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stageright

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Msg: 1498 (view)

Jokes, Jokes, Jokes!!!!!! Posted: 5/29/2008 9:55:47 PM
what's the worst thing about rollarblading? *tellin' your parents your gay...

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/21/2008 7:33:18 AM
*ATTENTION EVERYONE* please be patient. i'm was in the middle of a production piece this past week when my best friend was in serious car accident. i've had to drop everything and put all my efforts toward this matter. i will be back within a few days. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/8/2008 8:36:29 AM
THE ONLY THING I'M GOING TO ASK IS IF YOU VISIT MY OTHER TREAD AND PICK A MOVIE THAT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE IF YOU HAD A "FREE" TICKET. IT'LL JUST TAKE A SEC OR THREE... HERE'S THE TREAD UNDER CREATIVE WRITING: "Movies -- after reading these short, creative loglines, which one would you see?" HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR! SINCERELY, STAGERIGHT (CHRIS FOR SHORT)

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/8/2008 8:35:39 AM
ANGELEYES0629: love your pic's. simple. clean. like what you've written too. you'll find him. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/8/2008 8:32:04 AM
MELLOW MISTER: like it. you've put time into this. hats off. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/7/2008 11:05:44 PM
THE ONLY THING I'M GOING TO ASK IS IF YOU VISIT MY OTHER TREAD AND PICK A MOVIE THAT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE IF YOU HAD A "FREE" TICKET. IT'LL JUST TAKE A SEC OR THREE... HERE'S THE TREAD UNDER CREATIVE WRITING: "Movies -- after reading these short, creative loglines, which one would you see?" HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR! SINCERELY, STAGERIGHT (CHRIS FOR SHORT)

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/7/2008 11:04:30 PM
TO JANEIRO: bravo!!! we'll be at your wedding in six months, then have a beer together 5 yrs. from now after your divorce -- KIDDING.... hey, it's 2 a.m. and i'm still up!!! you're set, bro. nice job. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/7/2008 11:01:22 PM
SEPA ISIS: you need to spend more time on this. more pic's. everything. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/6/2008 8:37:54 PM
THE ONLY THING I'M GOING TO ASK IS IF YOU VISIT MY OTHER TREAD AND PICK A MOVIE THAT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE IF YOU HAD A "FREE" TICKET. IT'LL JUST TAKE A SEC OR THREE... HERE'S THE TREAD UNDER CREATIVE WRITING: "Movies -- after reading these short, creative loglines, which one would you see?" HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR! SINCERELY, STAGERIGHT (CHRIS FOR SHORT)

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/6/2008 8:37:12 PM
MSLAURIELYNN: more pic's. us swamp bats like 'em! i would write a little more about yourself and list specific interests. you'll find him; just be patient. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/6/2008 8:31:22 PM
MRKLWN: awwwww, a tree hugger -- KIDDING! love the pic's. now, work on your "about me" section a bit more. you're almost there. love what you've written thus far. each time you go back in, it becomes easier and easier. you'll find her! best, chris

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ok Chris Posted: 1/6/2008 8:28:54 PM
TXBLOND1: like it. the pic's are great. you'll find him, just be patient. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/6/2008 8:27:10 PM
LOOK CLOSER 1: nice job. pin up more pic's. you might wanna go crazy with your interests. i bet you have more. uncork yourself on this site. show her what you've got! best, chris p.s. star wars rocks!!! best INDEPENDENT and studio film ever!!!! lucas kicks any director's @ss -- not because of his storylines, creativity or overall film making, but because he told many studios to go $hit glass when they wanted to change is VISION-! he's got the motz if you ask me... proves big hollywood can get chew on gravel every once in awhile.

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/6/2008 8:20:40 PM
POINTLOMAPASSION: the second i read your name, i knew where you were from. i'm on the point once, twice a year. my best friend lives in san diego. we often look at the lights from up there. loved what you've wrote. simple. clear. to the point. now, pin up some more pic's. you're a beautiful lady, so show him. best, chris

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Msg: 1152 (view)

Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/6/2008 8:16:17 PM
BTOMS84: loved your profile. funny pic's -- tell a great story about you. your formatting is the most creative i've ever seen! i think you're set. best, chris

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Msg: 1149 (view)

Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/6/2008 9:18:45 AM
DIZZYFIED: waaaaaaaay too much, guy. i feel your pain in every sentence, but save that for a later date. focus on only the positive. this is self marketing. tell us what you're doing now -- not the past. you can't change that stuff, but you can change the future. read some other profiles, then have another shot at yours. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/6/2008 8:08:44 AM
MAPPINGMAN: i perfer the pic with you standing (looks like your work area). pin that up as your intro and see where it takes you. nice job!!! you've put some thought into this. hats off. you'll find her; just be patient. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/6/2008 8:06:29 AM
19JRM57: sorry; you have to put more time into this. i don't see any changes. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/6/2008 8:06:02 AM
19JRM57: sorry; you have to put more time into this. i don't see any changes. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/6/2008 8:05:49 AM
19JRM57: sorry; you have to put more time into this. i don't see any changes. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/5/2008 8:13:21 AM
THE ONLY THING I'M GOING TO ASK IS IF YOU VISIT MY OTHER TREAD AND PICK A MOVIE THAT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE IF YOU HAD A "FREE" TICKET. IT'LL JUST TAKE A SEC OR THREE... HERE'S THE TREAD UNDER CREATIVE WRITING: "Movies -- after reading these short, creative loglines, which one would you see?" HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR! SINCERELY, STAGERIGHT (CHRIS FOR SHORT)

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/5/2008 8:12:34 AM
MRSNAPHAPPY: for a sec there, i thought pizzy pk was in miami, fla, usa!!! i actually through it into yahoo to see where this park is. it would be a long drive for me! i'm currently looking to join a volleyball league. love your profile. pin up more pic's. i love the current ones; however, not crazy about your intro pic. i think you could do better especially looking at the other one you snapped. you'll find her -- especially with all those cool interests. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/5/2008 8:06:49 AM
KANSASGIRL07: you list some of your interests in the body -- stick'em in the interest section. pin up a few more pic's. i really like what you've written. you should be proud to be finishing a master's!!! hats off. i actually have one; go pounder that for a year! you'll find him. just be patient. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/5/2008 8:03:54 AM
SIXOFSEVEN8: i like it. work on the format. put some white space in. work on more of a variety of pic's too. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/5/2008 8:01:41 AM
TRISHA64: i like what you've written, but throw in some white space. pictures: work on these. i think you can snap some better shots. i like your intro one, but they're all the same. pin up a variety. also include a full body pic. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/5/2008 7:59:18 AM
PANDERSOJ: get pic's & great writing. you kept it clean -- nice! pin up a full body pic. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/5/2008 7:58:00 AM
TORCH: funny! have any more pic's...? you kill me.

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Movies -- after reading these short, creative loglines, which one would you see? Posted: 1/4/2008 7:43:15 PM
a man after my own heart!!! i quit went into search light, then was pushed to daddy, fox. actually, the way i wrote it, when the devil quits, the ying and the yang are no more -- you need evil to have good; you need a villan to have a hero, etc. wallstreet flops. insurance companies go out. you can see where this goes... my guy at icm got it in several doors before for the nov. 5 shut down. i just worked on a doc. with morgan a few months back, so he was pitched and is into it -- been told this before, so not impressed 'til i see ink... you are guilded too? best, chris

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Movies -- after reading these short, creative loglines, which one would you see? Posted: 1/4/2008 6:30:28 PM
everyone has been asking for, i quit! morgan freeman has been approached since he's played god so many times -- he'll take a look at it. i'm not that crazy about it since it's big hollywood. thanks! best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/4/2008 3:51:37 PM
MINDMYOWNBUSINESS: thanks... zoo called; ya gotta be back by nine. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/4/2008 3:28:06 PM
RENAISSANCE08: more interests -- list 'em all. more pic's too. love your intro pic; tells a neat story. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/4/2008 3:26:01 PM
MINDMYOWNBUSINESS: ...i think you need to fully describe yourself. you have wonderful interests, but i don't feel i know your personality enough. best, chris

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GIVE ME YOUR THOUGHTS ON WHAT MOVIE YOU'D SEE.... Posted: 1/4/2008 2:00:03 PM
THE ONLY THING I'M GOING TO ASK IS IF YOU VISIT MY OTHER TREAD AND PICK A MOVIE THAT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE IF YOU HAD A "FREE" TICKET. IT'LL JUST TAKE A SEC OR THREE... HERE'S THE TREAD UNDER CREATIVE WRITING: "Movies -- after reading these short, creative loglines, which one would you see?" HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR! SINCERELY, STAGERIGHT (CHRIS FOR SHORT)

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/4/2008 1:58:31 PM
TONY9876: the minute i read "tony," i thought of n.y. then, after reading more i had a soft laugh. "business analysis" -- yeah, sure. my cousin, "tommy two-chin" was a "business analysis" for waste management... KIDDING... love what you've written. your glowing personality comes right through. you'll find her; just be patient. best, chris

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ok Chris Posted: 1/4/2008 1:52:44 PM
QUIETCOWBOY: like your changes. now pin up some more pic's. expand your interests a bit more too. good job! best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/4/2008 1:50:54 PM
FAMILYMAN08: i'd pin up some or pic's -- a variety. like what you've written, but just put in some white space to break it up. best, chris

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ok Chris Posted: 1/4/2008 1:48:51 PM
PEARNBRAN: it's better. pic's tell a story. as far as pic's, i have my bike pic up because it's the world to me. if she's not into rollin', then there's no hope for a relationship. i'm not so sure girls are into pic's as much as guys unless there's a story there. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/4/2008 1:45:21 PM
MINDMYOWNBUSINESS: you gotta spend more time describing yourself. i would feel i would have to plan everything if i were dating you -- yuck... and get rid of your old profile stuff. it's the past. live in the future. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/4/2008 1:42:58 PM
REDECURRLZ: okay, when did you bold your "about me" section? unbold it. like the pic's. clean up the format and you're set. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/4/2008 1:41:03 PM
TAN Y DDRAIG: nice job. pin up a full body pic. love your interests. best, chris

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Movies -- after reading these short, creative loglines, which one would you see? Posted: 1/4/2008 7:29:49 AM
gotcha. yup, these are commercial. i need to make a living. love independents too -- actually, live to watch 'em, but they just don't pay the bills for ol' hollywood.

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Movies -- after reading these short, creative loglines, which one would you see? Posted: 1/3/2008 5:55:50 PM
Here's the long treatment for Brawny: Aquamale’s unfortunate death at 39 shocks the world; however, what’s more shocking is his story that’s expelled in great detail by Blashe, his older brother. Blashe, having lived in Brawny’s shadow his entire life, thus having a chip on his shoulder, is easily convinced to divulge a tell-all, don’t-hold-anything-back story to a probing expose interviewer (Walters type). We’ll find out there’s a whole lot more to the lovable hydro hero on who he really was: the radiation contamination fiasco, broken bones performing stunts, reading and attention deficient disorder, high school girlfriend pregnancy, drug experimentation, college flunkout, divorces, bisexuality, gambling, alcoholism and the real estate investment disaster. We learn the real story of this hero through his trials and tribulations and that Blashe carried him through the rough times. But when it’s time to release the expose, Blashe decides not to in fear this will affect the public’s relationship and trust with the other superheroes, but it’s too late… or is it? Just in the nick of time, a new superhero emerges—never seen before—and brings justice to the world once again and unmasks one of the biggest evil giant that has entertained us for decades… it would be done as a normal movie -- live people. and "yes" barbie waters would be holding an interview and we would watch a series of flashbacks. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/3/2008 9:53:06 AM
THE ONLY THING I'M GOING TO ASK IS IF YOU VISIT MY OTHER TREAD AND PICK A MOVIE THAT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE IF YOU HAD A "FREE" TICKET. IT'LL JUST TAKE A SEC OR THREE... HERE'S THE TREAD UNDER CREATIVE WRITING: "Movies -- after reading these short, creative loglines, which one would you see?" HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR! SINCERELY, STAGERIGHT (CHRIS FOR SHORT)

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/3/2008 9:48:07 AM
CHANTELLEROSE: nice job! switch up between the first and the second pic from now and then. you'll find him. best, chris

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Msg: 1093 (view)

ok Chris Posted: 1/3/2008 9:44:23 AM
HARDCLIMBER: like what you've wrote. now for your interests, throw a comma in between 'em and they'll line better like the rest of the profiles. keep cuyahoga live and well! use to travel through there a decade and a half ago. best, chris

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ok Chris Posted: 1/3/2008 9:39:46 AM
SWEETBLUEYEDARLING: like what you wrote, but add to your interests. one have one "lips" shot up there too. pin up another full body pic too. just be patient. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/3/2008 9:36:35 AM
NICHOLAZ: nice job. add a few more pic's. you'll find her. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/3/2008 9:36:23 AM
NICHOLAZ: nice job. add a few more pic's. you'll find her. best, chris

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/3/2008 9:35:18 AM
KAZ 1 CAN: wow... a lines of lines of writing here. add more pic's and make sure you give us a variety too! best, chris. p.s. sorry if i skipped you!

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Let an accomplished screenwriter rate your profile. C'mon. Try me! Posted: 1/3/2008 9:33:04 AM
REDDCURRLZ: nice writing. i would suggest to mix up the pic's more. a least one full body pic. best, chris

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