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holby

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Edward Woodward R.I.P Posted: 11/17/2009 12:00:59 PM
i remember him on the morecambe and wise show they took the piss out of his name he made a few records he was a bit of a singer ther was a joke going around about his name why does edward woodward have so many Ds in his name because he would be ewar woowar great actor he will be sadly missed

holby

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Christmas Dinner Posted: 11/4/2009 3:31:49 PM
i have octopus every one gets a leg but it takes about 12 hours to cook every time you put the gas on the octopus turns it off lol

holby

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Council eviction. Where do you go? Posted: 10/5/2009 9:50:32 AM
council evict them there classed as homeless they will be put in tempory accommadation [hostel or hotel until a place comes up but they have to in hostel or council wont help them

holby

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Should I pay this bill Posted: 9/22/2009 9:22:46 AM
dont pay nuffink they got the arsehole with you because you went back to the other electricity firm tell them to take you to court it will cost them triple that for them to take you a court there trying it on with you girl you stand your ground

holby

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Olympic bronze medalist (Darren Sutherland) found dead! Posted: 9/15/2009 11:06:36 PM
its a hard one to call i know 2 people who commited suicidethey just done it never told any one it must take a lot of bollocks to kill yourself what ever way you do it this young boxer was from ireland a future champ in the making living away from home in a flat in kent maybe under a lot of pressure to please everyone family friends boxing management who knows what triggered it but a sad loss at a young age r.i,p darren sutherland

holby

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Patrick Swayze Posted: 9/15/2009 12:18:34 PM
sad news swayze died with dignity and was still acting right up till the end he was a good actor / dancer / singer sadly his wife and kids lost him at a young age my heart goes out to them at this sad time r,i.p mr swayze

holby

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football season Posted: 9/1/2009 1:23:23 PM
what would they do if westham and millwall got into the fa cup final i know its a long shot but you couldnt play the fa cup final behind closed doors at upton park there wasnt enough old bill on duty most of the people outside were old westham boys from the 70s and 80s who dont go that much now anyway so how can you ban them every one knew there would be a tear up its been coming for a long time to put it simply the two teams supporters hate each over and always will

holby

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Pub ban's Mobile Phones Posted: 9/1/2009 12:54:46 PM
i do door work mobile phones are a pain in the arse people in and out all night they all seem to talk louder when they had a sherbert the neighbours complaining does your head in most people only talk shit when there pissed i agree with banning them

holby

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football season Posted: 8/19/2009 11:01:07 AM
message 18 where do you live fantasy island you think the hammers will go down you got more chance of seeing elvis riding shergar than westham going down as for celtic and rangers you would both be at the bottom of the premier league arsenal out classed both of them the scottish league is boring but the rangers and celtic fans great supporters cant take that away from them first class

holby

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Soccer/Football teams Posted: 8/17/2009 1:39:09 PM
im westham till i die

holby

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Jordan & Peter Andre in the papers Posted: 8/13/2009 10:30:23 AM
peter andre aint gonna get anywhere with hes music he is living in cloud cookoo land he cant sing jordan seems to have the knack of making money i think she knows how to use the media shes worth about 10 million she had most of that before she met andre she will get a top lawyer keep her kids he will probily get a job on tv but its about time the papers stopped writing about them because nobody gives a fvck about them

holby

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What would you take? Posted: 8/12/2009 12:44:33 PM
my westham shirt and season ticket

holby

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Blackpool Pleasure Beach entrance fee. Posted: 8/10/2009 2:42:32 PM
they want people to go there then they wanna charge you its bollocks go some where else next time

holby

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Should Ronnie biggs be a free man now? Posted: 8/6/2009 1:30:33 PM
the robbery was in 1963 the guard died of leukaemia in 1970 biggs is now 80 cant feed his self cant walk they should let him out he will be in a home with nurses he needs 24 hour care look at reggie kray they let him out he died a few weeks after biggs didnt kill no one he just made the authorities look stupid thats why they all got long time in the shovel time to let him out in my opinion

holby

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Manson follower to be released from prison. Posted: 8/6/2009 8:47:18 AM
i remember reading about atkins she had a operation to remove a tumour in her brain that was unsuccessful that left her mostly paralyzed she can hardly speak and cant feed herself and had one of her legs amputated she has been moved to a womans facility in chowchilla it is understood that if she gets parole she will never leave hospital shes terminal ill with cancer she been in prison 37years the longest woman prisoner i think correct me if im wrong shes up for parole the 2nd of september mansons up for parole 2012

holby

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Dwarves Posted: 8/4/2009 9:33:17 AM
a 2 foot woman dwarf goes a doctors whats the problem says the doc every time i go out my minge gets so sore she says the doc puts her on the couch examines her gets some sissors starts cutting away right walk over there he says hows that thats great no more pain what did you do I CUT THE TOPS OFF YOUR WELLINGTONS said the doc

holby

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R.I.P.....Sir Bobby Robson has died of cancer aged 76. Posted: 7/31/2009 7:27:12 AM
sad news a great manager and a nice fella he will be sadly missed by all in football all over the world he was a good player in his younger days R. I. P SIR BOBBY ROBSON

holby

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When was the last time you cried?? Posted: 7/30/2009 2:35:07 PM
i dont cry that much but i must admit i got a bit chocked up when i watched farrah fawcett dieing on tv the other week they let her son out the prison his legs where shackeled and hands cuffed to visit his mum on her death bed when he walked in she didnt know him she was doped up on morphine heart breaking it was proper done me up

holby

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Swearing at kids Posted: 7/30/2009 2:22:29 PM
the times are changing where i live all the kids swear as young as 5 and 6 the eight nines tens upwards are all puffing teenagers drinking swearing the last thing to worry abouti if theres no swearing in your house thats great but outside and at school there swearing allthe time

holby

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Darts. The world Matchplay. Posted: 7/27/2009 5:36:48 AM
yes hes the dogs bollocks the best darts player ever he gets better with age taylors the top man no one will ever beat his record in darts phil the power taylor is a all time great

holby

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A different Posted: 7/27/2009 5:24:22 AM
easy answer dont give any one a lift

holby

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sits on the toilet outside in public? Posted: 7/23/2009 3:21:05 PM
you can have a jacuzzi in your garden you can sunbathe in the nude in your garden you can have a swimming pool and swim in the nude in your garden you can shag in your garden so im pretty sure you can have a pony in your garden have a word in his ear tell him not to have a curry then just let him shit in peace

holby

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Should Steven Gerrard face 5 years in prison over 2.30am bar brawl? Posted: 7/23/2009 10:48:36 AM
5 men have pleaded guilty to affray and a sixth treatening behaviour the will be sentanced at a later date the police have got it all on the cctv if gerrards out with mates and it all goes off and they all are involved in the fight then i think gerrard should get punished the same as every one else

holby

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is eastenders a bad programme to let my daughter watch? Posted: 7/23/2009 10:24:50 AM
eastenders is a load of old pony its nuffink like the east end i live in i aint watched it for years all kids watch watch soaps its not just eastenders thats pony emmerdale corrie hollyoaks all the australian ones are all pony dont let them watch any of them i recomend they watch heartbeatlol

holby

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£1m of child benefit paid out a month - to mothers in Poland !! Posted: 7/21/2009 5:22:38 AM
and we cant buy weapons or choppers for our boys in the army young soldiers getting killed every week this country is the dustbin of the world hospitals full prisons full no houses doctors surgerys full dentist full this country has gone to the dogs no wonder every body wants to move abroad its no good being english in england second class citizens in our own country it doesnt matter whos in power labour/conservative/liberal there all the same a waste of f-----g time

holby

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cowboy Posted: 7/20/2009 1:34:22 PM
a cowboy rides into town andtheres no one about he goes into the saloon gets a drink says to the barman where is every one the barman says there all in the next town theres a hanging who they hanging says the cowboy brown paper pete say the barman why they call him brown paper pete because he wears a brown paper hat/brown paper trousers/brown paper coat what they hanging him for says the cowboy RUSTLING says the barman

holby

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Irish Bee? Posted: 7/18/2009 6:08:37 AM
a irish pilot in his light aircraft crashed into a graveyard the irish police found 800 bodies -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------what do you call a irish spider paddy long legs --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------paddy says to murphy we are gonna rob a bank tomorrow so put something on your face the next daypaddys outside the bank all masked up murphy comes along looking the same as yesterday paddy says i thought i told you to put som ething on your face i did murphy says AFTERSHAVE

holby

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The Funniest Joke In The World! Seriously! Posted: 7/18/2009 3:01:24 AM
geezer pulls a bird in the pub i cant take you home to my house i live with me parents said the bloke i live with me flat mate says the bird we cant go there i know a quiet place said the bloke he takes her to the local grave yard lays her on a tomestone gives her a proper seeing to for 5 hours the next morning the girls flatmate wakes her up for work my backs killing me have a look see if theres any think on my back the flatmate says your backs alright but your arsehole DIED IN 1965

holby

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Soccer/Football teams Posted: 7/16/2009 10:11:02 PM
westham till i die blatter and plattini hate the english both of them should get jogged on

holby

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Best on screen death...... Posted: 7/16/2009 3:05:38 PM
john waynes last film,,,, the shootist ,, he died for real very soon after james cagney,, top of the world ma

holby

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i think its racism that they don't want to bury michael jackson at neverland Posted: 7/14/2009 8:09:02 AM
jacko was born a black boy but died a white boy where does racism come into it hes also got white kids

holby

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ARSENAL AND THEIR VIEWS Posted: 7/14/2009 7:51:57 AM
ive got a lot of pals who are season ticket holders at arsenal i think they pay 15 hundred pounds a year a lot of money for some reason they dont buy that many players theres a bit of trouble in the boardroom with the yank and the russian trying to buy the club to keep up with the big clubs and be in the champions league you need a big squad which you dont have sure you got some good youngsters but you need older experience players to steady the ship tevez would have been a good buy for you but wenger was never gonna pay that much money for him adiboya doesnt want to be there sell him why you can its a catch 22 the senior players that are there get the arsehole they aint winning nuffink then want to move to a bigger club because they aint happy as i said my pals are gooners im a hammer but we,ve both got 1 thing in common WON F--K ALL IN 4 YEARS it might take your youngsters another 2 to 3 years to win anything but willthe fans wait that long

holby

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Show Support for John Hartson Posted: 7/14/2009 7:18:08 AM
message 20 i think my cods need checking ive booked a cab for 6pm warm your hands first lol

holby

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boxing Posted: 7/13/2009 2:30:53 PM
reply to message 5 he was drunk she hit him on the back of the head bust his head in while he was knocked out she strangled him **** me i sound like quincy the pathologist on the tele lol hope that answers your question

holby

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Show Support for John Hartson Posted: 7/13/2009 11:48:36 AM
i met him once a really nice fella and was once a westham man RESPECT BIG FELLA

holby

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boxing Posted: 7/13/2009 9:13:08 AM
arturo gatti was found dead saturday morning in a hotel in brazil the former ibf superfeatherweight champion his 23 year old wife was arrested. he had head injurys and was apparently strangled with a strap of handbag found at the scene of the crime italian born aturo thunder gatti was also known as granite chin was superfetherweight champion in 1995 and wbc super light weight champion 2004 career record: 40-9-31knock outs R.I.P ARTURO GATTI

holby

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What are your favorite activities? Posted: 7/12/2009 4:02:12 AM
watching westham[come on you irons] having a gamble on the football n horses getting on it with the lads boozing pubs clubs boxing rumping sleeping

holby

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Teacher held on suspicon of attempted murder. Posted: 7/10/2009 2:12:12 AM
he shouldnt have been back to work they said the kid would have died if the other kids didnt pull him off he was still taking medication for hes ilness sounds like he just lost it luckily he didnt have any guns at home or there might have been more casualties

holby

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Say something or keep my mouth shut? Posted: 7/8/2009 5:24:52 PM
go on site in a false name get him to meet you then let your sister meet him you get him bang to rights then she can jog him on

holby

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Gnats, Wasps and other useless creatures! Posted: 7/8/2009 7:25:39 AM
cockroaches make me itch what purpose do they serve

holby

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Jackie O, RFK steamy affair with Robert F. Kennedy? Posted: 7/7/2009 1:06:55 PM
brando did lol not frankie boy he loved a broadlol

holby

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The Irish Blonde Posted: 7/7/2009 9:56:28 AM
what they call a irish man who sleeps in the garden all night PADDY O FURNITURE

holby

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Jackie O, RFK steamy affair with Robert F. Kennedy? Posted: 7/7/2009 9:16:08 AM
also sinatra and brando dont think its any secret

holby

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boxing Posted: 7/5/2009 7:29:25 AM
former world champion alexis arguello was found dead from gunshot wounds at his home in nicaragua this week he won world titles at three different weights he went into politics after retiring from boxing he beat jim watt in 1981 to win his third world crown REST IN PEACE ALEXIS

holby

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Irish Bee? Posted: 7/5/2009 4:49:31 AM
irish fella walks in a shoe shop can i have that pairof tortoise shoes in the window size 7 he put them on bought them took him 4 hours to walk out of the shop ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------unluckiest man in the world he had no arms and no legs and was swimming the channel and got cramp in the ears he got picked up by a boat the titanic ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

holby

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Two police dogs die in locked police car. Posted: 7/2/2009 7:04:25 AM
make you right there whitey they should be sacked but cant see that happeningthe old bill will come up with some excuse like they all ways do to get out of it

holby

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karl malden Posted: 7/2/2009 3:47:57 AM
one of my favourite actors died yesterday KARL MALDEN he died peacefully at 97 years of age he was a good character actor never the star but been in some great films cincinnati kid on the water front a street car named desire birdman of alcatraz nevada smith patton the sting and many more the streets of san francisco tv series which most people remember him for he had a film career spanning 70 years and one of the longest marriages in hollywood R.I.P MR MALDEN

holby

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Muhammad Ali v Bruce Lee Posted: 7/1/2009 4:52:36 AM
if your watching bruce lee in his films its all choreagraphed dancing im not doubting he wasnt a great fighter and athlete has anybody seen bruce lee fighting in a real competitionand what class of opponent he fought for me ali would slaughter him when i was boxing in our gym we sometimes had martial arts fighters come for training when they were going for there gradings dans when i spared with them if i stayed close to there bodies they couldnt kick me so they became a just a boxer if i stood off him then the kickings started a few to the head but mostly my legs so for me ALI would knock him out no problem van damme/bruce lee/jackie chan/jet lee if these 4 had a competition who would win im not to sure so help me out who do any of you out there think would win

holby

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jackos autopsy Posted: 6/29/2009 6:39:02 AM
the coroner in the michael jackson case said he was totally bald had nothing except pills in his stomach severely emaciated weighed 8st hips thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds unexplained brusing on his knees both shins and cuts on his back broken ribs he was taken all different pills pain killing injections he was anorexic and skelator frame he ate 1 small meal a day he had people looking after him doctor was there when he died a big family loads of friends yet i cant believe that no one knew how ill he was its reported he was skint he lived in rented accomadation sponged off pals handouts and loans the people closest to him and his family have a lot to answer sadly he will now be worth more dead than alive to late to help michael jackson R.I.P

holby

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The Nolans Are Back! Posted: 6/25/2009 10:48:24 PM
all these comeback bands dont give a f``k about there old fans its all about 1thing MONEY they watch takethat make a comback then all creep out of the woodwork spandau ballet hated each other went to court sued each other vowed not to talk again ever what brought them back together MONEY NOT THE FANS another 15 years down the line they will make another comeback in a old folks home remember them how they was and save your money

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