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seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Funny Posted: 8/1/2009 4:32:22 PM
The funniest part is where you said "joke too short... joke too short" <-"damn, I knew we should have brought the tomatoes!"

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Indicators that the economy is bad: Posted: 8/1/2009 9:00:28 AM
5 is the best! Here is a few more: -Wal-mart is now the most expensive store in town. -The mice and roaches are forming a union. -A white produce vendor in Texas only would only take payment in Mexican Pesos.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

Msg: 11 (view)

why do all guys do this??????? Posted: 7/31/2009 3:22:17 PM
He read your profile and realized your not 18.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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What is the deal with this guy? Posted: 7/26/2009 12:52:58 PM
If you want him to remove his profile, remove yours, tell him you care about him, and tell him you want to be with only him. And leave him be. Nurture the relationship and let it grow. :-) Hope I was helpful.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Im being ignored again...:-) Posted: 7/26/2009 5:34:48 AM
Thanks to those that were helpful!

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Im being ignored again...:-) Posted: 7/25/2009 3:15:51 PM
I have noticed, especially with younger girls, that from time to time, they will ignore me and not speak to me again. I just end up moving on but its difficult ignoring my instinct is to persue. What do you ladies think? I know these girls really like me, that's why its so difficult to understand. I love all you mature, straight forward, unassuming women. :-D

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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just wonderin...whats up Posted: 7/25/2009 9:50:22 AM
Guys are not dumping you because you had sex with them. I like getting laid on the first date, its most comforting for me. :-) I'm certain there are other reasons... Cowboy Your an inspiration! ;-)

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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What is wrong when a guy just stop calling Posted: 7/25/2009 8:40:46 AM
It takes either a high level of maturity, or a strong foundation to build a commited relationship. All you have here is a simple misunderstanding and a little insecurity gone horribly wrong. If this guy means something to you a little kindness over a long period of time may resolve this.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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What becomes of the uninspired?? Posted: 7/23/2009 7:49:25 PM
Kick her door down, make passionate love to her again and again...if this doesn't inspire her, nothing will...:-D. Sounds like there is reason she coming to you with this, ya think. ;-) Second thought, try the door handle first! :-)

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Why does he keep popping back up! Posted: 7/18/2009 6:10:11 AM
You could cut through the negitivity with a knife in here... It sounds to me like love and passion, an unseverable yearning to be with you. It may not be in your best interest not to have kids with him, but isn't this what makes life worth while?

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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My hormones are killing my relationships... can u help?! Posted: 6/24/2009 7:12:32 AM
Its instincts...I can smell sex on you, and it drives myself and other men crazy. Like drops of blood in a pool of sharks.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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please help out =) Posted: 6/16/2009 7:34:49 AM
If a women doesn't turn me on, I wouldn't take her out. Dinners cost money.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Need a guy's perspective Posted: 6/16/2009 7:09:56 AM
If you really want some responses, change your description to: "Let's get a burger and a beer...I'm buying!" But having read your description, as-is, your going to be waiting a while.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Is he interested Posted: 6/15/2009 6:32:02 AM
I think you have it right Renie. Don't go fixing what isn't broken.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Do women really actually like unmanly guys? Posted: 6/15/2009 6:14:36 AM
I can relate ettien. I like Enya, Sushi, and The Notebook. And I also have more female, than male friends, which works out great for me. :-D Sure it may seem like I like feminine stuff, but its nice to be able to relate to women on some levels. If your genuinely concerned, try adding a testosterone building sport into your life style like boxing, weight lifting, or hunting.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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What do men respect most......... Posted: 5/4/2009 6:12:36 PM
If a women is; Upfront about her sexual intentions, Does not deviate from them, And is worth the wait, There is no bigger turn on for me. :-D

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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21 and still a virgin, Any advice? Posted: 5/4/2009 5:52:41 PM
OP, your a good looking guy with a very positive personality, its just a matter of time for you.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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An Ex started calling again - What does it mean? Posted: 2/22/2009 7:02:41 PM
If you let him go and he comes back to you, it was ment to be...sounds like love to me.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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more changes... Posted: 2/13/2009 6:20:32 PM
The problem with a professional photographer is it lacks heart. Its insincere. This is what I have been known to do. Put on some nice cloths, pay the neighbor kid 10 bucks to follow you around with a camera taking pictures. The pictures are exciting, sincere, full of life, and movement, and after all thats what people are looking for. 90% of your profile is the pictures.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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IT'S V-DAY! RUN! RUUUUUN! Posted: 2/13/2009 6:11:30 PM
Try doing something nice for someone other than a significant other...It will make everyones day.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Funny pick up lines Posted: 2/13/2009 5:51:52 PM
"If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?" <--All time favorite.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Making a move Posted: 2/13/2009 5:46:48 PM
Have to agree, lots of Hugs and Kisses. Have fun, it will happen.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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I made the changes Posted: 2/13/2009 3:18:52 PM
You need to get some better pictures. They are way too boring. Try having some taken playing airhockey, or sitting on the beach. You look like a stick in the mud. Pictures would make all the difference for you. Dump the boring dress cloths, put on a pair of jeans, do something fun, and have some better pics taken.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Experience vs Virginity Posted: 2/6/2009 4:28:14 PM
Too bad you dont live closer hun, I would help you out with that virginity problem.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Recession turns to Depression; Relationships? Posted: 1/20/2009 3:03:07 PM
Nows the time to be optomistic, instead of chasing after the dollar people will begin to value relationships and the people around them a whole lot more. I thank God, Its about time.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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It's almost Valentines Day! Posted: 1/20/2009 7:01:10 AM
She not going to give BJs, steak and beer on her birthday idiot. Some guys like flowers, I do. Not roses, try an arrangement of wild flowers or something like that.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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So it has been 3 days Posted: 1/12/2009 2:46:42 PM
Try getting some pics without the body armour. You might be giving the wrong impression...girls may think you plan on wearing it on your date. Thank you for your service soldier!

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Why is this so hard? Posted: 1/11/2009 6:54:30 PM
Dont mention your 2 cats, get rid of that part. Your son is fine, but hide the cats.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Friendly in the group, but doesn't call or ask for a date outside the group? Posted: 1/11/2009 6:44:37 PM
Come on, give the guy a break! He probibly really likes her but feels like she would be better off with a younger man.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Notches in Gun Belt Posted: 1/8/2009 6:14:27 AM
I have added women just so I can listen to the music they have embedded in their profile. Now I can hear that song anytime I want.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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I'm just a girl who can't say no....to him.... Posted: 1/6/2009 3:42:25 PM
He has gas. Im sure of it.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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WHY DO PEOPLE USE RATHER NOT SAY ON PROFILE Posted: 1/5/2009 4:06:43 PM
Because its none of their business.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

Msg: 13 (view)

Should I rekindle the relationship? Posted: 1/5/2009 3:47:33 PM
OP Running from the problems wont help. Because down the line, another man will take his place. He is pissed off because he could treat you like crap and get away with it. He wants to respect you, but your going to have to do your part by putting your foot down. Make him come see you half the time, and let him know that yelling wont be tolerated. You love him, he loves you, make him meet you half way, dont walk away. My two cents, good luck!

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Old McDonald's farm. Posted: 1/5/2009 5:49:14 AM
So we have a rooster passed out on the floor, a dozen excited hens, the farmer is eating omletes for a week, exmtlr is trying to milk a bull, Soft at Heart is raiding the farmers liquor cabinet and animals are running around everywhere. This is the best party Ive been too in a while. Just one question, wheres the farmers daughter?

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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What does this mean? Posted: 1/3/2009 8:13:36 PM
Cant say I have met a women that didnt appreciate a compliment. Sounds to me like he was trying to get a rise out of you. You flatlined on the date and he was trying to bring you back to life.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Old McDonald's farm. Posted: 1/3/2009 7:56:45 PM
umm....okay...We better put the hens back in the hen house.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Old McDonald's farm. Posted: 1/2/2009 1:28:48 PM
I must have crash landed in the funny farm. Who's in charge here?

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Need some help in my profile Posted: 1/1/2009 2:33:28 PM
Whew, is it getting warm in here or is it just me?

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Need some help in my profile Posted: 1/1/2009 10:14:02 AM
hmmm...could be most the professional men around your age are already married? Ive heard that complaint before.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Need some help in my profile Posted: 12/30/2008 7:40:22 PM
Your profile is fine. The only issue I can see is you are very specific about what you are looking for. You may have to wait a long long time to find your match. Broaden your requirements for more responses.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Is Ignorance Bliss? Posted: 12/30/2008 6:15:23 PM
Its a fact that people with higher IQs marry later in life...or maybe they're smart enough to know better. Ill take the low road any day.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Very confused Posted: 12/26/2008 12:32:35 PM
Calling women I dont know is excruciating for me, even with the ones I really like its very difficult. If I were him, I would check to see if you wrote me in the small hope you emailed and I would be off the hook from calling.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Would you consider this rude behavior? Posted: 12/23/2008 5:59:32 PM
I would add "must be potty trained" to your profile.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Would you consider this rude behavior? Posted: 12/23/2008 5:40:54 PM
lol, I think he likes you!

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Dating material vs. marriage material? Posted: 12/23/2008 5:38:45 PM
Amanda, your cute and homely looking in your pictures. Add a couple provocative shots, and youll get more of the attention your looking for.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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the one Posted: 12/21/2008 3:50:46 PM
Your responses have been typical of women and older men usually say a relationship is a lot of work and it is what you make of it. Sorry, dont believe in 'the one for me'.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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government bird feeder Posted: 12/5/2008 4:33:50 PM
Shellfishfarmer, the age of social security is just around the corner for you, so be careful what you wish for. nice story, thanks for the thread.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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THE MYSPACE DATE Posted: 8/6/2008 5:25:30 PM
Could have been much worse, you could have made it to third base before you figured it out. Beware the adams apple! Thanks for the laugh, been there myself man!

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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lady scorpio vs. man scorpio Posted: 8/4/2008 6:35:09 PM
Im a taurus man and believe it or not my most successful relationship was with a scorpio women. We complimented each other in every way the sex was incredible. Neither of us would ever back down so naturally it ended in disaster. The whole relationship was on again, off again. Moments of deep bonding and moments of intense lonelyness. Its true though, we are lucky we made it out of that one alive. She was certainly the sunshine and the rain in my garden. Won't soon forget her.

seanso801

Joined: 7/15/2007

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Please reveiw my Profile :) Thanks Posted: 7/26/2008 6:47:53 PM
Realgoodapple, I wish I could answer your question but its probibly better if I didnt even try. Good luck buddy!

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