish having sex Posted: 7/13/2005 3:12:49 PM
No. I was too drunk to start having sex one time, though! I think I offended her....

Joined: 2/22/2005

Msg: 96 (view)

Guys i need your help.... let us girls in on your huy stuff Posted: 7/13/2005 2:49:08 PM
Well, blaskist is obviously a hater. Blaskist, the last time I had sex on a first date was in May of 2002. She and I just separated a few months ago, and are still very good friends. (I did not meet her at a bar!) I agree with a lot of what is being said on this forum. Guys picking up chicks at bars, and taking them home the first night are after sex. If you are looking for a long term relationship, then don't use the bar as a medium to meet people to date. I love going to the club, but am very reluctant to meet a girl there. Of course, we have to realize that decent people go to the bar, too! Just be careful. I would never ask a girl over that night, and I would never take a girl home that asked to come over that night. Hell, I wouldn't even get that girl's number. Someday, she'll be at the bar again, asking someone else to take her home. The only girl I will seek out after meeting her at a bar is if she gives me her number, or asks me for hers (I won't ask first). Definitely stay away from people wanting to hook up that night.

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