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Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 43 (view)

need more sex Posted: 12/16/2008 7:36:13 PM
Well... I look at it this way... If you're not getting enough,.. TELL THEM. If you're not ment to be sexually incompatable,..( him lame, you, game) You will end up gritting your teeth to powder before the next "nookie-session" Find someone who needs & desires your orifices as much as YOU see fit... to the point of nicknaming you "Little Orifice Annie" and go with their flow! Otherwise,... you'll end up being that nun everyone talks about...because you don't get NUN!!!!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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What makes someone classy? Posted: 12/16/2008 7:24:32 PM
Well...I just don't dayum know...I've personally, always preferred the "cheesey",..But that's what goes with nacho's best. With "classy", you have to break out the fine crystal, and silverware...I prefer disposable cups & plastic utensiles,.. but then again,... I've been married 2.6 times!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 54 (view)

I don't know what to do... please. Posted: 7/18/2008 12:08:21 PM
If there's one thing I've leaned in life, it's this: ALL people, are like 1966 Chevrolet Corvairs..."unstable & unsafe at ANY speed:" I've hung out with good, bad, and ugly people, and there is really no difference...just takes the right circumstance to make anyone snap. When I was young, many years ago, I dated this girl that seemed to be a wonderful individual...till I got to know her better. She was jealous, possesive, and tried to control my every move. I told her to F.O. and it was over, started seeing other women. about 3 weeks later, I was lounging in my rat's den teeny apartment drinking beer & watching TV. All of a sudden, my door flies open (you never locked them back then) And in comes this chick, yelling & screaming. I stand up, and notice this "flashy" thing in her hand, and she comes at me swinging. I grabbed the couch cushion and put it in front of me, and watch a huge gap appear in it! That crazy biotch was swinging at me with a straight razor, and about cleaved that couch cushion in two! That was the only woman I ever hit in my life,.. & I smacked her like she was a 300lb ghetto thug, which ended the confrontation. I grabbed her by the belt loops & carried her semi conscious butt outside, put her in the yard, and told her if she ever tried that again, I'd finish the job. A year later, I was dating my then future first wife, and we'd just left a concert down town. she bent down to tie her sneaker, and about 50ft away was that crazy biotch with that same look on her face. She started our way, and I just looked as evil as I could, & shook my head "no." She then turned & dissapeared into the milling crowd. I kept that razor for a long time in my dresser drawer, just to remind me how nutty people can get. After about 10 years, I chucked it, because by then, I had more than enough experiences with other people,.. I didn't need "reminders" anymore.... So.. in your case, I'd say to you: every time you chow down on a bologna sandwich,.. or go to MickyD's.. remember Grasshopper...Remember...

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 58 (view)

Well Damn... Posted: 7/18/2008 4:34:46 AM
I'm going to have to take photos of me dirty & greasy, next to my 6ft tall Snap-On tool boxes. Then some really beef-cake shots of me welding, then snap some shots under the house to fix a leaking pipe. I should have 6-700 proposal offers in my PoF mailbox in no time flat! When I had my own shop, I gave away lots of little fixes..nothing major, but they'd cost $25-35 bucks for the average person on the street at any shop, and all I got was one girl that bought me a 6-pack..well, there was that other girl that just got out of prison, but she was waaaay over-due, and had nothing to do with fixing her car.

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 39 (view)

Men who wear sunglasses in their profiles Posted: 7/18/2008 1:46:43 AM
WANTED: 6-12 scantilly clad good-looking drunk women to hang on or about my arm/chest,/leg area for a profile photograph. .. I hate being out-done by anyone with profile pics! Not looking at many guy's profiles,. I had no idea this was going on! I feel soOOOOOoo "behind the times" I DEMAND equal scantilly-clad coverage! Hmmmm maybe I can photoshop them in...(runs to locate Penthouse back-issues!)

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 35 (view)

Men who wear sunglasses in their profiles Posted: 7/18/2008 12:00:46 AM
Hey.. I wore sunglasses in one of my photos.. but it was just to keep the bugs & breeze out of my eyes...AND I even unbuttoned my suit to show off my high-$$$ beer belly (that thing cost me a fortune!) If they want to see any more than that, they'll have to take me out. Depending on how THEY look,.. they might have to get ME drunk first!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 13 (view)

please explain what men are really saying when they say they want to cool things Posted: 7/16/2008 11:46:33 PM
verygreeneyez said: " hate to say it, but those guys are correct ^^^^. (Not that I don't like those guys, I hate to admit it is what it is...LOL) Sorry OP, it's happened to us all at one point or another. Sigh. " Thank You Green Eyes (and they ARE too) Ya wanna date for a while? (well, at least till I say I want to cool it & let nature take it's course,.. or you say you need your space?)

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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please explain what men are really saying when they say they want to cool things Posted: 7/16/2008 11:08:18 PM
gatorsz said: "I think its the same thing when women say "I need my space." Ever said that to a guy? Means the same thing. " BINGO!... (hands the man a cigar) Basically,.. THAT saying translates to: "I've got this HOTTT guy I just gotta do,.. then.. if he dumps me, we can reconcile"

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 73 (view)

How old is too old? Posted: 7/16/2008 8:24:31 AM
candicem said: "He is so sweet and helps me out, im amazed, I set out expecting nothing, and am amazed at the fun we had. There was never a dry or dull moment, constantly laughing and having fun. We went out to lunch and dinner and have the same values on life. We had fun doing simple things, like watching the seagulls go at the chips we threw them! We went for a drive and for a ride. He was great." See??... us letcherous old farts aren't so bad (well some of us! ) candicem also said:" I think my horse loves him as he gave him a really good wash after the workout...I dont think I ever do it that well. He sweeped up and helped me muck out stalls, I didnt expect any help but he made sure he was always keeping busy, and best of all he loved helping!" Trust your animal's instincts. Cat's, dogs, and horses (who are really smart) usually can tell you if a person's genuine, or bogus. If your horse puts his ears back & watches him continually,.. be afraid!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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Sigh...We Won the lottery and are leaving all you fine folks Posted: 7/16/2008 12:40:46 AM
Well,.. if you guys won the lottery.. give me the $$$... it seems apparent you need nothing but eachother's love..

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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please explain what men are really saying when they say they want to cool things Posted: 7/16/2008 12:35:27 AM
Hmmm... they want to cool things... IE: they found a "Hot" chick that seems willing to give some play their way.

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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An odd thing that really got me Posted: 7/16/2008 12:26:05 AM
Heh.. you think THAT'S good... wait till you get a wiff of sweat, rusty metal, grease, oil, with just a hint of gasoline... you won't be able to keep yer clothes on! (well.. it works for me.. )

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 201 (view)

Has being online toughened you up emotionally or made you more sensitive? Posted: 7/16/2008 12:14:13 AM
Heh... being online doesn't do anything for you.. Now, participating in the forums, will build you titanium skin. (I needed an upgrade anyway,.. my stainless skin was showing heat discoloration)

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 16 (view)

Dating and Drugs Posted: 7/15/2008 11:58:51 PM
Geeeze!.. it's only weed, fer God's sake! If it was a bag of Meth, or crack.. I'd say get out.. But.. it's weed! Hell, Ben Franklin smoked weed.. geeze..

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 66 (view)

How old is too old? Posted: 7/15/2008 11:26:31 PM
Well... I say this: I've dated women that were 19-21.. I've dated women 50-60+ and I'm tellin' ya.. people, are people. That said, it depends on the PERSON. I've known 19 year olds that put 40+ women to absolute shame on the maturity scale. I've known 50 year olds that the only way you could tell they were 50 & not 15 is the crows feet they had. If you base your life on limits,.. so shall you be,.. limited. Being the poster-boy for bad lifestyles I suppose doesn't help me plead this case... and I'm SURE they'll be 15-20 "good-citizens" to tell you "pay no attention to the man in the leather, he's a bad influence"(and.. they're probably right,.. if you are all about conformity) But my $0.50 (adjusting for inflation) is that it's on you, and anyone that doesn't like like it,.. tell them to politely to F.O. (in a civilized, mannerful way, of course )

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 144 (view)

Why do most women act like money isn't an issue? Posted: 7/12/2008 10:31:17 PM
chancesare01 said: "I suggest you stop shopping if you can't afford the merchandise. Stay home and eat alone." Naaah.. just wait till the "merchandise" is drastically reduced due to too many "newer" models on the market with less miles.. Then you get all those really neat "dealer-incentives!" And umm note.. I am NOT the one that called anything "merchandise" So.. shake that money-maker till it breaks, or just wears out.

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 129 (view)

Why do most women act like money isn't an issue? Posted: 7/12/2008 3:20:41 PM
"I rest my case." GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY... Bailiff,.. Confiscate the women's free-date funds!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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Come on, get over it already! Posted: 7/12/2008 1:44:54 AM
Have the "X" talk with the guy... then come up with a "shut-up" sign (us men can be incredibly stupid, sometimes ) set a sign, like taking your fingers, and making the sign of the "X" across closed lips. Eventually, he'll be trained good enough so he'll shut up automatically when he sees a finger move. Now me,.. I make the sign of the X.. then automatically spit... so I have to REALLY watch that signal!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 129 (view)

What is Going On These days With MEN??? Posted: 7/12/2008 1:33:43 AM
Well,.. if you don't come over, how are we supposed to get you locked away in the dungeon, and park your car 50 miles away at a mall and swear we never even talked to you before? (sigh) There go all MY dates for the next couple of years...

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 119 (view)

Why do most women act like money isn't an issue? Posted: 7/12/2008 1:03:58 AM
bcsofnc57:...Some guys love those "Barbies"..Me, I'd like to have someone I could talk to.. seriously, without a "giggle" every 2.5 minutes Actually, my profile states if you're a "model-type" (Barbie) you'd BETTER have a mind,..and states the reason. Hey face.. would you settle for a Big Mack & a shake? Guess Nickelback's song says it all...Works for me I'm through with standing in line to clubs we'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me (Tell me what you need) I'll need a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet (Been there done that) I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me (So how ya gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name [CHORUS] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blond hair Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels Hire eight body guards that love to beat up a$$holes Sign a couple autographs So I can eat my meals for free (I'll have a quesadilla on the house) I'm gonna dress my a$$ with the latest fashion Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me (So how ya gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life For fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair And change my name 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blond hair And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser Get washed-up singers writing all my songs Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong Well we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blond hair And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 108 (view)

Why do most women act like money isn't an issue? Posted: 7/11/2008 7:29:45 PM
kayliecat said: "Demonleather...that's sad, that that's been your experience. All of you, that think that women only care about being wined and dined." Naaah... there's always a balance in life... I said that was the "majority" of women. (majority can mean 51% ) I've found that for every woman looking to milk that wallet, there's another wanting to lavish you with attention, make you a dinner, or fill you with too many beers because they actually like you (or, to try to get what the guys are looking for. ) See,.. here's the secret (but shhhhh! Don't tell anyone) We.. are All human (well, except maybe one of my Ex's ) We all have the same needs/desires/drives. Just that everyone is trying to bolster & upgrade their position in the grand scheme of things.. just like writing in the forums... it's attitude. What a person accepts or rejects or believes that makes us different. We could be conjoined at the hip since birth, know exactly the same people, read the same books, and have totally different outlooks on everything.(and, you'd always be mad at me, because I'd leave the toilet seat up ) So.. you can dismiss me with your sad comment,.. but chances are,.. you know someone that does exactly what I stated. I don't down them for it,.. hey, it's what they know, and it's workin' for them... it just doesn't work on me. They have a whole killing field of horny male populous to move on to, and I have the other 49%

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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Why do most women act like money isn't an issue? Posted: 7/11/2008 9:47:22 AM
I think my stepson,years ago, put it quite eloquently...after though having his own car(that wasnt running) kept borrowing my car, racing it down the road, burning up the rubber and running it dry on gas. I asked him why he didn't fix his car, (it was an easy fix too) and he looked at me, smiled, and said "why should I fix mine, when I can use yours?" Needless to say.. he fixed his car the next day.. he didn't like walking. Women are exactly the same...if you let them,.. they'll burn that wallet up! (to be fair, not ALL of them, but a majority) How many have you heard here say "he's not getting anything from me, until the 3rd -4-5th date.. after I've been wined & dined.." You listen to them... preaching disgust for "easy women" or prostitution,..when that 3-5 date rule is basically legal date-prostitution... the money just changes hands to the restaurant & bar/club owners hands (are these guys pimps/pimpetts?) How many girls are "serial-daters" living the night life 2-3 times a week on others wallets?.. a BUNCH. And.. they wouldn't have it any other way. Don't complain, unless you REALLY want to do something about it, we as men, are "enablers" and are as just as guilty as they are. Most will foot the bill for that semi-promise" of getting some.. eventually. I suppose it boils down to who's better at that game. Now as far as I'm concearned,. if you invite me over, and cook-out (or in) and have beer in the fridge,.. you're gettin some!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 69 (view)

Being a gentleman, going slow. Is it the kiss of death? Posted: 7/8/2008 3:28:12 AM
ehhh,.. be a gentleman,.. but move as quick as possible,.. you don't want them to think it over too much! You may get "I've been thinkng".. or worse.. you may get "friended!" If she likes you after that,.. you're good if not,.. look at it this way,.. you've saved a small fortune on gas, empty dinners, drinks, movies, etc. It's all good economics AND.. if it goes bad, you actually got something out of it!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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A message for those with broken hearts..... Posted: 7/3/2008 12:27:31 PM
Well.. if what Krom says is true "What does not kill you, makes you stronger"...I'm a SERIOUSLY strong-ass dude on many fronts!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 37 (view)

Can cheating on your partner make your relationship BETTER? Posted: 7/3/2008 11:53:12 AM
Hmmm... does playing Russian Roulette with 3 rounds in the cylinder make the game more interesting? Probably, but I wouldn't play Look, if you have to "cheat" to make your previous relationship a "better", do you BOTH a favor, and scrap it. In my eyes, all you're doing if you do that, is keeping the old "stand-by" while you fish the untested waters to see if you can come up with what you consider to be a trophy. If it doesn't pan out, you have old faithful to come back to as a base of operations until you hit pay dirt. For the people who do this, I hope their trophy bites them in the a$$ exactly the same way.

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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Would you do it? Posted: 7/2/2008 5:48:52 AM
Heck yeah.. but, then again, I'm crazy IF you're REALLY friends, It'll be ok.

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 113 (view)

Good Grief, I need help Posted: 7/2/2008 5:46:10 AM
Hey... ask him if he has a sister,.. that travels

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 42 (view)

is 30 too old for 20 -25 year olds Posted: 6/30/2008 11:01:40 PM
I sure hope not,.. because I like them once in a while, and I'm a lot older than 30 But hey,.. I'm "equal-opportunity".. I like older women too! I like ALL women and figure age limits are for limited minds. At my age, I slip into those 2nd, 3rd, & 4th childhoods, so I figure when I do, who else can better understand you but a child?! (and 20-25's pretty childish to me ) See who you want,.. do what you want, as long as she/it is legal in the state your in.

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 100 (view)

I've been deeply wounded. . . Posted: 6/30/2008 10:48:41 PM
Don't let anyone "deeply wound" you,..especially in the beginning of anything. If you allow yourself to be that thin-skinned.. on the 5th rejection, you'll die.. Put some peroxide on your butt (usually where everyone's pride is located) and drive on. I'm not being terse,.. it's merely my opinion, and that is what you asked for. My advice: Is the way I do things.. and it's simple.. Expect the very worse, or at the least, nothing. That way, anything good that happens is an unexpected & very pleasant surprise. Hey,.. it works for me.. PS: You're a good-lookin' woman,.. someone else will be nibblin' the bait shortly

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 38 (view)

second chances Posted: 6/24/2008 12:54:42 AM
Naaah.. I did that second-chance thing with the first one.. just two more years of extra agony & B/S. Learned well from there.. "Once an X ...ALWAYS an X." Make the mark of the "X" and ride off in the sunset.

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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tired of being just 'the friend' Posted: 6/24/2008 12:28:03 AM
Yeah,.. there seems to be two levels of "just friends" there's the just friends,.. and the just friends they'll have sex with. Well.. then you also have that "gray area" of "just friends , but they'll have sex with when they're hammered"

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 398 (view)

why do men only care about sex??? Posted: 6/12/2008 5:56:33 PM
bretashly said: "Hey Demon Leather you made me laugh...for being refreshingly honest...but why do you limit yourself to "young ones" ? " I DON'T! ... read it again,.. I think you'll see I said waiting for the "late comers" upstream(pun intended) which was my way of saying the old-ones ,. (almost dead, like me ) sometimes realize they ARE actually breathing, and start living live like they only have days left and their color is changing. In reality,.. I think all this man/women just want sex crap, is just that...CRAP. Of COURSE you want sex! Man, Women (or some place in between) One of the greatests gifts we have! 99% of the rest of the mammals have to breed by annual or semi-annual cycles,.. and by instinct. WE,. get to choose, share, enjoy, ANY time we see fit. People start putting different values & meanings on it due to religion, up-bringing, culture,..etc. etc. and muddy the whole beautiful thing up! I'm sorry, I don't follow religion, political correctnes, or the witch-hunt to brand the masses with the "scarlet"A".. If you do,.. fine for you.. just stay out of my way while My partner and I enjoy ourselves... or you might get something on you. PS: I like making people laugh,. it's another "good-thing".. don't think any of this was written for you, other than the explanation in the very first part. The rest is for the incessive whiners that don't know what to do with the testicles & ovaries God gave them... geeeze! talk about "Boo-Hooers!"

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 376 (view)

why do men only care about sex??? Posted: 6/12/2008 2:24:10 PM
Honestly,.. I like sex,.. I want sex,.. if you DON'T want sex,.. we, are incompatible.. it's simple. MY biological clock is ticking,.. just like yours. Like that stupid mail blocker "must NOT be looking for an intimate encounter" I'm ALWAYS looking for an intimate encounter. I don't need Viagra, Levetra,etc., etc... YET.. and I'd like to get all I can before I do! In my opinion,. when your sex drive dries up.. You are the salmon that swam upstream, beat the bears at the waterfall,.. deposited your mess, and are changing color, waiting to die. NOT ME! I'm hangin' out upstream waiting for the "late-comers" (pun intended) If you guys want to sit together, watch TV, play spades, checkers, read the latest best-seller on the couch together.. FINE!.. DO it. I'll find the pool of late-swimmers, or catch the young ones before they hit the open sea!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 35 (view)

is he psycho or is it just me? Posted: 6/5/2008 9:26:33 PM
Ahhh,.. go ahead & tell him where you live... If he bangs the door in with an axe, and smiles wildly through the splintered cracks,.. ya' know ya' goofed. If not, marry him, start a family, and a window flower box...

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 136 (view)

Prostitutes! Posted: 5/27/2008 8:35:10 PM
Well... considering the times,.. and all the "good-girls" that's charged me dinner, dancing, numerous alcoholic beverages, and un-ending hours of worship me, or it's "noneya"... I'd enjoy something up-front for a change!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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Does anyone else have trouble relating to people their own age? Posted: 5/18/2008 6:53:00 PM
Most women 40 & older want to claim you as a possession, trophy, exclusive, whatever you want to call it. They have set rules, regulations, and that "this is how it's gonna be, bud" attitute...The younger they are, the more flexible they are ( meant that in their mental /perceptional outlook on things ) The women that ruled the 70's and 80's are extremely set in their way,.. advance to the 90's and the thinking is different,... just my view on things..Hell,.. I'm just tired of the fighting...

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 119 (view)

I think I wish I was fat Posted: 5/11/2008 9:08:37 PM
Well,.. If you pay for it,.. maybe we can do a lipo-transplant or something... I need to get rid of this beer gut..(and NO,. I won't give up the beer! )

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 37 (view)

Why Do So Many Women Require That I Must Love God? Posted: 5/7/2008 10:17:08 PM
Well... I just roll my eyes up in the back of my head & say " too late B--ch,.. he's MINE!" (in my best "The Exorcist" voice ) Usually works.. Though I HAVE had some throw themselves apon me and say "OOOOooooOOOoH Lucifer,.. I've been waiting for you!!" so.. it's a 50/50 proposition there... ( but, I MUST say,.. those Bad girls DO get VERY bad!!.. hey,.. I AM a demon, after all)

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 13 (view)

What do you do if..... Posted: 5/7/2008 10:01:05 PM
Dude... You don't get out enough. Is sloppy 2nd's what you REALLY want? (I guess it's ok, if you're Bi) But.. if it's testosterone is what you REALLY want,.. grow your own, or just go gay...(eliminate the middle-man,..errr woman)

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 40 (view)

advice / potential problems dating a vegetarian Posted: 5/7/2008 9:49:26 PM
Look.. if you're eatin' meat, and they aren't.. you're gonna lose. I'm sorry, but you are the "ripper of flesh" for Bambi, Elsie the cow, Mary's lil' lamb,.. etc, etc. It's a loosing proposition. even your scent portrays death to them.(hey, ever smell your armpits after a Burger King "Whopper"?) give it up.. or convert to rabbit pellets,..till you finally lose it, & kill and eat something in front of them! (dayum, all this "killin' talk" has made me hungry! ...might eat that Subway Roast beef sub in the fridge!)

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

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The date of endurance, an assault race and being tested to the max... Posted: 5/7/2008 9:22:19 PM
Hmmm wheter it's Dirty rice @ B0-Jangles.. or Lobster @ the high-priced spread resteraunt.. I'm there,.. I guess he didn't think you were worth the duckies for a date.. I think you're worth at LEAST a good prime-rib at some middle-of-the road expense palace. (but.. you probably woudn't have given it up for a Red Lobster din-din) (just kidding...mostly )

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 147 (view)

Am i wasting my time here? Posted: 5/7/2008 9:05:13 PM
Of COURSE, I'm wasting my time here.. I don't think there's anyone that is TRUELY the correct choice for me here,.. or anywhere else. Still,.. the HOPE of possibly being wrong cancels my doubts temporarilly. I haven't been able to get it right for decades, why would I think PoF would be the Messiah of all my woes, hopes & dreams?? like Jesus would say if he were here... "I'm only here for the forums" As Jesus would say... if he were here... From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars for satellites I never dreamed that you'd be mine But here we are, we're here tonight Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died And I'm singing Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive Amen I, Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise We'll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen, I, I'm alive Singing Amen, I, I'm alive (I'm alive) And as we lie beneath the stars We realize how small we are If they could love like you and me Imagine what the world could be If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died When nobody died.. We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day when nobody died... Courtesy of Nickleback.....

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 35 (view)

age old question.... can women ask men to date? Posted: 5/6/2008 10:35:00 PM
Hell Yes!... It wouldn't be a bad idea to see a guy you like, just walk up , grab us by the hair & just drag us off! (well for those of us that still have hair.. ) My manners are too good to say no..

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 256 (view)

When a woman is so beautiful you can't approach her. Posted: 5/6/2008 9:23:25 AM
Hmmm when is a woman so beautiful, she's unapproachable? When she comes out of the house and the guys are on her like the press on Brittney Speers. I call it quits then,.. nobody likes sloppy 116th place. Ineffable Me said: "Maybe it's because of my cloven hoaves"... I can cut & trim those for you. Ive taken ferrier classes & have experience!

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 85 (view)

Is age really only a number Posted: 5/6/2008 9:14:36 AM
Is Age just a number?... yes. Well.. untill it gets into the triple digits, then, it takes on a whole new meaning.

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 52 (view)

is it wrong to surf profiles? Posted: 5/3/2008 10:25:27 PM
Well... I like looking at profiles when responding in the forums...see who's saying what. But,. then again, I'm alone Being a forum junkie, I suppose I'll be here even if I hook-up...and I'll be looking @ profiles. I guess as long as I keep my letcherous, leering bad thoughts to myself, I'll be ok.

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 16 (view)

How can men stop having feelings so quickly? Posted: 5/2/2008 8:52:46 AM
Well..in a nutshell, from birth, we are taught "big boys don't cry" Showing a feminine side is deemed being weak, lame, or gay. We are taught to "suck it up", we are taught to solve our problems with confrontation, anger, physical exchanges. When we do bond, it's all good until it comes to confrontation, or rejection. Then, most males try to comprehend & understand using the limited emotional tools & resources we are allowed to use... and they are woefully inadequate. That's why suicide is high in men. kinda like "I'll show you!...BANG!" Most men don't have the training in emotional outlet to deal with a problem that shakes them to the core. The usual answer is suicide, drugs, alcohol, (drugs & alcohol give you an excuse to cry.."hey Man, I was all f--ked-up!") or anger/physical violence to deal with serious emotional issues. But,.. "what does not kill you, makes you stronger" does work. If the average male flubs his first few suicide attemps, and he gets off the bottle, or needle, or doesn't go to jail for beating someone to death...EVENTUALLY, they become a well-rounded individual, like myself.

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 3 (view)

How soon is too soon for a second date? Posted: 5/2/2008 7:33:26 AM
Well,.. if the first date goes really good and I get to stay over, I usually try to start the second date as soon as I wake up. seriously though, I don't think there's a prescribed time table to enything ESPECIALLY dating & relationships. Just beware of the dumbasses on here that try to sell you a schedule like 'The 3 day wait to respond rule" "never kiss on the first or second date rule", "make him buy you dinner before sex rule", etc., etc. Stupid rules like that usually get you nothing but alone. .. Just do what you want to, and what feels right for you. If I went out on a date and liked it, I'd be back A.S.A.P... or like above, continue Date-1, Part:2 With you though,..I'd need at least a week's wait. ..swimming that far & back would take time...

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 28 (view)

The Way to Snag a Man... Posted: 5/1/2008 11:02:54 PM
Hmmmmm... That sounds as practical as this way to "snag" a woman: Find a woman who interests you, learn who her friends are, pick the best-looking one, and screw her eyeballs out! Word will get back to the girl of interest how good you were, and her natural instinct will be to steal you away, because that's what girlfriends do. Now... If for some reason she actually hesitates to try and steal you, or the girl you're doing lies and says your terrible in the sack and have a "teeny-wenie".. you STILL luck out, because you've been getting it all along anyway (because all men are pigs, and just want sex)..AND you'll get 2-7 MORE of her girlfriends trying to steal you away(depending on how popular she is) So.. being the pig you are, you'll be in hog-heaven, and like a gynecologist up to your elbows in it! Just like your friend, I had to prepare this method carfully by watching countless hours of Jerry Springer, Maury, & Montel, with just a hint of Dr. Phil thown in. Basically, it's like saying all women will stab eachother in the back over their testosterone supply (which indeed more than a few do) And after re-reading this,.. I MAY actually try it! (just goes to show people will buy anything,..including me)

Demonleather

Joined: 8/10/2007

Msg: 365 (view)

Remember when you were a man???? Posted: 5/1/2008 10:39:22 PM
It..it seems soooOOOOOoo long ago....being a man. Drive where/when you want, fart when you please, get drunk and pee on the toilet seat, and leave it up! Dirty socks in the living room, an artfully stacked tower of dity,food-encrusted dishes in the sink that DaVinci himself would marvel at the physics it reqires. Bike & car parts in the dinning room, spare bedroom, den... Buying four rolls of toilet paper, and having it last 2 months..Yes, I remember being a man...yesterday,..same as today.(might explain why I'm still single)

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