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 Author Thread: Just a Quickie Please!
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Just a Quickie Please!
Posted: 7/27/2007 2:29:03 PM
There was a farmer who was wildly keen on tractors. And then one day, he suddenly changed, and started hating them instead.
Why? Because he had become and extractor fan
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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silly quotes
Posted: 7/27/2007 2:14:34 PM
For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the yellow shirts. - John Motson, BBC TV football.
I'm in favour of Civil Rights. It must be enforced at gunpoint if neccessary - Ronald Regan
anyone got anymore
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Just a Quickie Please!
Posted: 7/27/2007 1:57:01 PM
whats the definition of bravery , tempting a fart when ya got the runs
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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A Beary Bad joke
Posted: 7/27/2007 1:52:14 PM
one more i cant tell a good joke at all so i pride myself on telling bad ones
;) a man worked at an orange juice factory but he was canned because he couldn't concentrate
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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A Beary Bad joke
Posted: 7/27/2007 1:48:18 PM
There was a farmer who was wildly keen on tractors. And then one day, he suddenly changed, and started hating them instead.
Why? Because he had become and extractor fan
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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decorating arrrggghhhh
Posted: 7/26/2007 10:04:04 AM
i dont mind any technical part off decorating find it quite easy and sometimes i do enjoy it but painting to me is so tedious all the wall preping sanding yah wood yah under coat etc and you never seem to have enough pain lol or is that just me hmm
anyway finished it this morning woohoo
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Son Sleeps With Dad
Posted: 7/25/2007 5:09:13 PM
its probably not normal but that doesnt make it wrong :)
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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If everyone cared!
Posted: 7/25/2007 3:38:24 PM
i dont really care for the love online thing well not at the moment and i dont feel ill find it here but im hoping for sum good friends :)
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Touchy subject...single fathers in family court!!!
Posted: 7/25/2007 3:25:32 PM
we asin us males get parental responsibility yep from 2003
if you go to court and get a court order to see your child
at certain times etc and she stops you from seeing her/him at said dates using any sort of control that is domestic violence not to sure on the laws but had it pushed upon me 3 times but couldnt do nothing have your soliciter check the law for you know 1 should use there child to control you in any way shape or form ...last serious post ile ever post
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Getting back into dating????
Posted: 7/25/2007 3:15:07 PM

Find a guy with kids who understands and appreciates the sacarfices needed to have live with children...

i think this guy got it on the noggin i have my daughter from friday right till sunday every weekend and it is hard to find a female that understands my comitments and what comes first in my life . but i have dated women with children and what is hard is the jelling of the 2 ie we both have kids we both have rules our kids go by etc etc think in the long run find friends then maybe you can work into sumthing :)
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Hypnotherapy - does it really work??
Posted: 7/25/2007 2:56:21 PM
i havent been hypnotized but i have tried it once and what i can remeber of it is your subconcius is 90% of you concius mind .. mind the spelling ..your subconcious remembers everything and can hold things from your consius mind to protect it thats why when your trying to think of a singer you cant think of it but maybe days later it just pops up in your head thats ya sub consius :)
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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yep im a newby i think
Posted: 7/25/2007 2:02:46 PM
i have awful spelling punctuation and that cant beleave i been posting for a few days and only just seen this , so far ive felt very welcome here and hope to be here for a while please do check my profile and let me no what you think of it me personally i think its pretty bad
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Find dating harder now then 12/13 years ago...
Posted: 7/25/2007 1:43:03 PM
read the post now i think there are ppl out there looking for that speacial person every1 goes on looks as a imediate first inpresion im sure you do to
i guess today life is alot faster like you said you had your career i think that comes first in alot of ppls lives but i also feel every1 finds there goal if they go for it .
still like me last post :)
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Find dating harder now then 12/13 years ago...
Posted: 7/25/2007 1:34:45 PM
didnt really read the post that much but for me 13 years ago we played kiss chase lol and the girls chased us woohoo ... why cant it be like that now
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Is he not into me or what?
Posted: 7/25/2007 1:30:15 PM
i think maybe you should tell him how you feel , he has suffered a very big loss and somtimes ppl just hide away in themsleves ,tell him your emotions and how he is making you feel and im sure everything will be ok if not you will know how its going :)
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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decorating arrrggghhhh
Posted: 7/25/2007 10:44:56 AM
just another coat of paint mybe im on me third bring on the future where you just point ya mouse pointer at the wall and fill sorry just ranting

needs to be atleast 200 letters long so im just ranting and ranting and ranting lol
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 7/25/2007 9:06:18 AM
the funniest insult ive had was a while ago was setting up a disco for a ann summers party {yea i wanted to stay but wasnt allowed in when it started ]
anyway the place was full off women and there was a stripper at the end i had already set up and had been in the other bar , i went back in to set up a song waitlist to go auto before it started and when i got to the middle of the dance floor all i heard was i hope he ent the stripper
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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being hammered!!!!
Posted: 7/25/2007 8:59:08 AM

or take my brother.... his first xmas works do a few years ago
his boss got him wrecked, he came home at whatever time needed the loo and thought mum n dads room was it! needless to say he peed in the wardrobe, on me dads head, on the remote control and in me dads slippers ha ha ha. good job they saw the funny side after the cleaning up lol

i have a friend who done that he sleepwalks when he has had to much to drink and at the time he was staying at his new girlfriends parents house he went and peed in the wardrobe and there moms jewlarey lol they still togeher now have have a son

me on the other hand was a few years ago think i was 18 went to gran caneria done this 18 ta 30s boat crusie got back was very drunk went to a bar named flanigans and ppl were downing pints of wat i think were white russians so being drunk and young thought hey ill have sum of that and did felt it start to come back up straight away so i ran to the toilet and i cant get in so ive gone to a restauarant down stairs , and well know toilet so ive turned back and theres all these ppl eating there meals on either side of me and i felt it all come up but silly me put my hands over my mouth and sprayed it at the same time as running think i got quite a few ppl remember looking back to see waiters chasing me so hid in a burger restaurant lol anyway if any of you were in that restaurant im sorry it still haunts me to this day as im guessing it does you
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Work Excuses
Posted: 7/25/2007 8:45:12 AM
this is my kinda thread
i have used the crap myself 1 for being an hour late lol your right they dont question it
other lame excuses i have used are i was tired


forgot it was my shift
and save the best for last on my sick form i filled in i was sick of said company
yeah i dont work there any more . didnt get fired though ha ha
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Little Known Facts about Mr T
Posted: 7/25/2007 8:37:03 AM

One day when Mr. T was just a little T doing push-ups on the schoolyard, he heard some kids singing "I'm a little tea-pot." Thinking those kids were tarnishing his reputation by associating T and pot, mini Mr. T proceeded to rip off the kids' handles and dislocate their spouts before tipping them over and knocking them out.


this had me rolling all over the floor
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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the useless information thread
Posted: 7/25/2007 8:29:07 AM
had idiot strings when i was a kid and the blessed all in 1 suits lol walking round like a scarecrow

The strongest any liquor can be is 190 proof. This means the drink is a little more than 97 percent alcohol. think that'll put hairs on ya tounge let alone yah chest wooooo
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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the useless information thread
Posted: 7/23/2007 6:31:34 PM
one more before i let this go to bed
The walrus has the largest penis of any land animal, measuring 24.5 inches when erect
im not to sure but a female pig can have 11 orgasms ..wow

it takes 3 days to create male sperm
for the first 3 months every 1 starts out as a woman thats why men have nipples
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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the useless information thread
Posted: 7/23/2007 3:28:18 PM
my first thread
The following are the elements that make up a 154-pound man:
100 pounds of oxygen
27.72 pounds of carbon
15.4 pounds of hydrogen
4.62 pounds of nitrogen
2.31 pounds of calcium
1.54 pounds of phosphorous
0.54 pounds of potassium
0.35 pounds of sulfur
0.23 pounds of chlorine
0.23 pounds of sodium
0.007 pounds of magnesium
0.0006 pounds of iron
.0045 pounds of manganese
Tiny traces of zinc, copper, fluorine, silicon and iodine
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Funny Names For Kids
Posted: 7/23/2007 3:04:33 PM
just half choked to death with laughter reading sum 1 changed there name to sausage pmsl omg thats just to funny i might do it myself lol
 supated
Joined: 7/19/2007
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Terror Threat
Posted: 7/23/2007 2:53:15 PM
made me laugh ,bloody good show :P
 
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