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Joined: 4/30/2005

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Weird Phobias Posted: 11/11/2006 7:58:56 AM
i mean the lie detector thats like a smoke detector! So your fear is of people who lie about smoking? Most people are afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.

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I guess I'm in...checking out the forums and I am curious about my profile too Posted: 7/10/2006 6:33:17 PM
Now that's a dirty filthy lie and you know it.

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I guess I'm in...checking out the forums and I am curious about my profile too Posted: 7/10/2006 4:04:43 PM
I think your profile needs to be more serious. You'll never meet anyone with a profile like that.

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paging JTP1969 Posted: 1/9/2006 5:30:22 PM
just change your location on your profile to where he lives and then you'll magically be within 75 miles.

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Whats your fav number?? Posted: 9/28/2005 7:51:32 AM
4-8-15-16-23-42 These are the mysterious numbers from the abc network series "LOST" Beware, some think these numbers are cursed!!! Owner: Ah, perhaps this will please the gentleman. (points to a talking Krusty doll) Take this object. But beware! It carries a terrible curse. Homer: Oooh, that's bad. Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt! Homer: That's good! Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed. Homer: That's bad. Owner: But you get your choice of topping. Homer: That's good. Owner: The toppings contain potassium benzoate. (Homer stares blankly) That's bad.

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40 year old Virgin -- The Movie Posted: 9/24/2005 9:00:03 PM
You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay.

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spaggetti? Posted: 9/4/2005 8:22:18 AM
^^ That's called Pasta Aglio Olio. (pasta, garlic, oil) Try throwing some chicken breast in ther too...awesome.

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spaggetti? Posted: 9/3/2005 5:59:50 PM
I still say that spagetti is better when spelled correctly... In that case SPAGHETTI would taste best.

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Favorite Quotes Posted: 8/19/2005 8:30:00 PM
It is better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ.

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Last time U laughed really hard and why? Posted: 8/6/2005 8:16:11 PM
Many years ago, with a bunch of friends in a shopping mall. We came upon a fountain inside the mall and I dared my friend to take off his shoes and socks and dip his feet in the fountain. He did and I took his shoes and socks and ran. All I heard behind me was him running, swearing and his wet barefeet smacking on the tile floor behind me. I could barely run I was laughing so hard.

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Things that make you go hmmmmmm??? Posted: 8/3/2005 6:55:27 PM
"What's the deal with Ovaltine? The cup is round, the mug is round....they should call it Roundtine" Kenny Banya the voice of a new generation.

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I keep hearing this.... Posted: 7/24/2005 7:01:08 PM
2 words: restraining order

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Favorite Quote Posted: 7/24/2005 6:04:50 PM
"Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs"

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Theme song? Posted: 7/22/2005 8:17:34 PM
Loser -Beck

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Things that make you go hmmmmmm??? Posted: 7/22/2005 8:11:33 PM
why is the word abbreviation so long?

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Scary thoughts... Posted: 7/9/2005 8:52:57 PM
That's why you should always meet in a public place preferably well lit and don't give out any personal information until you're comfortable that the guy isn't a "psycho"

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Low rise jeans on dudes . . . yay or nay? Posted: 7/4/2005 8:12:09 PM
Wait a second...so you wear your ex wife's jeans? They're not capris are they?

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Ahhhhhhhhh I HAVE THE CHICKEN POX!!!!! Posted: 6/17/2005 8:51:19 PM
What can a Dr do about the Chicken Pox? Prescribe medication?

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Ahhhhhhhhh I HAVE THE CHICKEN POX!!!!! Posted: 6/17/2005 8:50:09 PM
Come and visit me in Canada, you can use my Health Card to go to the doctor.

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Ahhhhhhhhh I HAVE THE CHICKEN POX!!!!! Posted: 6/17/2005 8:28:05 PM
Shingles? What were you doing on the roof?

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Funniest comedian? Posted: 6/15/2005 6:50:17 PM
Ya, what's with him posting :) in every thread. ????

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rape protection Posted: 6/13/2005 7:26:45 PM
That would just cause the guy to get more violent.

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natural selection Posted: 6/12/2005 12:31:02 PM
So perfect......that they lost. ;) Regardless of them winning or losing, he was nuttier than squirrel shit.

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Funniest comedian? Posted: 6/12/2005 11:45:27 AM
Mitch Hedberg RIP.. amazing comedian Couldn't agree more. He was awesome. You should read my profile. It's mostly Mitch Hedberg quotes.

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natural selection Posted: 6/12/2005 8:59:13 AM
who is Hitler? I know who was, but there is more than one Hitler. This one is famous cos he lost the war. But we all around Hitlers? What do u think? Maybe I should have been more specific. My joke was to compare the original question to ADOLF Hitler's ideology of a perfect race. I was kidding. Now as far as there being more than one Hitler. I suppose you're right. He may have had a brother named Dwayne.

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natural selection Posted: 6/12/2005 8:54:15 AM
89% of me agrees! wow, I would happy with 1%

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natural selection Posted: 6/12/2005 8:23:04 AM
And when you are mentioning statistics can you please post the link of the actual statistic with the research done with it. I'm an evidence based person and anything else is just one person's opinions and biases. You can make up statistics to prove any point. Doesn't make it true. 76% of people know that.

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natural selection Posted: 6/12/2005 8:20:31 AM
That's an interesting theory. Hmm sounds familiar didn't someone else have a similar theory? ....who was it?.....oh yeah HITLER!

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which do you prefere curcumsized or not? Posted: 6/11/2005 7:31:09 AM
mine keeps growing back

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Voting history Posted: 6/10/2005 8:26:01 PM
Remember that when you're voting, all you see is a picture. You don't get the person's profile so all you're using to judge is the picture.

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An email I received Posted: 6/9/2005 6:32:49 PM
I've gotten the odd troll in my inbox also.[/img] I think a little penicillin should take care of that.

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Whats your fav number?? Posted: 6/8/2005 7:00:35 PM
my favourite number is eleventeen.

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What does irony mean Posted: 6/8/2005 3:10:49 PM
I went to a friends house and his water gets pumped in from a well. It tasted a little irony. Now that's funny I dont care who you are.

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