|funny text messages|
Posted: 8/13/2007 10:25:46 PM
|a mouse finds a viagra tablet on the floor and eats it. 10 minutes later he's struttin round the place shouting...WHERE'S THE F**KIN **** NOW!!|
Mourinho's put in the world's biggest order for viagra. No matter how hard he tries he can't get beyond a semi!!
2 irishmen in the pub, Pat says 'if i sh*g ur misses and she has a kid, will that make us related?' 'No' says Mick "But it'll make us even!!'
Son asks his dad the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'. Dad said thats hard but i have an idea. Ask ur mum if she wud sleep wiv the milkman for 1 million quid.
um said yes. Dad said ask ur sister if she'll sleep wiv the coalman for 2 million quid. Sister said yes. Well son there's ur answer, theoretically we're sittin on 3 million quid, but realistically we're livin wiv 2 sl*gs!
What does a 9 volt battery and a womans as*hole have in common? You know it's wrong but sooner or later you r goin to touch it wiv ur tongue...
Wife reads an article, "wow a bull can have sex 3000 times a year.. i wish u could do the same" hubby replies, "ask the bull if he f**ks the same old cow'.
why r men so bad at sex n driving? because they always pull out wiv no thought of who else might b comin!!