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Msg: 40 (view)

Dating outside your normal zone . Posted: 10/24/2008 9:21:54 AM
On the other hand, dumb is dumb. Spoken like a true intellectual........

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Self focus Posted: 8/27/2008 6:43:42 PM
No Problem...... Foot loose and fancy free.......sell out.......join forces.....find someone to start over with.....from scratch.......simple....

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Can you pass this 8th grade test? Posted: 5/13/2008 7:28:24 PM
Well.....knowledge is'nt everything...... No kids come to my door asking to mow the lawn or pick up sticks or paint the fence....... So, the lawn companies hire Mexicans to do the work..... Our kids are on the computer or playing baseball, soccer or basketball.....maybe at a Texas holdem party.? No wonder we're losing jobs in America.......everyone wants to be smart.....

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Smarter ladies have worse sex Posted: 5/2/2008 6:48:36 AM
Too many men have never been with a woman who really has orgasms--they don't know a real orgasm from a fake. Sounds like someone that fakes em.......well, too bad she can't let herself go and enjoy just being a human being.......but the mind does play a big part....gotta feel the love and contentment......I guess......although it is probably a lot physical reaction to stimulation that makes it happen....

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Why would you lie about your age? Posted: 4/30/2008 9:03:54 AM
Well.......I'm old when I'm working.....but young when in bed......

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Send me jokes! PLEASE! Posted: 4/30/2008 8:55:01 AM
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13' The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some jerk poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

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DAILY QUOTES Posted: 4/30/2008 8:03:08 AM
Laugh or be laughed at. I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13' The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some jerk poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

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The Looming National Debt Crisis Posted: 4/29/2008 11:04:11 AM
There was only a small surplus for one or two years with Clinton....those are yearly surplus figures....not the entire national debt......( google "National debt clock" and you will find a graph ) Americans will be paying interest on the debt, but currently bond rates are in the 4 % area, and inflation is running about the same........therefore if you are buying govt bonds you are going nowhere.....probably can't collect enough interest from the govt. to offset inflation. So, people don't save money....they keep it spent because saving is not profitable......However buying items that depreciate is worse, and most things depreciate. Elaborate retirement accounts have been in use to delay taxes on income but there is no guarantee of the tax rate when the retirement money is needed. The American economy is no different from Enron or Bear Stearns.....when people loose confidence in the system.......it will collapse in days.......not even weeks will transpire......the Arabs and Chinese back away and we can't do anything but print massive amounts of paper money and it triggers hyper inflation........your savings and property become virtually worthless as the tax rates accelerate........and now that the fed has used up so much credit.....there is not much room for them to manuver further. Watch out when nobody can pay their credit card bills because of high fuel prices and food prices and house payments and health costs and insurance, heating and cooling, cell phone, direct TV.....Starbucks......geesh.....what a system.

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what makes a women smile?? Posted: 4/29/2008 9:49:10 AM
Hoola hoop and dinner napkin too......

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I caught my date peeing in the shower!! Posted: 4/29/2008 9:44:45 AM
Geesh....I would'nt stand in my own pee in the kitchen.......why in the shower? Yuck....of course those of you with dogs that pee on your floors are used to it.....

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Judging me by the shoes I'm wearing??? Posted: 4/29/2008 9:36:26 AM
Hiking boots with the big tread on the bottom.....I'll carry in mud and make black marks on your floor......get you down on it to clean.....see what happens...?

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Sensory deprivation Posted: 4/28/2008 9:17:53 PM
No.....I'm too ticklish......

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The Looming National Debt Crisis Posted: 4/28/2008 8:57:33 PM
According to the "National Debt clock" (you can google it) The National debt has increased from just under 6 trillion to over 9 trillion during the Bush administration.......so Bush is only responsible for about 1/3 of the entire national debt.

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Workable pickup lines to use on a guy Posted: 4/28/2008 8:34:06 PM
You know she's going to say somthing smart when she starts the sentence with "A man once told me................"

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The Looming National Debt Crisis Posted: 4/28/2008 7:26:01 PM
Oh.......well.......we have an entire paid army and navy and airforce that mainly do nothing but train for war and fire practice rounds.....does'nt cost much more to actually fight a war.........just a few more lost american boys and girls.....and then the weapons companies can make new advanced weaponry and charge the taxpayers more......it keeps the population employed and is actually a large part of our economy.

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The Looming National Debt Crisis Posted: 4/28/2008 7:03:18 PM
U.S. NATIONAL DEBT CLOCK The Outstanding Public Debt as of 29 Apr 2008 at 0108 AM GMT is: 9,339,310,816,304.81 (that's 9 trillion plus) The estimated population of the United States is 303,894,085 so each citizen's share of this debt is $30,732.78. The National Debt has continued to increase an average of $1.44 billion per day since September 29, 2006! So assumeing a family of 4.......you would owe 122,931.12 Your interest on this for one year is about 4917.00 at .04 % Besides that the value of the Dollar has declined since Bush came to office from a value of about 1.20 compaired to other currency to the present of about .72 or a decline of 40 % in value in relation to other currency. Spend more than you take in and your value goes down......simple economics. Blow money on war and non-productive expense without offsetting income from manufactureing and production....and you go broke eventually. The problem does'nt hit home until everyone decides they no longer have faith in your ability to manage. It's a wonder this has not happened already.......massive government waste and mismanagement without building intrastructure or createing more value in the physical assets of the country. More money leaveing the country for oil and imports of foriegn goods. Federal Reserve just adding more to the problem by extending credit to uncreditworthy institutions and putting additional paper money into circulation. Inflationary, monetizeing of the debt.....it has gone on this way too long....but no one wants the alternative......down markets and declineing values of assets.....to equalize the system....

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Why Are Male Sperm Counts Down 50% WorldWide? Posted: 4/23/2008 7:36:35 AM
They say it's use it or lose it........so ladies......the men need some help here!

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Long hair on older women Posted: 4/23/2008 6:43:13 AM
One thing about long hair..........you can be on the far side of the bed.......and still get hair in your mouth!

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Un-called-for Posted: 4/22/2008 6:55:58 AM
One night of ugly.......can negate hundreds of beautiful.

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Roman Catholic Priest in Brazil carried away by balloons and is missing..... Posted: 4/21/2008 8:52:53 PM
Nuns can fly.......priests cannot.

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How to get your date to check his appearance during the date Posted: 4/21/2008 7:57:30 PM
Then when he went to kiss you say I like doggy kisses and lick his cheek. That should do it. Oh, Lot Lizard........lick me, lick me!

feedem

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Un-called-for Posted: 4/21/2008 8:22:42 AM
Now if he called me every hour on the hour..I would shut the phone off ...what part of meeee time doesn't he get??? See how women think? A night out at the strip club would not be as bad as a night out with a mistress....and might invigorate a stale and routine sexual homelife.....but, women can be persnickedy jump to all kinds of conclusions.........even if they obviously remain the main squeeze.

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Un-called-for Posted: 4/21/2008 7:43:04 AM
Of course a man would'nt be allowed to call a woman if she were out for a night with the girls.....supposeing the situation was reversed..... Oh, Qwen.......you're makeing up a new story...

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Help wanted! Posted: 4/17/2008 4:58:38 AM
Yep..........think not-for-you should meet Doc Colin and see which has the most stamina.......

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Girlfriend wants to maintain friendship with ex-boyfriend Posted: 4/15/2008 6:00:21 AM
I agree.......the bull$hit is getting deep in here! "Arwen" is just looking to advance her own feeling of self worth. And who cares what others think.....it's those involved that matter.....if the girlfriend wants to maintain a friendship with the ex-boyfriend......there are different levels of "friendship"....and I suppose the girls boyfriend would have to be ok with it......or hit the road... Put that in your book, Arwen.....

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Global View of the United States Posted: 4/14/2008 8:51:17 PM
Uncharted territory when companies, businesses and monopolies have more wealth than entire countries. Money talks in ways that are not moral.....

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Would you date a guy you had nothing in common with? Posted: 4/14/2008 10:03:54 AM
Date some weirdos.........so ya know a good one when he/she comes along....

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whats with women and harleys? Posted: 4/14/2008 9:15:03 AM
And for the record, in no way, shape, or form is it written that Harley owners are white trash. I've never been, nor ever will be. It just shows an ignorance on your part for typecasting some of the best people on earth. Believe me......I sold Hondas for several years......as long as you are aware of the danger.....bikes are very much fun...... Jay Leno is a biker fan.......and of course the Sturgis rally is amazeing....... Harley has moved away from the "Hells Angels" image and concentrated on the more wealthy clientel........ Keeping up with the Jones' now includes a Harley.......what a rat race!

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whats with women and harleys? Posted: 4/14/2008 8:37:50 AM
I guess status symbols do turn heads......The clotheing is cool.....not the tattoos.....leather jackets and bugs on your teeth.....but if you like acceleration and the vibration on your butt.......a girl on the back hanging on to you.....boobs on your back.....be sure and have good health insurance......airbags not required....

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Msg: 130 (view)

SEX WHEN THE WOMAN IS HAVING HER PERIOD. Posted: 4/14/2008 8:16:34 AM
Oh......do me, I can wait..

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Why Men Love Bitches Posted: 4/14/2008 7:34:39 AM
Why would'nt a man enjoy an indepenent woman that enjoys dinner and sex once or twice a week? I suppose it would be her attitude......

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Mensa? anyone? Posted: 4/14/2008 7:22:33 AM
Ignoranus As opposed to .......Intellianus? (smart ass hole)

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Who needs Dr. Phil Posted: 4/14/2008 7:15:02 AM
All psychos should wear wrist bands..... I'm selling them for 1.00

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The religious relationship dealbreaker Posted: 4/13/2008 8:40:32 PM
Too much of anything can be a dealbreaker..... Religion is all about what you worship...... Oh, I wonder, wonder who.....who wrote the book of love..... What if I don't like fish? But.........I see no reason, not to believe in God.

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what if your soul mate is NOT financial stable Posted: 4/13/2008 6:09:41 AM
Re: It is absolutely untrue that two can live as cheaply as one (do people say that anymore?), and love will NOT pay the rent. No......but they say "it takes two incomes" Love might help keep the two incomes together.....thus contributing to paying the rent. Maybe stepping back to one income and a more home centered lifestyle would be more civilized than the current hectic pace........home cooked meals, games around the card table, table tennis, bingo, Yatzee......etc....... But then we are all to materialistic.....the need to keep up with the neighbors....a new wide screen TV, Two SUV's, Boat, Motor home, New leather jacket, Guess jeans, tickets to the concert, Golf club membership, Pedicure, Starbucks.....the list is endless.....

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When someone points out that you're old.. Posted: 4/13/2008 5:16:40 AM
I would much rather be old than dumb. Dumbness.......todays dumbness is yesterdays intelligence, I'm so far behind the high tech generation.....my old world did not operate under computer conditions....instant messageing was'nt available.....I did'nt know inflation would eat up my savings....so, now an IRA is the answer........and of course, faster cars, younger women and more money............

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Two Bathrooms Posted: 4/11/2008 12:43:12 PM
Trying to cram all the girly stuff under one tiny sink and in the tub is hard. Oh....and leave room for the air freshener!

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Two Bathrooms Posted: 4/11/2008 12:41:04 PM
Hate it when the urge comes and the bathroom is occupied......

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Would you introduce your companion to your single friends Posted: 4/11/2008 12:36:13 PM
Sunday lunches!!! Ipswich, England.....that's a funny name..... Oh, well....introductions are always proper...

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People may not be monogamous by nature, but they can overcome it Posted: 4/11/2008 10:35:24 AM
I am consistently amazed at these forums. There are women and men moaning and groaning about a plethora of problems from cheating partners to not being able to find a partner because they are too "nice" or any other reason. Let's face it.........people here are'nt happily married...content at being single....maybe.

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Detroit Tigers 2008 Posted: 4/11/2008 10:29:09 AM
Don't worry.....Royals start off hot and then fade.....this is a professional sport.....highest paid win.....in the long run....

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The Kinky Test Posted: 4/11/2008 10:16:53 AM
Geesh.....you all are sick......216 here.

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People may not be monogamous by nature, but they can overcome it Posted: 4/11/2008 9:21:16 AM
Why not legalize prostitution? What is the real reason? Is it because prostitution is demeaning to the women or because of religious bias? I suppose, if it were legal.........the rates would be lower......

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People may not be monogamous by nature, but they can overcome it Posted: 4/11/2008 8:54:34 AM
More laws...more govt. intervention... Geesh...blow .8 and you get a DUI......keeps lots of people with non-productive jobs.......how did the older generation survive without those laws??

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What type of humour do you like girls to have? Posted: 4/11/2008 7:54:34 AM
Hey...I'd listen to Phillis Diller anytime......

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What type of humour do you like girls to have? Posted: 4/11/2008 7:52:53 AM
Oh........if he does'nt think you're funny......don't get your panties in a bunch.

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Sleeping with some one on a first date Posted: 4/11/2008 7:45:06 AM
If she does it on the first date........does she do it with everyone on the first date??? Lookin for a nympho maniac is one thing.....someone to live with forever another??? No restraint at sex.......no restraint at other things??? Love at first sight........or just sex with someone???

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gloryhole Posted: 4/11/2008 7:28:20 AM
Gloryhole definition: A inner galactic hole similiar to a Black Hole......but protudeing and with a glowing ring and hole in the center. Scientists are still uncertain as to how it performs, but feel it can shoot out gamma rays at uncertain intervals.

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How Many Dates/Time Before.......You Know...? Posted: 4/11/2008 7:04:13 AM
If she does it on the first date........does she do it with everyone on the first date??? Lookin for a nympho maniac is one thing.....someone to live with forever another??? No restraint at sex.......no restraint at other things??? Love at first sight........or just sex with someone???

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phys vs emotional attraction Posted: 4/10/2008 8:56:20 PM
Try getting physical and then see if there is any emotion........

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