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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex?
Posted: 8/25/2007 9:51:50 PM | OMG these stories are way to funny. I guess I have to share my stories as well.
Back in high school I used to spend a lot of time at my sisters house with the girl that I was dating. I was in high school and couldn't do anything at home because mom and dad were always there so we would go over there. One evening we were fooling around in the spare bedroom and she decided to surprise me with putting ice in her mouth while going down on me. I honestly have to say that I never saw it coming. When she did it I apparently yelled holy s**t pretty loud. Loud enough in fact to startle my sister and brother in law who in turn came running into the room to see if everything was ok. I don't think that either one of have ever moved that fast in out lives trying to find something to cover up with. My brother in law still brings it up from time to time.
A different woman that I was dating had a cat. The cat would usually be curled up on the foot of the bed while we were doing things. It was strange at first but I got used to it after a while. I guess the cat was getting bored watching the one night and decided to come up behind me and sink his claws into my butt. Talk about a mood killer. She couldn't figure out why I yelled and jumped up so quickly. She had a good laugh afterwards but the little sob drew blood. It took me a bit longer before I laughed at it. | | | |
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