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travelgirl75459

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a pic-is a MUST Posted: 2/18/2006 2:05:26 PM
OMG!!!!! I have a pic of me even if it is the worst I could find and like they said u dont even have one!!!! Just tell us "the rest of the story".....please... my motto is never meet someone u dont know... especially if you havent at least seen a pic of them... but, who's to say the pic is even of them....just a thought

travelgirl75459

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fruit flies Posted: 7/7/2005 10:15:37 PM
lol.... how 'bout fly traps?

travelgirl75459

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fruit flies Posted: 7/7/2005 9:59:19 PM
come on guys i want to know ur thoughts about this .....

travelgirl75459

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Fun One Liners Posted: 7/4/2005 12:27:04 AM
i only talk to myself b/c i am the only one i can have a decent conversation with im not as think as u drunk i am im not an acoholic--- they go to meetings..... i'm a drunk i admit when im wrong...just never seems to happen if u tip a cow over when its sleeping does it still moo who sings that song?..... then let them sing it i hear voices and they don't like you how many men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? 4 ...one to screw it in, one to supervise, one to tell them which way to turn it and one to just tell them all they are wrong.....

travelgirl75459

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Noone of my friends could guess Posted: 7/3/2005 11:47:26 PM
the man with the girl is iranian (r u in)?

travelgirl75459

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tounge twisters Posted: 7/3/2005 11:41:31 PM
sarah sarah sitting in a shoe shine shop sarah sarah sitting in a shoe shine shop when she sits she sits all day when she sits she shines away sarah sarah sitting in a shoe shine shop we have a family reunion the end of august and all of the adults drink well, there is a game we play using this and whoever dont mess up wins

travelgirl75459

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An even MORE disgusting joke Posted: 7/2/2005 10:35:55 PM
knock knock who's there? little boy blue little boy blue who? little boy blew michael jackson....

travelgirl75459

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An even MORE disgusting joke Posted: 6/26/2005 9:33:09 AM
two guys went into a bank and busted into the safe but, there was nothing but vanilla pudding so, they ate all night long and when they left in the morning they said to each other "that pudding tasted kinda funny" little did they know..... it was a sperm bank they broke into.

travelgirl75459

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Blonde joke Posted: 6/25/2005 7:32:19 PM
hey sherrie, nothing against blondes i was one at one time myself.... just thought that they were cute enough to put on here

travelgirl75459

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When do you honk your horn? Posted: 6/25/2005 8:49:38 AM
I use my horn to get dogs out of the road

travelgirl75459

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An even MORE disgusting joke Posted: 6/25/2005 8:44:04 AM
that was GREAT!!!

travelgirl75459

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Blonde joke Posted: 6/21/2005 7:17:42 PM
This blonde went to a gas station one day and told the mechanic that she couldn't figure out why her horn didn't work. He got to looking at the car and found that it did actually work and asked her why there was lipstick all over the stearing wheel. That is when the blonde told him that she tried to blow the little horn on the steering wheel. Another blonde went to a store and was putting money in the coke machine ,she would push a button and a coke would fall out. She did this over and over for about 30 minutes when this man that was watching her got up and asked her what she was doing and she told him "DUH, I'M WINNING"

travelgirl75459

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The T-shirt I should have worn Posted: 6/21/2005 6:56:58 PM
kinda off but still on the topic.... I found a pair of panties at wal*mart today that said "super tease" I almost bought them.. I need a pair that says "get-r-done"

travelgirl75459

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The T-shirt I should have worn Posted: 6/21/2005 12:47:38 PM
i used to have one that i got from gadzooks that said i can hear voices and they don't like u

travelgirl75459

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fruit flies Posted: 6/21/2005 12:37:40 PM
ok this is gross so, don't read it unless ur brave enough to do so..... my dad told me this joke about 6 yrs ago..... this 80 yr old virgin lady goes to the doctor because she has this really bad itch downstairs after doing some test the doctor tells here that she has crabs. well, being 80 she tells him that she is a virgin and she can't have crabs.she don't believe him so she goes to another doctor and he tells her the same thing. she gets even madder and decides one more doctor should tell her something different so,she goes to another doctor and tells her what has happened and after a few minutes of talking with his nurses he comes back and tells her that her cherry has rotted and she has fruit flies. told u it was GROSS

travelgirl75459

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Name change for a few good laughs Posted: 6/21/2005 12:15:27 PM
that ones funny artieshere..... and i thought that mine was bad

travelgirl75459

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Oh Well Posted: 6/21/2005 12:10:14 PM
I know how u feel....I have been there myself.... I just decided that I could use someone to talk to so, I came here and found several people to talk to. I have got alot off of my chest just by speaking my mind in the forums good luck to ya and it will all be better in the long run, lodainer

travelgirl75459

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Keep Your Fork Posted: 6/21/2005 12:06:01 PM
i would like to know what u guys and gals think about it.....

travelgirl75459

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36 things you'll never hear from a redneck. Posted: 6/21/2005 11:52:49 AM
i know a redneck wouldn't say "i think it's about time to shave my head"

travelgirl75459

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what do you want to be buried with to make the after-life eternally endurable? Posted: 6/21/2005 11:49:45 AM
a family portrait, my fav cd's, a budweiser ( has to be longneck though), my kiddos if they die with me (knock on wood that dont happen), and my moms fav jewelry

travelgirl75459

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Rules for women Posted: 6/21/2005 11:41:33 AM
that is soooo funny...i will have to try it sometime

travelgirl75459

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After orgasm sensitivity Posted: 6/21/2005 9:00:24 AM
I can go over and over but, when a guy gets my legs to shakin' they get scared... I can go until I am sore...

travelgirl75459

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Why is it always about getting laid? Posted: 6/21/2005 8:56:22 AM
shoot I am just in it for the friendship.... who needs to get laid? they have to be my friend first and then we can see about getting laid

travelgirl75459

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Keep Your Fork Posted: 6/21/2005 8:53:49 AM
just thought y'all might like this

travelgirl75459

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Keep Your Fork Posted: 6/21/2005 8:51:44 AM
A woman was diagnosed with a terminal illness. She asked her pastor to come to her home to discuss her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted at her funeral, and what scriptures to be read and which outfit she wanted to be buried in. Then she said,"One more thing. I want to be buried with a fork in my hand." The pastor was surprised. The woman explained, "In all my years of attending church socials and potluck dinners. I always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, "keep your fork". It was my favorite time, because I knew that something better was coming, like velvety chocolate cake or deep dish apple pie - something wonderful. So, I want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand and wonder. "What's with the fork"? Then I want you to tell them, "Keep your fork, because the best is yet to come". The pastor's eyes welled up with tears of joy as he bid the woman goodbye. He realized that she had a better grasp of heaven than he did and knew that something better was coming. Keep your fork because the best is yet to come.

travelgirl75459

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funny words Posted: 6/21/2005 8:40:17 AM
penis where did they come up with this word why couldn't they call it sperm slide or something? you know even oblongus organus would have been more descriptive...lol

travelgirl75459

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hi people Posted: 6/21/2005 8:30:40 AM
i think that humor is funny b/c there is something that makes everyone laugh someone just has to find what it is. Just about anything funny makes me laugh... I guess u can say that I am easily amused.

travelgirl75459

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Some Viagra Jokes Posted: 6/21/2005 8:27:27 AM
that was good

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The T-shirt I should have worn Posted: 6/21/2005 8:11:26 AM
funny as hell.... I used to have a shirt that said I hate boys when I was younger and way skinnier and I would wear it just about everytime I would go out.... this one guy asked if I was lesbian b/c of it and I told him I hate boys not men...LOL I need to get me one of those shirts just to see the reactions....

travelgirl75459

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using my bra as a pocket Posted: 6/21/2005 7:59:02 AM
my mom puts her cell phone there where she can feel it when someone calls

travelgirl75459

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36 things you'll never hear from a redneck. Posted: 6/21/2005 7:48:00 AM
oh, I'll take a Bud Light..... eww steak and tators mmmmm chicken honey u got enough curlers in ur hair yet?

travelgirl75459

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Name change for a few good laughs Posted: 6/21/2005 7:40:06 AM
that's ok guys my new name is Cheesy Dippin Brains

travelgirl75459

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36 things you'll never hear from a redneck. Posted: 6/21/2005 7:30:19 AM
I am from a little bitty redneck town in texas and the only one that I have heard it the wrestling one from my redneck granny b/c she went to watch it and then went to Denny's to eat afterwards and they were all in there just laughing up a storm and the best of friends.... the only thing that I can think of that you wouldn't hear from a redneck that hasn't been said is : "kids don't look now, momma's got her boobs out" and "honey do you think I'm too skinny to wear this?"

travelgirl75459

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??????? Posted: 6/21/2005 7:23:10 AM
purring kitten nice work.... in fourteen hundred and ninety two Columbus sailed the ocean blue he sailed so fast he skinned his ass and $hit all over his crew. beans beans the tropical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more you toot the better you feel so, eat some beans with every meal just a couple my uncle taught me as a kiddo

travelgirl75459

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In the News Today Posted: 6/21/2005 7:17:13 AM
sorry one more i promise.... this one's kinda funny....LOL Robber Jailed After Using Banana As Weapon LONDON - Robert Downey had the mask and the attitude to be a successful robber. But he ruined the effect when he tried to stage a hold-up at his local bookmaker's shop — using a banana.

travelgirl75459

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In the News Today Posted: 6/21/2005 7:15:44 AM
NY Girl Scout cookie bust NEW YORK: New York police have ticketed a man they say set up a table on a Brooklyn sidewalk to sell Girl Scout cookies without a license. But the suspect's 13-year-old daughter disputes the account and says her father was only helping her deliver pre-ordered cookies in the neighbourhood.

travelgirl75459

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In the News Today Posted: 6/21/2005 7:13:59 AM
Hungry Man Holds Up Store, Demands Sushi TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man pulled a knife in a convenience store early Sunday morning and threatened to kill himself unless he was given a meal of the choicest sushi. The 68-year-old unemployed man barged into the store in the western city of Osaka after first setting fire to his nearby apartment, police said Monday. Newspapers said the man claimed he couldn't eat because his state benefit payments had been stopped.

travelgirl75459

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In the News Today Posted: 6/21/2005 7:12:14 AM
Lethal Sherry Enema A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday.

travelgirl75459

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An even MORE disgusting joke Posted: 6/21/2005 7:08:49 AM
that was funny got anymore?

travelgirl75459

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Some Viagra Jokes Posted: 6/21/2005 7:06:28 AM
I heard that they are comming out with viagra for women the only thing different is that they added a birth control pill to each one so that you can get all you want and not have to worry about getting pregnant the only bad thing about it is you have to take it everyday and we all know how hard it is to get you man to do it more than two times a week.

travelgirl75459

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What's grosser than gross?.... Posted: 6/21/2005 6:44:44 AM
u go to taco bell and tell them that the sour cream taste funny only to find out that it wasn't really sour cream but, someone has jacked off in your food walking in on your parents in the middle of 'the act' and your mom has a towel on his bald head screaming "go big daddy go"

travelgirl75459

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Penguin Car Trouble Posted: 6/20/2005 10:58:05 PM
that was cute....LMAO

travelgirl75459

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HELPFUL HINTS: Posted: 6/20/2005 10:57:01 PM
those were funny.... I think I will try the alarm clock one though

travelgirl75459

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Eight Words with two Meanings Posted: 6/20/2005 10:54:37 PM
Fiance women- future husband men- aww damn i just asked her to be my girlfriend

travelgirl75459

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he say she say Posted: 6/20/2005 10:52:17 PM
that's funny.... here's one.... old man says: honey why don't you get breast implants like that young lady has? old woman says: it would be like putting a new chanalier in a haunted house.

travelgirl75459

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Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down Posted: 6/20/2005 10:35:45 PM
is ur sipper busted or are u showing off?

travelgirl75459

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Is it EVER okay to cheat? (Thanks Terry for the inspiration for this one.) Posted: 6/20/2005 10:25:30 PM
all together now..... CHEATING SUCKS.... how would u feel if u found out that the person u were dating cheated on u? I don't like cheaters and don't like being accused of cheating. I was accused of it when I found out that I was pregnant with my first baby, and come to find out he was the one cheating on me. I don't thing that it is ever RIGHT to cheat on someone no matter what they do to u, if u don't like being with them then tell them that u don't want to be with them or at least let them know that u want to see other people.... I have a friend that he and his wife both have one other person besides each other and to them it isn't cheating they call it something like having extras.... swingers no doubt... NOT ME.... I am a one man woman and I want my man to be the same way. peace lodainer

travelgirl75459

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How many times have you been in love? Posted: 6/20/2005 10:20:21 PM
I was truly in love three times, the first one wanted me to move away with me and I wouldn't go (that one was my fault), the second I was in love with him and he was in love with me and he moved away and didn't ask me to go ( that was his fault), and the third one, I was in love with him and he was in love with me and we didn't do anything about it ( that was both our faults).... I don't know... I guess I am just bad at it when it comes to being in love.

travelgirl75459

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DON'T PUNISH ME FOR WHAT HE DID Posted: 6/20/2005 10:12:43 PM
I have been with plenty of jerks and I don't let that mess with what I think of the next guy I meet. Just be patient, there is someone out there that will be like me and not care what one or maybe even 4 guy(s) have done to her and be there for you. good luck and peace lodainer

travelgirl75459

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anyone in Odessa or Midland? Posted: 6/20/2005 10:09:43 PM
I am just wanting someone to talk to while I am here.... nothing more....

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