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 Author Thread: Bi-sexuality.....
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 31 (view)
 
Bi-sexuality.....
Posted: 5/22/2009 9:10:09 PM
Of coures. But I Am bi-sexual because I have loved the smell of a women. Her soft skin, I do what I do because I enjoy it. If my partner would like to participate thats fine by me.
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 168 (view)
 
Cash For Sex
Posted: 5/22/2009 8:50:10 PM
.Marc Said :That IS the literal definition of the word whore. How else would you describe it?



The English word whore derives from the Old English word hora (from the Indo-European root ka meaning "desire"). Use of the word whore is widely considered pejorative, especially in its modern slang form of ho'. In Germany most prostitutes' organizations deliberately use the word Hure (whore) since they feel that prostitute is a bureaucratic term.

Female prostitutes are at risk of violent crime,[39] as well as possibly at higher risk of occupational mortality than any other group of women ever studied.

For example, the homicide rate for female prostitutes was estimated to be 204 per 100,000 (Potterat et al., 2004), which is considerably higher than that for the next riskiest occupations in the United States during a similar period (4 per 100,000 for female liquor store workers and 29 per 100,000 for male taxicab drivers) (Castillo et al., 1994). However, there are substantial differences in rates of victimization between street prostitutes and indoor prostitutes who work as escorts, call girls, or in brothels and massage parlors (Weitzer 2000, 2005).

Perpetrators include violent clients, pimps, and corrupt law-enforcement officers. Prostitutes (particularly those engaging in street prostitution) are also sometimes the targets of serial killers, who may consider them easy targets, or use the religious and social stigma associated with prostitutes as justification for their murder. Prostitutes themselves often take their clients to out of the way places where they are less likely to be interrupted, which is very convenient for serial killers. Being criminals in most jurisdictions, prostitutes are less likely than the law-abiding to be looked for by police if they disappear, making them favored targets of predators.

And as I stated earlier, prostitutes are the highest social bracket that become victims, kind of ironic since I truely feel that the illegalization was pushed based more on morality and way less on the idea of a "John " being robbed, and raped. thereby making them victims. There are no victims ( okay okay, the wives and girlffriends, but not in the way that stuff happens to them.

The unidentified serial killer (or killers) known as Jack the Ripper is said to have killed at least five prostitutes in London in 1888. More recently, Robert Pickton, a Canadian who lived near Vancouver, made headlines after the remains of several missing prostitutes were found buried on his farm. He now stands charged with the murder of 26 Vancouver area women, and is suspected by police of killing at least four more (though no charges have been laid in relation to their murder). Gary Ridgway (aka the Green River Killer), confessed to killing 48 prostitutes from 1982 to 1998, making him one of the most prolific serial killers in American history.[40] In December 2006, Steve Wright murdered five prostitutes in Ipswich, England (see 2006 Ipswich murder investigation.
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 164 (view)
 
Cash For Sex
Posted: 5/22/2009 7:26:29 PM
Sorry to say but, taking cash for sex is not only prostitution, but a very good way to rip Uncle Sam off,
But on the real side, if she is your friend let her know that she is treadding in dangerous waters. Prositutes are the highest targeted for criminal acts (by perpitrators): Rape, Robbery, Kidnapping and Murder. If she is so board tell her to get a job, or start college or find a real hobby, something. The easier it gets for her to dis-respect herself, the harder it is to get away from the thinking that that says its alright to do things like that. She needs to find some self respect, and that comes with doing stuff to be proud of.
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 44 (view)
 
Bi- Curious????
Posted: 7/16/2008 10:15:42 PM
My answer to the question is, go out and find a chick that you find attractive, and ask her if she'd help you with a experiment of sorts, than, tell her you would like to find out if you are bi sexual or not, and the only way to find out is by having sex with another chick. If you like it, viola!!! Your Bi sexual, a whole new venue of fun awaits you!!!!

A Wicked And Sexy Mistress Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 299 (view)
 
The Kinky Test
Posted: 6/12/2008 6:49:21 PM
My results where 681, I thought it would have been less. Hummmmmm.....


Sexy Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 173 (view)
 
For those of you who enjoy rough sex:
Posted: 5/29/2008 1:21:13 AM
It is absolutly impossible to go back to a vanilla sex life if you have tried the darker side, and loved it. I am one of those, who settled for missionary, and no oral...etc, but then met a person who showed me the true meaning of good sex, and I have been sharing the good news to others ever since.

Ruined? I would say not, inlightened perhaps, but certainly not ruined.

SexyWanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 85 (view)
 
Masturbation=cheating
Posted: 5/21/2008 6:30:05 AM
Masterbation is NOT CHEATING. To think that is not only ludacrious, but in mature, and shows the jealousy that the partner who " wont allow it " has. I'd tell them to grow the **** up, and if that didn't work, than give them a real reason to say hat your cheating!
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 87 (view)
 
Does anal sex count?
Posted: 5/21/2008 6:24:52 AM
Hell yeah it count!

SexyWanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 35 (view)
 
I'd like help understanding this .....
Posted: 7/27/2007 3:19:07 PM
Sounds like he is real inmature. Its probably better you saw his true colors befor it was to late and you were in love with him.

Take it as a good thing. Now cast your poll and start fishing.

S. Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 58 (view)
 
Why so hostile in SoCal
Posted: 8/6/2006 8:39:10 PM

Im originally from San Francisco...but arrived here at age 11 and still think there is something uptight about LA. A lot of people come here from other places who want to be "actors and actresses"...so the ego mayhem is one part of it. We get a lot of narcissistic dreaming here, as well as creative people...

For some reason....there is a kokky paranoia about LA...a kind of...look on whether the grass is greener on the other side.......in marriage and dating. Nobody stays together, everybody breaks up...because they think that relationships are a ground for sex and self service way too much. This place is transient...I think. Not like the Midwest.

So...I think that a lot of people who come here "feel" the vibe....all the actors, dreamers, porn stars, and big wig hot shots who prance.

I'm guilty of that garbage too....it grows on you after so many people do it around you for years, especially if you have struggled with kids and supporting a family and dealt with it. You wanna "prance back"....yeah....that's what it is. Kind of like sticking your tongue out at an archetype of arrogant music producers.....prancing back....."Well, you may have done that 20 years ago jerk....but I just won a Grammy after 20 years of raising kids !"

(evil laugh)....you get tired of it. It would be sooooooo nice to just be around regular down to earth hippie kids from the mid-west and family types who don't get divorced every three minutes.....and IM you for sex....now....when you don't even know the pirates


khrock, I think that you hit the nail right on the head. The bottom line is that most people here in california are from other places with dreams of making it big, only to discovour that it is not un like their very own home town. That , would make me angrey, hostil, and a real **** to boot. Everyone has their breaking limits. Some are just not made up to take putting on a mask daily just so that they do not get hurt, and it imminates through other avenues, hence attitude. I hope that you find who you seek , and that she bring you joy. Everyone deserves to be happy.

Sexy wanda
 sexywanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 51 (view)
 
Why so hostile in SoCal
Posted: 7/17/2006 11:15:15 PM
Because they are hot in the summer, and not as great as the girls from Honolulu
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 114 (view)
 
too much masturbating?
Posted: 5/17/2006 12:59:43 AM
OMG... I have a pocket rocket to match every outfit I wear .....

As well as make plans around my self love time, that would be between 8am -9am... busy 10- 12pm...busy... 1-3pm busy 6-9pm busy. 10 10:30pm Before bed relaxation time...so?????
Waddaayah think>??


Sexy Masterbating her ass off Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 113 (view)
 
too much masturbating?
Posted: 5/17/2006 12:51:19 AM
Too Much???!!!!!


OMG, That IS FUNNY!!!!!


A Love lovin myself wicked mistress and sexywanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 83 (view)
 
Has anyone ever broken the bed?
Posted: 1/23/2006 11:18:01 PM
Hell Yeah!!!
Broken sink, bed, dresser, and coffee table too!!
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 17 (view)
 
No STD testing because they're affraid of the answer? eeek!
Posted: 1/23/2006 11:12:27 PM
No kidding!..

If you are going to be irresponsible and risk your own life fine, but to risk another is plain selfish, and uncool!
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 79 (view)
 
What Is Absolutly Off Limits???
Posted: 12/18/2005 4:53:10 PM
LOL Stevens..That is a real drag for sure.....

I would also like to ad that paying my own way in life, and no Tiffany Lucidia vvs1 on the first date is .....way way....OFFF Limits man!!!! Anyone who listens to the Bee Gee's remake of Sargent Pepers, and guys who " just loves "...Dona Somer.... Ohhh Off Limits!
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 77 (view)
 
What Is Absolutly Off Limits???
Posted: 12/18/2005 4:10:54 PM
A fifth of Jack in a Biker Bar, after no sex for a month..... That is a diffenate NOOO WAYYY
Offf Limits for me!


Then it is all about.:

Noo I stay safe and stick to dungeons, and dessert parties,
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 14 (view)
 
People who tell you how good they are in bed
Posted: 12/18/2005 3:54:21 PM
OMG, That happens to me al the time....Just once I would like someone to lie, and say
" Wanda, you are not that great in bed!" , just once.

Its hard being great in bed, you know.....???? Geee every body wants you after a while, when will it end!!!


Yeahh Right!.... When a person is drunk and ugly, they will always going to be the best they ever , will or ever have. Nahhh...I couldn't resist..

Party On, and give those girls in line, numbers, you know like at See's Candies?


A WiCked Mistress WaNdA
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 91 (view)
 
Whats an instant turn on for you
Posted: 12/18/2005 3:12:06 PM
I know it sounds wierd, but I grew up in Up-Country Maui..Pukalani, and the one thing that is a garauntee turn on, even to this day is a old pair of Levi's Button fly 501's, that hang right at the hips of a tanned blonde hapa haole dude.... OMG!! You can see the little dents in the sides of the stomach, and resting on the lower back...That sway.... Holy Tolido!!
I love that sway in the small of the back.... On women too... I am not at all baiased A Woman in a pair of 501's, that is low cut, can do the EXACT SAME THING!



Where is the country side in these parts anyway?????
M.Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 1 (view)
 
What Is Absolutly Off Limits???
Posted: 10/4/2005 8:51:35 PM
I know a few guys that love getting their Red Wings, and a few others that really dig their brown Wings..... What do you prefere, or what is off limits.???

Sexy Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 1 (view)
 
How Far Would You Go In SMB&D?
Posted: 10/4/2005 8:49:56 PM
What is the most interesting thing about SMB&D that you would love to try, and would it be with a same sex? Or the opposite????

Sexy Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 140 (view)
 
why dont men Moan???
Posted: 10/4/2005 8:39:54 PM

why don't men moan???



Honey, mabey you are just not doing it right, my men, not only moan, but they scream, and almost sound like Tarzan at times. That is letting it all hang out!!!( No pun, inteneded )....
\

An Extreemly Open, and Sensual Mistress ...Sexy Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 23 (view)
 
to shave or not....to both women and men
Posted: 10/4/2005 8:37:36 PM

to shave or not....to both women and men



From my side of the the sexual lifestyle, thoughs who shave are eirther submissives, or slaves. Sex has nothing at all to do with it. For a slave to be shaved clean, it shows that she/ he, is willing to be acessible to all, and not have to worrie about the ..." ahhuuuall, chhuuuuullll,, hach, ...of public hairs getting stuck in nes throat, how un pleasant!!!.
A Mistress on the other hand, should be neatly trimed, but not ever bald, it is diffenatly bad for!!!!!

A Sexy Erotic, and Freaky Misstress Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Ever been to an adult theater?
Posted: 9/7/2005 7:51:24 PM

I'm going tonight with a friend. He said the place is a freak zone if a couple shows up. Where did you go?


Oh goawds the worst is when you get one at the very end, then all the sudden a cicle falls from the wall and grows a dicl.....Yick!!!!!! Then some, smelly , ichhie gross guy is all..." Hey, hey!... you wanna suck this?"
AS IF!!!... OHH GEEZ Hold me the **** back...Dam I get to pay all this money for 4 min of a bunk ass porno, plus suck a bums****too>???? DAM What a beautiful world.I never knew I had so many choices.."..Hummmmmm Suck the bums****....??? Slam it with a ball peen hammer...?????? Hummmmm? I think I'll take the Slam it with the hammer!!"

True story.... I saw it myself.

S.W
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 81 (view)
 
Kama Sutra
Posted: 9/7/2005 7:32:07 PM

Holy crap, Wanda! I hurt my back just reading that! Pass the taquilla.


LMAO.... That is funny.... But it is true, be sure you are meditating during and after.Gowsd forbid you come to, and you're in one of those legs aroung your neck, and getting it from behind! DAM! Talk about pulling something!LOL>>>>lmao...I'll have that tequilla beer back now.....thank you
Okay...I'm ready for round two!!! any takers????


A Sexy Mistress Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 57 (view)
 
Way to a womans heart..
Posted: 9/6/2005 9:55:48 PM
Complete obideince, and a big check book.....


nahhhh..... A strong personality, a good sense of humor, good looking, self assured,
and must above all others....GREAT IN THE SACK!!!
bottom line.


SW
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Ever been to an adult theater?
Posted: 9/6/2005 9:40:01 PM
OMG!.... Where did you grow up?

Sh*t, I was hanging out in them befor I was 18. In Hawaii. As a matter of fact I took a after school job as a Drag Durg deler anyway... my best buisness was in those peep show places. And it was cool cuse you could drop in a quarter, and watch 30 sec's of some pretty good stuff, then when you put in a dollar, it would be the meeting in the bar part...it would usually run out of time right about the time the bra was comming offf. Dam those quartes would go fast!!!!
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 68 (view)
 
Ladies how do you feel about being forced to suck
Posted: 9/6/2005 5:59:32 PM

I'm all for a bit of BDSM but come on I'd never force any1 to do what they didn't feel comfortable doing. If they were into a variety of things and it was roleplay gawd damn I'd force them to be my byatch if I wanted and would probably do the same for them nowt wrong with a bit of slap and tickle :)


Comming from a person that lives a lifestyle of Mistress, being in a relationship where there are No RuLES! is one thing, however to grab a person off the street( not litteraly), and know that they are vanilla( slang for straight sex, not a kink in um...well except for a dong with one...heeehe, couldn't resist that), and " force oral submission is rape no matter how you slice chop or dice it. No means NO*.


* unless you have commited to being a slave to someone in writting with
that in the agreement, always, always get it in writting.


S.W Not in any way meant to ruffle feathers,
"Just the facts mam..."........
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 46 (view)
 
THE WORST NAMES OF (this and last) CENTURY
Posted: 8/25/2005 1:53:40 PM
I cant believe I cant use a name dyke d I C K How messed up,,,, Its someones name.!!!!
for gads sake!

What ever.
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 45 (view)
 
THE WORST NAMES OF (this and last) CENTURY
Posted: 8/25/2005 1:49:37 PM
Ohh Gads.... I grew up in Hawaii,and on the Island of Maui. There was the Silva Family, and the boys: Rusty, & Sterling. The Ball Family from Kailua, Peter was one I went to school with, The Tampon family: Sally &,****
And a boy I went to school with Tatta Ipo, Tatta Ipo. My all time Favorite was
Buckstar Starbuck who got tierd of his name in 9th grade, and in 10th grade came back as
Starbuck BuckStar...True story honist!!! And William "Billie" Rueben ie; bilirubin, my Med Lab Coach. Ironic hugh???

I am going to say anoynomous
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 42 (view)
 
Ladies how do you feel about being forced to suck
Posted: 8/25/2005 1:33:02 PM
IF I was ever FORCED... I would be FORCED To bite hard!!!

No forced anything! period...It borders along the lines of rape. It aint cool.
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Kama Sutra
Posted: 8/25/2005 1:25:21 PM

Ok.. so has anyone tried any of the positions out of this book??
How has it helped your sex life if at all?


I am probably going to be the biggest wet blanket, but the whole idea of the Kama Sutra, is to find the balance within both sexes to find a union perfect. It is on the edges of religious... I have practiced sexual magick, and it all runs the same purpose: To find a harmonic unity, and find the force of The Holy within...I know I have had some awsome experiences and positions that I never even thought I would have been able to perform ie;
doing the splits across my old mans chest, while having sex....so one leg down by his legs, and the other up over his shoulder. Legs over head, like you are going to do a sommersault, and getting it that way....Some crazy SHI*..for real.... It is all about mind over matter, you dont mind, and it dont matter. A little taquilla never hurt either ...




S.W
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 57 (view)
 
Costumes and/or Role Playing?????
Posted: 8/25/2005 1:14:15 PM
OMG!! They Dont Call Me Mistress For Nothing........!!!!!

A Costume Wearing Lustful Mistress ...

Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 25 (view)
 
watching a woman use a dildo on herself
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:02:14 PM

I love to watch a woman cum sometimes it is more satisfying than the sex
itself just to know that the woman your with is completely satisfied is that
being unselfish to a fault???


Holy cow, are you kidding....??? I dig it too!! I mean I love to get those pornos:,
" Where The Boys Aren't" and some others I cant think of at this moment....

. Dammm Yes, they most diffenatly do rock!!!!


A Kinky, and Sensual Mistress

Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 41 (view)
 
What's the most you've ever masturbated in a 48 hour time span?
Posted: 8/24/2005 9:58:15 PM
Is that with or with out an audience????


With: 17 with out..... hummmmm..... I'll get back to you on that one....



SexyWanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 77 (view)
 
why dont men Moan???
Posted: 8/24/2005 9:56:45 PM
Gurl.... I had a guy that not only moaned, but sounded a lot like Tarzan...No Shit!!!!
It was so funny, and after a while I would feel him getting ready, and I would stick my under ware in his mouth....LOL... I mean Geeez, you know that there just may be a slight noise problem when the dogs are going off all over the nieghborhood!!!

An Wild Sexy Erotic Mistress
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 243 (view)
 
Do women enjoyed anal sex?
Posted: 8/24/2005 9:51:37 PM

I am a heterosexual male that enjoyed anal sex with women. Is it wrong to ask a woman for anal sex that might had never experince it or should this be part of the questions before going to bed?


I happen to think anal sex is awsome, however, I am also a kinky ****, and think that ropes, and gagas are incredibly sexy too. I have found in my many years of extreem sex, that most woman who enjoy anal, are also multiple orgasimtypes. I myself am not exactly multiple O material, but can be. I am always looking for something new to try,( and unless it is something gross ie: Skat, Water Sports, and other bodily excretions,) count me in.....
I personally think that it is a matter of choice, and if a woman decides to do it, then it is up to the man to be as gental as possible, other wise he may screw up any further chances of anal.

An extreemly Erotic Mistress Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Some Great New Usable Words
Posted: 8/18/2005 7:26:30 PM
That is the SH8T....It is a more complete list I think.....


Great........

S.W
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Some Great New Usable Words
Posted: 8/18/2005 3:09:37 AM
[size= 3]
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was
your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the
near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house which renders the subject financially
impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things
that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at
you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked
through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three
in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a s s h o l e. [/size]
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 114 (view)
 
Would you let your man shave you?
Posted: 8/18/2005 3:04:42 AM

is'nt that part of his duties ?
it always leads to bigger and better THINGS


You are absolutly right Indigo..... A true Woman after my own heart....

An Wild Erotic Mistress Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 4 (view)
 
those who use bdsm to get sex
Posted: 8/17/2005 3:42:15 AM
I am not at all attracted to Domme's. I am myself a Femme Domme, and many people often miscunstrued the meaing.... Being a dominate woman does not at all mean that you are also sadistic, or masochistic, though one may be both and be a Domme' but sadistics, are not just limited to Masters/ Mistress's either. I know of submissives that are "pain whores", and in my oppinion, they are far to much work for their own good. Pain when mixed with extreeme pleasure is great...It evens out the un real feeling of a tidal orgasim, and can even keep you going for a longer time.
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 263 (view)
 
Are you intimidated by pretty people?
Posted: 8/17/2005 3:37:14 AM
Nope, I am attracted to them


An Erotic Mistress and Sexy Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 51 (view)
 
Pathetic Dirty Talkers......
Posted: 8/16/2005 8:54:16 PM
When he said,
" You just go in the deep freezer for about 20 min..... not longer, because after that,
it feels like the real thing....." Hugh?????...
And what did you say about the cab station next door...as I am dressing in great haste.....

Aloha Kaniala.... See You Wouldn't as Hell, Wannta Be with or near yeah!!!!
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Some Cool New Words ..
Posted: 8/16/2005 8:41:47 PM
{b][size 3]
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was
your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the
near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house which renders the subject financially
impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things
that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at
you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked
through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three
in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a s s h o l e. [/size]
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 73 (view)
 
Two orgasms with the same erection?
Posted: 8/15/2005 11:05:43 PM

I'm sorry you felt offended by my opinion sexywanda... lol, now why would that be?

It was my first time checking out the forums. I wanted to see what it was all about. I find it's all about competition and bragging. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it, lol.

No worry, I have no intention of returning here, so I repeat, don't feel so offended when you run into someone who isn't impressed by this kind of talk.

But in your case, I'm sure you are all that you say you are and that you are the best at it. I wasn't questioning your abilities, I was sharing my opinion.

I hope the flattery makes you feel better now.

Geesh!


Honey, I do not in any way need your idle " flattery" as you call it, if you want to really flatter me, you turn and get on all fours, raiseing your bare ass towards me, as I dampen my hands, and slap the sh*i out of it until it's nice, and rosey... to further humiliate you would be the biggest form of flattery you could offer a woman like me.... Silly rabbit tricks are for kids, not Madames, or Mistress's! And that is a fact. A sexually Wicked, and Knowledgeble Mistress Sexy Wanda....and. If you ever grow up.... You know where I am.....
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 58 (view)
 
Two orgasms with the same erection?
Posted: 7/24/2005 12:46:39 AM

I totally agree with you !!! Too many big talkers out there and it's a total turn off!



Yeah so obvious, and that is why you are slumming it in a( None other than) SEX & DATING FORUM.... No, dont tell me, I know. Reasearch right? You have a happy relationship, just here doing research!!!

YEAH! Right! Chalk her up to one who has probably never had a good .... ORgasim....

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Mistress
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 57 (view)
 
Two orgasms with the same erection?
Posted: 7/24/2005 12:40:04 AM
Amusing post I must say. I found the most sexual people are the quiet ones, the ones who don't need to brag about stuff they do or in most cases, DON'T do.
The most amusing false bragging I've heard has got to be the swallowing... yah like so many swallow mouth tightly wrapped around, lol... and oh, must not forget the squirting, yes of course... too funny... but that's a different topic.


Then why did you even get involved in this post????

As for the quite ones usually being the most sexual. HA!, Most women aren't even able to let a guy know how to get her off, let alone be sexually "involved". And for those of us who do know how to open ower mouths, and say something, will cerainly tell it like it is...
We have no reason to falsify info...Remember the ratio effect? There are atleast 6 men for every women in a sex forum, probably more at this point, and how many chicks IM you out of the blue, wanting to " cyber" with you every time your on?

For most chicks, it is so often that we take the inviseble stance.


A Tell It Like It Is Sexually Gifted Mistress

Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 47 (view)
 
Two orgasms with the same erection?
Posted: 7/21/2005 7:38:26 PM
SexyWanda, lol... in canada... but it wouldnt help you even if I was closer... I'm already taken... lol


Well thats no fun, but yes I know all about mrs kegel....I have it down to an art...and if there is any doubt... just come down, and check me out...heehhe,, nah. But yeah I know abot them..I am even so talented to be able to do that while deep thraoting my 8.5 inch lover... true story..... "Honey, can I get that 2.5 karat color "G" VVS solitary we saw at Tiffany's?"


A little of the ol' Kegal Blow job, as I call it,
and its" Sure baby, what ever your little heart desires!!!


Wickedly Sexual Mistress

Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 12 (view)
 
Girls,when does pain feel good?
Posted: 7/21/2005 7:27:17 PM

Girls/women,when and where does pain feel good



Well, for myself? It feels great spiked with pleasure, or visa versa... Or a lot of pain with a little pleasure,....and what kind of Pain is the good kind?

Hummmmm. I think I'll start a thread on that.....

A Erotic and one freaky Mistress

Wanda
 SexyWanda
Joined: 4/26/2005
Msg: 35 (view)
 
I need honesty please...why is it when I tell a man I love him; he bolts...
Posted: 7/20/2005 3:15:55 PM

I have been single for quite some time now and it seems to me that I wait the pre-requisite 3 months or more, but the minute I tell a man that I love him; or I am falling in love then cannot get any fast enough....



Honey, because they feel a girl who love them is a good girl, what they really want is a nastey girl, so never tell them, and keep them guessing.I alsost garauntee that they will not only stick around, but be the first to say " I Love You Babe"


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