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flyingjerseyboy

Joined: 8/18/2007

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Strangest Gay Pick up lines Posted: 1/2/2008 8:19:47 PM
Stevie, that "pick up line" as a joke got a lot of laughs and made me plenty o tall coin when I slung gin. Along with the gotta little Irish in ya? Would you like some (or a little more?) HA

flyingjerseyboy

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t not to wear... Posted: 1/2/2008 8:13:52 PM
Bob, one stiff at a funeral...hilarious. and Captain..you mention a moyl and "whacky" thanks for the laughs kids and when is fur not appropriate?

flyingjerseyboy

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Strangest Pick up lines Posted: 12/29/2007 5:53:27 PM
sorry, so very sorry Bob...but are y'all still friends?

flyingjerseyboy

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What not to wear... Posted: 12/29/2007 8:26:15 AM
aaaaahhhhh run away from Momi! But what is appropriate running away wear? And if you REALLY want to play proctologist I can pretty much tell you what you will find up there. It's usually my head.

flyingjerseyboy

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What puts you to sleep???:zzzz: Posted: 12/28/2007 5:39:02 PM
Damn, I was hoping Babe would help me get to sleep. But nothing really works that well for me, although cleaning the house on a Saturday and then crawling in with a book gives me a nice fuzzy nap.

flyingjerseyboy

Joined: 8/18/2007

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Post your New Year's Resolution Posted: 12/28/2007 5:30:50 PM
I resolve to finally read that book on procrastination. And as an aside to msg 11 about the fat cells. We've all had to change our tires because they become bald. Where does all that rubber go? You would think there would be walls of rubber on the side of the roads...

flyingjerseyboy

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Any Rockabilly/Pshychobilly People out there? Posted: 12/27/2007 7:04:04 PM
about all I can get is hehaw hell on XM radio 3-4 pst. It;s not a plug, just a suggestion.

flyingjerseyboy

Joined: 8/18/2007

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What not to wear... Posted: 12/25/2007 9:04:45 PM
Barbe msg 161: Oh whatever will you wear instead of the chaps? And don't mention the aforementioned hospital gown. Well, unless we're playing doctor...

flyingjerseyboy

Joined: 8/18/2007

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ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 12/25/2007 9:00:25 PM
I can almost see the abhorrent behavior thing but there ae plenty of posts here that point to the fact that there are many folks into everything and anything - whatever your sexual proclivity. Casinos don't make money because everybody wins and the porn industry doesn't soley rely on me. Some things are just...gross. Public bathrooms are gross enough without mixing some unknown persons juices into it. The closet thing....I'm not so sure of. I'm pretty flamboyant as it is but took a long hard look at myself a long time ago and discovered I'm not gay. So maybe it's just me not getting other's phobias or the whole closet thing. I just really don't care. You're either an as$ho*e o you're not. Gay, handicapped, white - whatever. I guess I just don't get it. Let's have a couple of drinks and a few laughs. What the hell?

flyingjerseyboy

Joined: 8/18/2007

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Decorum in the Califorum? Posted: 12/25/2007 5:54:34 PM
damn, only a dollar? is that with one eye closed? Happy Christams all.

flyingjerseyboy

Joined: 8/18/2007

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ASK A GAY GUY Posted: 12/25/2007 5:41:47 PM
for reals here, why do you think straight guys are homophobic? I am personally flattered if anyone finds me attractive enough to query about my availability. To be offended or get upset or even angry about it....I just don't get it. What if a black woman liked my skinny white a**, or an overly weighted woman? Asian, blah blah blah, anyone who is not the same color, age, sex, etc, as me I should be offeneded if they find me desireable? I'm sorry, I don't get it. Can you enlighten me as to why YOU think guys should be homophobic?

flyingjerseyboy

Joined: 8/18/2007

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Christmas Posted: 12/24/2007 7:52:27 PM
I've got 'em hanging on my wall.

flyingjerseyboy

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Christmas Posted: 12/24/2007 4:45:43 PM
I can't STAND the "holidays". While I enjoy the reasonings behind hannukah, christmas and all other pegan oriented religious events I can't stand the commercial aspect of it. I opt out. I spend great time with my family and buy them things all through the year for whatever. One day (and my Mom hates this attitude) is not more special than the next. Why isn't St. Germaine (another enlightened being like Buddha, Christ, et al) celebrated as well? On the other hand, it is nice to see all that candy in the break room. I bought my fellows a veggie platter for a little balance. Gone in sixty seconds.

flyingjerseyboy

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Your recent blond moment... Posted: 12/24/2007 4:27:49 PM
I keep using my automatic ca doo unlocker thingy to open ALL doors

flyingjerseyboy

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Everyday Turn Ons Posted: 12/24/2007 4:16:22 PM
speaking of sex perpendicular style, do you think dogs think missionary style is kinky?

flyingjerseyboy

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Everyday Turn Ons Posted: 12/24/2007 4:15:03 PM
my ears (and several other parts of my anatomy) prick up when a woman uses multisyllabic words...correctly! Being a cabana boy is on my list of jobs to do. Then again, so is beekeeping. I am SO hoping I don't meet a rich old dowage that wishes me to perform both duties at once.

flyingjerseyboy

Joined: 8/18/2007

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PICK UP LINES Best and the worst Posted: 12/24/2007 4:03:45 PM
^^^who are you again?

flyingjerseyboy

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Things We Left Behind Posted: 12/23/2007 6:39:21 PM
for especially one ex I hope she took away that she is truly worthy of love. Even if it's not from me, romantically, anymore. For many of the others, I'm a bit off, but that doesn't EVER mean dangerous, not commited, financially unstable or otherwise undesireable. It just means my mold is somewhat odd. So I hope they take away more open eyes and embrace their own vision of reality.

flyingjerseyboy

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Life, Stress, and the pursuit of Depression Posted: 12/23/2007 6:11:59 PM
When I was overwhelmed a bit ago I decided less was more. I gave up a lot of the "comforts" I thought I needed and deserved. Started hiking more. Viola! More alone time, more money, less stress and generally felt better all around. Get out, cut down, enjoy a sunset or sunrise to make you appreciate all you DO have. Hope it helps. Been there, it sucks.

flyingjerseyboy

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Decorum in the Califorum? Posted: 12/23/2007 5:52:12 PM
I'm hanging the mistletoe right over the blue balls whilst I sit in the corne with my organ and play jingle bells.

flyingjerseyboy

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Strangest Pick up lines Posted: 12/23/2007 5:39:29 PM
are your feet tired? because you've been running though my mind all night. (with tight jeans) I see you've a quarter in your pocket. Here's my number so you can use it. where's the fire, 'cause you're hot. if I told you you had a beautiful body....would you hold it against me? Let me call a cop because it's a crime we aren't together. Should we go on?

flyingjerseyboy

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What not to wear... Posted: 12/23/2007 1:47:16 PM
okay, Barbe. yehaw! I'm really not one to talk from a fashion point of view anyway. I cut my own hair, poorly, and most would consider my mode of dress oft times odd. Am looking to by a good fez soon and have a trench coat length rabbit fur touring coat. So Barbe let's doll up and go people watching!

flyingjerseyboy

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What not to wear... Posted: 12/22/2007 6:06:34 PM
I think eeek had it right. Wea what you want to wea (my next to the e key is stuck) but I eserve the ight to laugh at you for weaing it. So, knowing that I wea cago pants, kilts, nehu jackets, chinese waiter jackets, and hiking boots always...hear ae a few of my "oh my's" overly lage sunglasses the jeans by the thighs (pant them) the straw cowboy hat look (sorry Barbe) muffin tops ON ANYONE spandex because let's face it, on MOST it looks like ten pounds of junk in a five pound bag the beer belly hanging WAY over the front of the rodeo belt buckle top-siders those jeans with the pre-faded thighs, butts, whatever. the black T-shirt with the sport jacket look and muumuus for fat people is just not right. There are other options besides bed sheets. and these ae a few of my favorite things...la la la

flyingjerseyboy

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dating outside your race Posted: 11/14/2007 8:08:33 PM
c'mon, racist? I personally don't buy that. Being a white guy checking in on this thread here is my perspective. I've dated white, black, asian, handicapped. It's a male ego myth thing. You can date any other race (but white) that has been with a black man and it's cool. But a white man dating a white woman that has been with a black man will have male inadequacy issues. Throw in an asian man dating an asian female that has dated a black male....whoa! We all know the stereotypes for the male anatomy based on skin color and the perception thereafter that we could never accomodate our new partner can be overwhelming. Skin color be damned. We're all dark with the lights off! Just freakin' enjoy a night of flyingpanties people. And if you connect on a deeper level than that, more power.

flyingjerseyboy

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what does it mean Posted: 11/14/2007 7:47:20 PM
I'm a bit of a commitment phobe myself. But just today I did this after three months. Geat girl, wonderful on paper. Beautiful, sexy, smart, does most of the things I like doing, blah blah blah. In the end though there really was not a spark or "chemistry". Could it be there were no books in her house? She listened to Kenny G and I am an old punk rocker? My house is filled with life and travel and books, hers is a magazine picture of the perfect apartment. We hiked, we drank tea and wine and ate and had incredible conversations. What is "chemistry"? No telling, to each is different. I would rather live being alone than be with somone I like a whole lot. Some can marry being friends their whole lives, I would prefer to marry a challenge of love and find common ground over a lifetime .

flyingjerseyboy

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Chivalry wanted, dead or alive! Posted: 11/14/2007 7:28:03 PM
you're either going to do it out of upbringing for respect or you're not. Women period, children, elderly, people with packages. You just DO offer doors, chairs, assistance. But this is definitely fading. I've had my mother hold doors open for others even older than her and had punks walk through behind like she was the doorman without even saying a thank you, let alone grabbing the door out of her hand and saying something as simply generous as no, please, after you (even a group of scouts AND the leader). Upbringing, parenting. Am starting to just bash my grocery cart through and past others who just don't seem to get....not chivalry, just common courtesy.

flyingjerseyboy

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People with disabilities and ignorance in society Posted: 11/14/2007 6:51:08 PM
for herding cats: I've dated black, white, asian. Bi-polar (twice) and OCD hoarding. One of the Bi-polars had a son with autism and cerebal palsy. I've had a physical therapist with one arm and worked with a guy who gave everything up to his disease of alcoholism. I have diabetes, graves disease and horrible scars from staph. I take some slight umbrage at your belief that our "compassion" does not equate to action. If your a jerk you're a jerk. Date and love for the soul. We all have bodies and they're all a little different but basically the same. For herding cats, to assume we ALL won't step up to the plate if someone appears slightly different from a norm is the same stupidity as telling a deaf person to date their own.

flyingjerseyboy

Joined: 8/18/2007

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Jokes as openers... Posted: 10/18/2007 8:41:57 PM
I just sent what I thought was a pretty witty email where the girl in question put "sense of direction" as one of her interests. I turned the phrase aound a few times "life" direction or when you're lost in the desert you have a keen interest in sense of direction. I also complimented on her appearance and asked her a few questions referencing her profile. All very polite and above board. The scathing email I got back questioning her "sense of direction" was breathtakingly horrific. Theres a fine line when just emailing someone with wit before they know you. In my case "breaking the ice" always seems to have humor involved. I would email back and say thanks for the laugh followed by either Now get new material and don't email me again until you do or Now tell me more.

flyingjerseyboy

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STRANGE FIRST DATE REQUESTS Posted: 10/18/2007 7:48:08 PM
funny thread. Ever thought of your hot coffee in his lap after the request? That way you could have kept dating him and only given the BJ once the burn blisters went away. And, while the paramedics were working on his sizzling member you could have seen wether he was trimmed and trimmed.

flyingjerseyboy

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Interesting place to ask for a date Posted: 10/18/2007 7:34:04 PM
OP, I wasn't dumping on you for turning him down. Just trying to build up to the end so I could use the pun. That other post where it mentions the places to meet people - grocery store et al, can anyone verify about the meat section being the most often "meeting" area of a grocery store? Something rings in my head that I heard or read that somewhere.

flyingjerseyboy

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Hands Up Posted: 10/18/2007 2:47:35 PM
I've had to say it on more than one occaision. Sometimes after one date, sometimes more. I now have to do it again. On paper this girl has it all and she said she really is crazy about me. In person...fizzle. Whatever IT is is not there. I think it's a combination of smell, the sound of voice and cadnece of speech, body movement and sparkle of touch.

flyingjerseyboy

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women and bratty @55 kids Posted: 10/18/2007 2:42:07 PM
It's parenting all the way. If they learn it at school they'll TRY and bring it home but it needs to be stopped at the door. If it's happening IN school they'll notify you. If it's happening when they're with their friends see sentence 1.

flyingjerseyboy

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Worst clothes to wear on a first date... Posted: 10/18/2007 2:28:57 PM
hey, hey,...go easy on the lederhosen thing as a fashion nono. Next you'll be attacking my mandarin coats, nehru jackets, and kilts

flyingjerseyboy

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Interesting place to ask for a date Posted: 10/18/2007 2:26:05 PM
c'mon now...was that the only reason? Was he an ogre or something? If th TP aisle was the only reason then I think you should have gone out with him. He was probably stalking you the whole time, finally got his nerve up and it happened to be THERE. Turning him down was pretty sh***y.

flyingjerseyboy

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Pity Gift Have you ever got one? Posted: 10/17/2007 6:25:12 PM
What the hell is a pity gift? Is it that a virtual gift thing? Or a real gift thing? I know, after having dated a few times, I give a gift of a book or some music but a bookcase? Hell, I want that! I need that!

flyingjerseyboy

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The Silent Treatment or Giving an explanation WHY it is a No Posted: 10/17/2007 5:55:07 PM
I once got a black rose the next day after telling someone there was no chemistry. But telling someone after a few dates is freeing. Another date breathed a sigh of relief after I said it because she wasn't feeling it either. And now I must say it again. We've been going out andon paper she's great. Looks, BRAINS, good job, a little baggage but we've all got that. But that spark is not there. I don't think about her every waking moment and won't settle for less. NOT telling her is tantamount to a big lie to myself and her and frees both of us - early on - to look for someone else that will create that spark. No chemistry is an honest thing. She's great on paper, I just don't read that one.

flyingjerseyboy

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What do swimsuit calendars mean to you? Posted: 10/16/2007 10:05:29 AM
HAH! That's funny. A calendar! Drop me in a forest somewhere and I can find my way back, but tell me WHEN to be back is another story. If I want to know the time or date I ask someone. As far as the OBJECT of a calendar with swimsuit/model types I've always found them to be hilarious. I think about the women showing off tools or whatnot and try to think what thinking. We all have bodies, they're all a little different but basically the same and anybody who puts one up shwoing jiggly bits for any reason....so what? We're bombarded by someone else's idea of physical beauty every freakin' day in all sorts of media. Late at night on comedy central they have commercials for the girls gone wild videos. Does it make me leacherous for not turning the channel when that crap comes on? Or just to lazy or drunk to hit the next channel button?

flyingjerseyboy

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Does race matter? Posted: 10/7/2007 8:43:49 PM
WITNESS! An a**hole is just that, a lovely person is just the same.

flyingjerseyboy

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What IS it about kilts? Posted: 10/7/2007 8:39:41 PM
check out utilikilts.com out of seattle. I'm Irish and have my really expensive family tartan kilt for special occaisions. Utilikilts.com from seattle make hard wearing kilts for the every day wearer and laborer. PLUS, they give you a benefit of understanding what the everyday woman goes through wearing a skirt if they have to #2 but is SO easy as a male if you have to #1

flyingjerseyboy

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What IS it about kilts? Posted: 10/7/2007 7:45:45 PM
hey, I know this is an ask a girl forum but the ask a guy forum is boring. So I thought I would throw in a males perspective and experience. Preface this by knowing I'm consideed quite odd anyway. Kilt comes from the norse word skelte (I think that's the spelling) which means any short garment - skirt, shirt, etc. I wear them because they are rarely seen, especially in every day wear by american males, they are really comfortable and (utilikilts.com) functional, express my indivduality and my ethnic background (Irish) and still, though I don't do the mohawk thing or drive a hearse as a personal vehicle anymore, make people think (hopefully) beyond the look. I'm a successful professional computer networking guru and am respected for that. Guys that can get around that are looking for outcome, women tend to think that a guy who has that much confidence is a guy worth knowing. ANYONE who would deny themselves knowing me because of what I wear, before actually knowing me, is not WRONG, just limiting themselves to possibilities. As far as that goes then, women don't see it, from my experience, as a weird or gay type of thing, just a confident person type of thing. Sure I get laughed at or stared at or snickered at, but why should I care? I get more open compliments - from men wishing they had the courage, to women wishing they could see what's really worn underneath, that make the snickers of the unbelievers irrelevant. Stand strong, stand tall, and believe in everything you do and nothing - dress, speech, look or others concerns on how you dress, look, or speak, can sway you from your confidence of who you are. ppphhheewwww.

flyingjerseyboy

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comando or not and why? Posted: 10/7/2007 7:10:45 PM
That's why I wear kilts. FREEDOM! Wear pants, wash pants. Wear underpants, wash underpants. Wear pants with NO underpants, still wash pants

flyingjerseyboy

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Dead Aminals on Profiles... Posted: 10/7/2007 6:13:57 PM
Forget those chuckleheads. They are only here to hunt and provide me, the omnipotent master of the universe, with the tasty tidbits of their efforts. And yes, we all provide insight with our pictures...sometimes not so subtle, into our hobbies, interests, etc. If a woman shows only pictures at parties in full glam doesn't that tell you something? Or a guy in only an office environment in all his pics? Tells more than the words sometimes. Just be careful when the words in the profile and the pics don't match up. Someone that says they "love" animals and a pic of deer hunting may be telling the truth, just read differently. Or a sheep pic.....

flyingjerseyboy

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Does race matter? Posted: 10/7/2007 5:19:46 PM
WHAT? That white devil shebi**h is trying to thin the glorious blood line of the fine Hispanic History and culture? For shame. Really though, who cares what color the skin or culture? When the lights are out we're all black. We all get hungry and we all bleed red. Slap a burqa on her when she's around your friends/family. Then they won't think she's white but oh lawdy, what ELSE will they think?

flyingjerseyboy

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Appropriation of the message Posted: 10/7/2007 4:55:45 PM
my two anal-retentive cents: if they write "your beautiful" instead of "you're beautiful", aren't they forgetting something? Like: your beautiful eyes led me to contact you.

flyingjerseyboy

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Why don't any woman like guys who do drugs? Posted: 10/7/2007 4:39:25 PM
oh and one more thing. I just read a post from the OP where he said coke is a bad drug. Just goes to show that all of us have levels of comfort. Remember RoseAnne Roseannadanna? If it's not one thing it's another.... Coffee makes me jagged, tequila makes me invinsible, gin helps me write and vodka helps me clean house, and cold white wine REALLY improves my harmonica playing (but don't ask my neighbors about that). Pot makes me sleepy so I don't do it. Everyone has their levels of comfort.

flyingjerseyboy

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Why don't any woman like guys who do drugs? Posted: 10/7/2007 4:26:43 PM
in reply to post 41: "Although, and I know this is going to sound bad...... if they smoke cigarettes, they can get the hell away from me cuz I'm not going anywhere near them! lol But unlike pot, smoking is awful for you, WILL kill you (pot will not), and will make you smell like poooooooooooooo! " You've hit the nail on the head by saying this. Putting legal and health issues aside, it comes down to personal choice...IN ALL THINGS. And personal choice comes from education, experience, upbringing, etc. Don't like red cardigans? Don't wear them then. Don't like someone who smokes pot? Don't date them. If they have many other wonderful qualities, but one that's a deal breaker then that is all it takes.

flyingjerseyboy

Joined: 8/18/2007

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I have a question for the ladies??? Posted: 10/7/2007 3:50:19 PM
[paris hilton looks like 9 miles of bad road.] and then you throw in the speed bumps of anderson and thank you, I'll take an alternate route.

flyingjerseyboy

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Photos and dark clothing? Posted: 10/7/2007 3:20:36 PM
yes, and preferably black or camo for jumping through the brambles at night playing hide and seek without the neighbors noticing since we're most likely going to try and sneek into their hot tub later on.

flyingjerseyboy

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How do you feel about table for one? Posted: 10/7/2007 3:00:52 PM
oh, those too! The people watching, conversation overhearing. And I'll say 50/50 on the waitstaff thing. Sometimes yes, sometimes I become invisible.

flyingjerseyboy

Joined: 8/18/2007

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How do you feel about table for one? Posted: 10/7/2007 2:50:04 PM
I do tech support, face to face all day long and, while I'm sociable enough most times, I also really enjoy being able to take myself out to a restaurant and have a nice meal alone with a book.

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