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terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

Msg: 5 (view)

Summer pros Posted: 6/29/2008 10:32:34 AM
With the heat I have found more reasons to be nekkid, take justifiable trips to Coldstone, BBQs with friends (yup, adding the heat of the grill to the already 100+ temps so you've got to add frozen Margaritas). And the best part of the heat, the folks you get to meet when huddled under ANY available shade. (sweating, not crying)

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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FUNNY OR SICK BUMPER STICKERS YOU HAVE SEEN Posted: 6/14/2008 11:37:50 AM
Beer Now cheaper than gas Drink, don't drive If your feet smell And your nose runs You were built upside down I got a sweater for Christmas What I wanted was a screamer or moaner And for my next magic trick I'll need a condom and a volunteer Dyslexics have more nuf!

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Is knowing how to spell or form a sentence no longer cool? Posted: 6/11/2008 8:06:41 PM
Asking for unity from those with an IQ over 3 is somewhat of a low standard, is it not? What is your expectation for EQ? I know many that can spell and structure a grammatically correct sentence, but fall far below the "norm" when it comes to dealing with life, love and happiness. The strengths of a person's intelligence will manifest in many forms and I, personally, am thankful for the uniqueness of people, it's the spice that keeps this world interesting.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Musical show-stoppers in men's profiles Posted: 6/4/2008 6:34:59 PM
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon The B:tch is Back - Elton John And King Missile has a few that would be musical show-stoppers in men's profiles: Detachable Penis Double F*cked by Two Black Studs Gay or Not Gay To Walk Among the Pigs

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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THINGS ALL MEN SHOULD KNOW HOW TO DO WELL Posted: 6/4/2008 5:05:58 PM
Replace the toilet paper roll...

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

Msg: 81 (view)

THINGS ALL MEN SHOULD KNOW HOW TO DO WELL Posted: 6/3/2008 10:12:41 PM
Looking studly while holding his woman's purse...

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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How do men perceive women looking into LapBand Surgery? Posted: 6/3/2008 10:00:31 PM
I know this question was posed to the guys, and given my real name, some folks think that I am until they hear my voice or meet me in person. Having gone through the planning process for this surgery with my husband, please be supportive, whether you agree or not, and make sure that there is a behavior modification portion to her program. The sad thing is there are a lot of hacks that just do the cutting and leave the rest of the picture to chance. This is not a cure all, and there are psychological changes that need to go along with the physical changes. You're right there are so many medical risks, there's a great group, Scottsdale Bariatric Group, their lead surgeon, Dr. Blackstone, is one of the tops in the country for reconstruction (after the hacks screw up). Their website was really informative, not only for the patients, but also offers answers/piece of mind for the family.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Teased for liking bbw's Posted: 6/3/2008 9:40:54 PM
Through the years, as the scale has fluctuated, I have one area that never gains weight but it has gained volumes. I am not defined by a number or a label, only by the limits of my own imagination, the power of my mind, the depths of my heart and the passion of my spirit and there ain't no way in hell all that is contained in a size 4 body. (Sorry to the smaller ladies, but once in a while the fat lady rants instead of singing!)

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

Msg: 105 (view)

Why do women post provocative, yet state that sex is not their desire? Posted: 6/3/2008 9:27:51 PM
Aw come on guys, you all know that we women can't make up our minds!!!! Or perhaps it's if we want the attention of men these are the actions that attract. Or maybe women have a better understanding that while we shouldn't judge a book by its cover this is what first attracts us. OK, everyone return to your respective corners, no more interaction, in the game of semantics, sex and seduction, there's something for everyone.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Blowjob....what should they call it? Posted: 6/3/2008 9:19:05 PM
Being a southern belle (if only at heart now), my favorite always was and will be, Whistling D:cksy. I saw it in an earlier post and just had a big ol' smile on my face, try keeping a straight face when you hear the theme song from Andy Griffin Show...Ewww!!!! Really bad visual, Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney and Opie

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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New TWISTER with Alphabet Letters Posted: 5/29/2008 4:51:13 AM
Every erotic embodiment entered egress evasively enduring, embracing exoticism ending ecstatically

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Orgasmic breasts Posted: 5/24/2008 6:53:19 AM
Yup Artful, men did get the short end of the stick...the females have more erogenous zones and they are intense.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Questions to ponder.... Posted: 5/23/2008 7:21:59 PM
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace? If inert is to be stationary, what is ert? If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown? And my favorite question to ponder........ If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is she homeless or naked?

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Questions to ponder.... Posted: 5/23/2008 5:42:24 AM
sdrawkcab epyt tub sdrawkcab klaw ylno ton si smurof romuh eht ni gnikrul scainiarb gnitaeb ot terces eht ,uoy haey ,Y-C TSSSP After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water? If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done? If a mute child swears, does his mother was his hands with soap????

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

Msg: 135 (view)

Guilty pleasures Posted: 5/23/2008 5:38:23 AM
You had to mention the sex with semi/famous people??? Add another to the list, time to go crawl back into bed before his wife misses him...

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Anger Management! Posted: 5/23/2008 5:30:28 AM
Thanks Scott, ROFLMAO, that is too funny. Hey write me, so I can give you my phone number I swear it's mine....

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Saying that a woman is beautiful Posted: 5/20/2008 10:09:02 PM
My husband always told me I was beautiful, my Ex never did, guess who got the winks, and more of the fringe benefits With all that's going on in the world, is it really offensive to compliment someone when it's sincere? Good gosh the worst the should happen is a smile and a wink.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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why do you go on 1st date so casual... Posted: 5/20/2008 10:02:09 PM
As long as you're wearing clean underwear or if going commando...

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Guilty pleasures Posted: 5/20/2008 9:40:35 PM
The forums, while eating Extreme Moose Tracks ice cream and drinking Kahlua....OK, I've said enough, now it's time to go crawl into bed with my other guilty pleasure.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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saying goodbye to online dating Posted: 5/19/2008 8:07:04 PM
ROFLMAO... I've lived your post SW.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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How do I become more active? Posted: 5/19/2008 5:59:04 AM
OP, not that I'm an expert, but I would like to tell you to start living life instead of waiting for it to happen. Truly learn to love yourself, I know at times we're our own worst critics, but we're worth the effort. We all have what others may consider imperfections, but our beauty lies in how we embrace them. There's a great saying “Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.” - Henry David Thoreau By the way, you've spoken eloquently, there are many women that will find a man who is quiet and passive quite sexy. It's not about being perfect, it's about finding someone who finds your imperfections perfect for them. Please stop trying to over think and analyze and just start enjoying your interactions with women, each one we grow from. I'm not sure about in your area, but there are groups and activities on Craig's list and meetup. I've found these are both wonderful places to find new friends and interesting events and give you an opportunity to meet new folks (and yes, "annonymous" folks are welcome too). You never know some butterfly may just sneak up and sit on your shoulder...And don't forget the laughs, they make this whole journey worthwhile.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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If you knew you were going to die Posted: 5/18/2008 7:44:58 PM
The night before my husband passed away, he told me where he wanted to be buried. That night we made love, and I awoke several times to find him watching me. When it was time for me to get up the next morning, he thumped me on the head three times which meant to come cuddle, he cupped my face and kissed me, and said "I love you so very much". I'm so very blessed to have those as his last words to me. So from that profound experience, I live my life without regrets and love with abandon...Would I do anything special, I'm still trying to live by it's not the number of breaths you take, but the number of moments that take your breath, good and not so good.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Thank you, poets. Who else will write one for Mother? Posted: 5/10/2008 4:04:25 PM
Mom, is a classic, one of a kind Always taking pleasure Always taking time Raising a happy family Even when more like a war Taught us to love unconditionally, To push beyond ego To Forgive As we had given before Stand strong in faith When being hit by a storm See the light in the other person Namaste, Je Tame, Amore She's a great lady, just don't drive with her!!!!!

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Haiku Game Posted: 5/10/2008 3:47:23 PM
body...mind of its own a spirit that soars on high none to capture, be free

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

Msg: 208 (view)

The Kinky Test Posted: 5/10/2008 3:13:22 PM
OK, 679, middle of the road, just a streak of freak. I think I've run into a few of the super freaks here on POF...

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Nostalgia Thread - favorite tv shows from when you were a kid Posted: 5/10/2008 9:10:17 AM
Rocky and Bullwinkle, Fractured Fairytales, Laugh-in, the Munsters, the Monkees, HR Puff-n-stuff, I Love Lucy, and the Carol Burnette Show. And that my friends began the dark journey...

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Whatever happened to making out? Posted: 5/9/2008 4:03:17 PM
Folks seem to forget those times in youth (and the lucky adults) spent in long passionate lip locks, that would get all hot...hearts racing, breath quickening, a bead of sweat, bodies creating the crescendo of passion, and it all started with a kiss.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Pets in Bed Posted: 5/7/2008 8:28:48 PM
With three large dogs, that wouldn't leave much room....they do sleep around the bed, guarding for any intruders. HMMM, could be why Mr. Right hasn't showed up yet!

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Is Intelligence A Curse In Relationships? Posted: 5/7/2008 8:25:19 PM
Intelligence and imagination are the greatest turn-ons. I don't feel that being intelligent is the actual turn-off, but that the know-it-all attitude is. I am an intelligent woman, turned on by intelligence, but it's broader than book smart, or deemed so by a piece of paper. Actually my preference is for those who have an intelligence naturally, through life.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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you got nice eyes Posted: 5/7/2008 6:28:02 PM
Smile, wink, then thank him.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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after 40 it is really hard to find a date Posted: 5/7/2008 12:05:26 PM
I don't have problems finding the dates, the issue is finding the dates that make you go hmmm on a continued basis, not just the first, best foot forward, meeting. Folks, it's not rocket science, just be you, it's either there or not, and the worst thing that could happen is you meet a new friend, or gain a valuable lesson.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Would you not be interested in a man because he posts? Posted: 5/7/2008 7:01:18 AM
I feel through postings you're more likely to see a truer glimpse of the person, than what you would see in the formal profile that took hours to write, and rewrite. Posts are more natural, spontaneous.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Can you actually, physically, feel a broken heart? Posted: 5/6/2008 6:48:46 AM
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Faith will keep us going until the healing starts to take hold. While some issues never fully heal, they then become a manageable memory. Each heartbreak holds a lesson in ego, but hopefully in the end a value to the enrichment of your life. I always believed that with each heartbreak we have to delve past our history, our ego, and love deeper that we've done before.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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What makes a woman good in bed? Posted: 5/5/2008 8:34:15 AM
Passion, imagination, sensuality, abandon and of course a partner with the equipment and stamina, to create a synergy, leaving her panting, wet and wanting more.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Is a man spending time with his friends a problem? Posted: 5/4/2008 9:19:17 PM
How do we keep relationships interesting if we know all and see all and present to the S/O the same old sh*t everyday. Both people should bring the best person to the couple. The caveat being the friendships are not detrimental to the balance of the relationship. There's an interdependent dependent synergy that's a wonderful bow to the gift of a healthy, emotionally stable relationship.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Do you ever feel regret? Posted: 5/4/2008 6:28:57 PM
Regret planning a vacation to Key West with...well, Momma brought up a lady. On the bright side I have an opening for a tour guide. Apply within

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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2012??? Posted: 5/3/2008 10:40:47 PM
Folks, 2012 comes from both the Hopi and Mayan Prophecies...Maybe I missed it in the threads, if so my apologies.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Sugardaddy offer Posted: 5/3/2008 5:32:00 PM
While the sugar daddies are out there, let's be PC and remember the evolution of the sugar momma after all the wives of the sugar daddies have money to spend too. Heck there's even websites dedicated to it now.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Do you like travelling barefoot in summer? Posted: 5/3/2008 5:25:08 PM
Personally, I hate wearing shoes. If I don't need to wear them I won't. I usually don't have them on at work, so when on vacation, not even close, though I take my cue from the city. If it's dirty and used as an open spittoon or urinal, well, I be wearing the highest heals I've got then.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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What thing(s) about a man make your heart flutter? Posted: 5/3/2008 11:30:08 AM
A Man's sexiest when - He giggles. He has a great sense of humor and can keep a girl on her toes. He can get under your skin in a good way. He is protective, making a woman feel safe, not controlled. He lights up when talking about those he loves or the things in life that he's passionate about. He's confident and can take on a strong woman (not btchy), not as a change project but a partner. He remembers the small stuff, and doesn't sweat it either. He remembers his dreams and lives them to their fullest. He can make your heart flutter. He can catch you by surprise. He can be sweet and kind and caring. He has intelligence, appreciation and integrity. He has strong forearms, shoulders and back, I know it's an odd one, but the superficial count too. *He can appreciate an extremely intelligent woman and laugh with her when she gets ditzy. And what aisle do I find him in???

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Do you ever feel regret? Posted: 5/3/2008 11:21:45 AM
No regrets, only opportunities to learn, grow and DUCK!!!! much sooner the next time. Life's too short and too great to waste on regrets.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Girlfriend Wants Plenty of Fish Password! Posted: 5/3/2008 11:13:00 AM
How about having her go online with you, creating a shared profile. I know that some folks like to chat in the forums. It may be time to decide what's more important a real relationship or the ones of the flat online world. While you mention you have a girlfriend, I will share from personal experience that some women just don't care whether you have a girlfriend or not. Those women tend to have the view that you're on here, and you wouldn't be unless there was something missing from your relationship. If your choice is your real life relationship, and there is something missing, how about trying to work harder on the relationship, instead of spending time in the forums or other distractions. I bet you get a huge pay-off.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Curvy Vs Slim Posted: 5/3/2008 11:02:05 AM
If you look at all the timeless beauties and pin-ups of yesterday, they are all statuesque. There is beauty in all and true beauty lies in a persons spirit, mind and heart.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

Msg: 319 (view)

HAVE YOU EVER DATED YOUR OWN SIGN? Posted: 5/3/2008 10:29:48 AM
One of my longest friendships is with a male Leo and I have to say, just like in the animal kingdom, so is the male of the sign - roar a lot, lay in the shade, a bit of sex, time for a nap. I've been married to an Aries and that was the best matching of signs. On the other signs, I've dated two Scorpios, one lasted over 15 years, the other, well???? While signs help to identify the traits of some people, people are individuals with their own history and the sign alone is no indication of the true being.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

Msg: 36 (view)

Can you ever totally trust the (ex)online dater? Posted: 5/3/2008 10:19:27 AM
I had met my husband online and when we were exclusive he shut down his profiles. He let me know he had done so. He said it was out of respect, his view was he would not check out another woman if I were there. He was a classy man. I've since had the other scenario as well. Someone who would not give up the online world. Swears it's only for the forums, friends, however, I've been clobbered twice now by his adventures in the pond. It's gotten so bad, I've actually had the unpleasant happenstance to meet up with one of his ex-conquests online on an events site. Time for this Terdle to mosey on and take her shell elsewhere. I guess the point is the online world is filled with both those who will be honorable and those who will play. Unless you can vouch for that person's integrity 100% there's no predicting the behavior. I know that in any future relationships, it will be a non-negotiable for me. I feel that's where the answer to this conundrum lies, YOU not the other person, set the boundaries for what's acceptable to you in a relationship. If they can't or won't honor your request/boundary, don't hang out waiting for them to come around to your view, this is not a life of scarcity, there's plenty of fish

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

Msg: 283 (view)

To love, honor, and... OBEY?!? Posted: 4/23/2008 8:26:50 PM
Being the Goddess that I am. I'd be happy just to be honored! Bow to me I'll say it again, a love with abandon and LAUGHS is what it's all about. Although today it seems more like love, LAUGHS and abandon.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Real Dolls - Documentary and thoughts Posted: 4/23/2008 8:16:07 PM
There is an entire culture, (men, women and couples) built around RealDolls. At over $6000, this is difinitive proof that some people have too much money.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Besides sex and sleeping Posted: 4/23/2008 8:00:56 PM
Sliding into dawg's 34940392840980230499 pillows, (sorry brought two of my own) sending them flying to the floor never to return to command central. The ellusive art of squidding is based on the same principles of fulcroms and levers that built the great pyramids. It has been known to bring grown men cringing on the edge of the bed... And yes, it is encouraged that both activities are done nekkid.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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If POF were a deserted island Posted: 4/23/2008 7:38:06 PM
Don't think rescue was an option, at least until we went into reruns :modhammer: It will come in handy when the ammo is gone.

terdle

Joined: 8/6/2007

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Top Ten Things to Do in an Elevator Posted: 4/20/2008 6:40:20 AM
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder. When they turn around shrug your shoulders and look around. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push all the buttons so that the elevator stops at every floor, then say "is everyone happy now?" Hold the doors open and say your waiting for your friend, after a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Bounce a superball around the elevator. When it hits someone say, "He doesn't like you" Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, scream, "That's mine!!" Stand in the corner, reading a telephone book, laughing. Bring a camera, take a group picture then say "I want to remember you just the way you were." Move your desk into the elevator and when ever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserving energy." Leave a brown paper wrapped box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking. Ask, "Did you feel that? I felt a rumble. Weird." Push the call button and when the voice answers, ask, "Mom?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally

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