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 Author Thread: going to cinema on own
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 108 (view)
 
going to cinema on own
Posted: 9/11/2008 3:05:31 PM
can't see a problem in it, only ever done it a few times but that was because the ex didnt fancy the particular movie, so when i dropped her off to work on a sat morn id head over and was quite surprised at the amount of single guys all along to see the usual generic tits, ass & explosions part 4 on their todd, dont think id do the fri & sat evenin ones though
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 18 (view)
 
meeting potentials in pubs and clubs..
Posted: 2/4/2008 4:30:57 AM

Women go to pubs and clubs for a night out and dance with friends, men go to pubs and clubs to get pissed, with the hope of getting laid.


sums it up perfectly, although having said that, i personally don't go out with the intention of getting laid or "pulling" , i usually go out to get drunk and have a laugh at the crap attempts of my mates trying to pull..
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 33 (view)
 
Getting your own back on kitten
Posted: 2/4/2008 4:19:25 AM
when mine gives me problems i find aerosol and a lighter do the trick...

plus on the funny side you get a bald cat to laugh at

the smell of burnt fur does leave the area quite quickly as well
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
The British public and losers
Posted: 2/4/2008 1:24:06 AM
probably down to the fact that the public knows she's crap and keep voting her in to watch the poor girl fail week in week out... good to know there are evil people that do watch this crap on tv...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 2695 (view)
 
GUYS!!! If you met the right woman, could you wait for the sex till marriage?
Posted: 2/4/2008 1:04:58 AM
nope, nada, not a mission, and other various combinations of the word "NO "

(fecking hate this "message is to short, piss off and write some more crap".. doe's everything have to be bloody War & Peace in length, why can't simple sarcastic answers be enough?)
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 117 (view)
 
What do women mean when they say I feel safe with him?
Posted: 2/4/2008 12:59:21 AM
I think it means she can enjoy a midnight picnic in an abandoned summer park even if he's wearing a black boiler suit, hockey mask and butters the bread with a 20" machete without having to worry about him playing mind games and $hit
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
tell it to me straight
Posted: 2/1/2008 7:47:16 AM
Absolutely bloody shocking woman... leave the buildin... oh who am i kidding, its as we call over here in Northern Ireland "dead on", my only critique and who am i to critique (i had to spell check that word) I'm a rambling idiot, anyways, try and not list everything as bullet points, have a great day

and i dig a chick that smokes ;-)
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 4 (view)
 
Profile review wanted please.
Posted: 2/1/2008 7:43:29 AM
needs more stuff... fluff it out with more crap, like how you love playing backgammon in the garden in spring, naked with a bottle of plonk or somit...

add humour is what I'm saying, chicks dig a guy who can make them smile
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 4 (view)
 
review my profile...PLEASE let me know what you think
Posted: 1/31/2008 3:55:16 PM
yeah dump the picture with you looking like your trying to make the bird spontaneously combust, the other one is far better and this is coming from a completely heterosexual male by the way...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 1 (view)
 
I'm curious to see what you think of my ramblings..
Posted: 1/31/2008 3:51:08 PM
i know i don't have a picture, maybe one day I'll stick one up... anyways fire away and shoot me down in flames as i love a good telling off :)

damn i've just been told all new posts need to be 200 letters long so im gonna just keep writing crap (kinda like my profile) to see if this bloody thing will post.. be handy if there was a letter counter so i knew when to stop talking complete $hite... but then again that is my forte... here goes, lets see if this will now post... jeeze the things i do for a critique...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 38 (view)
 
men crying ok or not
Posted: 1/25/2008 7:32:27 AM
^^^ pack your bags sir, you've been kicked out of the Male club for exactly 1 month for crying over a soap, whereas i will weep for joy the day terrorist's nuke that street
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 35 (view)
 
Moving on, getting over your ex, starting over again!
Posted: 1/25/2008 7:19:53 AM
My Ex is now in another country, i got a quote from an agency to keep "tabs" on her, but it was gonna cost to much, so I've resigned myself to moving on with life...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 186 (view)
 
Tattoo's on boobs...attractive or not?
Posted: 1/25/2008 7:08:48 AM
Depends on the size of the tattoo in relation to the boob
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 36 (view)
 
men crying ok or not
Posted: 1/25/2008 7:08:03 AM
you lost a partner dude, of course it's ok to cry in public... what's not ok is letting go of the waterworks for the following:

Anything on TV - Leave it to the wimmen to lament the loss of Vera duckworth
Pain - even an almighty kick in the balls should be met with gritted teeth and much complaining and rolling around
Your Team getting relegated - It's only a bloody game, suck it up you'll bounce back
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 7 (view)
 
Eye opener Documentary on the Israeli / Palestine conflict...
Posted: 1/24/2008 12:04:20 PM
The bit that cracked me up the most, and i didn't know this till i watched it, was the peace deal that the Palestinians refused back in camp david with president Clinton and the Israelis all those years ago, now it was spun in such a way as to make out that the Israelis offered everything and the Palestinians wanted none of it so naturally and i feel rather bad for this i sided with Israelis and thought the Palestinians nothing but arrogant Jew haters that want nothing but the destruction of Israel.. i was younger at the time...

Turns out, the Israelis offered the Palestinians a state they could call their own but on one condition... the Israelis will control your borders, your airspace, your natural resources, all your strategic land and will keep the Jewish settlements in place and you lot can do whatever the hell you want with the rest of the land! haha! is it any wonder they were so bloody mad and went berserk, thats not a deal, thats a take it or leave with nothing...

As i said a great documentary with intelligent arguments and not one head slapping crazy mullah in sight.
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 76 (view)
 
I watched the Israeli / US Media video
Posted: 1/24/2008 9:36:57 AM
the video can be found here:

http://quicksilverscreen.com/watch?video=17355

I came across it purely by accident and boy did it open my eyes, can't believe i was so biased beforehand...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 3 (view)
 
Eye opener Documentary on the Israeli / Palestine conflict...
Posted: 1/24/2008 8:31:46 AM
I fully understand that we are fed a constant barrage of spin on all manner of things, but i like to think I'm intelligent enough to see through most things, but i found this particular documentary fascinating because of the obviousness of the spin put on by the American Media corporations, in fact it praises the UK press for actually reporting the facts properly.
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Eye opener Documentary on the Israeli / Palestine conflict...
Posted: 1/24/2008 7:37:07 AM
Firstly, I'm not anti-semitic or a Jew hater, heck i have a lot of respect for that small nation and all that its people have been through throughout the ages plus the fact that its surrounded by countries that don't even recognize it's right to exist.. I posted this over in the Politics sections and basically got a few hilarious emails calling me a nazi etc etc... all this within about 20mins of posting so the balloons didn't even watch the fecking thing...

I watched this and it really opened my eyes to the plight of the Palestinian people, not the Islamic fanatics or the deplorable suicide bombers, just the ordinary men, women and children and the crap they have to go through, but whats really interesting and what caught my eye is how the media portrays these events by the careful manipulation of certain words to make out that the Israels are whiter than white, in fact, it's so bad and so obvious that it makes me wonder at the level of intelligence of the average American, anyways just thought i would share it with you to see what you think..

It's a video streaming website so it can watched over the net on your monitor, you may need to download the latest divX codecs to view it but its all perfectly safe.

http://quicksilverscreen.com/watch?video=17355
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 39 (view)
 
Adult Butlins Weekender
Posted: 1/24/2008 7:22:17 AM
Butlin's is still around... i thought that went out with Orville..
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 5 (view)
 
Question About PC World Staff
Posted: 1/24/2008 4:02:09 AM
Like most stores you can get idiots and nice people, i remember buying PC for my mum and the idiot was really trying to hard sell me all this virus crap and service care, i know my way round computers better than most PC world staff but this balloon wouldn't take no for an answer, until i actually asked was he mentally slow, to which he replied "NO I AM NOT" i then said "glad to hear, cause now i can tell you to f uck off and leave me alone you moron without feeling guilty", grabbed the computer off him and walked over to the till with it.. had to apologize to my mum for swearing lol

Then i went in with a mate cause she wanted to by a laptop and we got a great fella, very helpful and knowledgeable...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 68 (view)
 
Do orgasms get rid of headaches
Posted: 1/24/2008 3:50:12 AM
next time your head hurts, have a wank...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 1 (view)
 
Are people over analysing relationships to much?
Posted: 1/24/2008 3:47:14 AM
I enjoy reading these forums, amongst others when bored in work and one thing that i notice is that people really over analyse every single little thing in a relationship about what he/she meant, does/doesn't do bla bla bla ZZZzzzzz.. i mean, am i the only one who just doesn't give a flying feck and who takes the whole dating thing at face value i.e. are we connecting? am i having fun? and that's it, if those two aren't hitting the right spots, whats the fecking point, but no, people on here seem to need to find out why, or how to improve or whats going wrong, or is it just me that likes to keep things simple and fun and not turn dating into some day time tv soap crap
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 38 (view)
 
Would you join a dating site for mentally ill?
Posted: 1/23/2008 1:44:34 AM
Hell yes, at least first dates would be exciting... will i get killed, eaten, set on fire or cried at all night.. great stuff!
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 688 (view)
 
Whats an instant turn on for you
Posted: 1/23/2008 1:43:25 AM
A 150" Panasonic Plasma TV *drools....
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 67 (view)
 
burning desire or just strange?
Posted: 1/23/2008 1:39:11 AM

Corrie - I thought you didn't like soaps?


can't stand em, but she's English and a woman and that means theres a 99% chance she watches corrie...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 77 (view)
 
Traditional Sunday Lunch or Not?
Posted: 1/22/2008 6:45:59 AM
everynow and then i go upto me ma's for sunday dinner, but i prefer my Sundays to be spent in PJ's with the door locked and being a complete lazy bastid and ordering take away
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 28 (view)
 
creature comforts
Posted: 1/22/2008 6:43:47 AM
sitting on the sofa with my cat and a good movie
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 60 (view)
 
What are you like when you are drunk?
Posted: 1/22/2008 6:42:17 AM
I dance like an idiot with a 40'000 volt mains cable up his arse, I'll talk the ear of the nearest inanimate object, i completely miss obvious signs from women, i diffuse crazy situations and have a tendacy to make those around me laugh.. I'm a happy drunk.
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 2 (view)
 
When your drinking/clubbing days are over
Posted: 1/22/2008 6:38:23 AM
join a knitting club?
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 134 (view)
 
What is your favorite part of Sex
Posted: 1/22/2008 6:37:41 AM
when my hand gets cramp
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 50 (view)
 
burning desire or just strange?
Posted: 1/22/2008 6:37:12 AM
get him drunk one night, take him upstairs and have 4 guys waiting buck naked in masks around the bed and tell him you want to get kinky.. he'll either strip naked and get into it or run screaming like a wee boy with a sore knee and your left with 4 buck naked guys in masks to get some freak on, or you could go make a nice cuppa and put corrie on
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 109 (view)
 
Threesomes gone wrong
Posted: 1/22/2008 6:33:20 AM
wait till ya throw a donkey into the mix and see how crazy it gets...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 17 (view)
 
A frustrated 23 with mild ED.
Posted: 1/22/2008 6:32:01 AM
it's all in the brain... simple solution, remove the problem.. i.e. the brain and viola no more erection problems.. now granted you may suffer from acute deadness, but it'll pass..
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 137 (view)
 
I think i have heard it all!
Posted: 1/22/2008 6:25:06 AM
bloody hell man... you do realise you have a photo attached to your post!??! but hat's off to ya, ya crazy tell the world everything canuck...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 70 (view)
 
Dating a girl with PTSD... is it possible??
Posted: 1/22/2008 5:45:27 AM
must've been a rough tour in nam...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 56 (view)
 
urgent help needed. not life or death, but life or death for the relationship
Posted: 1/22/2008 5:41:32 AM
dude time to move on and forget all about her... go get a fish supper, that'll cheer you up
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 40 (view)
 
peeking at profiles
Posted: 1/21/2008 2:43:27 AM
I love checking out profiles, most are plain boring.. don't mail me if your a pervert bla bla or i love walks and cinema bla bla, but you do occasionally come across some that flat out make me laugh out loud and if thats the case, I'll always email them and tell them so even if they are living in Siberia..
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 70 (view)
 
Longest sexual performance. Is it better quick or lasting?
Posted: 1/21/2008 2:33:08 AM
All night.. yeah can be done, as can all day in bed.. it can be pretty exhausting lol those were pretty wild sessions... but then again a 5min quickie somewhere were you shouldn't be can also be just as hot
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 26 (view)
 
Have I doom my self with my Video Games?
Posted: 1/11/2008 7:44:25 AM
My ex and i used to play World of Warcraft and Everquest 2 religiously, we'd miss parties cause we where to busy obtaining the next piece in our Armour sets or completing a quest, heck look at what I've listed in my interests lol, seriously op i wouldn't worry about it, if a girl is gonna be that fickle over videogames or she can't see that as many adults enjoy it as kids, then you really don't want to be in a relationship with her..
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 17 (view)
 
where have the old fashioned values gone
Posted: 1/11/2008 7:38:26 AM
Am i the only one that thought of "family guy" when reading the post title...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 39 (view)
 
Calling all foreign film enthusiasts
Posted: 1/10/2008 8:44:13 AM
La Haine, absolutely fantastic movie about inner city french kids
Der Untergang, German movie telling the last days of Hitler before the ruskie took berlin
Dobermann, surreal crazy french comic book action flick

Thats all i can remember off the top of my head
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 51 (view)
 
what happens when you go to heaven??
Posted: 1/10/2008 8:39:46 AM
You get bored $hitless for the rest of eternity while hearing rumors of crazy mad parties happenin down in Hell...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 189 (view)
 
Best gig/concert you've ever been to
Posted: 1/10/2008 8:16:01 AM
Def Leppard's Hysteria Tour... It was my first proper concert and the first time i seen Lazers!
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 11 (view)
 
Public Affection.. Hrm? Opinions on it?
Posted: 1/9/2008 2:06:22 AM
I'm a big fan of public affection, now i don't go for the whole lets practically have sex standing in the queue for the cinema, but if I'm with someone, i always hold their hands and have no problems with hugs and kisses in full view of the general public... if i went out with a girl that had a problem with that, i could see the relationship falling apart quite quickly..

Your Ex sounded like an old catholic woman brought up in a convent in deepest Ireland...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 8 (view)
 
The one thing that breaks the deal in forming a relationship
Posted: 1/8/2008 6:34:29 AM
i was gonna write something mildly witty and amusing...well to me at least, but i cant be ar$ed, so i'll answer the question, to me it has to be a girl who is obsessed with celebrity culture, i.e. all those indistinguishable magazines you see in newsagents telling any muppet who gives a feck whose sleeping with whom or on what diet!! AARRRGGGGG!!!
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 14 (view)
 
What is normal? Read on ....
Posted: 1/7/2008 8:16:00 AM
Once an evening and lasting no longer than 5mins.... yeah thats totally normally for someone who sucks in the bedroom Olympics department
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 15 (view)
 
Ideas on how to cheer up my girlfriend.....
Posted: 1/7/2008 8:08:29 AM
hit her a smack on the head and tell her to cheer up...
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 70 (view)
 
need to LOWER my sex drive
Posted: 1/5/2008 6:04:18 PM
^^^^^^ *cough twat....
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 188 (view)
 
Bodily Imperfections......what can you/can't you deal with?
Posted: 1/5/2008 6:00:29 PM
8 arms...

man i hate octo-armed ladies, they freak me out with all those hands waving around grabbing $hit
 OhBuggerThis
Joined: 10/14/2007
Msg: 39 (view)
 
Riding a sybian
Posted: 1/5/2008 5:59:04 PM

but always wanted to have me run the controls
can you plug an xbox360 controller into it cause those things vibrate
 
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