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neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

Msg: 91 (view)

Strap-on dildo Posted: 4/8/2005 2:17:39 PM
lol I seem to remember we have chatted about meeting before lololol yeah, but being a good sub, i thought it was the done thing to let the domme ask? lmao ;) prolly we should take this to pm in the other place! ((( he hopes! :P ))) n x x x ;)

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

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Have you ever been loved? Posted: 4/8/2005 2:03:24 PM
fragilesoul! (((hugs))) [quote="Showbags"]Yeah i have been loved - by my ex i was with for 6 yrs. The problem, looking back, is i didnt know how to love myself, so i thought she deserved someone so much better who could truly appreciate her and all her beautiful qualities. She would have done anything for me and she was devastated when i ended the relationship. I have no doubt she totally and genuinely loved me. Despite my numerous and varied screwed up issues, how she felt about me is very clear. She is now happily married and i feel nothing but joy for her. It is what she deserves and should have always had. I dont know if i could honestly inflict myself upon another person despite the fact i would like to be with someone again. OMFG how many bells did that one ring? :( you buy those t-shirts at the same shop as me or what? ;) i know i've loved 2 people absolutely. head over heels, woulda quite happily died for them kinda thing. and i know they loved me back in turn. :) but i hated meself, for one reason or another, and felt so undeserving of it, that looking back, i went all out to prove to them why they didn't ought to love me! still beat myself up on that one. i have no idea how to define love, i just know i know it when it comes. :D it's all consuming, too intense to deal with at times, scary as hell at times, but in the main, it's just uplifting, and makes me glad i'm alive! :D neil x x x ;)

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

Msg: 48 (view)

snorting Posted: 4/8/2005 1:25:36 PM
((( completely pointless post))) ultrapig . . . i just pissed my pants! ROFLMAOOOO i never knew the wild boar / warthog / whatchamacallit was such a sensitive, delicate little soul, or had such a way with words! verging on a poetic little pig! i'll never eat pork scratchings again, honest! ;) n x x x :P

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

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Attn: POF kinksters...advice needed Posted: 4/8/2005 1:19:26 PM
{quote]D?s has so many variations and different parts to it. If you're interested in taking your experience to a real life thing and want a gentle intro to the BDSM scene then I'd say have a look on the net and see if there is a group locally to you that holds a munch or social event where you can go along, make some friends and chat to like minded people in a no pressure environment. If it's not a real life encounter but more of an online D/s relationship you are looking for then I'd still say join a site that is more specificaly aimed at the scene. what solstice said lol! anything in, lets call 'em less conventional sexual experiences, needs a good deal of trust on all sides, and the very very tiny amount i know about the D/S BDSM side of things tells me trust is the single most important thing involved. always better to look specifically at sites aimed at that, and do the social thing first if possible. much easier to click when you've actually met someone IRL, discussed what you want out of it with like minded people, and hopefully take it from there. :) best of luck. the whole thing scares me to death! :bolt: but scared can be good! :D neil x x x ;)

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

Msg: 89 (view)

Strap-on dildo Posted: 4/8/2005 1:15:40 PM
Oooooh Neil my friend, you do so need to come visit sometime! woo hoo! thought you'd never bloody ask! :roll: :D it's a little one though right? :eeek: i'm only little me! n x x x ;)

neilinpontefract

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sex talk Posted: 4/8/2005 1:13:04 PM
lies in any kinda relationship are "a bad thing" lol! course it's very easy in the heat of passion to believe what you find yourself saying to the other person, and sometimes you really REALLY want to believe what they say to you. it's very easy to confuse great sex with love, and so at some point the love word pops up. if the only time such things are said is during sex, maybe it's best to take it with a pinch of salt, and discuss it afterwards.. I've been out with guys who after a couple of weeks have said they loved me and some were disappointed I wouldn't say it back, but I don't think it's fair to lead people on like that, so I've explained my reason for not saying it yup . . . my last long term thing . . . i was pretty disconcerted that despite my declarations of undying love ((( :roll: ;) ))) it took her about 4-5 months to say it back! course when she did eventually say it, i was skipping and singing for weeks after! >> always best not to devalue words like that, but a tricky one that IMO. ;) neil x x x ;)

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

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Strap-on dildo Posted: 4/7/2005 5:55:52 PM
god didn't stick the male g-spotty thing up there for nowt you know! vibrating ones are particularly good! ;) oh, so know u wanna bring god into this? roflmaooooooooo not if i can help it! doubt he'd be too impressed do you? ;) neil x x x :P

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

Msg: 123 (view)

Were you ever so horny that,you wanted to taste your own cum??? Posted: 4/7/2005 5:53:41 PM
sorry i've only really read the title here and a handful of posts . . . sooooo many threads so little time . . . . lololol 1st most obvious answer is . . . well hasn't everybody? :dunno: 2d answer would be . . . . well kissing my partner after and still getting that lingering taste . . . :blushes: 3rd answer is . . . is it a bit like going down on your partner and kissing them deeply and passionately afterwards? :dunno: 4th answer is . . . i've yet to bring a guy to that point, but i'm working on it . . . . :roflmao: n x x x :P

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

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Why is this Posted: 4/7/2005 3:18:47 PM
OK why is it that a guy can be really good at oral and foreplay but rotten in the sack Or really good in the sack and awful at forepaly, Why do some suck at kissing but are great with there hands I mean are there any guys out there who do it all good. And why don't they take your hints I mean are we to sublte should you just tell lolololol hey cut us SOME slack eh? there's a lot to learn. could spend a lifetime twiddling bits and prodding bobs and thinking you're god's gift to womankind, but it's different strokes for different folks ain't it? just cos i was once good in bed with one partner don't mean my next will think i'm all that hot. the short answer is, just tell us, with a diagram and a pointy stick if necessary. t'is a lot of guesswork if you don't tell us what you like? oh for a vocal woman! ;) n x x x :P p.s. obviously, it goes without saying that i am god's gift to women, and i'm great at all of 'em. ((( yeah right! :roll: )))

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

Msg: 35 (view)

what do you think is Kinky? Posted: 4/7/2005 2:07:39 PM
oops double post. where's the delete button gone? :dunno: ;) n x x x ;)

neilinpontefract

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Msg: 34 (view)

what do you think is Kinky? Posted: 4/7/2005 2:06:46 PM
Hi Roody! Kinky well, I definately am but what I think is kinky may not be what someone else thinks is kinky if you know what I mean. Leather, pvc, lingerie, dressing up, dressing down, whips, floggers, spreader bars, collars, cuffs, BDSM and a whole host of other things interest me. solstice? i love you, and want to have your babies! :twisted: :rotflmao: ;) is there really such a thing as really kinky? ((( well except for . . . you know . . . [whispers]scat and watery stuff :scared: :eeek: [/whispers] ))) kinda enjoyed most kinky things i've tried, and they weren't THAT kinky? n x x x

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

Msg: 33 (view)

what do you think is Kinky? Posted: 4/7/2005 2:05:35 PM
Hi Roody! Kinky well, I definately am but what I think is kinky may not be what someone else thinks is kinky if you know what I mean. Leather, pvc, lingerie, dressing up, dressing down, whips, floggers, spreader bars, collars, cuffs, BDSM and a whole host of other things interest me. solstice? i love you, and want to have your babies! :twisted: :rotflmao: ;) is there really such a thing as really kinky? well except for . . . you know . . . [whispers]scat and watery stuff[/whispers] :scared: :eeek: ???? n x x x

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

Msg: 50 (view)

How much do you like intelligence? Posted: 4/7/2005 1:08:21 PM
oops . . . nearly forgot . . . back on topic . . . ;) one of the great things about getting to know people across the internet, is that all you have to go on is personality / wit / intelligence / whatever you wanna call it. i've rarely been disappointed when i've met people in the flesh, cos they've already stimulated my mind, and built up an attraction on that level, without all that shallow bullshit that's all too common when it comes to dating and sex. if you don't turn my mind on first, well the rest ain't gonna work! ;) n x x x ;)

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

Msg: 49 (view)

How much do you like intelligence? Posted: 4/7/2005 1:05:12 PM
o thank you you sexy..... good looking .....intelligent ............. Person you FRAGY me old pal wink wink Ill Send that Fiver off to you soon roflmao roody? if i said you had a beautiful body, and looked very sexy in a halloweeny kinda way in nottingham . . . . . . . . . could i have a fiver too cos i'm a bit skint and need to buy a kettle :bolt: :passionkiss: ;) n x x x ;)

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

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Strap-on dildo Posted: 4/7/2005 12:37:03 PM
30 percent wanted to engage in sexual power play with a woman with a strap on dildo. This last one shocked me. Why ? was it the idea of strap on sex itself that shocked you, or that 30% of men might quite enjoy the odd bit of anal play? course the REALLY BIG ones are terrifying :bolt: but a lickle one can be fun from time to time. god didn't stick the male g-spotty thing up there for nowt you know! vibrating ones are particularly good! ;) I have a strap-on I love to use. The men love it too :lovedup: ;P n x x x ;)

neilinpontefract

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Minute Men Posted: 4/6/2005 7:24:54 PM
There are ways of learning control if it's something that bothers you. i find about 5 pints of stella can be a huge help in this area, but only 5 mind. 6 or 7 pints is just asking for trouble! ;) n x x x :P

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

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Threesome Anyone?? Posted: 4/6/2005 7:21:40 PM
FMFs are a lot of work if the girls aren't into each other....apparently. so i've heard. :whistlesinnocently: thank god for bifems eh? ;) MMFs are great so long as you arent threatened by physical contact with the other bloke, which is kinda unavoidable . . . 4sums or moresums are even better! :) n x x x :P

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

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What about guys? Posted: 4/5/2005 9:34:59 PM
nope . . . sorry . . . i'm bailing on this thread . . . . try as i might, i can't work a wizards sleeve, or a melted boot, or a clowns pocket, into anything even vaguely resembling a semi humourous type post, that ain't gonna get my sorry ass whipped to hell and back, so i'm not posting owt along those lines at all . . . . oh know . . . like i'd really be THAT dumb . . . . :doh: bollox! n x x x x ;)

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

Msg: 47 (view)

Female cum Posted: 4/5/2005 7:23:36 PM
Ok the best way for me(personally) is simple, find the g-spot, manipulate it and stimulate it with your fingers and then duck and run for cover.......(Or wear raingear) gurlznotgrey i love you, and i want to have your babies! [shy quiet voice] what you said! :blushes: [/shy quiet voice] i take it we can assume tongues came into the mix at some point though, alongside a certain deft touch with the whole g-spotty thingumbob? just to try for the whole educational thing for the none gushers and potential plastic mac wearers out there? ;) n x x x :P

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

Msg: 54 (view)

Kissing Posted: 4/5/2005 6:10:13 PM
You look deep into each others eyes and your mutual hunger is understood. Slowly I brush back her stray hairs, with my finger tips, back behind her ear. My hand comes to a rest cupping the back of her head, but I don't pull her towards me, I come to her. Our lips draw close but don't touch, not just yet, I pause to savor the feel of her quickened breath on my lips. Looking into her lustful eyes, I close mine and gently press my lips to hers. We linger there with our lips pressing firmly together as our bodies draw closer in erotic imitation of our mouths. My lips part slightly as I feel her mouth drawing breath from mine. Our tongues meet and slowly caress one another, exploring, taking and giving. swoons bet you do all that tippy tonguey nibbly gently sucking on lips nibbly neckie tender caress gently tracing an ear lovingly stroking the full womanly curve of spine and hip and breast kinda stuff thing too dontcha you . . you . . you romantic fool you. . . ;) n x x x ;)

neilinpontefract

Joined: 4/5/2005

Msg: 38 (view)

why are men intimidated with sex toys? Posted: 4/5/2005 6:01:41 PM
I don't think most men are intimidated by the toys, but rather they just don't know HOW to USE them properly on or with a women!! Bring em on! hence . . . you girlies should be very firm on the whole toy issue, and show yer man . . well . . . stuff. [whixpers]course i've heard tell that some girlies like to use 'em on their fellas . . :shock: :eeek: and obviously that's just wrong, and twisted, and sick! ;)[/whispers] i hate them rabbits though. talk about feel inadequate? :rolleyes: last time i looked i had neither a shiny platinum penis, or lotsa kinda ball bearingy thingies, or two little plastic buzzy ears. hey ho ;) n x x x :P

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