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couldweclick

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Cute quickies, funny quotes and phrases... Posted: 7/30/2009 11:51:58 PM
Why do brides always wear white... Because its always better when the dishwasher matches the stove and refrigerator. A man asks a lady friend...what do I have to give you to be able to kiss you? Her reply: "chloroform"

couldweclick

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Eliminating currency exchange rate fees... Posted: 7/23/2009 6:58:01 PM
I did search the net before posting the question, however the sites offering advice online…seemed to be for currency traders or corporate investors. I did find my bank (ANZ) has a Travel Card…where you deposit USD, EUR, HKD, INR into your Travelcard, this will eliminate the currency exchange fees charged on overseas credit card purchases and payments, tho they charge $10 each deposit fee.

couldweclick

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Eliminating currency exchange rate fees... Posted: 7/21/2009 6:06:51 PM
Any suggestions on how to avoid or tips to minimise paying the 3.5% exchange fee charged every time we make a purchase/payment on a credit card overseas or convert our own currency into a foreign currency?

couldweclick

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Are looks the most important? Posted: 5/31/2009 5:33:01 PM
Attraction isn’t a choice...the connection and compatibility you’ll share with a partner long term is more than skin deep. Save yourself time... include photos of yourself on your profile and only click-on to people whom you are physically attracted too! Keep smiling...

couldweclick

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come fly with me... Posted: 5/20/2009 7:24:00 PM
Men and women are created with only one wing, they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... don't let doubts hinder you from sharing love, because it's not everyday you’ll meet someone who is interested in you…who has the magic that allows you fall in love…and fly.

couldweclick

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the reason why so many relationships fail theses days Posted: 4/5/2009 7:32:29 PM
Relationships rarely exceed beyond ones expectations and commitment.

couldweclick

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a love poem... Posted: 3/30/2009 10:08:35 PM
You are my hopes, my dreams and my fantasies… My hope is to be with you, to hold you, caress you and to kiss your soft lips. My dream is to spend all my days with you and all my nights in your arms. My fantasy is lay beside you under the stars on warm, moonlight summer nights, to snuggle into you on the chilly days and evenings during winter, and to fall asleep knowing…when I awaken you’ll be right there beside me. My hope is you’ll know whenever you need or want me…I’ll always be there for you. My dream is to see that smile of yours every day, to hear your laughter, that we’ll tease and please each other, share positive passions and all the emotions together, if troubled, you’ll know I may not sense it, but I’ll be there to help you see it through, and that our love, respect and trust keeps growing deeper with every passing day. My fantasy is to share every day with you, every night in your arms and to wake-up beside you every morning, that we share a loving mutual understanding, desire with some occasional lust, both feel…whole hearted love and a knowing we’ll always be here for each other to share a smile, warm spiritedness or comforting companionship. Sweetheart…you are my hopes, my dreams and my fantasies…you are the one I love!

couldweclick

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still searching... Posted: 1/12/2009 6:03:54 PM
Love me without hesitation Trust me without fear Need me without demanding Want me without limitations Accept me without (to many) changes Desire me without inhibitions Share affection, laughter, positive passions with me & I will be yours always…forever.

couldweclick

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the reason why so many relationships fail theses days Posted: 11/3/2008 5:14:17 AM
Mystery in relationships, well that’s a damn good point! I heard a woman make a comment…once all the mystery has gone, most relationships are finished, dead! I’ve been sent some weird criticizing messages…one was for sharing to much in my profile, she said…the fun of a new relationship…was learning who the other person is! Another asked did I really think people actually told the truth in their profiles. And one stated… that “love” was just hocus-pocus BS….an attainable pipe-dream, or words to that affect. Getting back to…no mystery…pooof…end of relationship. I’ve read research that concludes most woman can do 3 different things at the same time. They can do it cause they use 3 of the 4 sections of the brain at once, so its safe to assume, it would require many thoughts all going on at one time. Since I read that, I’ve wondered, is that why women like or need more mystery and intrigue and spontaneity in relationships? When there is no mystery do women then look out side of their relationship for the stimulation that’s missing? It would be save to assume…well educated and/or quick thinking woman would need more mystery and they’d also get bored sooner? So could the best way of determining whether a couple will be compatible long-term…be IQ , “speed of thought” and “capacity of imagination” tests? Keep smiling…

couldweclick

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the reason why so many relationships fail these days Posted: 11/1/2008 8:20:29 PM
I believe the last poster touched on a significant point, the amount of pretence in today’s society, I often wounder what goes on in peoples minds when they compile their profile, as to why some lie or use old photos? Surely they realise at some point they will meet the person they’ve been chatting with, perhaps spent hours corresponding with, building up friendship & trust, but if they have lied or deceived…all that is completely blown away at the first sight of one another. Really vague profiles or those that say they don’t know what they are looking for are also annoying facets of online sites. If someone doesn’t know whom they are looking for or doesn’t share any of there interests, I skip them, assume they haven’t given it enough thought, they would waste too much time and they’d probably also make exactly the same mistakes they made in their last relationship. Yes…sharing chemistry is wonderful, but if a couple doesn’t share many similar interests, their relationship will end…about the same time as the honeymoon period mellows. Keep smiling…

couldweclick

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Acceptable height differences.... Posted: 10/26/2008 6:46:32 AM
Think everyone should have said their height at the beginning of their reply…I’m 5’8”…personally prefer woman who are about 4” shorter…I find them the perfect fit! When walking with our arms around each others waist it feels comfortable, another poster also mentioned the sex study, I know when I’m in my partner horizontal or doing it standing up…our eyes and mouth are at the same height it just feels so right. Said that to a mate and he said it was BS, however he is now seeing a woman about 4” shorter…said its like I said it was, it just feels so right…it’s a f***ing perfect fit. One poster said this height issue keeps popping-up. Height is probably more of an issue for guys, cause there’s the picking order thingy. Larger men simply command more respect and they naturally have a greater authoritative presence, this would therefore play a significant roll in their attitude, also the attraction & chemistry of taller women. (What’s the height of most of the bosses where you work) Also when you consider women’s primal instinct was to find the biggest, tallest, strongest male to mate with, who could provide and protect her family. Even tho the traditional rolls of men and women have merged in today’s world, but on a sub-conscious level…how does this affect the attitudes of each partner over time? My gut instinct tells me most woman still admire the physical strength of men, when hugged, held and when they pick them up…should we ignore this basic animal instinct? Plus we shouldn’t forget the fact, she can wear my clothes…but I can’t wear hers and that’s the way it should be Keep smiling...

couldweclick

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the reason why so many relationships fail theses days Posted: 10/25/2008 6:38:52 PM
OP I think its due to the lack of civil communication, integrity, mutual respect and contentment, there’s an increasing need/desire for passion & excitement rather than loving harmony. Adultery is now considered and referred to by many as just a...fling. ALSO…considering there is a far greater emphasise placed on sex nowadays and there are so many visual images providing constant metal temptation…do people just let their fantasies take over? If people stopped thinking…wouldn’t that be nice to do and replaced those thoughts instantly…with how can I put a smile on my lovers dial when I get home or what will I do to make love-making/sex different or better with my partner tonight…I believe relationships would last much longer.

couldweclick

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Kegels??? What exactly does it all mean?/ Posted: 10/8/2008 4:25:01 PM
Would care to explain? PC muscles…I thought it was the pelvic floor muscle? Are expecting mothers taught/instructed on their importance and how to do them at prenatal classes? If not…why not!!! Past experience has revealed only 2 out of 3 woman do kegels, (exercise their pelvic floor muscle) Are there woman who simple do not know they need to exercise? The woman that state they want a well hung guy, could they be asking that, to compensate for not exercising, don’t think they’d admit it tho. There are some woman who state there is more to sex than penetration avoiding or ignoring the issue of their partners stroking enjoyment…its all about them. I’m only average, so I can feel the pleasurable gripping difference between those who do & didn’t exercise the pelvic floor…even before childbirth…know which one I’d prefer to settle with. Keep up the good work ladies…for our mutual pleasures.

couldweclick

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the reason why so many relationships fail theses days Posted: 10/8/2008 3:55:08 AM
Reply to message 1. Could you be forgetting about respect & commitment? If a person has been chatting with someone for awhile they decide to meet… Expectations are naturally high…why keep fishing. If their profile is still up what does it say to the guy she going to meet… Good looking woman can get up to 100 emails a day. (so I’ve been told) Also why have emails coming in that she doesn’t want to answer or ignore. Some woman do have the respect & reply to say…thanks but no thanks.

couldweclick

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Simple things you remember about someone special - past or present Posted: 10/7/2008 11:56:41 PM
Their eyes, smile, the way they laughed, kissed and smelt…

couldweclick

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Are some of us destined not to meet the one ???? Posted: 10/7/2008 9:39:17 PM
To Chemistryiseverything Chemistry…Encarta’s definition…The spontaneous reaction between two people towards each other especially a mutual sense of “attraction” or understanding. A spontaneous reaction of “attraction“…is chemistry just another word for desire, passion & lust. How could we hope, expect to experience that spontaneous sensation for years? A mutual “understanding“…If a couple understood one another, it would be fair to assume they would have spent some time together…there goes spontaneous? So how long do you hope to experience the “chemistry” for…with the one? Sharing time together would naturally diminish the mystery, intrigue & anticipation of being together therefore, its save to assume a fair bit of the “spark” would also be eroded over time! I don’t mean to be negative, perhaps some of us need to adjust our expectations if we are ever to find, share…loving happiness.

couldweclick

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Best Jokes Here... Posted: 10/7/2008 7:29:58 PM
When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I’m so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

couldweclick

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happiness - what makes you really happy? Posted: 10/6/2008 5:12:24 AM
It comes from ones attitude & outlook on life, the compassion we hold for others, this was a good book the subject: The Art of Happiness…a handbook for living written by His Holiness the Dalai Lama & Howard C, Cutler, MD, printed by Hodder

willuclickon

Joined: 5/13/2007

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Need an opinion on my profile. Posted: 11/16/2007 5:45:53 PM
You sound too boring to contact...are you just wanting to talk/email or do stuff with others? Tell others what you like doing , what moves you!

willuclickon

Joined: 5/13/2007

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I feel bad when I judge people on their weight.. Posted: 8/23/2007 11:37:37 PM
Why should you feel bad about being attracted to women who have "self control" and maintain a "healthy body weight " Look at all the animals in nature, see any fatties NO. ( besides hippos and domesticated pets) It's only us humans that get lazy and fat. Bye the way, I like smaller boobs too.

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