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komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 139 (view)

Are you an ASSMAN ? Posted: 10/13/2005 12:24:28 PM
Ive heard it called a "pooper" and sometimes use that term. Other, much less appealing nicknames are: 1) Turd Basket 2) Fart Box too gross for me! I recently heard it called a "badonk-a-donk" DAMN that's funny! Any other funny names for the bootay??

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 476 (view)

Rally to Impeach Dubbya Posted: 10/13/2005 10:45:15 AM
Point of fact: Clinton was impeached for actually lying under oath. Not "lying" about blwjobs which not only implies blwjobs were the issue but also that lying under oath wasn't actually the case. It was. the "massive suffering, and deaths of American citizens" isnt a coherent charge against the President himself. So no, it's not in of itself an impeachable offense. Don't get me wrong, I didnt vote for the guy (this time) and Im not happy with his job performance, but getting dramatic over his shortcomings doesn't really solve anything. One can be a much less than stellar (ok, sucky in this case) President and still not be guilty of an impeachable crime. ~ They tried to impeach Clinton for "lying" about bl*w-jobs ? ! Clinton responded to the question of having "sex", by the legal definition. btw... Europeans were laughing at the US. And now, if Bush is not Impeached, ... for the Massive Suffering, and Deaths of American citizens, due to his inept, and negligent administration... There is NO Justice in America.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 178 (view)

two words: internet porn Posted: 7/14/2005 11:04:42 AM
That, and our priorities/needs tend to change as we get older..... It's hard to hold a beer while having sex! LOL. We got a collective headache. ...but seriously, I think we just let day to day stress get to us more and it sucks the fun out of things...no pun intended!

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 447 (view)

Why do women post pictures of their breasts in thier profile? Posted: 6/16/2005 7:20:11 AM
Did someone say Paella? I want some too! I havent had good Paella since I was in Madrid 2 years ago. Could I pay you to make me some Paella my mouth is watering!

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 446 (view)

Why do women post close-up boob shots in their profiles? Posted: 6/16/2005 7:16:38 AM
I think Brewfaerie hit the nail on the head. If a woman (or man) feels that a close up of their bodyparts helps define who they are in their profile, there's probably not too much more to them than that. Don't expect any deep meaningful conversations from such folk. They have nothing else to offer

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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footnote Posted: 6/13/2005 2:04:07 PM
Not if they've been washed. Then they're clean and fresh. eeee feet r dirty Besides, keep in mind that most of us put our mouth on or around body parts that could be considered "icky" but are fine as long as they're thoroughly scrubbed clean.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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....by special request only ;-) Posted: 6/13/2005 5:28:21 AM
I've done it when asked to and that in itself was the turn-on. Not the feet but that I was pleasing my lady. I couldnt believe how soaked she was once I was done with her toes and worked my way up her inner thighs. HEH. I dont have a foot fetish, but that doesnt mean I dont like sucking on a womans toes. It drives them crazy...

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 132 (view)

A question of height ... Posted: 6/12/2005 5:15:14 PM
most of the women I've dated have been my height or a little taller. I dont have a problem with dating a woman who's taller than me, but probably wouldnt go for a 6 footer. It would be very inconvenient to give "surprise kisses" to someone I'd have to jump up to reach!

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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internet dateing sux Posted: 6/12/2005 1:14:21 PM
Don't feel bad........even when you get farther and "make contact" via IM alot can be lost in writing vs. talking in person with disastrous results. I have already had several near misses where my personality apparently doesnt come across nearly as charming via text as it would in person........not that I'm Prince Charming, mind you.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 93 (view)

For the Men Over 30 Posted: 6/12/2005 8:44:33 AM
Why would you be "weiry" (do you mean weary or wary?) of men who have successfully avoided having children if they havent wanted any? Some of us don't have any interest in the responsibilities and consequences of fatherhood and have been successful in avoiding any such "trap." By trap I mean the result of not being careful when doing "baby making excercises" and then having to pay for it for the rest of their lives. Parenting is a thankless job and some of us are too selfish and responsible to let it happen to us. Im only speaking of myself here. I dont know if any other men feel the same way, but i guess it's possible..........

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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Favorite Retro Song Posted: 6/8/2005 11:39:46 AM
What about the Stray Cats' "Eighteen Miles From Memphis?" STRAY CATS ...........ROCK THIS TOWN .......Love this one STRAY CATS ................SEXY & 17 STRAY CATS ...............STRAY CAT STRUT

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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Anyone watch The 4400 last night? Posted: 6/6/2005 4:02:22 PM
well, maybe they thought they were just bending the truth by saying the 4400 were abducted by aliens....they're supposedly humans from the distant future who have developed different parts of the brain and therefore special powers. So, I guess they'd be considered aliens by us in the present........? The first episode of the season was 2 hours long. ALOT of cool stuff happened in it. 3 of the guest stars were awesome additions to the episode (as I mentioned above). Briefly, the baby is now 6 months old and does have special powers.....Isabelle is her name and she is able to communicate with Lily on some level. Tom's son Kyle is now is normal self (finally) and his partner (I cant remember her name) has actually adopted Maya, the little girl who can see the future. Maya said she stopped having premonitions a few months ago but the mom finds her diary in which she keeps a record of the premonitions, so she was just saying that so everyone would think she was just a normal kid again. I dont want to go into any more detail because there was alot going on. Im sure they'll re-air it sometime this week before the next episode sunday. YOu might want to watch it.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 34 (view)

would you wax your body for your woman Posted: 6/6/2005 11:03:39 AM
hahahahahahahahaaaaaa! as opposed to "beachballs"....hehehehehehe...

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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Worst Breakup Line you ever used or heard Posted: 6/6/2005 11:00:13 AM
Woman: "I cant see you anymore. My husband found out." Me: "WHAT? You're MARRIED?????????"

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 134 (view)

Favorite Retro Song Posted: 6/6/2005 10:53:10 AM
aye, who doesnt love a good Polka once in awhile?

komet155

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would you wax your body for your woman Posted: 6/6/2005 10:45:18 AM
"boyballs?"

komet155

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Anyone watch The 4400 last night? Posted: 6/6/2005 10:43:10 AM
^^^ I felt a little bit let down by the sudden wrap-up last season too, but it seems they had a good plan. I mean, if they copped out and made up aliens then the challenge would probably have to be resisting their influence but since actual humans from the future are involved and since it's in the best interest of humanity the challenge is more on figuring out what they're trying to change instead of "fighting back" against some kind of invasion.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 132 (view)

Favorite Retro Song Posted: 6/6/2005 10:34:47 AM
My favorite Billy Idol song is Blue Highway. Anything by Billy Idol

komet155

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would you wax your body for your woman Posted: 6/6/2005 6:16:29 AM
I'm not very hairy.......for an Italian. I don't think I'd ever be inspired to shave or wax anything below the neckline for any reason. On the flip side, I dont expect a woman to shave anything she doesnt want to...... in fact, I prefer lotsa "natural foliage" in some areas!

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 122 (view)

Over 30 -- What is your biggest turn on Posted: 6/6/2005 6:03:27 AM
child-bearing hips (on a woman, of course!)

komet155

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Anyone watch The 4400 last night? Posted: 6/6/2005 5:45:43 AM
I especially enjoyed the performance by Summer Glau as the crazy girl. She seems to have that type of character nailed down. She's also played that kind of role in "firefly." Jeffrey Combs was nice to see without blue skin and antennae (he's played Shran the Andorian on Enterprise) and Charles Napier combined 2 of his signature roles.......judge and redneck......into one super role of judgemental redneck.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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Why do guys take so long to come? Posted: 6/6/2005 5:40:29 AM
Sometimes if a guy is concentrating on it too hard "the point" slips right by him and once past that "push point" it's hard to acheive orgasm. At least in my experience.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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What's ur drink ?? Posted: 6/6/2005 5:37:20 AM
Usually ! I also enjoy single malt scotch on special occasions. I used to drink kamikazes in the 80's.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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Anyone watch "The 4400" last night? Posted: 6/6/2005 5:35:10 AM
I don't know if I'm posting in the right thread, but the "season 2" premiere was last night and it was awesome! I (now) see how they can keep this story going for a long time......it's like an neverending mystery to be solved.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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IS AGE REALLY A FACTOR? Posted: 6/6/2005 5:14:12 AM
chronological age can be stretched if the 2 people are closer in mental age as far as maturity and attitudes......but only so far. I would think the absolute limit is 10 years but for me I think it's no more than 6 or 7 years. I dated a chick 8.5 years younger than me once and in some ways age made no difference but in others (emotional maturity) she was younger than her age so it was impossible for me to deal with in the long run.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 93 (view)

Favorite Retro Song Posted: 5/31/2005 3:28:45 AM
^^^ CORRECTION: The song I mentioned is actually called "Honest Mistake" by the Bravery.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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Women’s Lib in Relationships Today Posted: 5/30/2005 6:52:23 PM
I have nothing against women's lib. I think it's refreshing when a woman takes the initiative, or wants to take me out to dinner or drinks, or decides not to shave her bodyhair. It's all good. :)

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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Fish who may be clueless to obvious advances Posted: 5/30/2005 6:18:49 PM
Mainegrad: You might want to try a more direct approach and send him or her an instant massage. Speaking from experience we menfolk aren't all too perceptive sometimes. LOL no..not emails...I'm too chicken.a.aahahahahah just very blatant posts. (instant message was deliberately misspelled for those of you keeping track).

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 142 (view)

chicka-wow! chicka-WOW-wow! Posted: 5/30/2005 6:13:51 PM
^^^ Good question.

komet155

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saggy tits Posted: 5/30/2005 5:59:55 PM
.....are udderly fantastic! But seriously, small and perky Rachael-Ray like narbs are brest, err, best.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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Favorite Retro Song Posted: 5/30/2005 5:54:59 PM
I cant say it's my all-time absolute favorite but it's one of my faves....... "Is She Really Going Out With Him" by Joe Jackson. As far as retro-sounding currently new music "It's a mistake" by the Bravery sounds VERY 80's.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 134 (view)

Is it ok to view porn if you're in a relationship? Posted: 5/30/2005 12:50:05 PM
Ive been single so long that it would take time for me to get weaned off looking at nudie pics and the occasional movie. I don't think it's actually cheating since the actresses/models don't know you, will never meet you and vice versa. It's a passive form of excitment in my opinion. Still, if I dated someone who was adamant about it, I would try to go cold turkey but if I had a problem with that I'd have to let her know I need her to pose for me and do all sorts of nasty stuff to keep me off the porn wagon. LOL.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 66 (view)

What floats your boat... Non Sexually? Posted: 5/30/2005 7:09:39 AM
self-confidence, a sense of adventure, open-mindedness to trying new things.....i mean with regards to hobbies and travel and the like. One trap I'm trying to avoid now that I'm "gettin' old" is to be set in my ways. I prefer someone who's also resisting becoming some fuddy duddy in a certain groove with no room for growth. Intellectual curiosity is also a turn-on. :)

komet155

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Fat Chicks Can be Picky too Posted: 5/29/2005 5:34:15 AM
Women can be just as shallow as men. I've encountered single women on the prowl whose standards for men include "must be over 5'11" when they are in fact only 5 ft 1 themselves. I can easily understand if a woman wants someone who is at least the same height as them, but have no sympathy for the ones who want an overly tall "daddy" figure. A pox on them! waves his short arms in indignation Anyway, other than that, I don't think it's unreasonable or wrong or odd that certain people develop certain standards for what they want in a mate. In fact, I'd prefer someone who is picky rather than someone whose self esteem is so low that they'd go out with anybody. That wouldnt make me feel too special. I like to feel special and whatnot. LOL. And finally, "fatness" is relative. I've seen women who society considers fat (and who consider themselves fat) who are perfectly attractive to me. On the other end of the spectrum, there are shapeless, out of control fat women who make me turn away in disgust. The term BBW is a misnomer.......not all big women are big BEAUTIFUL women.

komet155

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Dirty Thirties!!! Posted: 5/25/2005 11:56:59 AM
I don't know what "dirty thirties" are so maybe I missed the bus?

komet155

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What is your favorite Celeb body feature Posted: 5/25/2005 11:53:26 AM
Rachael Ray. Birds sing songs about her phenomenal ass whenever she walks by.

komet155

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older women with younger men Posted: 5/22/2005 6:35:48 AM
I think it depends on how big an age difference and how big a maturity difference the man and woman have. I've dated older women (one was 15 years older) but she didnt act 42, she had an very young attitude and a butt that would not quit.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

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ick ick ick! and ouch! Posted: 5/22/2005 6:31:32 AM
I agree, what a disgusting idea! I cannot (and will not) imagine having stuck up the ol' weephole. However, a lady trying to press her tongue into it will not be discouraged from doing so...... Just of the thought of this topic makes me cry. Now if you excuse me I am going to pass out.

komet155

Joined: 4/24/2005

Msg: 116 (view)

Applications for FORUM SEX QUEEN Posted: 5/19/2005 2:49:21 PM
I nominate Pandy in her high heeled shoes.

komet155

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'tis better to give than to receive Posted: 5/19/2005 8:25:47 AM
I'm a giver. I get much more satisfaction from causing extreme arousal than if I'd just lay back and be tended to. There's more of a mental connection for me if I'm working on someone from all angles........especially if I draw it out over a long time by teasing.

komet155

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Pantyhose and such Posted: 5/17/2005 10:33:53 AM
^^^ I agree with that

komet155

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Women Making Initial Contact Posted: 5/17/2005 7:42:41 AM
I find it strangely exhilirating when a woman asserts herself and makes the first moves.

komet155

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the most annoying habits from the opposite sex Posted: 5/16/2005 8:20:31 AM
bad breath. bad spelling. those are a few of the things that annoy me.

komet155

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Msg: 69 (view)

men argggggghhhhhhhhhhhh Posted: 5/16/2005 8:09:50 AM
ooh, can I watch? Just kidding! fionamclean: think i'll go gay But seriously, even if some men (and women) misrepresent who they are, don't despair. Most men and women realize there's not much sense in lying about who they are on here if they intend to get very far....so I'm sure you'll soon find someone genuine.

komet155

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Do you look young for your age? Posted: 5/16/2005 8:03:20 AM
I have been told I look young for my age and I don't actually act my age, but I don't think it's a "selling point" so I don't mention it. There are pics in my profile so people can draw their own conclusion. On the flip side, I wouldn't care if someone posts whether or not they look their age in a profile. I'd rather just look at the pic(s) and judge for myself.

komet155

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Single men and women who put on a wedding ring or band - to attract more people Posted: 5/11/2005 1:12:36 PM
Same here. I always look for a ring and when I see one I know to keep my distance. I still check out the various features, though. Can't hurt! I never go after women if I see a band. I always check though I think women that go for men with rings are retarded

komet155

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NYC July 4th! Posted: 5/11/2005 10:53:33 AM
I might be able to come check it out..... I prefer meeting in manhattan than in Brooklyn or Queens, though. It's alot easier to get around manhattan (by train). I wouldnt think of driving into NYC on July 4th because of the massive roadblocks they'd have up for security. Lots of tourists come to see the sailing ships go up and down the Hudson.

komet155

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Msg: 22 (view)

If I had a million dollars........if I had a million dollars! Posted: 5/10/2005 7:07:30 AM
I'd buy you some art........a Picasso or a Garfunkel! la la la

komet155

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if you were given a million dollars what would you do with it? Posted: 5/9/2005 5:58:14 PM
I'd buy some shares of berkshire hathaway for my retirement.

komet155

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Msg: 48 (view)

out of state tuition brouhaha and illegal aliens Posted: 5/9/2005 5:55:48 PM
It's sad that it comes to this test case about in-state tuiton to push the problem to the surface. If state universities have to elimininate the out of state higher tuition in order to keep giving the discount (unfairly, in my opinion) to illegals, the budget shortfall will have to come from somewhere.....higher state taxes, most likely. I hope they don't do that just so they can keep giving illegal aliens the lower tuition...do the opposite......keep the out of state higher tuition for all out of state students AND also charge illegals an even higher rate than out of state tuition. That way, if the illegals don't like it, they can seek subsidized education in their country of origin..wherever that is.

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