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Ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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A womanese to manish language translation guide Posted: 10/15/2007 10:21:05 AM
Don't like movies where no one in the movie looks like me! Anyone is free to make whatever they like, I reserve the right to choose not to watch. Besides, just living is proof enough that there are differences!

Ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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Unemotional man of overly sensitive woman???? Posted: 10/3/2007 7:07:45 AM
This made me smile a bit..because I've been there! Sometimes we are waiting for the other shoe to drop. When you've gone through many heartbreaks and disapointments some tend to want to gather more evidence that we are in something good! Perhaps he sensed something from you that gave him pause. We posters can only relate our experiences to you. It is your job to find your own answers, my key doesn't fit your lock! You already know that some of us men are not that forthcomming with our feelings, so you have to pick your spots, and be creative when asking those kinds of questions. No news is good news!

Ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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Ultimate Guy Question Posted: 10/2/2007 7:01:35 AM
This has happened to me ...more than once! I just relaxed and cuddled. Started talking about other things while touching her. As soon as I was relaxed, everything started to work and I prolonged the foreplay, gave her some oral and completed the mission! Bond.....James Bond!

Ed2day

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Breaking the 'bad choices' cycle Posted: 9/27/2007 1:58:23 PM
I thought I said exactly that M'Lady! Chances are that we need someone to yell "look out!", because we've lost focus on what we should be doing. Insanity is doing the same things and expecting different results. We don't know how things are going to turn out in a relationship, but we do sometimes lose focus or ignore those red flags that tell us to stop, run away, retreat. Then we look like a deer in the headlights. Just one mans opinion!

Ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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Breaking the 'bad choices' cycle Posted: 9/27/2007 9:38:51 AM
Is there really an answer that would give us all insight on the same level at the same time? Perhaps the answer lays within each of us individually , with that being said we could take a little bit of wisdom from others experiences put them in a jar and go back and use when necessary. Sort of like medications - you don't expect a laxative to soothe a third degree burn, and if you do you are not using the medication for the purpose it is intended. I get plenty of help from reading you guys! Went ot the Dr. told him it hurts when I do this - he said, well don't do that anymore!

Ed2day

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is anyone really on here ? Posted: 9/27/2007 5:04:39 AM
Ok - alright already! positive reinforcement. keep casting your line!

Ed2day

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What are the true needs to make a relationship viable for the long term? Posted: 9/26/2007 11:51:58 AM
Hey Heidi - I agree! I want another WHOLE person to join with me, not someone looking for their better half!

Ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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is anyone really on here ? Posted: 9/26/2007 11:44:04 AM
Yeah! Talk about race, politics, religion and sex, and you'll get plenty of responses! Oh yeah, don't forget to insult all womankind!

Ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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Snooping Allowed If You Have Reasons? Posted: 9/25/2007 1:02:32 PM
Snooping is absolutly allowed! I hate it when I'm being used, kept in the dark or however you want to put it. Give me the straight dope and let me make a decision about how to handle things from there. If you're seeing someone besides me, then I may decide that friends with benefits is the way to go from now on. Don't keep accepting my gifts of love, money etc.. with me thinking that we are in an exclusive relationship..don't take away my options! One rule to always stick by - if a red flag goes up...investigate then verify, then decide on your plan of action. I don't fell guilty if in my investigation I find that you've wronged me.

Ed2day

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Wizard of Oz Posted: 9/24/2007 1:55:00 PM
Hey Veevee, that would be Evilene!

Ed2day

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Wizard of Oz Posted: 9/24/2007 9:21:20 AM
I think that I'd like to be in the Wiz with Diana Ross and Michael Jackson! No one in Oz looked like me! If you make a racial remark, I'll KYA!

Ed2day

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Va Beach Get together Sept 29th Posted: 9/17/2007 6:44:18 AM
Man, this sounds great! My sister lives in Va. Beach so maybe I'll come down for the weekend. There is a yound lady on POF that lives in the area.....maybe this is an opportunity!? I won't have problems because of my skin color will I? If this is something exclusive let me know before I make a date with the young lady in question and I can do something different!

Ed2day

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Is foreplay as important as you get older ? Posted: 9/13/2007 5:46:17 AM
I'm your vehicle baby, I'll take you anywhere you wanna go! ( Chicago) I love reading these forums, they are so funny! Although, sometimes the issues are serious, most are just folks not using common sense. Don't you hate going to a persons house and they don't have any books? Just paraphanelia laying around!!

Ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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Doggie Style Posted: 9/12/2007 12:47:19 PM
There could be several reasons: one inch pole in a 6 inch hole! too much belly! no idea where the entrance way is! keep the lights on!

Ed2day

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Is foreplay as important as you get older ? Posted: 9/12/2007 6:42:24 AM
Hey Diva! You do know that my post was tongue-in-cheek, right? I was being funny, you beautiful browneyed work of art!

Ed2day

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Is Oral Sex Wrong? Posted: 9/11/2007 9:14:35 AM
No! Women should be clamoring to do it! First, semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly enough, men know this! Our offer to allow you to perform oral sex on us is totally selfless! This shows we love you! The best thing to do is to thank us by performing it twice a day; then cook us a great meal!

Ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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What's this for??? [do men understand a woman's body] Posted: 9/11/2007 9:00:45 AM
Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it on your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to to videotape yourself while doing this and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and then cook him a delicious meal!

Ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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Is foreplay as important as you get older ? Posted: 9/11/2007 8:52:18 AM
You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to men is very stressful and time consuming! Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

ed2day

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Has being online toughened you up emotionally or made you more sensitive? Posted: 8/27/2007 4:29:04 AM
IMO. . this on-line thing has done both. Made me more sensitive, in that I now listen to what women are actually saying and not projecting my wants into the conversation. No unrealistic expectations! I've also toughened up because there is so much rejection and we humans hate rejection! It is also easier for those of us who have honorable intentions to really have meaningful conversations with those who truly want to get to know us! It's whipped me into shape!

ed2day

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just how the hell do you do it Posted: 8/24/2007 7:54:49 AM
Okay! Everyone all together now! We fall down - but we get up! Make a concious decision to move forward! Positive affirmation, spiritual uplift. . whatever works! Develop you own mechanism that kicks in when you get hurt! It ain't the first time you've been hurt! Remember when mommy said no you can't have that toy? You've moved on since then haven't you......well?

ed2day

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they say If you dont love yourself then you you cant love someone else Posted: 8/22/2007 6:36:24 AM
I kinda subscribe to that theory! If I'm full of self-hate, other people can detect it and are not inclined to be close. On the other hand, if I'm relatively happy with myself, folks can see that too. I have found that reading some self-help material, talking to people who have my best interests at heart, doing some positive self reinforcement. Most time when I start to feel lonely, I ask myself what can I do to shake this? I get in the car and start driving, or check the newspapers to see if there is an event I might like to attend. I've been clean and sober for 11 years so drugs and alcohol are not allowed! Once you've built a mechanisim to combat the loneliness, it becomes easier to deal with it! Hope that helps somebody.

ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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How do we end up being so non-compatible? [Valid Topic] Posted: 8/22/2007 6:05:33 AM
We are in a throw-away society! Once we've used the contents, we throw away the packaging! There are no free re-fils! I think that if we really want long-term relationships both parties have to really work at changing and/or evolving as they go along. If a woman tells me that something I've done hurt her feelings, I should not do it again! And vice-versa! Maybe I'm too idealistic!? There is nothing wrong with women or men, we need to find the something wrong within , and change ourselves!

ed2day

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i found a letter Posted: 8/20/2007 6:11:37 AM
Diesel - Is this the first time you've been hurt? Probably not! So, you already have your answer. Time heals all wounds. Just let the hurt run its course, talk to yourself in positive ways, reinforce in yourself all that is good in the world and believe that you will get over this and be able to live . As far as the letter, mail it to her, or just drop it in her mailbox with a short note, saying nothing more than " I found some of your stuff and returning it". Why wallow in self-pity? Why continue to suffer through this when you now know that she was not the person for you? Good Luck!

ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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I messed up :( need some advice Posted: 8/17/2007 12:31:25 PM
Hey Princess - First stop beating yourself up! Next make a clear choice if you want to rekindle or just sort of say " hey, you shoulda been on the other side of that kiss, it's your loss for being an a-hole last week!". Don't assume that he doesn't want to hear from you. Most times when I'm angry with a woman, after she calls me I'm happy as a pig in s*it! I don't want to continue to be angry! Take a chance and call, be honest about your feelings and let the chips fall where they may! You could try and add a little humor, it helps to break the ice!

ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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What's wrong with women these days? Posted: 8/17/2007 9:03:33 AM
There is nothing wrong! You need to develop a mental mechanism to help you to decipher those who you will click with on a deep level and the ones that you just keep it cordial with. Just like men, women aren't attracted to every man in a sexual way! They like to have guys that can help them, fix stuff for them, give advise so on and so forth, just like we do! Man, its not hard! I have tons of females that call me when they have a flat or want to paint their kitchen. I might want to have sex with them but they don't want to cross that line regardless of how close we are. ie they may feel comfortable being completely naked around you but not want to let you do any plumbing! Ya gotta figure it out! Keep fishing!

ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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Why do so many women like FWB with a guy instead of a relationship? Posted: 8/17/2007 7:20:52 AM
Life is just much simpler! There is no commitment, you can come and go without being accountable! Then there is the booty call at 1am. Or go on a weekend together and just enjoy each others company without life's burdens being intrusive! Friends with Benefits! No whinning because I haven't called lately! If I miss a birthday, holiday, Valentines Day etc. . .so what! No limit as to how many FWB you can have! On the other hand, relationships are hard work, but worthwhile with the right woman!

ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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Where are all the GOOD guys? Posted: 8/9/2007 12:01:33 PM
There are tons of "good guys"!! Depends on what neighborhood you're looking in! don't search the garbage for a good man.

ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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makes no sense Posted: 8/9/2007 6:52:12 AM
You are correct! You can love someone and still leave them because you've discovered they are not right for you. Even if you have the best of times and great sex it's when you're not horizontal that the problems arise! They rub you the wrong way, argumentative, have that "me first" attitude..etc..etc..etc.. Leave before your feelings are totally crushed or you become your "Father".

ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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The National Football League 2007 Posted: 8/9/2007 6:28:53 AM
Hey Nick, The Giants are a team with a lot of question marks on offense and defense. The "Fins" are probably the better team-all around. Pretty soon there will be european teams in the NFL - mark my words! Can you say London Cruisaders!

ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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The National Football League 2007 Posted: 8/9/2007 6:23:24 AM
Hey Mc, The AFC is stacked this year, the Steelers may be on the outside looking in. Although their schedule isn't that bad this year, they could be a wildcard entry, but don't come to Baltimore!

ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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Anger question for the guys Posted: 8/9/2007 6:16:57 AM
Don't believe the hype!! Was married to a woman with anger issues. Found out she hated men! The situation never got better, went to counseling, church, etc.. These are deepseated issues that need years of treatment and the person has to want to become a better person. Don't shoot until you see the white of their eyes!

Ed2day

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The National Football League 2007 Posted: 7/30/2007 7:00:40 AM
Have you started drinking the kool aid already. You gotta see the Ravens first before you think about winning the AFC North! Although, I do like the Steelers but they are in transition right now. Maybe nine wins for them this year!

Ed2day

Joined: 7/11/2007

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What I have learned at 49 about to turn 50!! Posted: 7/20/2007 6:15:03 AM
Since I'm 51 already here's a couple more: 1) illegal drug use / alcoholism = extreme danger! 2) Do not give your heart away, let them earn it! 3) Do not compromise your convictions! and finally. .never ..ever.. ignore the red flags!

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