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Joined: 9/9/2007

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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex? Posted: 11/6/2009 8:47:34 PM
in high school,used moms car, she woke me up the next morning asking why there was foot prints on the windshield and side window and who's pantie's was left in the floorboard?

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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex? Posted: 9/27/2009 4:51:42 PM
myself and a bud picked up two ladies who were knowed to be "friendly" so we headed down to the lake,for a little late night skinny dipping, here we are in the lake, me holding my girl up with her legs up over my shoulders going at it, my bud not 20 feet away with his girl bent over in front of him and the local police lights us with his spot light. he got on his P.A. and tells us to finsh up and leave the area and he was giong around the lake and we better be gone we he gets back. laughing the whole time! you may think this will kill any more loving it just made the girls hotter, so i got pulled over for speeding back to the house with 2 half naked girls in my car, he lets us go to. thank you to all officers. everybody was young once!!

Joined: 9/9/2007

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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex? Posted: 9/27/2009 4:18:57 PM
O.K. about this .........me and my girl was doing the bad and nasty,when we finished i jump up to go out of the room,just to run smack ass into the wall.... don't get to wild on a hard wood floor the bed slides around in all sorts of ways, we move the bed around so much it turn around backwards,thus running it to the wall

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military police humour Posted: 5/24/2009 7:43:50 PM
502 m.p. co. fort hood tx ! every notice the one car stop you make knowing you not going to give them a ticket,for some dumb a thing is the one guy that kicks your a all over the street to the point of you having to shoot him.yes my day suc*ed!

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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex? Posted: 5/24/2009 7:21:48 PM
o.k. how about have you every broke you pen*is .......you can i know!!!! me and my girl was really going at it she was on top, riding like there was no tomorrow, got a little carried away on the down stoke totally missed the mark and SNAP. i scearmed like a little boy, shoved her off the bed. both went to the E.R. me, with my broke happy toy her with a knot on her head, da^mn at the looks we got and then we had to tell what happen.

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Funniest thing ever happened to you during sex? Posted: 5/24/2009 7:13:49 PM
i have everybody beat!!!! Awhile ago me and my girl was enjoy some "together" time,the next morning a life long friend of hers came to see us. Well early the next morning there was a knock on the door, my girl opened the door,happy to see her friend. her friend was standing at our door holding a note laughing her a off. my girl and her headed to the other room and both starting laughing thier aes off. I went in to find out what was so funny, but they won't tell me. Finally my girl handed me the note both laughing so hard they both hit the floor (no sh*t) as I read the note i started to laugh also the note read, Dear upstairs couple, we are happy you two seem to enjoy your sex life but please move your headboard away from the wall you are keeping us up all night with the banging, we can get use to her hollaring but the headboard banging needs to stop so we can get some sleep. thank you. ( the down stairs couple was and older church going couple) needless to say the random meeting were strange, pops just smile at me and was real friendly with my girl?grandma just shook her head everytime we pasted)

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