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Germany next year Posted: 10/3/2007 7:04:27 PM
Thanks for all the input, and the offer. The cruise sounds awesome. I'll put it on my to do list for sure.

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Blonde joke Posted: 10/2/2007 6:49:51 PM
Too bad those pesky manhole covers weigh 200 pounds. We'll call her a really beefy blonde I guess. LOL

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World's Most Beautiful Hikes Posted: 9/30/2007 8:00:29 AM
Skyline Trail in Jasper National Park, Alberta. I've done it twice. The mountain views are extraordinary. Did it in 3 days, 2 nights. Is quite challenging in places, but well worth it. The main barrier is that the end of the trail is many miles from the start, so you have to arrange to get a ride back to your car, or go with someone else who has a vehicle.

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changing english in the eu Posted: 9/27/2007 3:58:15 PM
Very klever. I realy enjoyd that. Gutentag.

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Riddle Posted: 9/27/2007 3:47:18 PM
Nothing! Eat your heart out Stanford U!

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Best Signs.... Posted: 9/21/2007 8:33:52 PM
Sign in front of entrance to a country store I stopped at somewhere in the Dakotas: Cowboys. Before entering, scrape the shit off your boots!

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Animal jokes Posted: 9/18/2007 4:34:14 PM
Heard this one on the radio this morning: Three moles were in a hole - a mommy, daddy, and baby mole. The daddy wakes up one morning, sticks his head out the hole and says, "Mmmm, I smell syrup." The mommy mole sticks her head out the hole too and says, "Mmmm, I smell honey." The baby mole wants to do the same, but can't because the other two moles are blocking the hole. So the baby says, "All I smell is mole asses!" molasses, in case you had a ____ (hair colour) moment

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one liner jokes Posted: 9/17/2007 3:18:15 PM
Dumber than a sack of hammer handles. or, more simply, Dumber than a sack 'a hammers.

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Germany next year Posted: 9/11/2007 4:43:03 PM
I want to go to Germany next year, and I'm thinking about doing a bus tour. If you've taken one, please share your experiences, good or bad. Info about tour companies would be great too. Did you go alone? Also, anyone been to Essen? Would love to hear about the sites and sounds. Thanks.

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best one-liners Posted: 9/8/2007 7:54:47 AM
How do you make a hormone? Kick her! Lord of the Rings one-liner you shouldn't say at a dinner party: Tonight you will eat man flesh!

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Funny mispronunciations that you have heard......... Posted: 9/6/2007 2:52:14 PM
Does anyone drive a winnabagel? (Winnebago motorhome)

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Funny mispronunciations that you have heard......... Posted: 9/5/2007 2:55:54 PM
Let's not forget the classic... Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

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Funny mispronunciations that you have heard......... Posted: 9/4/2007 8:32:37 PM
The whole fam damily. For Stars Wars fans and animal lovers - may the horse be with you. More France-eh? - merci beaucoup = merky buckets - ici garcon = eeky garkon

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Retro Jokes Posted: 8/31/2007 4:14:51 PM
Remember this one from the 80's? Maybe it was already recycled by then? Teacher: compose a sentence using the following 3 words: defence, defeat, and detail. Student: dee cow jumped over dee fence - dee feet before dee tail. Please share yours.

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