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zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Embarrassing moments brought to you by your kids Posted: 11/19/2009 11:11:50 PM
I remember we were on the bus early in the morning, my daughter was...1 and a half perhaps? I wasnt paying attention, and the bus was PACKED! So, what does my daughter manage to do? She pantsed the guy standing next to us, who was wearing sweats, and somehow managed to get his boxers too. Omg.

zombie_geek

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Why does he keep popping back up! Posted: 7/17/2009 10:58:01 PM
Thank god, not all my friends are like this...I cant help it though...I melt for him...AAH. plus, its almost impossible for us to part ways....we share so many friends, everythng.

zombie_geek

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Why does he keep popping back up! Posted: 7/17/2009 10:47:47 PM
Theres a guy from my past, and we have dated a few times in the past...Now, we would break up, and stay friends, be happy for eachothers partners etc, but every so often, we would not talk for 8 months to a year, and then he comes back, and Im in a committed relationship, and he goes and makes me feel all this crap again. Is he just going for me, because he knows I'll be there ? Give it to me stright Doc..

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Breast reduction! Posted: 7/17/2009 9:56:31 PM
Yes, my doctor said that Healthcare would pay for it. :D Im super scared though.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Breast reduction! Posted: 7/17/2009 8:55:28 PM
Well, I have one child and was given a Hystorectomy after my car accident caused SEVERE abdominal trauma. I will never have another child, and Im kinda cool with that. :D

zombie_geek

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How to avoid being hit by a C-Train Posted: 7/17/2009 8:09:06 PM
I know how to avoid it...well mostly.. Drive your car instead. :D

zombie_geek

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MISSING: DEVON BROCK MOLDOWAN Posted: 7/17/2009 7:34:56 PM
Bump for hope. :D

zombie_geek

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Breast reduction! Posted: 7/17/2009 7:30:25 PM
Ok. I am currently looking into getting a breast reduction done, and I am wondering if any of you alberta ladies have had this done, and what sorts of questions you think I should ask. I am well aware that this is a very serious operation, and I am 100% commited to the choice I have made. I know about the risks and the pain involved, but I dont think I will ever regret it, as I am a 40 EE right now, and in horrid pain!

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Celebrity one-nighter Posted: 6/30/2009 10:20:07 AM
Ummm, probably Eliza Dushku for woman, and Kerry King from slayer for a Man.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Hmm, do I need some sort of therapy? Posted: 6/26/2009 10:29:55 AM
I've tried to force it, and I cant even concentrate on it..It completely wrecks it for me. I have a million and one weird quirks around the house, like I have to brush twice every time I brush my teeth, which really hasnt caused a problem, except sometimes Im late for where I need to be. Most of these strange quirks dont affect me, except the sex one. Im going to look into those books mentioned, maybe it will help. Im not sexualy inhibited in any way, because Im super kinky and all that, its just the spontinaity I miss alot. Before I got pregnant and had my child, I was 100% ok with everything, still very clean and quirky, but not to this point. I know I've gotten much worse in the last 3 years, and Im a bit scared Im going to keep getting worse, until the only place I can have sex is in the bath surrounded by bleach or something stupid like that. I saw my doctor last night, and told him everything, and he is sending me for brain scans and stuff like that, so maybe it really is some sort of imbalance in my brain.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Is it wrong ? Posted: 6/25/2009 5:21:28 PM
To take my 3 year old daughter to see slayer tomorrow night? She loves the music, but my whole family is giving me flack about taking her as my date. I dont think its that wrong to be including her in one of my passions, but everyone else seems to think she should be listening to nursery rhymes instead of rock...

zombie_geek

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Hmm, do I need some sort of therapy? Posted: 6/25/2009 5:12:05 PM
I tried that, and it didnt work for me, I think this might be a sign of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but my Doc hasnt diagnosed me. I think it might be a sign of a larger problem, now that I put it into perspective, considering I bleach every surface in my home every 2 days. I just cant stand feeling dirty or seeing dirt or anything like that. I sure miss sex the way it used to be though, and I cant pinpoint where this came from. It never used to be this way.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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How to deal when he's stopped calling & other useful info! Posted: 6/25/2009 5:08:39 PM
I would much rather read a thread like this, than another 500, "poor me, why isnt he calling" ? Threads.

zombie_geek

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Hmm, do I need some sort of therapy? Posted: 6/25/2009 5:04:15 PM
I just cant seem to feel good and focus on the pleasure if I dont feel clean..

zombie_geek

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Ladies and the few extra pound guys. Posted: 6/25/2009 5:03:05 PM
I prefer my men chubby!

zombie_geek

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Hmm, do I need some sort of therapy? Posted: 6/25/2009 4:47:26 PM
Well, another thread in here brought this issue back into my thoughts. I cannot allow a man to go anywhere near my genitals, unless I am fresh out of the shower, and have not urinated since. I never have any sort of odours anyway, but, I just cant get over it. I freak out when a man tells me not to worry about going for a shower before sex, and I really feel like I am missing out on the explosive, spontaneous fun of sex. Im starting to think I need some sort of therapy here, because I just cant get over it. I would love to be able to enjoy random sex with my boyfriend again, but Im starting to think there is no hope.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Sex during your period? Posted: 6/18/2009 4:44:59 PM
I have a few times, but it just feels ikky to me.

zombie_geek

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Funniest comments made during sex..... Posted: 6/18/2009 4:28:43 PM
I was on top one day, and for some reason, just as I thrusted downwards with all my strength, I hollered, TAKE THAT BATMAN. We both just burst out laughing.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Autoerotic Asphyxiation. Just Do It? Posted: 6/17/2009 2:02:36 PM
As long as its being done safely, it can be very very hot. I personaly love it.

zombie_geek

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sexual hinderences... Posted: 6/17/2009 1:59:28 PM
A serious one for me is sharing insertables, mine are mine, no guys, Im not sharing them with you..ever.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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One for the girls ....... if there was an all male brothel ..... Posted: 6/17/2009 1:58:03 PM
Ok, Im thinking at least 10 submissive males, wearing lonicloths, catering to my every whim...Oh wait. I have that now.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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True friendship after mind blowing sex ? Posted: 6/17/2009 10:32:47 AM
I've never had an issue with switching back and forth. It has always worked just fine for me and my FWB's.. Course, sometimes FWB's have turned into relationships, but hey, what does that matter, if both partners can handle it?

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Ladies, your honest to goodness answer would be nice Posted: 6/17/2009 10:30:02 AM
Honesty is what really does it for me. Im sick of hearing about men who are "12 inches" only to find out that they are 4 at best. Really, who do they think they are fooling? Be happy with what you have, and focus on using it to the best of your abilitys, instead of trying to change the inpossible.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much Posted: 6/17/2009 9:46:03 AM
No real Dominant woman would have broached that topic on the first meeting.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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What to wear? Posted: 2/3/2009 11:01:14 PM
Wear what makes you comfortable, women are like bloodhounds when it comes to sniffing out someone who isnt comfortable in his own skin.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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The Toilet seat thing!!! Posted: 2/3/2009 10:09:54 PM
I leave the seat up for him. and he leaves it down for me, neither of us are arguing that way

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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my date told me they were kinky but it was too much Posted: 2/3/2009 9:37:26 PM
I would have said "anything you can do i can do better." in a sing songy voice while chewing on my knuckles. bahah.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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The shower thing - overrated or not? Posted: 2/3/2009 9:30:40 PM
Ive slipped too many times haha....its dangerous without some sort of shower matt

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Death Metal and Dating... Posted: 10/24/2008 7:20:41 PM
I go to alot of the hardcore shows here in edmonton

zombie_geek

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What song sums up life to you.. Posted: 10/6/2008 6:38:11 PM
Well, I gotta say its "life is beautiful" By sixx am. Because, when you've lost it all, you realize life is beautiful.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Game-rs, Fantasy, Action, Adventure, Sim, Racing, FPS, Puzzle, Strategy? Posted: 10/1/2008 9:53:10 PM
Im a major gamer girl/ Happiest when playing zombie killing games.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Unique / interesting song names Posted: 9/27/2008 3:23:12 PM
lol i forgot all about that one ^^^^^

zombie_geek

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Best solos ever..? Posted: 9/27/2008 3:22:08 PM
Im nominating "freebird" to the list for sure,..That is an amazing solo for sure. Its like 5 minutes of EAR- GASIM Jimi hendrix is always good for amazing solos, what do y'all think is worthy of the list?

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Unique / interesting song names Posted: 9/27/2008 12:31:17 AM
Have you ever heard a song name that just makes you laugh? Personaly, I like the song title "bwomp" by mushroomhead. It makes no sence but it makes me happy. I saw another song title, called "death by potatoes." That also made my day. Anything you think is worthy of being on the list?

zombie_geek

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most unique bands/artist Posted: 9/27/2008 12:29:17 AM
Dayglo abortions.

zombie_geek

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If there is........... Posted: 9/27/2008 12:20:16 AM
Ugh. Gotta go with " fifty cent" Someone please rip out his tongue. thank you.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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being memorable Posted: 9/26/2008 7:55:45 PM
^^^^ your fuc king rude buddy, he asked a relevant question. AS for what you asked my friend, your best bet is to be yourself, with a touch of wit and a side of confidence.

zombie_geek

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Its late at night and you pick up your musical instrument.. Posted: 8/28/2008 7:19:02 PM
I always start with a mushroomhead tune

zombie_geek

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Music Today Sucks. Posted: 8/28/2008 7:15:30 PM
Well, its true that some of todays music isnt too good, however, for every bad artist, there is 3 good ones you just havent found yet!!

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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What song would be playing as you enter a crowded room? Posted: 8/28/2008 7:09:32 PM
flaunt it - t.v rock grin

zombie_geek

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When did you fall in love with music? Posted: 8/28/2008 7:04:09 PM
I fell in love with music when I realized that theres a song for however im feeling at any given time

zombie_geek

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What do you think is the hardest part of dating? Posted: 8/26/2008 4:59:11 PM
Finding someone who understands me and appreciates my flaws

zombie_geek

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Best ways to let someone down when dating... Posted: 8/26/2008 4:53:43 PM
Well, I just looked over and said "We make much better friends than lovers" and he grinned, and said, thank god, i feel the same

zombie_geek

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Why would anyone want to date you? Posted: 8/26/2008 4:49:30 PM
Im funny Cute I have my own values and belefs and stick to them no matter what Independant Happy Tech savvy Handy with cars Always making people feel good Dont let life get to me I dont take life too seriously

zombie_geek

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Fun First Date Ideas Posted: 8/26/2008 4:40:35 PM
I actually have done the weddng dress idea...it was a total blast!

zombie_geek

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Is this a common trend, allowing a friend to takeover your profile? Posted: 8/26/2008 4:08:03 PM
There have been days where i get up to 100 new messages. I read them, judging on profile, pictures, and the way they write, i.e > Spelling and grammar. Then I delete what I dont think matches what Im looking for.

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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Would you date a guy that believed in UFO's Posted: 8/26/2008 3:53:58 PM
Everyone beleves in different things. I beleve in zombies, and people kinda judge me on that, but I would have no issues with this. Honestly, with the vastness of the universe, how could we be it?

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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What song makes you think about when you were a kid? Describe a time you remember hearing it.... Posted: 8/26/2008 3:36:25 PM
Mostly Meatloaf. My mom had a meatloaf album when I was small, and Its one of my first memories

zombie_geek

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The greatest of the Grunge? Posted: 8/26/2008 3:33:40 PM
I like cj sleeze. Shes ff'n rad!

zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007

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A Song That I Hate #1 Posted: 8/26/2008 3:28:35 PM
Gotta go with m.i.a ' s - paper planes.....its just a horrid song.

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