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Would you seriously date a woman or a man if they told you that they did not give oral sex Posted: 11/30/2007 9:55:01 PM
Can't say that I would again, or at least not marry another female that wouldn't give.

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HOW TO SPEAK Posted: 11/29/2007 9:20:30 AM
Sam went to his psychiatrist complaining of a hatred for elephants. "I can't stand elephants," he explained. "I lie awake nights despising them. The thought of an elephant fills me with loathing." "Sam," said the psychiatrist, "there's only one thing for you to do. Go to Africa, organize a safari, find an elephant in the jungle and shoot it. That way you'll get it out of your system." Sam immediately made arrangements for a safari hunt in Africa, inviting his best friend to join him. They arrived in Nairobi and lost no time getting out on the jungle trails. After they had been hunting for several days, Sam's best friend grabbed him by the arm one morning and yelled at him: "Sam, Sam, Sam! Over there behind that tree there's and elephant! Sam -- Get your gun -- no, no, not THAT gun -- the rifle with the longer barrel! Now aim it! QUICK! SAM! QUICK! No! Not that way -- this way! Be sure you don't jerk the trigger! Wait SAM! Don't let him see you! Aim at his head!" Sam whirled around, took aim, and killed his friend. He was put in prison and his psychiatrist flew to Africa to visit him. "I sent you over here to kill and elephant and instead you shoot your best friend," the psychiatrist said. "Why?" "Well," Sam replied, "there's only one thing in the world that I hate more than elephants and that is a loudmouth know-it-all!"

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Ok - only religious joke in here... Posted: 11/29/2007 12:46:41 AM
One day Adam, while wandering around the Garden of Eden, noticed that all the animals seemed to come in pairs, male and female. He also noted that they seemed to enjoy being together a lot. So, he went to his special place and reported to God what he'd noticed. God, understanding his need, said, "Adam, the time has come for me to provide you with a mate. Go lie down and when you have fallen asleep, I will create your mate." So Adam wandered off, found a nice patch of soft grass and fell asleep. Some time later he awoke, possibly due to a bit of pain in his ribs, possibly because of the gorgeous woman leaning over him. Remembering the animals he'd seen having such fun, he immediately reached for her. Pretty soon Adam's back at his special place. "God?" "Yes, Adam, what now?" "God, what's a headache?"

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/////\\\\\ 6 Lines or Less //////\\\\\\ Posted: 11/28/2007 10:18:16 PM
TO wake one morning, Blessed be And hear that soft sweet melody "Good morning" whispered, sweet serene Tis simple things, ah but just a dream

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I don't do separated... Posted: 11/14/2007 11:14:31 PM
I am a separated woman and have been emotionally separated for more than 4yrs , but faithful until the moment I had the courage to finally end it with him I still can't figure out when the emotional attachment ended, I know when I recognized it as gone and should have done something then- but then again, hind sight is Twenty Twenty. I am 30 now, and there are often lessons learned in life. Now not only is it a very expensive procedure all around but a very long process when you have property to sell and kids in the mix . Property is out of the way, oh but then there's all the crap that was on it. Inventory, Devide, Decide Together, I suppose. No, that part hasn't been done yet but it would certainly help if everything was in the same state- working on that last part. Although , funny enough I do find myself not wanting to date separated men only because I have found alot of trully married men who say they are separated on this site and it is frustrating and discouraging . I can certainly understand and respect that filter. I may not like it right now; and there may come a day when I may sing a similar tune. Good luck to you as well and Happy Holidays! :-)

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How about estranged? Posted: 11/14/2007 10:39:28 AM
Well, I must say this thread has really confirmed what I was trying to explain to my estranged wife (If you don't know that word, please do look it up as I do believe it is a more fitting term in many cases). Most women of character, worth, or consideration simply aren't interested in a man who is "separated". I am not going to bore the forum with the details of my situation, but IMHO this principle applied with such a broad stroke is bound to toss more wheat in with the chaff than I would care to do. But unless you are suffering famine, tossing out perfectly good grain might not matter much to you. I am not ready to pre-judge someone for being honest about their marital status in the limited choices available.

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Heerrre Fishie Fishie Fishieeee Posted: 11/14/2007 10:06:36 AM
Thank you for the welcome, from reading through some of threads there is quite a diverse range of folks out there. Heh, the challenge it seems will be getting past the "separated" stigma until the details of divorce can be worked out. From reading the 8 pages of posts in the "I don't do separated" thread there is obviously some prejudice out there with regards to that status. I suppose the prejudice does assist in separating the wheat from the chaff, but I suspect it leads to more wheat being tossed than many will recognize.

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Heerrre Fishie Fishie Fishieeee Posted: 11/13/2007 9:42:50 PM
Howdy, I am very new to these forums- and the whole dating scene in general. Probably a bit pre-mature on the dating thing, but my estranged wife tells me "You should be dating." Not looking for sympathy, just explaining where I am at right now. (This is an introduction, after all). :) My name is Matt, and while I do frequent other forums on the web this one is new to me. I have been lurking for a few days, figured it would be prudent to introduce myself. (the wavy guy seems like he should be hello, rather than bye, but the graphic speaks for itself). Anywho, hello folks. :) Random observation about the post warning in the lower right hand corner. Maybe clarity that anything you post can not be deleted by yourself? I presume moderation exists on this board. Take care, Matt

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How long before women consider you separated? Posted: 11/6/2007 9:19:48 PM
D'oh, looks like we were writing replies at the same time. So when does that change? Do papers have to be filed, does it need to be final?

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How long before women consider you separated? Posted: 11/6/2007 9:14:10 PM
Very curious about this one as well. Seems like a bit of a double standard out there. Is the guy only fair game once the divorce is rolling, does the divorce need to be final? My estranged wife just keeps saying "The right one won't care," but the two women I have shown any interest in at work just stop me dead in my tracks once they here "separated".

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