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 Author Thread: If I had a penis...
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
If I had a penis...
Posted: 4/28/2009 2:34:06 AM
it would be worth it just to be able to pee anywhere
without squatting or getting splashed.
But do I really want one No not really since they seem not to be able to think when the penis takes over.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
I swear this is not a nice girl thread...
Posted: 4/21/2009 10:36:51 PM
Here is another point of view

He is always out with that girl yeah he just says their friends"roll eyes". I have caught going out with her and not telling the truth about it. Then he expects me to socialize with her yeah right like I want to.

See same thing different point of view.

Look around you will understand why the girlfriends dont like you, you represent an opportunity for their partners to cheat. Not to say all men cheat or all women cheat but it does seem very common.

as to the one who said his ex was an evil b!tch well wonder what he was like. You are outside looking in and you dont actually know what is going on in the relationship. He might say that about her but I wonder why she was that way. Oh yeah I know he wants to hang out with his female friend and not with her. I know I would become a major b!tch for that.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Never rope a deer
Posted: 4/21/2009 2:19:27 AM
That was a great story. Way too funny.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 13 (view)
 
your age by chocolate...very freaky and it works
Posted: 4/21/2009 2:06:59 AM
That was interesting tried it on a couple of my coworkers and it worked.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 32 (view)
 
Changing Pictures Daily
Posted: 4/18/2009 1:56:27 AM
he final contacted the pic queen of his dream and now is gone from here.

Also you do have to wonder about the ones who never change a picture even when they have been on here for a year or more. What you didnt go anywhere, do any thing that had a picture taken of? I would be more concerned about them.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 19 (view)
 
mail restrictions
Posted: 4/18/2009 1:49:56 AM
You should pick your top three and use those only. As most of the poster have stated you could be missing your special person because you have such tight restricitons.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
How many first dates don't lead anywhere?
Posted: 4/18/2009 1:25:48 AM
most dont progress to a 2nd date but you have to go on the first one to get a chance for a second one.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 34 (view)
 
Can you help me?..I have a funny but weird story
Posted: 4/18/2009 1:20:04 AM
If someone wont meet then stop wasting your time with this person. You want a relationship in the real world then chat to someone who will meet you in the real world.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Her Diary, His Diary...
Posted: 4/17/2009 2:47:18 AM
this was really good, do you have any more
thanks for the laugh.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
The rejection dating letter
Posted: 4/17/2009 2:43:20 AM
i like it, very funny.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 35 (view)
 
When did Curvy begin to mean Obese?
Posted: 4/16/2009 11:47:17 PM
That penny test wont work. I am flexible enough to touch the floor with out bending my knees.

This all comes down to post a picture of your whole body and people can make up their own minds. So easy.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
The Washcloth
Posted: 4/11/2009 1:13:56 AM
that was very funny, too many woman can relate to this one.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Winter Blonde
Posted: 4/11/2009 1:12:03 AM
excellent jokes, the fence was one of the best.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Kids of Divorce- Taking One Back who left for Other Parent
Posted: 4/10/2009 2:57:35 AM
You dont have to have her live with you. She is old enough to get her own place and yes that would mean she needs to grow up. What does the other person who lives with you think? What about her feelings in this?
She could also go to school in Europe and live at her fathers unless he is tired of her crap too.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 20 (view)
 
Sending Flowers should ONLY be reserved for the Sig Other?
Posted: 4/10/2009 2:46:58 AM
It really does depend on how many times they have been out. If its a first date Yes it would creep me out that this stranger knows where I work or where I live. Now if we have been going out for several dates and No i dont have a number here but more than 3, yes flowers would be great and romantic.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Single/taken at same time each year?
Posted: 4/10/2009 2:12:07 AM
i agree with being single on days ending in Y and when I am not in a relationship.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 6 (view)
 
Karma?
Posted: 4/10/2009 1:55:12 AM
that was a great joke thanks for the laugh.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 34 (view)
 
For Real or does everyone just want to stay on the computer...
Posted: 4/8/2009 6:59:45 AM
Yes I have gone on dates. I actually perfer to meet people in the real world.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Is no father better?
Posted: 4/7/2009 8:40:37 AM
No father is better than one who is a bad person, who is abusive, who uses drugs especially around the children, who is a chronic alcoholic. Children watch and they learn from their parents including the bad ones.
Its better to raise the child alone that with that kind of drama in their life. You will need to make sure their other postive male role models around especially if the father is not.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 36 (view)
 
It's just a second date....
Posted: 4/7/2009 2:53:44 AM
You should have not cancelled the other date also you should not have told date #1 that you were going out with date #2. These are all first meet and greets and dont really count as dating. They are just meeting to see if they are what they said they are on the net.

As to the poster who said he wouldnt see her again if he knew she was dating other men. I doubt that you are exclusive when you first meet someone, or even after the 2nd, 3rd date. These are dates not arrangements for marriage, you are just getting to know a person.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Ginger vs Maryanne or Smurfette vs Jessica Rabbit?
Posted: 4/7/2009 2:45:13 AM
cat woman Hallie Barry or Michelle Pheifer. I would say Michelle Pheifers cat woman was way better.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...
Posted: 4/7/2009 2:30:47 AM
Signs that your family is stressed.
1. most of the conversations start with "What were you thinking"
2. the school calls and the first reply is "What has he done now"
3. cant understand them since they all talk too fast
4. think you are going deaf since no one seems to hear you
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 28 (view)
 
Ever walk in on your significant other... witn an other?
Posted: 4/7/2009 2:19:48 AM
You could be very nasty with these situations.

I dont know how I would handle it finding my partner in bed with someone else. I can bet it would not be very nice for him. The last one I caught cheating got his stuff thrown out and the locks changed.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 29 (view)
 
why is he so sweet in person and a jerk on the phone?
Posted: 4/6/2009 10:29:59 PM
you need to take a look at the other thread about the signs of abuse, your friend is displaying several of them. Time to say I am worth more than this crap, kick him to the curb.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 13 (view)
 
Stingy , tight fisted men /women
Posted: 4/5/2009 6:45:40 PM
they are called boy toys for a reason, he was hot so you paid for your fun. Stop whining about it.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Stood up...this sucks! Was it me??!
Posted: 4/4/2009 6:55:25 PM
HE stood you up. He wasted your time. He wont get another a chance. Throw that fish back into the pond and keep on fishing. My time is very important to me and to waste it with not showing up for a set date is something that gets a person deleted. He doesnt respect you or your time, NEXT.

I know some will say what if........ so what thats what a phone is for and most people carry them all the time.

Thats just the way it is, you have to decide on how you will handle people who do stuff like this. Just wait till you have a great date then he goes "POOF" on you.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 44 (view)
 
Does someone considering dating me have a right to know??
Posted: 4/4/2009 6:44:03 PM
All you need to say is I am divorced and I dont see my ex. You dont need to go into details.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 10 (view)
 
Things you learn from watching porn (not that I would of course)
Posted: 4/4/2009 3:48:44 AM
all men are hung
and fake boobs dont move when a woman lays down
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Is approaching men effective? (Question for the girls)
Posted: 4/4/2009 2:33:42 AM
I will send emails to men that interest me. If they want to chat then they know they can email me back and we see where it goes. It actually gives them a boost since they dont have to worry about being rejected since I contacted them. It means I found something I liked and want to know more.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 29 (view)
 
Are there any people left that date one at a time?
Posted: 4/4/2009 1:52:11 AM
I perfer to date one at a time but sometimes that one is not sure so they keep their choices available.
Its not game playing but there are many on here that are very misleading. You go out and think maybe this one then nothing "POOF" so back to the pond you go.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 103 (view)
 
How Long after the first meet should you say if your interested in that person or not?
Posted: 4/3/2009 2:37:51 AM
I dont know how long you have been on here, but I can understand her point of view.

She has finally met a man that
1. appears as his photo
2. didnt lie about his age/weight/height
3. seems really interesting/funny/nice what ever
4. has what she is looking for

I can understand her frustration at not knowing if he even thinks she is someone he is interested. She wanted to date him. It gets very hard sometimes to even hope there is a fish out there that you actually want a relationship with.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 4 (view)
 
lifesavers candy
Posted: 4/2/2009 2:10:00 AM
that was very funny thanks for the laugh
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Logic Test
Posted: 4/2/2009 2:02:09 AM
I thought ok kill the giraffe and cut it up small so it could fit, guess i had to debone it first to get it to fit and did that include all internal organs.
As to elephant why bother you have a fridge full of meat already so you dont need to put it in the fridge.

As one of the other postters said you would have to kill them since I dont think a live animal would let you put it in the fridge.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Your REAL Astrological Signs
Posted: 3/31/2009 4:27:51 AM
very funny thanks for the laugh.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 21 (view)
 
Spring Feelings
Posted: 3/30/2009 7:37:10 PM
yup spring is here, time to start spending more time outside doing all the fun activities. Much more interesting to walk and chat with someone when its not -20.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 95 (view)
 
POF words of wisdom....seriously!
Posted: 3/28/2009 2:09:48 AM
I dont have a glass half full/half empty, I couldnt find the glass and when I did the children broke it so now its a bright yellow plastic tumbler instead.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 75 (view)
 
Honesty - does it really matter?
Posted: 3/28/2009 1:48:19 AM
mysterious is something you can work on but when someone asks a direct question they want an answer not a game of trying to figure out what the person really meant.

As to it fading or things becoming boring... this world is huge and there is so much to do and see in it that you can not experience everything. Find something new to do and go do it. Try a new hobby, go someplace you have never been, explore, read a book or two. There is so much to talk about there is no way you can find out everything about everyone.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 74 (view)
 
Honesty - does it really matter?
Posted: 3/28/2009 1:41:17 AM
honor and honesty are not the same thing but both are very important in people.

Would you like to be around someone who you know is not very honest especially with the people they say they love.

I cant be bothered to remember lies so I try not to lie. It just takes too much effort to think up something when the truth is far easier to remember.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 62 (view)
 
date eats my food, how to handle this
Posted: 3/26/2009 2:43:18 AM
I like to order my own food and I will pay for my own food. As to sharing food go right ahead and help yourself. I wont eat most of it anyways and why waste it. Its good since I can order desert since he ate my dinner. Fair trade.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 77 (view)
 
WTF!!!! Why bother??
Posted: 3/24/2009 3:56:06 AM
that is too funny in a real sad way.

there are great guys on here you just have to find them, they are hiding and when I find out where that is I will have my trophy fish.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 25 (view)
 
What all those auto names mean
Posted: 3/23/2009 10:06:51 PM
FORD

Fix Or Repair Daily
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 140 (view)
 
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 3/21/2009 3:35:46 AM
damn thats it.

OMG its small
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 195 (view)
 
New Serious Member Feature.
Posted: 3/21/2009 1:46:12 AM
YIPPYYY i passed the test so I qualify for the serious member gold star.

HHMMM NOT.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 88 (view)
 
Could you live with clone of yourself?
Posted: 3/21/2009 1:07:26 AM
as long as the clone does the housework, I would be happy with another one of me.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 21 (view)
 
Not sure where I stand...... HELP
Posted: 3/21/2009 1:00:53 AM
you are a FWB or a FB to her. She doesnt want anything more with you. Also as some of the others pointed out why are you on here if you want to be with her.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
GLOW IN THE DARK PARTY @ JACKHAMMERS MARCH 21 09
Posted: 3/21/2009 12:51:13 AM
do more fish show than sign up for this location. Its my first POF party in Brantford. Does this place have dart boards?
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 96 (view)
 
Would you actually fill one out?
Posted: 3/20/2009 10:46:21 PM
I can understand why she did that.
It was easier for her.

I do think its funny that many said no they wouldnt but I bet they would if she was extremely beautiful and wealthy, but then why would she be on here in the first place.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 27 (view)
 
Is it cheating or not???
Posted: 3/20/2009 6:12:48 PM
ok now give your head a really hard shake.

You need to get rid of the alcoholic that you are with and get a person who is not a waste of time and energy.
Second dont bother going out with a married man you are just asking for some major drama. You said you dont like cheaters make up your mind if you want to see a married man that is CHEATING.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
What should I do a guy asked me for my number without any conversations??
Posted: 3/20/2009 6:09:18 PM
They hope it will work.
Why would you even doubt your self on this. Your phone is yours why would you want a stranger to have your number.
 sheilarodri
Joined: 10/7/2007
Msg: 14 (view)
 
Long fingernails
Posted: 3/20/2009 6:05:57 PM
Many hospitals wont let the staff wear long fake nails since they are not cleaned as easily as real ones. Also when they are too long they can cause problems.
 
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