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SpunkyMunkey64

Joined: 4/20/2005

Msg: 40 (view)

Chuck Norris Posted: 9/4/2007 10:51:19 AM
The state of Texas, in reverence of the almighty Chuck Norris, decided to name a stretch of road after him. Soon after, the road had to be renamed. The reasoning was that any car driving perpendiclar to the road, and attempting to drive over it, was met with an untimely end as their cars careened out of control and all occupants died instantly. This is due to the fact that nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives to tell about it. George W Bush, Mahatma Ghandi, and Chuck Norris all died coincidentally died on the same day. Jesus met them at the pearly gates to question who should sit at his right hand, overseeing all in heaven. Bush responded, "I believe it is my leadership of a nation in turmoil that makes me a suitable candidate." Ghandi said, "I believe it is my nonviolent peace resolution that makes me a better person." Chuck Norris said, "I believe.... you're sitting in my seat." Satan went to earth to visit Chuck Norris to confront him about all the people that he had sent to Hell with his roundhouse kicks and violent tendancies, as he was causing an overpopulation in the Dark Lord's realm. After a brief altercation, the devil apologized for his folly, and now he and Chuck Norris are said to have become very good poker buddies every Thursday night. Chuck norris is the only man to have ever run around the world so fast he roundhouse kicked himself in the back of the head. Chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight on. It's not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark.. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

SpunkyMunkey64

Joined: 4/20/2005

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I work odd hours...does that make me less dateable? Posted: 9/4/2007 10:29:12 AM
I just started working an EMS job down in Fort Myers, Fl, and there's no easy schedule there. 24 hours on, 48 hours off. Unless you do the day trucks, then it's 2 days on, 3 days off, 3 days on, 2 days off. No one ever gets your schedule right.. With my 24/48 schedule right now.. yeah, it's a little hard to meet people, especially later on during the winter months when we'll be bogged down by snowbirds and running calls constantly. But the ones who do understand, are the ones who are truly deserve my attention. A lot of people don't understand why I can't come running to their every beck and call or is it "beckon call"? I'm not sure. it lets you know quickly who to devote time to, because they'll want to make time for you, and vice versa.

SpunkyMunkey64

Joined: 4/20/2005

Msg: 208 (view)

Do women really want a nice guy? Posted: 10/26/2006 3:19:07 PM
I don't even know where to go on this whole subject. I try and be as charming as I can stand to, and have tried to make all the girls that I've dated feel like the genuine gems that they are.. And yet I don't get back nothing, but rather get back strife. I bring them roses and they tell me that I'm different in a bad way like how I am too laid back or that I can sometimes get easily frustrated just like most other guys.. I don't know if that means I'm the wrong one for trying to be a nice guy and not treating the girls like crap, or if I'm just dating the wrong people that are in actuality either downright.. well you know.. or just plain out isn't my type. What's really bothersome is that, the ugly doesn't show until like, sometimes a month into it, sometimes a week into the relationship. it's frustrating the games girls play

SpunkyMunkey64

Joined: 4/20/2005

Msg: 107 (view)

Best break-up lines Posted: 9/1/2006 2:49:52 PM
I dated this girl for 8 months. Her longest relationship by FAR... She didn't know if she wanted to date me anymore, so she made a list of my good qualities and bad. And then put a number, 1-10, on how significant they were to her. A month later, she told me what she had done, and she said, "Look.. I really care about you.. And trust me, your good qualities FAR outrank your bad one.. But it's all the bad ones that add up that make me no longer want to be with you." 2 days later, she told me she slept with one of her good friends. Girls suck.

SpunkyMunkey64

Joined: 4/20/2005

Msg: 212 (view)

Lakeland (and beyond) get together July 15th Posted: 7/6/2006 3:25:32 PM
It looks and sounds intriguing.. But looks like I'd be the youngest person going.. You sure this ale house can hold close to 400 people? And I'm only 19, so about that umbrella in the drink... How's that gonna work?

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