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 Author Thread: He says this isn't abuse???
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 56 (view)
 
He says this isn't abuse???
Posted: 12/27/2008 8:05:06 PM
Sounds to me like the bully needs his beak bent and the Chiclets knocked out of his friggin mouth!!!! JMO.
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 43 (view)
 
Women/Men Who think you are HOT
Posted: 12/4/2008 9:10:14 PM
Personally I would rather see an Icon you could click,kinda like a flirt.
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 211 (view)
 
What ever happened to committment and chivalry?
Posted: 11/16/2008 2:17:48 AM
^ Just an old fashioned romantic I suppose?
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 210 (view)
 
What ever happened to committment and chivalry?
Posted: 11/16/2008 2:08:28 AM
Man Of Chivalry
A chivalrous man
Would pilot an air-balloon
Across the countryside of England
To the Magdalen Meadows in Oxford
And pick a one-of-a-kind
Purple Moon Carnation
And declare his lady
As his sweetheart
By pinning this flower
Over the area of her bosom
That houses amorous feeling of love
Only for him

A chivalrous man
Would navigate a boat
Up the Saramacca River
To the torch ginger cane fields
In the Amazon Rainforest
And bring back for his lady's enjoyment
A basket flowing over
With torch-shaped flowers
Burning with beauty
And use them
To turn their bedroom
Into a romantic paradise

A chivalrous man
Would drive a snowmobile
Across the snow-covered landscape
Between Norway and Greenland
To the U-shaped valleys of Iceland
And gather 861 papery white flowers
From atop the arctic poppies
And write upon them
How many heavenly ways
He will love his lady forever
As his angelic soul-mate

Man of chivalry, no more needs
To be written about you
For one only needs to behold the joy
Flowing like the Nile River
In your lady's smile
To know how happy you make her
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 124 (view)
 
WER'S DA MOS FREAKY PLACE U'V EVA HAD SEX????????
Posted: 10/17/2008 11:07:54 PM
On top of a English Composition book!! You should try it,It may actually help you! Learning through Assmosis!!
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 74 (view)
 
mythbuster needed...
Posted: 9/3/2008 9:35:48 PM
WOW!!!! Three whole pages of posts, over what? NON-SENSE!!!!! Can we move along now people?
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 17 (view)
 
mythbuster needed...
Posted: 9/2/2008 3:24:19 AM
It seems to be the same old theme under a different title. LOL!!!!!!
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
Plentyoffish site appearing to be frozen
Posted: 8/27/2008 7:26:19 PM
It's not your computer, the same problem is occurring here in New Jersey. Maybe the hamsters that provide power to the server decided to strike? LOL!!!!
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 6 (view)
 
is there a problem on POF today
Posted: 8/27/2008 5:08:55 PM
Here we go again!!!! What natural or man made catastrophe has occurred this time?
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 101 (view)
 
how big can a clitoris get....
Posted: 8/14/2008 7:56:06 PM
I wish I had spare time to sit around and ponder such ridiculous questions!!!!! LOL!!!
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 386 (view)
 
men in uniforms
Posted: 8/14/2008 2:43:38 AM
Hmmmmmm....... Screen name says it all!!! LOL!!!!!
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 310 (view)
 
What is a Real Man?
Posted: 8/4/2008 11:13:48 PM
Me read my profile.
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Waterbeds
Posted: 8/2/2008 1:11:16 AM
Try doing it on a hammock!! Now there's a challenge!! LOL!!
 Fire Hose 314
Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
What is worse: Marrying the wrong person or not marrying the right person?
Posted: 8/1/2008 2:36:13 AM
What's the difference? You end up losing either way.
 
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