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ladymidnight223

Joined: 7/20/2007

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I need some help or advice please!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted: 8/12/2008 10:52:06 AM
One short EMAIL (text is kine of brutal) that says: Dear Bobo, I cannot talk with you anymore. Take care of yourself. xxxxxxxx Then, you know what you have to do. It hurts but stay busy. Best wishes.

ladymidnight223

Joined: 7/20/2007

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POF SPEAK...?? Posted: 8/1/2008 10:14:03 AM
When I read the OPs first post, I thought it was just intended to be funny, but as I read on in the thread, maybe it was meant seriously (haha) and maybe some people are taking it that way. With the intention of HUMOR, I submit these Truth in Internet Dating Terms: INTERNET DATING CODE WORDS: THE TRUTH FIRST THE LADIES 40-ish.................. 49 Adventurous............. Had more partners than you ever will Allergic to Children.... Uses her personality as birth control Athletic................ Flat chested Average looking......... Toothless crone Beautiful............... Pathological liar Contagious Smile........ Bring your penicillin Educated................ Knows about alien visitations Emotionally Secure...... Emotional vampire Feminist................ Housework aversive Free spirit............. Substance abuser Friendship first........ Trying to live down 'easy' reputation Fun..................... Medicated Gentle.................. You won't see the ax coming Good Listener........... Especially for key words like BMW, stock options,fully vested, etc. New Age................. All body hair all the time Old-fashioned........... Lights out, missionary position only Open-minded............. Desperate Outgoing................ Flirts with all of your friends Passionate.............. Anger management problem Poet.................... Manic depressive Professional............ Workaholic Reubenesque............. Grossly overweight Romantic................ Looks better by candle light Voluptuous.............. Very fat HWP..................... Only if she was 8 feet tall Wants Soul mate......... One step away from stalking Young at heart.......... In second childhood THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST 40-ish.................. 52 and looking for a 25-yr-old 40-ish and great lover.. Thinks he remembers how Athletic................ Not 6-pack abs, but can lift a 6 pack Average looking......... Toothless geezer Cultured.................Occasionally drinks an imported beer Educated................ Will always treat you like an idiot Free Spirit............. Sleeps with your sister Friendship first........ For the first 10 minutes or so Fun..................... Requires adult supervision Good looking............ Deluded Honest.................. Pathological liar Huggable teddybear...... Overweight, insecure Mature.................. Old Open-minded............. Wants to sleep with you and your sister Physically fit.......... Has an expired gym membership card Poet.................... Will say anything to get laid Spiritual...............Spiritual advisor is a bartender Stable.................. Maxed out credit cards and can't quit job Thoughtful.............. Says "please" when demanding a beer Romantic................Candlelight,because light bulb burned out lol. I am not so much beautiful as I am average looking.

ladymidnight223

Joined: 7/20/2007

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I think it's great...she's not satisfied...what do we do? Posted: 7/25/2008 3:13:36 AM
hahaha bring a sandwich to the table as a back up food supply! Hilarious.

ladymidnight223

Joined: 7/20/2007

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How to convince a mature woman Posted: 6/29/2008 7:26:00 PM
OP, your profile looks like that of a gamer itself. No pic, Masters degree but ready to up and move, kids unsure, etc etc. When a younger man contacts me and their ONLY stated reason is because I am older, I think, what's up with that? I enjoy contacts of any age who contact me because they find something in my profile they like. But someone who just wants older? Why? I'm Mommy? Because we are not likely to want to marry? We are so desperate we don't care what you look like? In your case OP, it feels like you want an old woman with enough money to bring you to the states, sight unseen. lol Good luck with that.

ladymidnight223

Joined: 7/20/2007

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Ultimate Apple Crisp Recipe Posted: 3/24/2008 5:01:11 PM
OP is only 23, I think that explains what happened.

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