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 Author Thread: What happened to the great pizza in Montreal?
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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What happened to the great pizza in Montreal?
Posted: 6/7/2009 11:21:43 AM
For the rare occasions I order in, it's "Casa Mare" for me in Pierrefonds ...
From home, its a thin crust with rapini, garlic, dried tomato slices, potatoes, herbs and olive oil.
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 113 (view)
 
E.D.
Posted: 4/21/2009 11:28:10 AM
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
 php
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Disillusioned
Posted: 4/14/2009 12:29:47 PM
... I guess ... ?
 php
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Disillusioned
Posted: 4/14/2009 8:28:46 AM

Go to Walmart for God sake and take a decent snap, after all in some small way it's a mode of a proposal n'est pas?

Isn't that a picture of Tia leoni?
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 113 (view)
 
What happened to the great pizza in Montreal?
Posted: 3/30/2009 8:59:40 PM
Agreed with above ^^
 php
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Hidden messages in profile pics
Posted: 3/24/2009 8:26:33 PM
Whoops, i totally misread your previous post :P
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
Hidden messages in profile pics
Posted: 3/24/2009 1:27:58 PM

Girl on bed = I am skanky

:(
Depends on the pose; besides, there's nothing wrong with being a lady in public and a wild (skank?) in the bedroom. I'm totally paraphrasing. Someone more famous and probably smarter said that.


Girl with cleavage = unfortunately I think this is my best attribute

You've scored yourself some new favourites for sure haha
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Hidden messages in profile pics
Posted: 3/23/2009 7:46:39 AM
A pic on a bed just means she can afford a bed, no? :)
The cleavage shots; I mean c'mon, how hard is it to sit down and take a web cam picture as opposed to leaning forward :)
If you want to sell a product, it's not only the quality of the product, but the marketing behind it :P
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Happy belated St Patty's day
Posted: 3/22/2009 7:18:56 PM
*hicccup*



~ Hmm i need to fill this is up 200 characters. So... how about those Habs?


 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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Slim Pickins?
Posted: 3/14/2009 7:35:59 AM
If you know what you want, then go get it :P
Have you tried initiating contact or do you wait for men to contact you?
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 110 (view)
 
E.D.
Posted: 3/10/2009 6:53:55 AM
Frank Hunting...

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He travelled up to Alaska , spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to
see a big black bear. The black bear said, 'That was a very bad
mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices.
'Either I maul you to death or we have sex.'

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter
alternative. So the black bear had his way with Frank. Even though
he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black
bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder.
This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, 'That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin
and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have 'rough
sex.' Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear
than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Frank. Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.

Now Frank was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and
managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, 'Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?'
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 109 (view)
 
E.D.
Posted: 3/7/2009 7:53:03 AM
Hah that was great!
I'll take notes to specify "human" the next time a run into an old lamp.
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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E.D.
Posted: 2/17/2009 9:26:12 PM
good one ^^

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 php
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Msg: 99 (view)
 
E.D.
Posted: 2/9/2009 9:36:35 PM
ouch, poor guy

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 php
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Msg: 93 (view)
 
E.D.
Posted: 2/5/2009 5:46:13 PM
Funny ones MissTique
 php
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Msg: 77 (view)
 
black men
Posted: 1/24/2009 11:20:08 PM
This thread is old, no sense in digging it up
 php
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Msg: 77 (view)
 
E.D.
Posted: 1/8/2009 3:07:00 PM
hehe good one




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 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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Quebec Election...time to go?
Posted: 12/4/2008 9:42:21 AM
Lol.

Ok, let's tax businesses even more, jobs will come rushing in for sure.
Great timing, there's no economic slow down or anything lol.
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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Quebec Election...time to go?
Posted: 11/13/2008 9:59:27 PM
Pfft, Quebec politics ...
How hard is it to run a "nation" / province in deficit all the time anyways?
I'd vote for the first person who will cut my taxes and stop spending money on stupid programs.
Wake me up when that happens.
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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Pourquoi aux annonces à la télé???
Posted: 11/13/2008 9:50:05 PM
Yup this site is very "francoraciste" and this post is 2 years old.
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 56 (view)
 
E.D.
Posted: 11/9/2008 8:29:58 PM
Tony excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married. Tony says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm going to bring over two other female friends in addition to my fiancée, and you have to try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The next day, Tony brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Okay, Mom. Guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."
"That's amazing! You're right, how did you know?"
His mother folds her arms across her chest and says, "I don't like her."
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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Quebec Election...time to go?
Posted: 11/5/2008 8:20:54 PM
yay .... shoot me.
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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E.D.
Posted: 11/5/2008 8:14:31 PM
There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp.
The genie came out and said, "Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."

The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,

"Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish.

"Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says, "Yeah, yeah. I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says "

I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 41 (view)
 
Open Marriage
Posted: 11/5/2008 8:07:58 PM
... and now it gets personal ...
 php
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HALLOWEEN
Posted: 11/1/2008 3:29:33 PM
Awesome costume haha
 php
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ELEPHANTS & THEIR MEMORY
Posted: 10/30/2008 5:43:17 PM
ELEPHANTS & THEIR MEMORY ..INTERESTING READING IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.........

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenyaafter graduating from
NorthwesternUniversity. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The
elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a
large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he
could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the
elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the
man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for
several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else
but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and
walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that
day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son
Cameron were standing.
The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if
this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed
over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up
to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again,
wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the
railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.

This is for everyone who posts those heart-warming bullshit stories.
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 37 (view)
 
Open Marriage
Posted: 10/30/2008 1:37:57 PM
Oh wow .... I just read your "About me" ...
The part about the rimming "...although not required"
I spat my coffee back into my cup lol.
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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Quebec Election...time to go?
Posted: 10/28/2008 6:22:44 AM
Wow you're opening up a can of worms.

I'll sum it up for you.
The people in power in Quebec, want this issue to be kept alive, like the republicans scare the people with terrorism in the US and the democrats use healthcare.
There is little to no Anglo representation or support in the N.A. I'm not really sure if there is an Anglo MNA, I don't follow Quebec politics because it's useless. If there isn't an anglo MNA, I'm happy. They'd have no power anyways. We'd have just token ministers, making 150k a year as puppets.

I would love to partition my little part of this province into another territory and/or hope other municiplaties consider adopting a similar resolution that DDO did prior to the 1980 declaring that it would join the province of Ontario in the event of a "yes" vote.
What's the worst that could happen? Less taxes? Pay a little more for hydro? Proper roads? Oh no!

Anyways, I wouldn't worry about it, Canada would never leave the Canadian Federalists in Quebec trapped in a Quebec country.
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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RSS feeds for robotic inventions. Know any?
Posted: 10/27/2008 7:50:19 PM
Topix is great

http://www.topix.net/
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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Why do Guys do this?
Posted: 10/25/2008 11:23:32 PM
^^^^ totally correct. My gut tells me when I'm hungry, and it's usually right, so why not trust it with dating.
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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Open Marriage
Posted: 10/18/2008 1:49:50 PM
For the record, I said she should "quit" too ...
I'm always available for the "rebound" too haha
Anyways, this is one of those morale topics that has no "right" answer.


So ................ Habs taking the cup this year?
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
Msg: 31 (view)
 
Open Marriage
Posted: 10/18/2008 12:25:42 PM
Like I said, I don't know if I could personally have an open marriage, she'd be out on her rump for sure if she proposed it, but maybe other's don't see it that way. Maybe i won't see it that way if/when I get married :)
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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Open Marriage
Posted: 10/17/2008 9:52:23 PM
If it's an open marriage, it's an open marriage ... if they aren't hiding it from anyone, I don't see the problem. I don't know if I could personally have one but who knows.
 php
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Open Marriage
Posted: 10/16/2008 6:25:50 AM
I'd be out the door if he is insisiting.
 php
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moved to alberta...hicks as far as the eye can see!
Posted: 10/15/2008 7:52:17 PM
Aye ... when in Rome is so true ...
 php
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Do woman find earrings on men attractive?
Posted: 10/14/2008 8:16:50 PM
Again with the beef? I think you need to get your self a nice Kobe or Angus steak and go crazy
 php
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Do woman find earrings on men attractive?
Posted: 10/14/2008 4:03:40 PM
I think it's the same here.
I broke up with my earring(s) this year after 16 years.
 php
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Msg: 21 (view)
 
Tattoos
Posted: 10/14/2008 3:51:37 PM
haha ok. Not a bad spot though.
 php
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Tattoos
Posted: 10/14/2008 3:44:12 PM
back to the original post, where is this tattoo located anyways?
 php
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Tattoos
Posted: 10/13/2008 4:50:25 PM
Bah ... at least you said Grade A
 php
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Msg: 12 (view)
 
Tattoos
Posted: 10/9/2008 9:44:41 PM
I want a tattoo, I just have no idea what to get ... i go through phases where I want one thing but know I'll regret it in a year or two :(
 php
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No Longer in Canada
Posted: 9/29/2008 9:56:54 PM
Shouldn't feed the trolls
 php
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Tattoos
Posted: 9/29/2008 4:12:03 PM
It depends on the tattoo and there it is located and if it suits the person in my opinion.
 php
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How many? Chats vrs Meeting
Posted: 9/22/2008 6:34:45 AM
I've never cancelled a date I've committed to.
I have avoided meeting someone though.
It's happened that I've lost interest after awhile; I'm sure it's happened where the other party has lost interest too.
I've chickened out, probably a confidence thing at the time, I'm not sure.

Everyone is different, perhaps ask the person(s) in question why cancelled?
 php
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How many? Chats vrs Meeting
Posted: 9/21/2008 5:02:02 PM
It's a big step for some, to meet in person.
Some people just chicken out is all.
I have in the past, i may in the future .
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
Posted: 9/14/2008 9:14:35 PM
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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music (creation) software advice
Posted: 9/12/2008 1:20:08 PM
You can try http://audacity.sourceforge.net/
 php
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Nurses
Posted: 9/12/2008 9:38:45 AM
I didn't mean to leave anyone out, sorry.
.. and yes the problem is with the bureaucracy ... as usual :)
 php
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E.D.
Posted: 9/5/2008 6:44:14 AM
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis fifty times."
 php
Joined: 10/12/2007
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E.D.
Posted: 9/5/2008 6:34:16 AM
lol that was great
 
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