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max_bialystock

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Msg: 35 (view)

Religion Rears it's Ugly Head. Posted: 2/3/2006 8:52:45 PM
dude, the teddy bear thing is just creepy. that's no way to treat a teddy bear. I agree.

max_bialystock

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Religion Rears it's Ugly Head. Posted: 1/31/2006 8:05:11 AM
When my ex-wife got religion, she tried to drag me into it. She did things like put scapulas (small Catholic prayer scrolls into my favorite teddybear. The idea for her was, if I was sleeping with Jesus, I'd feel more comfortable about converting.

max_bialystock

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Cold, lonely nights....and sleeping alone Posted: 1/29/2006 8:09:03 AM
i was married for 11 years..and i when we divorced i got the king size waterbed..(oh he wanted it soo bad)..anyway, i couldnt even look at the bed for the first 6 months, let alone sleep in it. Nose, face, knife. Seriously, it almost sounds like you kept it to spite him and then wouldn't use it anyway.

max_bialystock

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Nothing in Common...Does It Still Work? Posted: 1/21/2006 7:36:59 AM
Seriously, let's say someone contacts you who you have absolutely NOTHING in common with. Has it ever worked?

max_bialystock

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Religion Rears it's Ugly Head. Posted: 1/20/2006 3:55:44 PM
For me, it was enough destroy a 14 year marriage. I was so spooked I just ran as far and as fast as I could. No kids, thank god.

max_bialystock

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Do you think logistics has an effect on a relationship? Positive or negative? Posted: 1/20/2006 11:02:44 AM
I never had a long distance relationship that worked.

max_bialystock

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Religion Rears it's Ugly Head. Posted: 1/20/2006 10:58:45 AM
Anyone ever have a relationship go kerflooey because your partner tried to convert you. that is what happened to my marriage of 14 years.

max_bialystock

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Big Bucks, No Whammies Posted: 1/20/2006 10:51:08 AM
So, you meet a guy/gal who is self-sustaining. They are doing something they enjoy, but it will never make them a Gates or a Trump. They get by, but make less then you do does this ever become a problem?

max_bialystock

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Has anyone been brave enough to meet someone with no pic at all? Posted: 1/20/2006 6:22:49 AM
After a few letters or messaging sessions, yes, I want a picture. More so I know something abvout the person and can visualize the words coming from them. Those who absolutely insist on no pictures are usually gone from my list after a week or so.

max_bialystock

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women orgasms real or fake how can a guy tell Posted: 1/18/2006 12:27:19 PM
The g-spot doesnt leave puddles for all women. As I said. However, while it may not leave a puddle, it has always created posotive proof in my experience. max_bialystock (50 years-old and still learning)

max_bialystock

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women orgasms real or fake how can a guy tell Posted: 1/18/2006 12:20:56 PM
Two words..... G-Spot. True it doesn't always work in all women, but a properly functioning spot leave NOTHING to the imagination, and no, it's NOT pee.

max_bialystock

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Cold, lonely nights....and sleeping alone Posted: 1/18/2006 11:59:17 AM
If someone finds the answer let me know!! At 50, I am, unfortunately probably way too old for you. But you seem really nice.

max_bialystock

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Worst dump ever Posted: 1/18/2006 11:52:35 AM
This reply is for msannthrope:That was a mental image I could have done without & ended any further visit to taco bell for me.There's a time for humor but not at the expense of someone's pain & heartache. No offense intended, but you don't know our Ann very well.

max_bialystock

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Worst dump ever Posted: 1/18/2006 11:46:49 AM
My favorite was the one who spent three hours cataloging my faults out of the clear blue sky. However, laughing last laughing best. I asked her if there was every anyone she was truly happy with. She said there was. I asked her what happened? She said he didn't want the same thing from a relationship she did and dumped her. Bwahahah! That was easy to get over.

max_bialystock

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is it ok for a guy to cry when he gets upset Posted: 1/18/2006 11:13:41 AM
We are all 49.9 percent of the opposite sex. "The Undiscovered Couyntry" is not just a Star Trek movie title or a literature quote. Yes, it is perfectly reasonable to cry.

max_bialystock

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Preppie Style Women Posted: 1/18/2006 11:05:14 AM
...let's hear it for scruffy-but-still-cute-as-hell style.. Bravo!!!

max_bialystock

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Preppie Style Women Posted: 1/18/2006 11:04:00 AM
It's all perception and prejudice... illusions and lies. But if I was really out to rob someone I wouldn't wear a hoodie and tennis shoes... I'd wear a 3 piece suit... 'cuz folks trust people in suits. And don't forget the clipboard! A properly packed clipboard will get you anywhere in an office building!

max_bialystock

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Forced Feminization Fetish - any other women who enjoy this fetish? a Posted: 1/18/2006 10:44:52 AM
It is potentially a very dangerous route to go. Not because it's bad, but more because you either enjoy it or you don't If you don't, that's cool. If you do, keep in mind that you need to be able to admit that you do, and not slam the door.

max_bialystock

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Warning on Cialis: If erection persists more than four hours, call your physician. Do you believe? Posted: 1/18/2006 10:30:41 AM
Cialis duplicate normal sexual response. You meet some one. Are attracted to them. Get an erection. Make love. Cum. Then, after a norma period of time, get hard again. Lather, rinse, repeat. It lasts for 36 hour on average. Kind of like being a teenager again if you're a guy.

max_bialystock

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The Dance Posted: 1/18/2006 10:27:32 AM
Okay, so she/he calls you up. You meet. You both enjoy yourself. You go on another date and don't auger in. Ah ha! you thing something is going right! Then he/she tapers off. They still call you, but not that often. Claiming they like you, but don't want to rush things So you tone it down. Then THEY complain. How many of you had had to do this particular minuete?

max_bialystock

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The one thing that is an instant turn-off, ends the conversation........ Posted: 1/9/2006 3:30:54 PM
Ah, but if you're really curious: Women with bad habits who expect better from their dates then they are willing to give. Whiners who expect me to listen to their problems, but don't want to hear mine. Trendoids who expect total politically correct behavior all the time. Women who say they will pray for me. Women who comapre me to other dates.....DURING the date. Women who are the center of their own universe.

max_bialystock

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Msg: 63 (view)

Purely sexual and it sucks . Posted: 1/8/2006 2:53:15 PM
1) Not worthy 2) Boink worthy 3) Relationship worthy [/quoute] Ater a year of celibacy, I'll settle for number two even though I'd like three.

max_bialystock

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Marriage OR Divorce? Posted: 1/8/2006 2:48:21 PM
You deserve each other.

max_bialystock

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The one thing that is an instant turn-off, ends the conversation........ Posted: 1/8/2006 2:45:47 PM
So, I've got to ask, how often do you say "Nice day if it don't rain." during a conversation?

max_bialystock

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Totally Useful Love & Dating Validation Posted: 1/3/2006 8:01:31 PM
Dear Ann, In the words of Tom Waits: "I'm so horny the crack of dawn had better watch out!" So, my question is: Where do I fina either a "Bimbo" or a "Sure Thing" and are they the same?

max_bialystock

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No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 1/3/2006 7:44:39 AM
But it still won't get me a date.... Sigh.

max_bialystock

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When the girl wants to be JUST FRIENDS Posted: 1/3/2006 7:25:58 AM
Hoo boy! Have you got that right. I knew one woman with three kids from three different fathers. ALL losers. What are women like her thinking?

max_bialystock

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No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 1/2/2006 4:13:27 PM
Be it herebye known that as founder of this thread, I decree that the word "sloughs" shall be used instead of the "B" word. Happy dear?

max_bialystock

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Msg: 80 (view)

No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 1/2/2006 2:36:43 PM
Okay, YOU Choose! accoutrements, bags, belongings, carry-on, effects, equipment, gear, impedimenta, keister, luggage, paraphernalia, parcels, slough, suitcases, things, tote, tote bag, trappings Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.1.1) Copyright © 2006 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.

max_bialystock

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No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 1/2/2006 2:32:18 PM
Well, you didn't catch the Terry Pratchett reference.

max_bialystock

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No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 1/2/2006 2:23:29 PM
I went back to check the message that started this thread. More or less what I meant to say was: People who claim they have no baggage and want only replies from the samer type are pretty much full of it. You live, you got baggage (yes, kids are baggage, but I did not say that baggage is bad, the non-acknowledgement of baggage is bad).

max_bialystock

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No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 1/2/2006 7:33:58 AM
I don't have baggage. I have luggaga. It has feet and walks obediently by my side

max_bialystock

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Would you Canadians move to the U.S,Would you Americans move to Canada if you met someone on here? Posted: 1/1/2006 4:03:07 PM
Bravo! When I first arrived in Canada, I had the silly attitude that there is good and bad in both countries. I try to maintain it in the face of those who steadfastly insist that America is the "Evil Empire". Because of it's lack of effective social and healthcare programs, I kind of view it as the retarded nephew of the world.

max_bialystock

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Msg: 259 (view)

Would you Canadians move to the U.S,Would you Americans move to Canada if you met someone on here? Posted: 1/1/2006 3:58:54 PM
Here's a clue for you. I wasn't "turfed back". My marriage blew-up real good and I went back. Your comments have now entered the realm of making no sense. There are rude idiots with tons of 'tude across both borders. You are just the Canadian branch.

max_bialystock

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Would you Canadians move to the U.S,Would you Americans move to Canada if you met someone on here? Posted: 1/1/2006 1:16:32 PM
I used to work as a Customs official at the Canadian border in Sarnia and Americans would come through in June with skiis on their roof saying they were heading to Montreal for the day skiing. duhhhhh. i'd simply say.."have fun!!" You missed the person who said that I was ragging on and insulting Canadians. Wouldn't back down no matter what I said. I'm shocked. You never got any Yanks asking where the snow was, pointed north and said "Keep going for about 700 miles." I lived in Ailsa Craig for about seven years.

max_bialystock

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Msg: 248 (view)

Would you Canadians move to the U.S,Would you Americans move to Canada if you met someone on here? Posted: 1/1/2006 9:37:21 AM
I will NEVER forgive the Canadian government for ditching the AVRO Arrow. Stupid conservative pussies just caved in to the U.S.

max_bialystock

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Time to Ask the Question Posted: 1/1/2006 7:48:46 AM
I tried "Poly" once. It's hard enough to understand one woman, let alone the dynamics of a bunch of other people.

max_bialystock

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Msg: 78 (view)

Ms Ann's 'Improvement-Based' Profile Reviews Posted: 12/31/2005 8:12:52 PM
Go ahead Ann.... Make my epoch!

max_bialystock

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Time to Ask the Question Posted: 12/31/2005 8:11:33 PM
Am I butt-ugly or what? Words will never hurt me

max_bialystock

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Kids As INtentional Break-up Devices Posted: 12/31/2005 11:12:12 AM
Be honest. How many of you have used your kids as an excuse to break-off a relationship because you didn't want to do it yourself?

max_bialystock

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Has anyone been brave enough to meet someone with no pic at all? Posted: 12/31/2005 7:09:03 AM
I once met a girl without a pic on a chat room, but when we met she was a religious freak and wanted to convert me to her thing.... so I say hasta la vista baby.... Dang, must have been my ex-wife! I did the same thing and I was married to her for 14 years at that point.

max_bialystock

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A Few Come to Mind Posted: 12/30/2005 11:02:20 AM
Genie: You're a clever little man little master of the universe, but mortals are weak and frail. If their stomach speaks, they forget their brain. If their brain speaks, they forget their heart. And if their heart speaks [laughter] Genie: ... they forget everything." 1939 "Thief of Bagdad" I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner" And would it have been worth it, after all, After the cups, the marmalade, the tea, Among the porcelain, among some talk of you and me, Would it have been worth while, 90 To have bitten off the matter with a smile, To have squeezed the universe into a ball To roll it toward some overwhelming question, To say: “I am Lazarus, come from the dead, Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all”— 95 If one, settling a pillow by her head, Should say: “That is not what I meant at all. That is not it, at all.” T.S. Eliot "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"

max_bialystock

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Would you Canadians move to the U.S,Would you Americans move to Canada if you met someone on here? Posted: 12/30/2005 7:38:04 AM
The point to answer the whole tax question with is: Canadians know where their tax money goes to a much greater extent then Americans do. With a population base the size of the United States you'd think that if we managed our spending in a more reasonable manner we could do so much more. Oh ghod, I sound like an old-time Republican.....Fortunately, not like one of the new breed though. The new Republicans practice "Tax and Spend" but they spend on the very rich.

max_bialystock

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No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 12/28/2005 11:45:25 AM
The problem comes when you decide you want someone else to become your baggage handler. A well-adjusted person has had plenty of trials and tribulations and is content with who they are despite the roads they may have traveled to get to this point in their journey. The prayer from A.A. would seem to apply: "God grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change, courage to change things I can, and wisdom to know the difference."

max_bialystock

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No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 12/27/2005 10:23:04 AM
^^^^^^^ Sooooo, that is why you won't apologize or say you are wrong, eh? Thanks for proving my point.

max_bialystock

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No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 12/27/2005 8:55:53 AM
Here! Here! I am Canadian too and do not appreciate my country being degraded. You and the previous poster sound as bad as the people from the U.S. who actually do dump on Canada. Go back and read my other posts (including the "Would you m ove to Canada thread"). I don't expect an apology. If there are two words nationalists hate to use they are "I'm sorry" or the even worse "I was wrong".

max_bialystock

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No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 12/27/2005 8:51:35 AM
WHOA, hold it bucko! What's wrong with Canada? I'd be a little bit more careful, you're treading on thin ice there. You make it sound like it was a real hardship to live in Canada for 14 years. What's up with that?????? Canada is a beautiful country with some very wonderful, peaceful people in it. We don't make derogatory remarks about your country, please don't about my country. That comment was made because the original poster does not take mail from anyone in the U.S. I lived in Canada for 14 years and loved it (even if I was****d around by Immigration Canada for two years) I think Canada is a great counrty, and, if you had checked some of my other postings in other threads you'd have seen that.

max_bialystock

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No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 12/27/2005 7:07:01 AM
I totally agree with you, Max. You know, Jesus, Gandhi, and Martin Luther King had "baggage" too - look at their lives and their trials and the amazing things they each did. Wouldn't you rather know someone like that than a person who had lived in a sheltered little bubble? I would. And, unfortunately, you are not taking male from us crazy Americans.....Well, I lived in Canada for 14 years, but oh well :-(

max_bialystock

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The one thing that is an instant turn-off, ends the conversation........ Posted: 12/26/2005 6:28:44 PM
Well uh, it's like this un I like have uh trouble with your uh rules.

max_bialystock

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No Baggage? Who Are You Kidding? Posted: 12/26/2005 5:15:13 PM
Look folks, everyone has baggage unless they have been raised by wolves. Am I the only one who runs away when they see the "no baggage" line?

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