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"You should wake up every morning as though your hair was on fire." 2."In this world there will allways be good men who do good things and bad men who do bad things, but it takes religion to get a good man to do bad things." Presidential quotes: 1."Where would this country be without this great land of ours?" Ronald Reagan 2."Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before." Dwight D. Eisenhauer From SMT 1. "Don't be the wave that crashes from a sea of discontent, I've wrestled with that blanket, leaves you cold and wet no matter how you stretch it." 2."Time is all the luck you need."  ronbgone Joined: 5/5/2005 Msg: 6 (view)   HOW MANY DEADBEAT MOMS DO YOU KNOW?! Posted: 8/7/2005 6:33:03 PM Hey, I have 2 daughters 9 & 12 thier mom lives localy, but does not see them regularly or on any kind of schedule, they have had some real self esteem issues arround that. Support? Financially? I lay awake at night dreaming of it, but thats all it is dreaming. Anyway some people just don't have the conviction, dedication, whatever it is in thier make up. You just do the best you can and run dammage controll. I make sure my girls know every day that they are smart, beautiful, good, deserving, and most of all that I love them more than anything. You can only do this and wait for them to mature enough to figure out that it's not them, it's her that has the problem. Good luck bro  ronbgone Joined: 5/5/2005 Msg: 15 (view)   What would you do? Posted: 8/7/2005 6:17:19 PM Hey I was in that situation a year ago, After going to a rehab I couldn't go back into my old environment. 2 weeks out and staying with a friend I got my 2 daughters, mom didn't have the time for them. My friend I was staying with said 3 was too many and gave us a week. I stayed in a motel by the week for 5 months, untill I found a place in the right neighborhood and school district. I was lucky enough to have a job that paid enough to accomplish that. I have to tell you it is still a struggle, juggling work with transportation to and from school etc. I never knew how difficult being a single parent could be, so prop's to all you moms (and dads) out there who've been doing it.  ronbgone Joined: 5/5/2005 Msg: 155 (view)   Fun One Liners Posted: 8/1/2005 10:30:52 PM 1. Jesus is comming, look busy. 2.There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't. 3.All generalizations are false. 4.I'm with me! 5.I found Jesus, he was behind the sofa the whole time. 6.I wanted to be positve, but I didn't think it would work for me. Then I got a really good feeling about my negativity. Now people tell me I'm ambivolent, like I give a crap. 7.Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove. 8.This is your brain on drugs, with a side of hashbrowns and bacon.  ronbgone Joined: 5/5/2005 Msg: 23 (view)   Cheesey pick up lines and one liners Posted: 5/14/2005 7:01:42 PM Soooo, I heard you have a vagina? You're my kind of girl (two arms two legs) It's been so long since I've had sex, I forget who even gets tied up!  ronbgone Joined: 5/5/2005 Msg: 15 (view)   DO YOU HAVE A FUNNY SAYING TO SHARE Posted: 5/14/2005 6:33:50 PM I thought about being an optimist, but then that probably wouldn't work out for me. I'll stop procrastinating...tommorrow. I must have told you a million times to stop exagerating. I can't stand intolerance. I despise people who hate. Do away with abolishing. People tell me I'm ambivelent, like I care. Visualize whirled peas. I found Jesus, he was behind the sofa the whole time. Idon't care if your child is an honor student, you're still an idiot.  ronbgone Joined: 5/5/2005 Msg: 17 (view)   Name change for a few good laughs Posted: 5/14/2005 6:17:28 PM Hi from Sloopy Chickentush.. does that mean we're related?   Show ALL Forums