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 Author Thread: So what do you go out to do by yourself?
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 67 (view)
 
So what do you go out to do by yourself?
Posted: 11/11/2007 12:35:25 PM
I usually shoot some pool or go play poker these days. I used to play golf by myself, (although you always get paired up with someone when you do that. Last night I went out and sang karaoke by myself.
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 308 (view)
 
HONEST Review of your profile here...
Posted: 11/11/2007 12:14:23 PM
ok your wickedness tell me what ya think.
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 481 (view)
 
Hollywood Director'll rate your profile...
Posted: 11/11/2007 12:08:22 PM
Ok Mark, I would like to see what Tinsle-Town has to say. Fire away, but DON'T break a leg, or at least don't break mine. lol
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 127 (view)
 
Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me!
Posted: 11/11/2007 11:44:24 AM
ok Chris give me your best shot.
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 14 (view)
 
over 35
Posted: 11/11/2007 10:01:34 AM
"here here" to (in englais) "the boss in texas" that drives me nuts too. lol

Ask yourself, have you ever said, "You kids turn down that damn music." if so, then you're definately not a KID anymore. Isn't THAT a good thing?

Then, ask yourself have you ever said, "Honey can you pick up some depends and geritol for me while you're out?" if not, then you are not as old as you were thinking. THAT is most definately FANTASTIC. Wouldn't you agree?


lol
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 60 (view)
 
annoying dating advice that you've heard
Posted: 11/11/2007 9:48:51 AM
You guys all left out the grocery store advice. "You can find a great mate at the grocery store." lmao

You: Hi there, I couldn't help but to notice that you seem to be filling your cart with small portions of food items. Does this mean that you are single?"

Her: Help! I'm being stalked by someone who is following me around the store while I try to shop for my grandmother.
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 102 (view)
 
What music are you listening to right now......(with a twist)
Posted: 9/22/2005 11:44:22 AM
Larry Carlton - Deep into it...in my pants
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 96 (view)
 
What music are you listening to right now......(with a twist)
Posted: 9/20/2005 10:29:31 AM
Walter Beasley...Coolness...in my pants

Off to work catch ya later
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 95 (view)
 
What music are you listening to right now......(with a twist)
Posted: 9/20/2005 10:16:28 AM
LMAO

I'm listening to a jazz atation and there is an artist called Euge Groove.

The song is...

XXL...in my pants
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 480 (view)
 
Gals Night Out, Guys Welcome
Posted: 9/20/2005 9:10:14 AM
I know that place. It's called Park Place Billiards, right next to Park Place Grill, which used to be Joe Dugans. When is this get together?
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 189 (view)
 
Fun One Liners
Posted: 9/13/2005 11:42:52 AM
If bullets bounce off of superman's chest, why does he duck when the villain throws the gun at him?

Ever notice how other people's stuff is Sh!t, and your Sh!t is stuff? (George Carlin)

(This one is a bit dirty, a friend of mine said it to my sister once, and I was shocked that it actually worked for him.)
"Wanna fcuk...or should I appologize?"
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 310 (view)
 
Introduce Yourself Here.
Posted: 9/13/2005 11:11:27 AM
Hi all. I've had a profile on this site for a couple of months now, but am still a kind of new to online chatting and such. Very open to meeting new people, so check me out.
 getyourjeff
Joined: 3/17/2005
Msg: 9 (view)
 
The wet spot
Posted: 8/11/2005 12:07:04 AM
Personally I agree with fellfromheaven, that it should take place in a more adventurous local then bed. But, if that IS where it happens, then you should both be so wet, that you can't even tell, and so exhausted, that it doesn't even matter.

If that doesn't work, get one of those throw rugs with a rubber backing, cover it and slap a clean sheet on top, and you'll never even know it is there.

PS: At least you're having a wet spot. A lot of women don't even know what that is. lol
 
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